Rebirth of the slag brother

Xin An was so happy that he was smiling like a flower, turned his excitement into appetite, and ate up all the grilled pork belly on the plate. Looking at his cousin's shiny and slightly pink mouth, it really seemed like he was taking a bite. .

If you can't bite, you can only drink some beer to reduce the fire.After watching Xin An kill five servings of roasted pork belly, five servings of stinky tofu, ten servings of open-back shrimp, three dozen roasted oysters with chopped peppers, six raw Australian oysters, and a large pinch of freshly squeezed watermelon juice, Tianyuan finally understood why Zhong Tianyu is desperately trying to make money, if he doesn't have a little more money, he really can't support him, it's too good to eat.

His eyes swept from Xin Xiaoan's head all the way to his flat stomach, where did this guy pretend to eat so much?Is it all in the ass?It's quite warped, but I can't fit it.

Zhong Tianyu doesn't like others to look at Xin An with probing eyes, especially his good friends. His pastoral attitude makes him very strange. He obviously didn't like Xin An before and even hated him a little. The lubricant was also sent with the mentality of watching Xin An's jokes. What is the reason for this change now?And Li Jiang didn't send a text message himself, whether there will be any contact.

Send a text message to Li Jiang, "How is your friend?"

"Ok."

"What does ok mean?"

"I told him that his rivals are all sluts. It would be perfect for him to seduce his rivals and then abandon them."

Perfect ass!The idiot.

"Are you full?" Zhong Tianyu asked Tian Yuan, Xin An raised his head nervously, he was not full at all!

"I'll take you to eat something else in a while, it's too oily to digest at night." I finished lovingly to Xin An, and then said to Tian Yuan with distaste, "You came here the first day, and you'll feel uncomfortable if you eat too much, go back early rest."

"Tianyu, the difference in treatment is too big." Tian Yuan protested.

"I'm doing it for your own good. We've been buddies for so many years. I don't care who cares about you, right? You don't have many friends in China."

"Hehe." Whenever I hehe, I just want to say peat ah ten times! "Then if I'm hungry, can I order food at the hotel?"

"Can.."

"No!" Xin An spoke up before Zhong Tianyu agreed, because the accommodation fee in the garden is paid by his cousin, so it must not be spent indiscriminately, "You don't know, there are too many dark cuisines in China now, you don't even look at them. No, do you know why I chose this place? Because the ingredients are all visible, and you can see them when they are roasting, so it is safe. But the hotel is different. Think about it, they find you so handsome Handsome, they will definitely be envious and jealous, when you order food, they will silently scold in their hearts, shit. So, maybe there is their saliva and various body fluids in the food you eat..."

Looking at the bubbling beer, Tian Yuan felt his stomach churn, please don't say anything.

But Xin An felt that in order to dispel the idea of ​​ordering casually in the pastoral area, he needed to make persistent efforts, "I saw a video, foreign ones, they would shoot their own semen on the bread and fry it for the guests to eat, You can't taste it when it's buttered and honeyed. I never order food in hotels."

After a while, Tian Yuan stood up from the chair, "Sorry, I'm going to the toilet."

"You'd better go back and use it. The toilets here are quite dirty. I'm afraid you won't be able to hold back and vomit more. Then, didn't I waste my money today?" Xin An was heartbroken. Can't make him throw up.

However, this is quite difficult, but no matter how difficult it is, in order to maintain his own image, Tianyuan suppressed the nausea. How could a man in Armani throw up casually outside regardless of the occasion!Absolutely not.

Seeing that Xin An wanted to say something, he stretched out his hand to stop him, "Can I stop ordering food?"

After the task was completed, Xin An thoughtfully picked up the last piece of stinky tofu on his plate and prepared to feed it to Tian Yuan as a reward, and Tian Yuan immediately fainted from the smell.

Calling Li Jiang to go back from the countryside, Zhong Tianyu was going to take a walk with Xin An to digest food, otherwise he would continue to eat later, afraid that his cousin's stomach would not be able to bear it.Xin Xiaoan is very resentful, I can bear it, what I ate just now was just an appetizer!Take me to eat all kinds of mangoes or something.

Tian Yuan was still very uncomfortable sitting in the car, Li Jiang looked at him and his face turned pale, "Are you feeling motion sick after drinking?"

"It's okay, just go to the hotel and take a rest in a while."

"Could it be that the wine you drank was fake?" Li Jiang is very concerned about Tianyuan, more like the company's god of wealth, so he must pay attention.In case something happens to this guy, the boss will not kill him.

"No. Maybe the food is a bit oily."

Li Jiang shook his head, "That barbecue is very famous, and I used to love to eat there, but since it was exposed that many barbecued meats are fake, I haven't been there."

"fake?"

