On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

"Papa gives you this~"

"Thank you Uzuki."

Zhong Yuan in front of the computer desk also took the small glass beads from his daughter's hand casually, took a look at them and praised: "It's so beautiful, where did Uzuki get it?"

"A locked room!"

Nakahara's hand that was clicking the mouse suddenly stopped.

He turned his head slowly, and met his daughter's big innocent eyes: "...where?"

Nakahara Uzuki raised his head, and repeated obediently again: "A room with a locked door."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He swallowed with difficulty, and he didn't know how to react when he met the blue eyes that were exactly the same as his own.

After a while, he hugged his daughter into his arms, took a deep breath and asked, "How did Uzuki get in?"

Zhongyuan Uzuki pondered for a moment: "Ang... Uzuki wants to go in..."

Uzuki, who was under four years old, obviously had a hard time describing her feelings clearly, her face wrinkled into a ball.

Nakahara Chuya's attention was immediately drawn away, and he began to be shocked by the speculation that his daughter might also have supernatural powers.

According to Edogawa Ranpo, Aoki Akira's ability is essentially a side effect of cross-world reincarnation.

Because the original world has a higher dimension, her appearance in this world is similar to a "dimension reduction strike".In the downturn after a setback and when life is in danger, the excellent growth of time and space clocks is also related to this.

And Zhong Yuanzhong also knew that his supernatural ability was essentially the effect of Huang Ba's vomiting in his body.

Although the offspring of supernatural beings are more likely to have supernatural beings, genetically speaking, neither of them are actually among them.

Uzuki... seems to be lucky?

……

After Nakahara Zhongya nervously opened the "locked room" with his fingerprints, his beautiful blue eyes instantly lost their light——

The originally huge model of nearly three meters turned into a pile of scattered parts on the ground at some point.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stroked the smooth beads in his palm, and found the other eye of the model in a small frame in the corner.

The model collapsed and built up a mountain of parts. Zhongya Zhongya stood at the door and stared for a long time, unable to move his eyes away for a long time.

——He suspected that this was where their father and daughter were buried tonight.

"... Uzuki."

"hold head high?"

Uzuki looked up at his father's dazed face.

"What reason do you think I should use to save your life from your mother's hands?"

Nakahara Uzuki lowered his head and blinked his eyes for a while, then suddenly remembered something!She shook her little fist held by her father, and raised her head confidently: "Uzuki is my own child!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya sat cross-legged on the ground and looked at his daughter at the same level, looking tiredly at her innocent little face.

"Honey, a reason doesn't work if you use it too many times."

Uzuki tilted his head and peeked at his father's worried face, not quite understanding what he was worrying about.

Obviously, every time her father stood in front of her and tried to stop her mother—"My own! My own! This is the only one!"

In this way, mother will not chase her anymore!

Why is it not working now?

Uzuki Nakahara hesitated and bit his soft candy-like lower lip.

Could it be that Uzuki is not his own now?

……

Unexpectedly, what kind of miraculous logic chain a three-year-old child will have, Nakahara Nakaya saw his daughter's eyes suddenly filled with tears, and immediately softened his heart.

"It's okay, it's okay, Uzuki can go to Uncle Oda's place to play with my sister!"

——I'll pick you up after your mother's anger subsides.

"Uncle Oda!"

Uzuki's attention was diverted, and he jumped up happily on the spot!

Seeing this, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt a little bitter in his heart.

——The supernatural ability of Oda Sakunosuke is not "seamless" at all...it is actually "becoming my cub"? !

"Father is going too!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed, and touched his daughter's little head: "Daddy won't go."

If your mom can't catch anyone, we probably won't have to come back :)

"Uzuki remember to give..." Nakahara Chuya got stuck in the middle of his sentence, and glanced left and right in shock.

Where is my cub? ? ?

The flustered Nakahara Nakaya just jumped up from the ground when he was caught by the mountain of parts next to him.

Thinking of his daughter's possible supernatural powers, Nakahara Nakaya called her name while running downstairs, and dialed Oda Sakunosuke's cell phone number.

……

Oda Sakunosuke, who was eating, and Nakahara Uzuki who suddenly appeared in the room looked at each other.

"... Uzuki?"

A few seconds later, the vibrating sound of the mobile phone came, Oda Sakunosuke glanced at the name on it and answered: "Ah... If you are asking about Uzuki, she is here with me."

