On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

When Nakahara Uzuki sat quietly at the table and began to eat snacks, the top cadres on the other side of the office were still trying to deny certain existence with a shocked face!

He is tormenting to be 007's subordinate for the most hated mackerel, and the same person there has a beautiful wife and lively daughter, and can take vacations from time to time...

—he must never admit it!

The top cadre, whose expression continued to collapse, straightened his hat and glanced at the little girl at the small table.

She was sitting obediently eating snacks while watching them talk.

The moment his eyes met, he withdrew his eyes in a second, cold sweat almost oozing from the corner of his forehead.

"So why do you know about the parallel world?"

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously.

Osamu Dazai held his chin and pretended to think for a while, then smiled and looked back at Chuya Nakahara: "It's a secret~"

Facing the disdainful eyes of his superiors and subordinates, Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes and meditated, and his smile faded a bit: "I will know in the future."

Nakahara also looked at Osamu Dazai with a little surprise, opened his mouth hesitantly, and finally lowered his eyes to swallow back the question.

"How did she get here?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also changed the topic.

"I don't know, but she seems to have awakened a supernatural power, maybe it has something to do with it."

Realizing that Nakahara Chuya's eyes were fixed on the photo stone left on the table, Osamu Dazai smiled and stretched out his hand to hold it tightly, cruelly cutting off the eager curiosity of the top social animal cadre.

The blue stones that had been reduced to ordinary stones by disqualification in the world became dull.According to Aoki Akira's remarks "Blue is a treasure!"... He probably destroyed a very valuable record.

——No way, he doesn't want to be enforced by Aoki Akira across borders.

"Give it back to Uzuki." Dazai Osamu walked to the small table and returned the stone to Uzuki who was staring at him.

"Are you tired?"

Looking at Uzuki whose eyelids were battling, Osamu Dazai whispered to himself.

Nakahara Uzuki took the stone and put it back in his small pocket in a daze, glanced at all the people present, and finally fixed his gaze on Nakahara Nakaya.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who had a bad feeling, also held his breath...

Sure enough, she heard her muttering vaguely - "Dad, I want to sleep."

Chuya Nakahara, a cub who fell from the sky: No... I am not.

Osamu Dazai walked away from Uzuki with a subtle look in his eyes: "Oh, don't slugs want to explain to three-year-olds what parallel worlds are?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Yes, he just thought about it.

"Hmm...I'm going to cry."

Osamu Dazai sat back in his chair, staring at Nakahara Uzuki's crying expression with emotion.

"..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed, strode forward and grasped the chubby hand that the little girl stretched out towards him, and lifted him into his arms with a light force.

The top cadre who had no experience in holding cubs patted the little girl on the back unskillfully, trying to calm her down.

And the boss he hated the most just looked at him subtly, making his forehead bulge.

The Central Plains is also unbearable!Directly presumptuously retaliated with a fierce look!

Uzuki, who couldn't open her eyes, was lying in the familiar embrace, and the moaning and whimpering gradually subsided.

**

However, when Uzuki occupied Nakahara Chuya's lounge and slept peacefully, Oda Sakunosuke on the other side was not so comfortable.

When he landed, he found himself in Leibo Street, Oda Sakunosuke relaxed his empty palm, with a rare serious expression on his face.

——If Uzuki also appears in Raibo Street...

At this time, the surrounding crowd stared at Oda Sakunosuke who suddenly appeared, with greedy and gloomy eyes with salivating eyes, and did not realize the seriousness of the problem.

……

Ten minutes later, everyone on Leibo Street had already retreated to their hiding places with their heads in their arms, praying for this scary redhead to leave quickly!

After the investigation was over, and it was confirmed that Uzuki was really not in Leibo Street, Oda Sakunosuke heaved a sigh of relief, and kindly "borrowed" a mobile phone to call Aoki Akira.

——Then you get the result of the empty number.

