On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

The poor criminal was taken away with an expression of despair and doubts about life...

After all, the experience of randomly picking a weak woman who looks so good to show off her power, but being taught to be a human being one by one is too magical.

——He even wondered suspiciously if everyone in the amusement park was playing him!

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Unfortunately, just after the guy was beaten up and taken away by the police officer named Miwako Sato, the younger brother Takagi Tsutomu came back holding two ice creams and pushing through the crowd.

He was dazed and at a loss by the current situation of the violent output at first, and then he looked at the police officer Mumu in front of him awkwardly.

When he greeted awkwardly and hid the ice cream behind his back, he inadvertently looked at me again with his eyes dodging and looking around.

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Takagi: (Д)

Sure enough, I knew it!With my back level today, I can't avoid it, woo woo woo.

Officer Megure obviously noticed me because of Takagi's strange reaction...and Chuya, who was wearing a hat and mask next to me.

A strange "witness" like myself must have made a clear impression on him.

"Miss Aoki?" Police Officer Megure, who looked like a fat civet cat, greeted me, "What a coincidence, are you here to play too?"

His eyes swept over my shoulders being held by Zhong Ye, and he obviously realized that this was also an "acquaintance".

Hey, our middle class looks so good-looking, there is no way for everyone to have a photographic memory.

Zhong didn't speak, just looked at me.I squeezed his palm to comfort him.

"That's right... what a coincidence, sir, it's rare for Mr. Police to have time to rest, right? In the end, this thief took hostages with a knife... what a bad luck."

"Officer Takagi's sweet date has been messed up (^_^)."

"No..." Takagi leaned closer to Sato awkwardly and timidly, "It's, it's okay."

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After exchanging a few words with Police Officer Mumu, I sent Zhongya to buy me ice cream again.Zhong also gave me a speechless look, acquiesced that I was about to run the train with my mouth full, and walked away.

The children were not interested in the content of the chat between me and Officer Megure, and they were easily dismissed.

"Sorry, this Mr. Zhongyuan is not the Mr. Zhongyuan from last time." I smiled and explained to the few policemen in front of me, "I know they look almost the same so it's hard to identify them, but they are indeed not the same person."

Facing the dull expressions of the policemen, I continued brazenly: "And they don't have a good relationship, please don't mention that Mr. Zhongyuan last time in front of him. Please."

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At this moment, I have already broken the pot and completely don't care how they will make up for me.

Even if it's a scumbag wandering between twin brothers who can't make up their minds, I don't care anymore ∩__∩

Letting these police officers want to say goodbye in a messy manner, I just calmly brought up another topic.

"When the hijacker grabbed Ayumi and stepped back, I noticed that her bracelet seemed to be wrong. The red light kept flashing, and it became more and more urgent."

"I think something is wrong, Mr. Police, do you want to ask the person in charge of the park?"

Mu Mu's face darkened, and he didn't meet my gaze.On the other hand, the young policeman whom he called "White Bird" was obviously taken aback and stared at me in a daze.

It seems that there is a problem, that thing may really be a bomb.These policemen really knew about it.After all, the way police officer Bai Niao stopped Xiaolan from changing hostages just now, swallowed half of what he said, and hurriedly made amends was too suspicious.

"No... I know." Officer Megure explained to me slowly, "That's the notification sign when VIP customers are about to leave the park."

"However...Miss Aoki is still as sharp as ever."

Facing Shangmumu's probing gaze, I waved my hand indifferently and said, "Ah, that's my overthinking. Please be busy, Mr. Police Officer, and I won't disturb everyone's rare vacation."

Then he didn't care about their reaction, nodded politely, turned and left.

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"He's on vacation! There's a bomb here?!?! I knew it wouldn't be good to be involved with Conan!!! Although he's not here right now, I guess he's busy making trouble!"

While slurping the ice cream, I beeped and complained about my Mercury retrograde today.

"There are only a few children and a few girls left here, and that Mori Kogoro and Conan are not here! Oh my god? I can imagine the plot! These are definitely hostages, and those two are forced to do business. went!"

"Then shall we change places?" Zhong also asked me hesitantly.

"Change! Of course! The detectives and the police are here. What's the matter with us?"

I grabbed Chuya's hand and walked towards the gate, but I felt that he pulled me hard to stop.

He let go of my hand, and ran to the corner almost instantly and pulled out a child.

It's Haibara Ai.

Suddenly being pulled out from the corner by Zhong Ye with a bit of strength, she curled her lips, making an aggrieved gesture that almost burst into tears immediately.

Chu Ye's cold and hard eyes froze when he realized that the other party was a soft and cute little girl, and at this moment he put the other party down with a look of panic and bewilderment: "Sorry! Are you okay?"

The little girl with tea hair didn't burst into tears, but still gasped slightly with tears in her eyes, looking at Zhongye with aggrieved and fearful eyes.

Zhong also turned his head to look at me helplessly: "Zhao..."