"Mr. Tian is abroad. The food requirements there are very high. There are too many dark dishes in the country. Horse meat, fox meat, and mouse meat are pretending to be mutton and pork. It was only shown on TV not long ago."

"Rat...meat..." Tian Yuan's face turned paler.

"Yes," Li Jiang said with gusto, "The skin has been peeled off, and there is a row of bare skin. Have you ever seen pork buns with human flesh?" Naturally, Tian Yuan couldn't answer him, and tried to divert his attention, but his ears still couldn't help You have to listen, "I was thinking, do you think there will be human flesh in those meat?"

"parking!!"

With a screeching slam on the brakes, Tian Yuan opened the car door and rushed down holding the telephone pole, spitting loudly.Li Jiang carefully drove the car to the side of the road. Fortunately, he stopped quickly, otherwise he would vomit in the car.

Looking at Tianyuan, he couldn't finish vomiting for a while, so he hurried to buy a bottle of mineral water not far away, "Here, rinse your mouth."

"Thank you."

After throwing up the field, I felt much more comfortable, but soon the problem came, there was nothing in my stomach, and I was hungry again, "Just put me in the place where I eat the most."

"What? Is my stomach empty?"

"I'll wander around and go back to the hotel, don't worry about me."

"No." It must be taken care of.The company's money path is its own money path.

"Then you recommend a place."

Li Jiang thought for a while, "You just vomited, and you can't eat greasy or indigestible food. I'll take you to eat beef noodles. That one is good."

"Okay, thank you." Tian Yuan looked at Li Jiang gratefully.

Li Jiang was a little embarrassed, "It should be." The little deer bumped into something, what's going on?

Zhong Tianyu took Xin An to walk on the bank of the Xiangxi River, both of them smelled of smoke, "Xiao An saved me a lot of money today."

"Then what does my cousin want to reward me for?"

If you save a hundred, you will be rewarded with a thousand or something. It is obvious that you waste more, but you are so happy in your heart. This kind of cheap feeling is something ordinary people can't understand.

"I've bought what you want for you, and it will arrive in two days. It's time to remove the stitches tomorrow."

Xin An sighed, "Yes, it's time to go to school after the thread is removed."

"Don't want to go to school? If you don't want to go..."

"Go!" For a copy.If the title remains the same, one book is absolutely fine.If this counts as cheating, Xin An must be the luckiest. "Cousin, how is your math?"

"Not bad. What?"

"I have some questions, I want to ask you."

"I can help you find a good math teacher."

"No, I can only ask you. I don't want others to know." This matter is neither big nor small. Although the topic can be changed or something, Xin Xiaoan's IQ is obviously not enough, so he changed the number He doesn't know anything at all!In particular, the current high school mathematics is particularly cruel, and it can make people dazzled by just looking at it. Therefore, for a book, I can only ask my cousin.

Zhong Tianyu is happy, because Xin An feels in his heart that he is very reliable, that he is the only person who can be trusted, there is no one, only the only one, otherwise he would not tell him so directly, so he directly filtered out Xin Xiaoan, it is stupid For one thing, the direct transition to Cousin needed him a lot.

"Then you go home and write down the topic, and I'll help you look."

Xin An took Zhong Tianyu's hand, "Promise me that you must not ask others about the topic, and you must not tell others. And, if you find something that surprises you in the future, don't think me wrong."

"You're not bad, you're the best."

Xin Xiaoan was very satisfied, anyone could say nice things, but what my cousin said was the most sincere and sweet, "Cousin is so nice."

Then give me a kiss.I really want to say it, but I dare not.The front is the Xiangxi River, so it is better to pay attention to life safety.

Back home, Xin An took advantage of Zhong Tianyu's time to take a shower and asked the coachman, "Thank you very much, I decided to treat you to dinner, please do me a favor."

Li Jiang was waiting for the red light. After glancing at the news, Peerless Haoji wanted to invite him to dinner. It was very good. Anyway, he was not a female netizen. It was okay to see him, and it was the other party's treat, so he immediately agreed.

"What? What's the fun?" Tian Yuan felt that Li Jiang was very simple, and the expressions on his face were very direct and rich.

"A netizen wants to invite me to dinner." Li Jiang said.

"Then be careful, netizens are dying at the sight of light now."

Li Jiang looked at Tianyuan, "Have you ever been seen dead?"

I would never say that the female netizen who chatted with me for a month turned out to be a middle-aged and elderly uncle! ! "Television and newspapers often say, beware of being robbed of sex, money, and organs!"

Li Jiang shuddered, this peerless jerk shouldn't be able to!

The next day, Zhong Tianyu waited until Li Jiang and Tianyuan didn't come, and after chasing the phone, he heard Li Jiang crying, "Boss!! I'm on the mountain with Mr. Tian, ​​lost our way! Maybe we won't be here in a while." Signal! Come and save us!!!"