Hasty footsteps sounded outside the house, and Sakura, who had always been sharp-eared, opened the door of Sakunosuke Oda's room and probed: "Is it Uzuki?"

"Yes!"

The two friends successfully reunited and ran towards each other.

However, the moment Uzuki grabbed Saku Le's wrist, a burst of white light burst out from Saku Le's wrist, instantly enveloping the two of them!

Sudden change, Oda Sakunosuke decisively rushed towards this side, but only had time to pull away Saku who was closer to him!

Everything happens in an instant.

When Xiao Le got up after a fall, the whole room was empty except for her.

Dazedly touched the bracelet on his hand that also disappeared, and after hesitating for a moment at a loss, Saku Le walked to the dining table and picked up Oda Sakunosuke's cell phone...

***

A door slammed shut in front of Zhongyuan Uzuki.

When I touched Sister Sakule's wrist, the world around me suddenly changed, and Uncle Oda's house also turned into this strange black lacquered door...

Uzuki looked up confusedly.The doorknob was too high for her to reach.The fleshy fingers tried to fasten the crack of the door and pull it out, but the door was so tightly sewn that it was impossible to start...

"dad?"

The person who went out just now seems to be Dad... But why did Dad lock Uzuki up?

The little girl pursed her lips, and her eyes filled with tears instantly.

Before she choked out in grievance, a soft call suddenly sounded from the depths of the dark room——

"Uzuki."

Nakahara Uzuki turned his head reflexively with teardrops hanging from his eyelashes, and was interrupted by this familiar voice.

——It’s Uncle Dazai.

He waved his hand to the side, and Sister Yin, who was standing next to him, retreated silently and hid in the darkness.

……

Meeting a familiar person in a strange place, Nakahara Uzuki's eyes lit up!She turned around and ran over with short legs, circled around the tall desk and threw herself on Uncle Dazai, her small arms hugged his legs tightly!

"Uncle!"

Osamu Dazai grabbed Uzuki's armpit and slipped him onto his lap as he had seen countless times in the "book".

"It's Uncle Dazai."

Uzuki read the tongue-twisting "Uncle Dazai" to save face, and immediately lost interest in this matter: "I want sweet cakes!"

Nakahara Uzuki looked at Uncle Dazai expectantly. They agreed last time that they helped Uncle Dazai, and next time they would give Uzuki sweet cakes—and they didn’t tell their mother!

Osamu Dazai smiled, turned his head to Gin in the shadows and said, "Go."

When Osamu Dazai looked back at Uzuki, she clenched his red scarf tightly with her small fists, and was about to pull it off with all her might!

Osamu Dazai held her hand quickly, avoiding the fate of being strangled to death by a scarf as a dignified mafia leader.

"What are you doing?"

Dazai smiled.

Nakahara Uzuki opened his innocent eyes: "Don't give the red scarf a hug! Stretch the red scarf to death!"

Osamu Dazai:?Who taught it?

Oh, whatever, in that world, anyone is possible.

"Even Uncle Dazai will be strangled to death?"

Uzuki Nakahara turned his eyes away and started to play dumb: "Uncle Dazai said it too."

Hmm...does that mean Uncle Dazai also said that he strangled the red scarf?Well, this Uncle Dazai's yelling is really correct.

Osamu Dazai, who could see that the child was trying to play tricks, smiled and untied the scarf from his neck, and wrapped it around Uzuki's neck.

Uzuki looked down, and continued to play dumb: "Thank you, Uncle Dazai~"

"No more?"

Uzuki looked shocked and sad, and looked at Osamu Dazai with condemning eyes: "Is uncle going to strangle me?"

Osamu Dazai patted her little head, sighed, "It's so bad... like your mother."

Nakahara Uzuki, who is well versed in the principle of slapping a sweet date, took out two photo stones from his pocket, and proudly patted them on Osamu Dazai's desk with a "snap!"

"Give it to you!"

Osamu Dazai stared at it in surprise for a while, and soon figured out what was going on.

——His peer...actually lied to children like this.

Osamu Dazai sighed again, stretched out his hand to pinch Uzuki's face, and the kite-colored eyes showed a little relaxed and fresh breath rarely.

"Uzuki..."

"hold head high?"

"Fortunately, you are your own."

Otherwise, your act of spreading the black history of your parents...

Nakahara Uzuki, who heard this topic again, became confused again.

——So is she really her own?

