On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

I want to write a miserable word on my leg :)

Asking how much worry you can have is just like a husband suspecting that his head is green.

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Takagi followed my line of sight and found Chuya who hadn't gone far, and immediately noticed the weird atmosphere between the two of us, and later realized that he seemed to have done something wrong.

This guy retreated a few steps silently, planning to slip away directly.

Nakaya seemed to want to grab him when he caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye, but how dare I let him grab him? ! ? ! ? !

I flew forward and hung on Nakaya.

Zhong Ye: ...

"Zhao, do you know that you look more suspicious now?"

I... I know hahahahahaha but what can I do? Could it be that he told you that I was too drunk to pester Chuya Nakahara here? Hahahahaha grass TAT.

If you think I'm going to give up on myself, then you underestimate me :)

When I first exposed Osamu Dazai's false image of a depressed and beautiful young man, the first lesson my mentor Dazai taught me was "the art of lying".

And you have to believe that a famous teacher produces a good apprentice.

What's more, after traveling for a month, I will be completely reborn (Bushi's me!

I've grown to the point where I can confidently lie to Chuya if necessary!And he thought I would be too guilty to look at him!If he doesn't understand a scholar, don't treat him with admiration for three days.

——It doesn’t seem to be something to be proud of. I always feel that Dazai taught me strange things... Sneaking doors and picking locks to deceive people and steal...

No, that's not the point.

The Bianhuazai Classroom has started——

My child is always caught lying, what should I do?

Mostly because there are too many lies mixed in, and of course there will be complaints about excessive water content.

What is the appropriate ratio of true to false? 7:3?Limit 9:1?

That depends on who your opponent is.

If the opponent is stupid, don't ask me :)

If the opponent has a brain, then... please don't tell lies.

The me at the time: "Huh???? Don't tell lies and lie?!"

Zai stared at him with wisdom: "If you tell lies, you will be exposed. Why do you tell lies?"

Me: Good guy!It turned out to be a charlatan!Forget it!

Osamu Dazai blocked my ignorant and reckless iron fist with his haughty eyes——

"But... telling the truth according to the cause and effect is definitely not enough."

I punched my fist as big as a sandbag, and felt that I had grasped the point-"cause and effect"?

Dazai Osamu's eyes, which were wrapped in bandages and revealed only one eye, were now dimmed, revealing the temptation of a pitch-black abyss.

"The greatest lie is 'editing.'"

"Use completely true material to piece together the story you want to express. Because the content is all true, so the lie is not a lie. You did not deceive anyone."

I stared at him hesitantly: "You are playing bomb..."

"It is also a lie to redact causation."

"Tsk." Dazai Osamu looked at me like I was mentally retarded, "Of course I didn't create a new 'cause and effect relationship' by myself and tell him."

"Don't do the jump between each frame by yourself, but let the other party complete it in your heart."

"All you have to do is to give the pictures after editing and reorder them. As for how the other party understands how to jump between pictures, what does that have to do with you? Did you say anything?"

"How can you tell a lie by yourself? It's invulnerable only if the other party tells you to yourself~"

I:…………

It should be the meaning of deliberately misleading.

But what Dazai said is not nonsense, at least he disassembled the specific operation process...suitable for an idiot like me to learn.

Lead the teacher, I understand.

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Although I haven't been able to master this profound knowledge so far, people will always have epiphanies when they are pushed to the limit.

I think I have something in mind.

**

"Ah, Chuya. Let's find a quiet place to talk..." My tired and haggard voice sounded in his side ear.

His uncomfortable low pressure dissipated a bit, pulling me down from him.

I took the initiative to hold his hand and looked around the corners with few people, and finally found a bench in a corner far away from the amusement facilities.

He was obviously much calmer now, and he didn't know what to make up in his head. He sat on the bench and looked at me quietly, writing all over his face—"Let me see what new tricks you have come up with."

Me: Fine.

I slumped next to him and played with his fingers, let out a long sigh of relief, then glanced at him and gave him the vaccination: "Don't be angry."

He glanced at me and said nothing.

I pretended to be his acquiescence: "I had a conflict with the port mafia here before, and Mori Ogai wanted to kill me, didn't I tell you?"

Zhong also frowned, obviously thinking about it again.

"Before I crossed over, I slept on the sofa in the old apartment. Guess who the first person I met after I crossed over..."

Zhong also understood what I meant, and his expression was a bit indescribable.

