On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

[Chuya Nakahara] walked in the bustling streets, the hood of the black hoodie was tightly buttoned on his head.

Although he is petite compared to the tall and burly crowd around him, and may even be ignored by the few guys rushing through the crowd, he is very stable and will not be knocked down by anyone.

Instead, the brown-haired, gray-eyed burly man who bumped into him staggered two steps in surprise, looked down at the indifferent cobalt blue eyes of the "boy" who was wearing a mask and couldn't tell his face, and cursed angrily. .

[Nakahara Chuya] paused for a moment before continuing to move forward with his head lowered, and turned his head to glance at the man who started running again in a hurry.

A white mineral water bottle cap next to the trash can inconspicuously attached a slight red light when [Zhongyuan Zhongya] passed by, and then passed through the chaotic crowd and hit the panicked man's knee directly.

The man was caught off guard by such a strong force and hit the point of impact. He lay down straight forward, and directly fell on the two middle-aged men in front of him.For a while, people turned their backs on their backs and were in chaos.

The sound of quarreling and discussion came from the crowd, and the brown-haired man was unable to get away for a while when he was grabbed by his clothes and questioned loudly by two middle-aged men with blushing faces and thick necks.

Soon, a few chubby policemen came after them panting with batons, and seemed quite surprised to go forward and grab the brown-haired gray-eyed burly man.

The strong man who was detained by the police glanced at the bottle cap on the ground with a confused look.Then, with a vicious expression, he swept around the crowd of onlookers.

A few young men with hippie smiles even took two steps back because of "wo~", they got together and chattered together, and laughed wantonly at his captured embarrassment.

At this time, the figure of [Nakahara Chuya] has disappeared on the street covered by the phoenix trees.

**

"Tsk, this guy Dazai, isn't he really dead?" [Nakahara Chuya] has been walking around the street for two hours, and at this moment he has gradually become agitated, and began to look impatiently at the crowd without concealing it.

"I can't... I'm fine, doesn't it mean that my risk of crossing the world is greater than his?"

The conscience of the Port Mafia is worried and already planning where to buy a cemetery for the hapless [Osamu Dazai].

After all, he died for his sake, and he was willing to engrave a monument for the other party regardless of past suspicions.

"Oh! What a beautiful lady!"

"May I have the honor of inviting you out of heaven"

……

…………

[Chuya Nakahara] clenched his fists, walked calmly in front of the stunned and bewildered girl and grabbed [Osamu Dazai] by the collar.

"I'm sorry, hismindalittleproblem."

The girl who was suddenly stopped by this strange Asian man and asked to go to heaven together watched in amazement at this thin "boy" who easily dragged the man who was about 1.8 meters tall by visual inspection and dragged him aside. understand foreign languages.

The moment she was held by this beautiful Asian man, she thought she had met a wonderful love...

pity……

The girl let out a long sigh of relief.

Why is there something wrong with the brain?

It must be very hard for his family to keep an eye on him.

——The poor and innocent blonde girl looked at [Chuya Nakahara]'s "thin" body with pity.

…………

"What a face! Go to heaven? I'm afraid there is no place to accept you except hell."

"Ah—there is no need for heaven and hell. Shouldn't death be eternal peace! There is still hell or heaven to live...that would be too tragic!!"

"...Also, little man, your way of speaking is becoming more and more like Zhao sauce."

[Nakahara Chuya] paused, let go with a cold face, and threw [Dazai Osamu] in the corner.

……

"How long have you been here?" [Nakahara Chuya] looked down at his watch.

[Osamu Dazai] glanced at the big clock in the center of the square: "Well...it's almost four hours."

[Chuya Nakahara] frowned: "I have about three and a half hours."

"So it's not my fault!" [Osamu Dazai] jumped up, glibly began to shirk responsibility, "I came first and couldn't find you! So it's the late slug's fault!"

[Nakahara Chuya] had blue veins popping out of his forehead, glanced at [Dazai Osamu] who quickly retreated three meters away, and tugged on the collar of the sweater, but there was no reaction.

[Osamu Dazai] suddenly felt bored, and lazily let out a long sigh of relief: "Let's go, let's go...Go get an identity first, I don't want to sleep on the street."

