On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

The sunshine this morning is so beautiful!

I went out of the dormitory door and lay on the railing of the corridor, looking up at the golden morning sun, looking down at the green grass downstairs... and Osamu Dazai in the middle...?

I turned to him, and found that this guy was lying on the grass and sleeping soundly, his face was as white as a ghost.

He touched his forehead tentatively—it was so hot that he could bake a single pancake.

Good guy!Is this sleeping here all night?

"Dazai..."

"Dazai?"

"Osamu Dazai!"

The guy was groggy with fever and unresponsive.

I am sad.

My small body...

When Mr. Ranpo and I returned to the detective agency yesterday afternoon, it was close to the end of get off work time, but because of that stupid organization and Hong Kong|Black, everyone was forced to work overtime until midnight.Everyone obviously got up later than usual today.

I ran back upstairs and knocked on the door of Mr. Kunikida's dormitory without much hesitation.

Usually he starts early, rain or shine, but last night...

Ok……

I hope Mr. Kunikida, who is strong, has calmed down.

……

The door opened, and Mr. Kunikida seemed to be in good shape, except that his eyes were slightly dark and his face was a little pale.

"Miss Aoki?" Kunikida looked at me suspiciously, then looked down at his watch, "Are you worried about me? I'm fine. I'll go to the detective agency right away."

Looks like it's all right.

But now I panic.

How to do how to do!I forgot to care about him, I just want to use him as a tool man!No, no, it's too embarrassing to say it, I want to remedy it!Remedy Remedy!How to remedy it! !Hurry up!Think quickly!

——I showed a gentle and calm smile: "I know Mr. Kunikida is a very firm and strong person in his heart. So I'm not very worried about this!"

"The reason why you find it hard to accept is because Dazai is your partner, the person who has the closest relationship with you in the detective agency. Tanizaki is also very surprised, but after all, he is not Dazai's daily contact partner, naturally not as old as you Reaction. Besides, it doesn't matter what happened before, you don't need to be so stressed."

nonsense!Kunikida alone in the whole detective agency does not know the identity of Dazai!

Kunikida seemed relieved.

I also breathed a sigh of relief.

"I want to ask Kunikida-san for help with something."

"What?...Oh, tell me." Kunikida, who was not very familiar with me, was obviously a bit cautious.

I pointed to the salted fish downstairs: "Mr. Dazai fell asleep on the lawn with a high fever. I can't move him."

Kunikida paused, then poked his head out and glanced at the guy in the sand-colored windbreaker on the ground.

"I see. Ms. Aoki, go to the detective agency first. I will take him to the detective agency later and give it to Dr. Xie Ye."

I thought for a while: "It's still a bit far from the detective agency. Mr. Kunikida, you were also injured yesterday. It must be difficult to move Dazai unconscious... Why don't you move Dazai back to his dormitory first, and I'll go to the detective agency to take him with you." Come back, Dr. Xie Ye."

Yosano Akiko didn't know what to do, and went out early this morning.

Kunikida glanced at Osamu Dazai on the lawn again, and nodded to me: "Miss Aoki, please."

***

With the experience of scaring Kunikida yesterday afternoon, I deliberately moved to the door of the Armed Detective Agency today, ready to open the door and walk in.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned to the door, he heard a hearty and crisp young man exclaiming from behind: "Wow! As expected of a person from a big city! How amazing!"

Startled, I turned around quickly.

In the end, they faced President Fukuzawa, Akiko Yosano, and the strange blond boy who exclaimed.

After looking at each other for a while, I, who couldn't figure out the identity of this boy, gave a friendly smile and opened the door of the detective agency.

……

At the moment, there is no one in the detective agency, and we are the first ones.

"This is a new member, Kenji Miyazawa." President Fukuzawa raised his hand and turned on the light, introducing me.

I nodded, and stretched out my hand to Kenji Miyazawa: "Hello, my name is Aoki Akira. That was my ability just now, and it can be used for space transfer."