……

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and picked up a photo stone from the table, and before it was about to be destroyed by his disqualification in the world, Uzuki suddenly thrust a bar across it, and reached out to grab it too.

Sensing the unstable power fluctuations from the child, Osamu Dazai widened his eyes, immediately let go of the stone and pressed her into his arms.

The stone fell from his palm with a "slap", but trembled because of Uzuki's touch just now.

The green stone that fell onto the carpet was covered by a light-colored halo, and the next moment, the walls of the chief's office were cast with realistic light and shadow.

-

"Chuya, let me ask you!"

"Ok?"

"Do you think... Mori Ogai is quite stubborn in a sense?"

"stubborn?"

In the picture, Zhong Yuanzhong also looked blank.

"Look, counting from the beginning of our dating, when we both didn't realize that Mori Ogai would become our obstacle, the well-informed Hongye sister and Dazai both foresaw this result, and then voluntarily helped us hidden."

"Later when Mori Ogai found out, the two of us were almost on the verge of having a banquet."

"This good guy is making a fuss! I wish I could pull out the hairpin on my head and draw a galaxy for us!"

"I don't agree with you, but I don't dare to make you angry. I used all kinds of green tea tricks! It's a pity that Sister Hongye blocked most of it, and Dazai ko for a little bit."

"I didn't stop it in the end. We signed the marriage contract."

Zhong Yuanzhong also got a strange expression from this description, and always felt that something was wrong...

"You don't know, do you?" Aoki Akira turned his head and looked at Nakaya, "He even disgusted me in private, telling me that the mafia doesn't care about marriage certificates issued by the government, that's just a piece of waste paper to coax ignorant little girls kind of words."

Aoki Akira, who suddenly remembered this episode, couldn't help complaining to Nakaya.

Nakahara Chuya's attention was immediately diverted, and he "tsk" unhappily: "The document issued by the government is useless, so he filled it in with Oda's life to get a license to draw pictures for Alice? "

Obviously, Aoki Akira's smile widened a bit, and he continued the original topic.

"After signing the marriage contract, he still insisted on seeing me dissatisfied in various ways when the whole world boasted that we are a perfect match, and he bravely and alone faced the wind and snow and became the only opponent!"

"It wasn't until I went to the parallel world and came back with you that he found that both of us had become difficult to handle, so he completely resigned to his fate and gave up."

"Even before giving up, we have to try again to see if we still have feelings... This gesture is really unbearable and helpless."

Nakahara watched the whole process of Aoki Akira stirring a cup of coffee from hot to cold, and then suddenly returning to the whole process of asking him a question, and felt that it was getting harder and harder for her to keep up with her current brain circuit.

"Your wording is too...forget it..."

"Based on that, the leader can indeed be called 'stubborn'."

Central Plains also complained in a low voice.

However, Aoki Akira suddenly became excited, as if he had opened the door to a new world with his summary.

"Zhongye!"

"Ok?"

"Mori Ogai is like the kind of father in TV dramas!"

"You are his only baby girl, and I'm the brat who wants to take his baby away! The whole family is optimistic about the two of us except him, only he is jumping up and down and telling me to get out."

"Look like?!"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

I'm used to being compared to a female character by my wife.

"Do you think he is like a 'father'?" Zhong Ye's expression became even more strange, "Do you think his behavior is out of...'fatherly love'?"

Aoki Akira: ...

Thanks, I was disgusted.

"I'm sorry, just pretend I didn't say it. I don't accept this father. It's too much to think about..."

Aoki Akatsuki Yukari complained in a paralyzed manner.

-

Osamu Dazai finished watching this boring family daily video in silence, and he was glad in his heart—fortunately, it was just a daily record...

The photo stone is torn apart, showing its tragic end as a disposable product...

Suddenly hearing some movement at the door, Osamu Dazai turned his head and looked there——

A silver with a plate.

A top cadre who is... confused.

Osamu Dazai was taken aback for a moment, then with a muffled laugh, he lifted the little girl out of his arms and held it up to show him.

"Your romantic debt seems to be at your door, little man."

Unexpectedly, before the dumbfounded Zhongyuan Zhong also gave a reaction, Zhongyuan Uzuki, who heard a certain keyword, reacted first!

She turned her head immediately, clenched Osamu Dazai's mouth in displeasure, and glared at him fiercely by the way!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Top cadre: "Pfft——"