……

The two people who were born in the other world skillfully found a black market trading point in a foreign country.

[Dazai Osamu] came forward and exchanged diamonds for identity and a lot of cash.And [Nakahara Chuya] came forward to let the guy who tried to rob say goodbye to this world.

"It's so unpalatable." [Nakahara Chuya] complained about this small restaurant by the harbor in Amsterdam.

"Indeed...it's better for the little dwarf to catch a fish in the sea, let's grill the fish!" [Osamu Dazai] pushed away the dinner plate without interest, stared at the blue sea not far away and began to tease [Chuya Nakahara].

[Chuya Nakahara] held his head down and put it on the dinner plate almost as soon as he finished speaking.

[Osamu Dazai] couldn't dodge, but chose to push the dinner plate away with the fastest speed.Successfully avoided the sad fate of being intimate with kelp soup.

The porcelain bowl of kelp soup tripped over the edge of the table with a clatter, and the bowl and soup fell off the table.The soup drew a circular arc in the air, and then splashed on the ground with a crackling sound.

[Osamu Dazai] got up from the table, rubbed his sore nose and complained: "Ah——slugs are getting harder and harder to bully."

[Nakahara Chuya], who has heard it a hundred times, turned a deaf ear.

……

The atmosphere at their table is considered "harmonious".But soon, several strong men with yellow eyes and green eyes surrounded him and asked them to take responsibility for the bowl and the soup on the ground.

"We didn't say no compensation." [Nakahara Chuya] frowned, his expression darkened.

"Hey, young man. Then you have to pay for it first." The strong man with yellow eyes looked at the two of them maliciously.

……

[Central Plains Chuya] Only then did he separate his mind to observe the surroundings.

Not far from the door, dock workers shuttled back and forth between the containers.

It was clearly dinner time, but the stevedores were still busy doing their own things, without even saying hello to each other.

[Central Plains Chuya] recalled it from the bottom of his heart, and realized that this is probably not a good place.

Then the questioning eyes were placed on [Dazai Osamu] who chose this restaurant.

——If you are bored and make fun of me...

[Osamu Dazai] clearly received such a silent threat from the eyes of [Nakahara Chuya], but he pretended not to see it calmly, and smiled at the four muscular men in front of him: "Then—gentlemen, who are you? The owner of a shop?"

One of the blond-haired strong men said perfunctorily, "Of course."

[Osamu Dazai] also perfunctorily said "hmmm" twice: "So, how much is this bowl worth?"

Seeing [Dazai Osamu]'s calm look, these strong men looked much better, and reported a number maliciously.He also swore nonsense at the two of them:

"This is Chinese porcelain!"

[Nakahara Chuya] glanced at him with a cold face, lowered his head and took a sip of cold water, without speaking.

[Osamu Dazai] let out a disdainful "chi" and waved his hands at several people arrogantly.Then he raised his hand and grabbed the plate on the table and threw it on the ground.

"Clap!"

Several strong men were stunned.

The blond-haired and black-faced man who said that he was the owner just now wanted to make a move, but was blocked by a green-eyed man next to him.He stared at [Dazai Osamu] still confident, hesitant.

[Osamu Dazai] arrogantly pushed the other plates on the table to the ground.

"Crackling! Crackling! Boom—"

In the end, except for the water cup in Nakaya's hand, the desktop cleaning master had already sorted out a clean table.

[Osamu Dazai] set his sights on [Chuya Nakahara]'s cup.

[Nakahara Chuya]: "..."

[Nakahara Chuya] silently put down the cup.

[Osamu Dazai] took the cup politely, and threw it at the green-eyed man's feet.

"Boom!" The unfinished cold water splashed onto the nylon boots.

The eyes and eyebrows of the green-eyed man trembled, and he looked at the smiling [Dazai Osamu], his face flushed and he took a deep breath.

"So are you ready to pay?"

"?"

[Osamu Dazai] looked at him strangely, then looked down at his casual coffee-colored thin sweater and black trousers, and even turned out his trouser pockets with an unbelievable look—it was empty.

Cleaner than his face.

"Do I look rich?"

[Osamu Dazai] opened his kite-colored eyes innocently and strangely, looking at several menacing guys opposite him.

