Daily life of male god and cat

——Review of the last episode——

"Didn't you keep asking me what my name was?"

110 nine

Early in the morning.

Lan Aowen who watched idol dramas all night on the sofa [yawns]: Where are you going?

Male God: My bow is broken, go to the shop to repair it.

Lan Aowen [stretches like a jackal and tiger, and gets up from the sofa]: OK, I'll accompany you, it's a date.

Male God: ...

Lan Aowen [pushes open the door, turns around]: Let's go.

Male god: OK.

Commercial street.

Lan Aowen: What is that? !

Goddess: That's the sightseeing elevator... [seeing Lan Aowen's neck raised as the elevator goes up] Do you want to sit?

10 minute later.

Lan Aowen [walking out of the elevator with his arms crossed]: It seems that there is no fun in just going up and down like this. After playing it twice, I get tired of it. I really don’t understand why so many people play it.

Male God: ...

Lan Aowen [turning back, seeing the male god's speechless expression, smiled]: But I'm still very happy that you took me to sit.real.

The male god touched his nose, OS in his heart: (...Sometimes it is quite cute.)

fashion street.

Lan Aowen: You will look good in this dress, let's ask her if she can give it to us?

Male God: No need, this is for money.

Lan Aowen [takes out half of the 100 yuan note in his pocket]: Don't worry, I have money~

Male God: You don't have enough money...[Smiling] Next time.

Lan Aowen [quickly]: OK, listen to you~~

Imperial Plaza.

Lan Aowen [pointing to the huge light box]: I know this person, the male protagonist in "A Date with Rose"~~

Male God: Well, his name is An Jiamian.

Lan Aowen suddenly turned around, raised his hand and pinned the male god on the telephone pole.

Male God: ...

Passerby: ...

Lan Aowen [affectionately]: Stop looking at him.

Male God: ...

Passerby: ...

Lan Aowen: Do I imitate it?

Male God: Cough, [slightly blushes] quite similar.

Disappointed passerby: ...

Gollum.

Lan Aowen [rubs his belly, looks around]: Where can I catch birds around here?

Male God: ...

restaurant.

Lan Aowen [crossing his legs awkwardly, wriggling on the seat]: Hmm...

Male God: What's wrong?

Lan Aowen: Let's go back, I want to feel refreshed.

Guests at the next table knocked over their plates.

Lan Aowen [glaring at the adjacent table]: Convenient!

Male god: ...you don't need to go back, there is a bathroom over there.

Lan Aowen: I don't want to wash my hands, I want to feel refreshed and go to the latrine.

Male god: The bathroom is a hut. Not only can you wash your hands, but you can also... feel refreshed.

Lan Aowen [than OK]: OK!wait for me~~

outside the bathroom.

Lan Aowen: Why are there two huts?What does this mean? [Tilting his head and looking at the sign on the door for a while, there is a figure with short hair and long pants on the left door, and a figure with long hair and skirt on the right door, he thought for a while, took off the blue plaid shirt and tied it around his waist, Shrugging] That's weird... [Humming and pushing the door open into the women's bathroom. ]

After a few minutes.

There was a scream from the women's bathroom.

10 minute later.

The male god looked at Lan Aowen, who was wearing a lady's satchel around his neck, with messy honey-colored curly hair, and who was still not convinced by the accusations of the two ladies.

Ning Yin [with red eye circles]: Can you play hooligans just because you are handsome?

Lan Aowen [tilting his head arrogantly]: Why do you want to play hooligans when you are handsome?

Ning Yin: ...

Niu Niu: But you're just playing hooligans, that's the women's restroom!

Lan Aowen crossed his arms brazenly: There are men and women in the bathroom, so what's wrong with everyone peeing together?

Ning Yin, Niuniu, male god: ...

Male God [bows to the two ladies]: I'm sorry, but my friend's situation is quite special. He came from the jungle of Java and hasn't adapted to the life etiquette of modern society. Please don't blame him.

Ning Yin [for the sake of the male god]: Alright, then... can you return the bag to me?

Lan Aowen [protects the bag, looks at the male god]: She hit me with the bag!

Goddess: She didn't mean it. When you appeared in the women's bathroom, everyone's first reaction was the same. Return the bag to this lady.

Lan Aowen reluctantly took off the bag around his neck and handed it over, Ning Yin tremblingly stretched out his hand to take it, Lan Aowen suddenly grinned at the girl, showing a ring of teeth, the girl froze for a moment, then suddenly blushed and smiled up.

Lan Aowen turned his head and looked at his white and neat circle of teeth in the mirror, feeling very melancholy.

120. Diary of a Male God

I lied today, but I really can't bear to tell others that he has a brain problem in front of him.Sorry, Java, let you lie down.

The author has something to say: Thank you, Your Majesty, for being such an evil mine!Thanks Gone with the Wind Mine!Thank you Rolling Landmines!Thank you rowing club mine!Thank you for the mines of the big golden bull who loves to count money!

Guess how many times Xiaolan took the elevator? ?

Next episode preview: Continue to be sweet!