I:……

Isn't it a little embarrassing for me to expose her as a faux pas now?

"Ugh--"

I sighed and walked over, knelt down perfunctorily and rubbed her head.

This end is quite slippery... I stroked it a couple of times.

"It's okay. Don't eavesdrop on others so easily next time." I lazily touched her head for the last time, stuffed a piece of hazelnut chocolate into her hand, and then pinched her little face, "Don't run around, Go play with the other kids. Let's go!"

She clenched the chocolate in her hand and stared blankly at us as we walked out of the gate of the amusement park.

Soaking in the hot spring pool, I sneered at the sake in the glass and teased Zhong Ye: "You caught a big beauty just now."

Nakaya, who just changed into his swimsuit and walked into the hot spring pool: "What?"

"That little girl is actually a great beauty. Because she took poison, she accidentally turned back to her six-year-old appearance."

Nakaya was stunned, staring at me in disbelief to make sure I wasn't kidding him: "Huh???"

"Then what you just told me..."

"That's right!" I clasped my palms in a happy mood, and stared at Chuya with a smile, "She is eavesdropping on us very seriously."

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I continued to break the news: "There is also that Conan whom I have been complaining about. Although you didn't ask, I really want to know who it is? He is a 17-year-old high school student and a very capable detective. But now he is the same as this little girl. She looks like six or seven years old!"

Chuya's expression was quite shocking: "Is it also because of this poison? No... What kind of poison is this? This magical medicine for rejuvenation, if it is released to the world, it will win the Nobel Prize in Medicine!"

Looking at his face, I felt like I could drink three cups!So I picked up the bottle and dried it with tons of tons!

"Don't drink in such a hurry." Chuya came over with a frown and snatched the bottle from my hand.

Fresh white cherry blossoms are printed on the wall of this elegant translucent frosted jug bottle, and there is only a shallow layer of wine inside at the moment, which can be at the height of the branches.

Nakaya was speechless to realize that I drank so much in the blink of an eye, and said "Confiscated" unhappily while drinking the rest, and the wine bottle was thrown to the foot of the rockery far away.

"Quickly ask me why I know this!" I poured a handful of water on him excitedly, bending his ochre-colored hair with water, sticking to his skin and dripping wetly.

"Alas—" Zhong also let out a long breath, and looked at me with a numb face, "I always feel that you are uneasy and kind."

"Well, why do you know this?"

I rubbed my paws excitedly: "Because Conan is a cartoon I watched when I was a child, hahahahaha! They are all people in cartoons!!!"

Nakaya was really startled now, his cobalt blue eyes looked at me suspiciously through the steaming mist of the hot spring water.

Noticing that these eyes had circled my face a few times, I raised my hand and splashed water on him in displeasure: "Hey! What kind of eyes are those! Am I going to get drunk with a pot of sake with such a low alcohol content?"

"Then you..." He thought for a while, then walked over hesitantly and leaned closer to my ear, "Could you be talking about your...previous life...?"

Warm breath brushed against my cheeks, and I happily wrapped my arms around his neck: "bingo!"

"Reward a kiss~"

mua!

But Chuya was a little stunned by the amount of information at the moment, and obviously thought of the incidents of my collapse in the hotel room before, his face turned white and red.I was probably thinking about those few philosophical questions... and felt that this question had never tortured my heart like it is now.

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I looked at his face that quickly returned to normal, and I couldn't believe it: "You... Are you finished with this entanglement???"

He glanced at me with a disappointed expression that he couldn't see the good show, and indifferently picked up the jug of wine that the waiter brought in just now and poured a glass: "What do you want to see my reaction?"

Unwillingly, I whispered at him: "Shouldn't you be very broken and ask me - how could this world be a cartoon! Then what am I? What am I?!?!"

"I'm Chuya Nakahara." Chuya seemed to drink up the wine in the glass without any burden, and turned his head to look at me, "That's it."

I:……

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Unwilling, I quickly snatched the jug from his hand and jumped ashore, and drank heavily again, when he snatched it back, I couldn't help coughing and my eyes were red, I stared and complained: "Cunning man! You order sake for me and spirits for yourself! Confiscate and confiscate!"

He looked helplessly at the few sips of clear yellow wine left in the jug, held me down and escorted me to the room: "Don't drink too much, don't soak in the spring, go back to sleep."

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Lying in bed, the more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and the more I thought about it, the more unwilling I became.

So I threw off the quilt and jumped up, took out my mobile phone from my space, and dialed the number of Luanbu without hesitation.

beep--

"Huh?" The leisurely voice of Luanbu came through the receiver of the phone, mixed with the sound of biscuits crackling.

"Mr. Ranpo—" I whispered to him mysteriously, "Do you know that the world we live in seems to be a cartoon world?"

The clicking sound on the other side stopped abruptly, and only the sound of my unsteady breathing was left between us, so quiet that a needle could be heard.