The yellow-eyed and yellow-haired "shopkeeper" glanced at the green-eyed man, and his green-eyed face instantly turned purple!

He asked ferociously but still not quite giving up: "Then why are you! Why..."

"Ah... You said this." [Osamu Dazai] suddenly realized, and then waved his hands at him very coolly, and said angrily, "If you fall one, it's a fall, and if you fall two, it's a fall! Anyway, you can't afford to pay for either of them."

……

[Nakahara Chuya] next to him sighed softly.

[Osamu Dazai] Startled like clockwork!

Before Green Eyes threw his fist, he enthusiastically introduced himself: "You are 'recruiting', right? How about us?"

These angry strong men just overturned the table, and stopped before they could smash their fists down.

Although he felt a little relieved because of his cleverness and wit, but—thinking about the plates on the floor and the tea on his shoes, he was so heartbroken by this young man that he couldn't swallow his breath.

So the few people tacitly decided to give a blow to the host first, and then talk about it after a beating!

[Osamu Dazai] jumped behind [Nakahara Chuya] with a wink.

Almost at the same time, the figure of [Nakahara Chuya] sitting still disappeared from the seat.

With a wrong eye, somehow these strong men fell to the ground, clutching their left legs one by one.

The two who couldn't bear it wailed, and the remaining two suffocated until their faces turned purple, but they still remained silent.Looking at the only two people standing at the scene, their eyes were full of fear.

"Hey! Hey~ Don't be afraid! Do you think it's good to do it? We're here to discuss business..." [Osamu Dazai] appeared from behind and began to mediate.

"Of course, it's not the business you originally planned..."

Facing the suspicious eyes with green eyes, [Osamu Dazai] smiled and lifted his leg, and crushed the man's thigh hard, threatening the 1.9-meter guy silently.

Looking at these two beautiful Asian teenagers with green eyes—especially the blue-eyed indifferent boy who seemed to be of mixed race behind him, he finally dismissed some dirty thoughts wisely.

"Then what do you want..." Green eyes sat up, and looked up at [Osamu Dazai] who was looking down at him with a sullen face.

The black-haired, kite-eyed young man was in a good mood: "You know some 'captains', how about showing us?"

The tone was clearly negotiating, but the words and demeanor exuded determination and confidence.

The few people next to me were too frightened to scream when they heard this, and the small restaurant was so quiet that a needle could be heard.

Green eyes, purple thick lips and brown moustache trembled together, and his expression changed for a while.

When he made up his mind to speak, [Osamu Dazai], who saw the intention of the other party, sighed softly, raised his foot and crushed his fingers supporting the ground with the heel.

Looking at the patient face of the other party, he smiled and said quietly: "Don't say you don't know each other... I will be disappointed."

……

The moment the green eyes met a beautiful young Asian face in front of him, the pupils constricted and sweat broke out.

Those iris-colored eyes seem to be as romantic and affectionate as the most common singers on the streets of France, and they also have the softness and tranquility unique to oriental people.

As for the mixed-race boy who seemed to be younger behind him, his indifferent and unruly cobalt blue eyes were as beautiful as the finest gemstones.Coupled with the excellent appearance of the two...

He fully thought that he was lucky to be favored by the Sea God today, and met such a good white lamb.

Now that he really faced these kite eyes, he realized how serious a mistake his truly "young" self had made.

——He didn't even dare to imagine what kind of past it was that allowed this seemingly obedient student to have such creepy eyes.

……

"I... I know a few." The green eyes staggered their gazes, only feeling that their heart was still beating crazily and uneasily.I don't have the courage to guess what will happen to me after the other party is "disappointed".

"Andre!" The other yellow-haired burly man sitting up after heaving his breath was shocked and dissatisfied when he heard his answer.

Behind [Nakahara Chuya] has been staring at the direction of the sea, as if in a silent daze.At this time, he suddenly moved, grabbed the sugar jar on the dining table behind him, and threw it at the source of the sound without looking at it!

After a muffled snort and splashes of blood, the world became much quieter.

……

[Osamu Dazai] looked at the stunned guy bleeding from his forehead on the ground and the three tall and quiet men like chickens, facing the green-eyed frightened complexion, he returned a satisfied and friendly smile.