"Hello! My name is Kenji Miyazawa. I'm from the countryside! The president found me yesterday and hoped that I would join the detective agency. I was picked up by the president early this morning!"

I was startled, and turned to look at President Fukuzawa, who had been missing since yesterday afternoon.

His expression was still that majestic and frightening, unmoved.

But I couldn't help being a little happy in my heart, and even my expression became brighter.

Lend me a random step for a day, and even take care of my emotions when necessary, and don't tell us at all...

Mr. Fukuzawa is so nice.

Yosano Akiko gave me a meaningful look, and took Miyazawa Kenji to pick up the position assigned to him.

"President, do you know what happened yesterday afternoon to night?" I asked with a guilty conscience.

President Fukuzawa nodded: "Last night there was a lot of movement. The military police and the Supernatural Secret Service Division contacted me. I also asked about Ranpo last night."

I:……

woc, I forgot about the Supernatural Secret Service Division...

"Osamu Dazai has a fever and is unconscious downstairs in the dormitory. Today I'm afraid..."

"I can't move him, so I asked Mr. Kunikida to take him to the dormitory first. I would like to invite Dr. Yosano to visit him in the dormitory."

President Fukuzawa thought about it, and when he was about to say something——

"Can't you move it?" the cute young Miyazawa Kenji suddenly asked.

"I can help carry him into the infirmary! My ability is of power type." Kenji Miyazawa said with a smile.

I:"……"

Yosano Akiko: Pfft...

Osamu Dazai... This new cutie seems to be a natural black...

Isn't the point that people can't go to work today?Why do you still have to bring people here? !

As much as I would love to give you a day off, right now you may be working sick.

Fukuzawa Yukichi glanced at the three of us: "Take Yosano and Kenji to see Dazai first."

Then he paused, and added: "Let Dazai rest in the dormitory today."

Then he turned around and walked into the office, hiding his merit and fame deeply.

……

Mori Ogai!look at you!Look at them again!What a tragic comparison!

Employees like Osamu Dazai should be left to Mori Ogai to torture each other!China should also work for a model good boss like Mr. Fukuzawa!

Alas... It's a pity that honest people are always plucked by treacherous guys.

Fortunately, Zhong also married me - I came to such a satisfactory conclusion.

***

"Osamu Dazai, you..."

"Shhhhhhhhhhhh, call me 'Captain Dazai'! Second officer." [Osamu Dazai] lay on the beach chair on the deck with Erlang crossed his legs, shouting at [Chuya Nakahara] triumphantly.

[Chuya Nakahara] kicked it over, and [Osamu Dazai] swiftly jumped onto the mast.

The melodious sea breeze was blowing refreshingly, [Osamu Dazai]'s fluffy brown and black hair was blown by the wind and it was hard to see on his face, but he insisted on being nailed to the mast and would not get off.

Even [Zhong Ye] scrambled up like a caterpillar while staring at him viciously, climbing higher.

[Nakahara Chuya]'s complexion is as indescribable as if he ate a fly.

[Osamu Dazai] This guy's growth in the past few years has been almost entirely focused on his dodge skills, and by the way, he used his backward mind to exchange for BUFF gains for his dodge.

—He began to consider whether to kick off the mast to show his attitude.

[Osamu Dazai] understood the other party's plan, and when he saw it, he said in a timely manner: "You don't want to go directly to Japan, do you?"

[Chuya Nakahara] glanced at [Osamu Dazai] who came down from the pole with a blank expression: "Can't you? Anyway, we know about it. My luck is good, this world highly overlaps with ours."

Seeing that the slug didn't seem to have any intention of doing it again, [Osamu Dazai] changed the speed of slowly sliding down, and slid down smoothly, and a new round of death had already started on his mouth.

"Tsk, slugs have small brains. Although Yokohama—"

"Bam—"

A huge splash of water exploded on the sea water beside the moving boat, [Osamu Dazai] was caught off guard and was submerged in the water, gulping down several sips of water.