Oda Sakunosuke lowered his eyes, silently returned the phone to the shivering little bastard.

……

"Mr. Oda?"

Coincidentally, when Oda Sakunosuke's initiative to investigate had just started, he met Junichiro Tanizaki who looked puzzled on the street.

"You're not the one to investigate the waterfront..."

Realizing that the other party turned his head immediately when he heard the call, but looked at him with a slight look in his eyes, Junichiro Tanizaki closed his mouth and looked back with defensive eyes.

……

The detective agency is unprecedentedly lively today.

This excitement reached its peak when another Oda Sakunosuke came back from the beach and the two Oda Sakunosukes were in the same room.

"It's true... there is such a thing."

Although Ranpo-san has stamped it, Tanizaki Junichiro still thinks... this is too bizarre!

"So... can I ask everyone to investigate?"

Oda Sakunosuke glanced at the local Mr. Oda, and felt that it was more important to find Uzuki first.

"Of course," the steady Mr. Kunikida stood up and approached with his notebook, "Where did you two meet? Her height, weight, and hobbies..."

When Kunikida finished copying and got up to leave the office, Sakunosuke Oda looked up at Mr. Oda who had been quiet for a long time and wandered away——

"Hello, is Dazai here?"

Mr. Oda came back to his senses, and glanced at his peers suspiciously: "No, I don't know... Is he your friend?"

Oda Sakunosuke withdrew his gaze.

"...That's it."

Sitting by the window, Edogawa Luanbu suddenly opened his eyes wide.

"This is not tasty," Osamu Dazai pushed away the fondant figurine from Uzuki's mouth, "Although it looks good, it's really hard to eat."

Rarely, while his mother was away, he caught Uncle Dazai out to buy candy, and Nakahara Uzuki was as elated as a rabbit out of its cage.

Hmm... Although Uncle Dazai seemed a bit embarrassed when he said he was about to go out, but in the end he was dragged out by her!

"Come on!"

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was standing aside and looking around vigilantly, was caught off guard by a sneak attack.

He touched his face in a daze, and looked at the little girl who was blinking at him.

"Dad won't tell Mom, right!"

Nakahara, who had no experience as a father, looked at Uzuki blankly, not understanding what she was talking about.

Osamu Dazai smiled sullenly and took half of the candy from her hand: "This way I won't be scolded by my mother."

Attention was diverted, Nakahara Uzuki looked at Osamu Dazai's gentle smile, and felt that Uncle Dazai was really easy to talk to today!So he stuffed all the remaining sugar in his hand to him.

——Although she ate it, it was all bought by Uncle Dazai, and it has nothing to do with Uzuki.

It can be said to be a model that can open a dyeing workshop by giving three points of color.

"Why are you wearing this?"

Uzuki was held in his arms, and noticed the dark coat under his hand.

"Well... because I want to change to a cooler style."

Uzuki nodded: "Uncle Dazai is cool!"

Hearing the clear "Uncle Dazai", Osamu Dazai glanced at Uzuki Nakahara: "What do you want?"

Nakahara Uzuki said loudly without hesitation: "I want ice cream!" After speaking, he looked at Nakahara Chuya behind him with a guilty conscience.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at her probing eyes, feeling a bit overwhelmed.

It must be that her parents generally don't eat it.

"But mom will be back soon."

Osamu Dazai spoke first and passed the blame to someone else.

Zhongyuan Uzuki's expression immediately faltered.But noticing that Zhongyuan Zhong behind him was also silent and didn't speak, the little girl rolled her eyes, became a little more energetic, and tried to stretch out the jiojio again.

Nakahara Chu, who could see her thoughts, also smiled: "No."

Zhongyuan Uzuki's face drooped, and he became visibly aggrieved by the naked eye.

She glared at Nakahara Chuya angrily, retracted her head to Dazai Osamu's neck and complained loudly!

"Father is really fierce today!"