"That's right! It's Mr. Nakahara Chuya who just got home from get off work~"

"Unfortunately...our relationship is not that good, and he didn't believe what I said. I was arrested by him on the ground and sent to the torture room."

I sighed wistfully.

"Speaking of which, my necklace was confiscated by them at the time, and it is still in Hong Kong|black now..." I became depressed, no matter how sad I heard it, "That was the first ambiguous gift you gave me ah……"

Zhong Ye silently hugged me into his arms and leaned against him, stroking my hair: "It's okay, if you don't want to part with the necklace, we'll find a chance to get it back."

There was a triumphant smile on the corner of my lips, hee hee.

"I haven't met this Mr. Nakahara for a while. Well, I guess it's because Mori Ogai wants to catch me, so let's send him away first."

"And then I ran out. After all, most of the cases with my abilities, Yinren is quite unexpected."

"I went to the Armed Detective Agency for help and was taken in by them. After a little conflict broke out, the Detective Agency negotiated with Hong Kong | Came to Tokyo."

I lay down on the bench with my legs bent, pillowing Chuya's leg.

Glancing at the look in his eyes, he had already forgotten the topic just now and became thoughtful, and continued slowly: "After all, I am an outsider, and there are some things here... I'd better not interfere as much as possible. When necessary It's the same if I go back to help. Surely you won't meddle in the Yokohama affairs here, right?"

"As for the 'sexy'..." I looked a little embarrassed, and glanced at him again, "You won't be angry if you say so."

Chuya: ...No, I didn't say that.

But he just grunted twice and rubbed my head.Obviously, this matter has been classified into the same category as the previous conspiracies, and I no longer think in a romantic direction.

"I am currently an investigator of the Armed Detective Agency, and the reason for coming to Tokyo is business travel."

"It turns out that this place in Tokyo is really unlucky! I met this guy Conan on the first day! This guy has a halo of death!!! Ah, I digress... Anyway, I met Mr. Nakahara who came back from a business trip. It happened, and I was unlucky enough to be involved in a murder case, and even more unlucky, I became the object of suspicion..."

I curled my lips dejectedly: "The guy just now was a policeman in Tokyo, and he was also the one who collected my testimony at the time. Because I didn't want to be dug up by them and forced to expose my identity, let alone have anything to do with the port mafia here. , so I am eager to rule out the suspicion first.”

"The policeman already suspected the identity of Mr. Zhongyuan, who came here, so I just found a reason to fool the police about my connection with Mr. Zhongyuan. I was worried that they would check my identity and cause more trouble... After all, the Armed Detective Agency The investigators of the port have connections with the port mafia cadres or something... It's a headache to think about it!"

"Oh. I said that I had a crush on this Mr. Zhongyuan."

Zhong also looked down at my innocent eyes with a little displeasure, and tapped my head lightly: "You really know how to find a reason."

I grinned and stuck to his stomach, put my arms around his waist and acted like a baby: "Oh, I thought of you as soon as I saw him. This reason is so easy to say and reasonable. The police are too embarrassed to ask more."

Chuya rubbed my face and kneaded my innocent little face into dough: "You learned all the problems of you bastard from Osamu Dazai! Next time you see him, beat him up first."

Being pinched by him, I felt my mouth was forced to pout, and then I blinked my eyes twice: "Chuya, you don't need to use me as an excuse for wanting to beat Osamu Dazai."

Zhong Ye slapped me lightly on the forehead: "Get up, let's eat."

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Osamu Dazai, God forever!

Zhongye, I guarantee that I didn't tell a single lie, and I didn't make up a causal relationship.

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Um?Why does it feel like I still have a bit of scumbag potential?Hey!

**

The restaurants here seemed overcrowded, so we left the park and ran to the beautiful Red Castle Hotel building next to us to eat.

I originally wanted to go to the high-rise restaurant, with windows overlooking the entire Wonderland park.The super giant snake roller coaster in the amusement park next to it has been repaired to the sea, and the visual effect should be good.

As a result, the waiter stopped me as soon as I proposed it, saying that the upstairs is not open to the public because there will be a celebration with [-] tenants today and a party in the evening.

I had no choice but to give up the idea and eat at the restaurant on the lower floor downstairs.

I happened to see an unlimited cake buffet here today. I thought the cakes looked pretty pretty, so I bought a meal ticket in a feverish mind. As a result, I forgot the common eating habits in Japan, and I was so sweet that my face was distorted as soon as I took a bite_(:з」 ∠)_

Why am I so unlucky today! ! !

