Daily life of male god and cat

——Review of the last episode——

"If he wasn't so stupid, he wouldn't have taken me home like a cat at that time."

110 five

Jiji·Long Mao·Somali [Smooth beard]: Option [-], make the photos before and after your transformation into the computer and mobile phone desktop of the male god, and gradually he will realize that you look exactly the same!

Old Cat: Cough, as long as you're not too stupid...

Xiaolan [nods]: Very good, let's do it like this.

In the morning, after the male god left by bicycle, Xiaolan sneaked into the male god's study with a group of cats.One cat plugged in, one cat turned on the laptop, one cat pressed power on.

Jiji Longhair Somali [swaggeringly jumps onto the desk and crackles and operates]: It's done. [Turns around and bows gracefully] Master Huabao, I not only set your photo as the computer desktop, but also set it as a screen saver~

Whistleblower Cat: Not good!The male god is back!

The cats scattered, jumping to the top of the bookshelf, jumping into the wastebasket, jumping to the window and being knocked unconscious by the shining glass...

Xiaolan quickly opened the cabinet under the bookshelf, and was about to stuff herself in, only to find that she couldn't get in with the current size...

Jiji and the old cat hiding under the desk shouted anxiously: Master Huabao!here!

Xiaolan quickly turned around and got under the desk, and when the male god entered the door, she picked up the little yellow cat that was knocked unconscious on the ground.

The male god walked into the study, and Xiao Xia also walked in.

The old cat stroked his beard and looked from under the desk at the cats in the room and the male god who didn't realize it: Human beings are stupid creatures, it's really great...

The male god sat down in front of the writing desk, and Xiao Xia jumped onto the male god's lap with ease. As soon as she lay down, she felt a thorn on her back. When she turned her head, she suddenly saw the gloomy eyes of the young man in blue plaid sitting under the writing desk. The black cat "meowed" With a pitiful sound, he jumped off the male god's legs.

Xiaolan looked at the male god's long legs in clean black student pants, and involuntarily raised her chin.

Old Cat: Cough, Mrs. Leopard, this is too idiotic...

Xiaolan retracted her chin in pain, and buried her face in her knees.

Jiji: Master Leopard, are you feeling well?Ah, this desk is too small for you too...

Xiaolan [OS in pain]: (His thighs are too small for me...)

110 six

Coral Park.

Xiaolan [walking lazily on the path, followed by a group of cats]: He always asks me what my name is and where I live. I don’t bother to answer him, so he secretly asks others what my name is and where I live. [folds arms, frowns] Hate to say it, but he's just too stupid sometimes for me to forgive.

Jiji Long Hair Somali: Master Leopard, I think maybe you can have a human identity and name, which will help you communicate with the male god and increase your sense of trust more easily. What do you think?

Xiaolan [glances down]: My name is Xiaolan.

Jiji: Uh, this doesn't seem like a human name.For example, you can say that your last name is Lan...and your name is...

Xiaolan [raises eyebrows]: Huh?

Jiji: Yes!Blue woo!Using these two key words as a name, maybe the male god will remember that he had a cat that could whine before, and this is also like a human name.In short, the purpose now is to make the male god willing to take you in.

Xiaolan [laughing disapprovingly]: How could the male god not want to take me in~

Jiji: But you haven't obtained his formal consent, so he can kick you out at any time, because your behavior is illegal in human society, and you will be arrested and imprisoned.

Xiaolan [angrily]: What? !I obviously lived there, he was the one who fed me the Miao Xian Bao, and he carried me back——

Jiji: But you are human now, and he hasn't thought of you yet...

Xiaolan [helplessly, pulls open the collar to look in]: It has no fur and no thorns, and it's so troublesome, I really want to turn back into a leopard...

110 seven

In the evening, the male god came back by bicycle, locked the bike and got up, when he heard Lan Ge calling him from behind.

The blue grid youth who jumped down from the tree: Don't you keep asking me what my name is?

Male God [Inner OS: Are you finally willing to say it]: Well, what's your name?

Xiaolan: Lan woohoo.

The male god [try hard to distinguish]: ... Lan Aowen?

Xiaolan [sighs]: Whatever you want...that's right, Lan Aowen, my name.

Male God: OK, I see.

Lan Aowen: Then can I stay at your house?

Male God: ...

Lan Aowen [happy]: KISSYOURASS~ [raises his pocket] I brought you a present!

The male god [takes the pocket and opens it, the pocket is full of dead sparrows, goldfish, and toads, the sparrows are still shaved]: ...

Lan Aowen [Come over and look at the male god's expression]: Do you like it?

Male god [closing pockets]: ... Mmm.

The blue grid youth nodded in satisfaction.

110 Eight. Diary of a Male God

He only said that his name was Lan Aowen, but he didn't say where he lived, maybe he was homeless.It may be that there is something wrong with my brain for using dead sparrows, goldfish and toads as gifts, but for some reason, it reminds me of Xiao Lan, who happens to also be named Lan.

Keep him for now.

The author has something to say: Thank you tuptim for mine mine!Thank you, Your Majesty, for being such an evil mine!Thank you for diving three thousand miles of mines!Thank you Rolling Landmines!

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