[Nakahara Chuya] retracted his foot and watched the crew jump into the water in horror to save their captain, his cobalt blue eyes stared at the blurred boundary between the sea and the sky in the distance, and pressed his fingers between his eyebrows, suppressing own irrational impulses.

……

"Okay, so salty... Bah! It's too bad to drink!" Like a flopping mackerel, [Osamu Dazai] collapsed on the deck, waved his hand listlessly, "Wan Sai, go tell the kitchen , I want to eat sweet ones tonight! Sweet crabs!"

The young boy named Wan Sai was startled by the sudden blue eyes of the new captain, and then he responded happily, turned and ran to the kitchen.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was safe and sound, the rest of the people on the deck turned around and left with interest.

……

"Ah, Chuya... Seriously, throwing me into the sea can't cover up the fact that your mind is a mess now. It's better to wring out the water in your mind as soon as possible."

[Osamu Dazai] turned over, opened his eyes to the sun without fear, his voice was quite decadent and indifferent.

"..."

[Nakahara Chuya] reached out his hand from his jacket pocket, and annoyed to tear off the hood of his hoodie.

With the other hand, he messed up his hair, letting the sea breeze beat his dazzling red hair: "Tsk...it really makes me angry."

After the sea breeze blew up the white sail twice, he was that calm and rational mafia cadre Nakahara Chuya again——

"I see."

"We'll be in San Francisco tonight. We've got to be 12 careful. You know that?"

Fishing expert [Osamu Dazai] climbed up from the deck, twisting his wet long-sleeved trousers with both hands.While watching the twisted seawater flow back into the sea along the deck with a disgusted expression, he made a diligent speech that violated the human design.

[Nakahara Chuya], who was connoted again, jumped: "I said it was an accident! It was an accident! Of course I will be careful!"

"Yeah." [Osamu Dazai] stared at the island in the distance, thinking about something, perfunctory to the jumping little man.

……

"If there is no Lucy here or there is no group at all, what do you want to do?" [Osamu Dazai] suddenly turned his head to look at [Chuya Nakahara] casually, as if he just raised an insignificant question.

[Nakahara Chuya] turned and left, and the back paused, looked back thoughtfully, crawled back to the beach chair and collapsed into a ball, like [Dazai Osamu] dozing off.

"Find new ones."

[Osamu Dazai] closed his eyes, and seemed to fall into a peaceful sleep in the soothing rhythm of the waves and the warm afternoon sun.

**

[Nakahara Chuya] went back to his room, but his mood was obviously not as relaxed as when he just said "find a new one" so indifferently.

——This fellow Dazai must have discovered something.

Does he think there is no combination here?Or is there no Lucy here?

But they haven't come to America yet...

This world's attitude towards supernatural beings is obviously much more secretive than their own world, and it is quite difficult to obtain information about supernatural beings.The only knowledge they had of the composition here so far was through the former captain who had died in the belly of the fish.

Although this stubborn person would rather die than dare to say more, [Zhongya Zhongya] who didn't check for a while made him jump into the sea.But [Osamu Dazai] did not come to the conclusion that the combination did not exist at that time...

why?

[Nakahara Chuya] recalled the indistinguishable information about the clock tower attendants and other large and small organizations in the past few days, and couldn't help but think of the culprit who caused Zhao to live in another world.

Then, from the hint of [Dazai Osamu] hiding his head and showing his tail, he got a very possible guess——

The world is likely to be without that hateful lunatic.

This is really bad news.

The vast sea is reflected into the cobalt blue eyes of [Nakahara Nakaya] through the round glass windows of the cabin, and then quietly returns to silence in this cold temperature that can drop ice.

Two slender and strong fingers cut off the lavender flower stems placed in the room, and the knuckles of the fingers rubbing against each other became tense and white when the juice was soaked.