In this cold world, only warm fried chicken still has a trace of warmth.

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I thought I was unlucky enough, but when I returned to the park not far away, I heard a few majestic child voices—"Catch the thief!!!"

Compared with the back of the yellow short sleeve who ran away, I noticed the children who made the noise at a glance.

This this……

Although it was the first time we met, this familiar combination...

Isn't this the Boy Detective Team? ? ?

I carefully tightened the clothes of Chuya, who wanted to be brave, met his questioning eyes, and said seriously: "No, let's not add drama to ourselves!"

Chuya: ...?

I don't know if Zhonghui will steal other people's chances to play, but I think there must be Conan wherever there are these children. Didn't you see that Haibara Ai is also there!

I can't let the blind detective see it, otherwise I can't explain it.

No... I recited a lot today.You have to prepare for the worst first_(:з」∠)_

I really have 1 MMPs in my heart at the moment.

Did I do something wrong in avoiding Tokyo with Conan in order to hope for auspiciousness?Why don't you stay in Tokyo and come to Yokohama? ! ? !

Why is it so hard to avoid Takagi's thunder? There is still a string here? ! ? !

Next, I was dumbfounded as Mitsuhiko swept the thief down with a pole, and Genta knocked him down again with a headbutt.

Just as I was about to yell that the 666 young hero is extraordinary, I saw the thief get up and rush towards Mao Lilan in front of him.

I:……

What do you say you provoked her?Are you beaten?

Then this lucky guy was thrown away by Xiaolan and chose another slender girl in front of him.

The result was another meal.

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Now he drew his knife.

He has captured Ayumi who has been a professional hostage for 20 years.

Well, I don't know if I should worry about it.After all, this little girl is a member of the protagonist group, so theoretically nothing will happen.

"Her bracelet is a bit strange." Chuya suddenly whispered in my ear.

I was taken aback when I heard this, and fixed my eyes on Ayumi's bracelet for a while, it was really strange.

There was a small red light on it that kept blinking, getting faster and faster as the thieving-turned-hijacking criminal backed away.At first glance, it looks like a time bomb|bomb is about to explode, and it's scary.But the people around were all focused on the criminal's knife, and didn't notice this little anomaly.

I looked down at my bracelet, there were indeed two lights on it, but none of them were on.Looking around, it seems that people around me have the same bracelets as me.

Just when I thought that the criminal was about to escape from the park by taking hostages, the voice of police officer Meguro asking for a hostage exchange rang out in the crowd.I just found out that he was there too.

Xiaolan and the slender girl who had just thrown the criminal out also offered to change hostages, but they were dissuaded by a person next to him who seemed to be the companion of Police Officer Mumu.

However, before this group of people could make any human choices, the criminal was unceremoniously pushed by a short-haired girl behind him, and accidentally let go of the hostage Ayumi? ? ?

I:……

Zhong Ye: ...

No, professional villains can't see such eye-catching operations.

I dragged Zhong Ye and silently withdrew from the crowd of spectators, and withdrew to the right: "There are police here, don't worry about us."

Before I took a few steps away from the crowd, I saw that nasty Takagi Shepherd not far away!He was dating a woman who looked very energetic and heroic. After saying something, he turned his head away from the woman, as if he was going to buy something.

The crowd became much denser because of watching the excitement, I didn't want to squeeze out of the crowd, I chose to pretend that I didn't see the two of them.

But after a while of exclamation and retreat, I was pulled back several steps by Zhong Ye vigorously before I turned my head, and fell into his arms a little unsteadily.

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The woman was held hostage by the criminal, and this arrogant idiot brandished a dagger in the other hand arrogantly.

"Hmph, it looks like it's not difficult to take hostages in this kind of place! Don't get too close, if anyone dares to come over, this woman's life will be..."

I:"……"

Dude, this woman is just dating the police, and she looks like...

Shall we make a bet on what profession she is?

The young detective team next to them stood in place, unmoved and said in unison: "What will happen?"

The criminal was stunned for a moment, feeling that the development of this matter was completely different from what he expected: "What?"

"Can you tell me what will happen to me?" Sato, who was pinched by the neck, raised his face calmly and showed a terrifying smile at the criminal:)

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Brother, you are really a non-chief _(:з」∠)_