He poked his head out to observe, and found that Zhong Yuanzhong had no reaction, and tears flooded Uzuki's eyes: "It's more fierce than mother!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard this, his face became a little strange, but he still tightened his mouth and did not let go.

Nakahara Uzuki fell into Dazai's arms, and began to sob softly, the tears fell one by one on the scarf Dazai wrapped around her neck, and soon got wet.

Zhong Yuanzhong also widened his eyes, a little at a loss.

——He really didn't understand why a child could cry as soon as he said it? !The reason for crying seems strange?

Now he doesn't envy his peers at all!

"Uzuki?"

When Zhongyuan Zhong also gritted his teeth and prepared to admit defeat, and hurriedly coaxed this troublesome child, an uncertain shout from the street corner made the two big and one small present turn their heads.

Kunikida, who had confirmed the target, had a serious expression on his face—if he admitted correctly, the red-haired young man behind him seemed to be a cadre of the port mafia.

If you look at it this way, the man surrounded by him in a protective posture is probably...

"Uncle Kunikida woo woo woo—"

Nakahara Uzuki's teardrops fell from the corners of his eyes like a broken thread, and it was obvious that the little girl who Dazai Osamu didn't want to interfere had obviously shifted the object of help.

"Dad scolded me..."

Nakahara Chuya: "Huh?!"

Did he hear it right?

Kunikida Doppo:?

What did she call me? ?

Oh yes... Although that Oda only said that he is a Butei member of the parallel world, since he is looking for this child, it is not surprising that she knows them.

Kunikida pushed his glasses, but before he could speak, another voice preempted him.

"Uzuki, lying is wrong."

Oda Sakunosuke turned around from the corner and walked out.

Dazai Osamu's body suddenly became stiff at this moment.

Zhongyuan Uzuki hiccupped immediately and stopped without warning.

She timidly glanced at Oda Sakunosuke's serious expression, she couldn't hold back her tears again - this time she was ashamed.

Nakahara Uzuki struggled slightly, and was released from his arms by Dazai Osamu, who returned to the gods.

She walked up to Zhongyuan Zhongye and tugged at the corner of his clothes: "Yes, I'm sorry, Dad."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who has been walked by her acting skills from beginning to end, also has mixed feelings, but seeing her good attitude of admitting her mistakes...he really can't say anything.

Nakahara Uzuki tugged at the corner of his clothes again, and stretched out his arm towards him.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a moment, but still picked him up.

As expected, Uzuki kissed him on the side of the cheek, buried her head affectionately and rubbed against his neck: "Uzuki apologized."

Looking at the pair of blue eyes that were exactly like him, Nakahara also felt that his breathing seemed to tremble a little at a certain moment...

Unexpectedly, Zhong Yuanzhong also rubbed her head: "You can't tell such a lie, Dad will be sad."

Wrapped in the tenderness in his eyes, Nakahara Uzuki's timid eyes froze.

It seemed that the chick had found a nest of attachment, and her tears burst instantly.

Throwing into Nakahara Chuya's neck, Nakahara Uzuki burst into tears without any scruples: "Yes, I'm sorry...but, it's dad, dad today... I don't like Uzuki's whining today—"

Zhong Yuanzhong also widened his eyes, feeling embarrassed by her straightforwardness and sensitivity.

"I won't go to see Uncle Oda, okay... Dad, Dad, don't be angry, woo--"

Tears dripped down the collar of his shirt and wet his chest.The child's choking cry was heartbreakingly wronged, and the cuteness in the words was enough to make people feel ashamed of themselves.

Oda Sakunosuke glanced at the "Nakahara Chuya" who was actually suffering innocently over there, and walked around anxiously, silently walking to Dazai Osamu's side.

"Dazai?"

He tentatively called out the other person's name.

Osamu Dazai's eyes that were originally in a daze trembled.

Lowering his eyes for a moment of silence, Osamu Dazai smiled and turned to look at Oda Sakunosuke: "Long time no see, Oda Saku."