Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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Pei Qi: ... What bullshit are you talking about?

Pei Qi knew very well that the boss must be bragging.

How can it be?

The boss, is a hopelessly illiterate.

How could it be possible to suddenly have a long face today, wow, it's still the top pick?

Look at your poems!

What a genius for writing poetry!

In ancient times, how could you be the No. [-] scholar? You had to be Tanhua.

Entering the scientific examination room with your talent, even if you are the No. [-] scholar, you have to be pulled into the third prize by your beautiful face, right?

Ok?

say!

Wasn't it easy to export when you just wrote poetry?

It doesn't even take seven steps to make a poem directly, Hu Zi.

Pei Qi, who was carried into Huzi's heart so much that Huzi couldn't distinguish things, really liked this poem.

I like to run after the boss with open teeth and claws.

Boss: That's great.He is chasing me.

Yes, catch up and paste your tiger face.

When the two of them went back to the live broadcast, the mustache was still in control.

What is the age of thirteen or fourteen?

Junior high school students.

Our child still looks like the gloomy look of Dongchang Yuhuatian.

Especially now that Pei Qi wasn't around and he wasn't very interested in speaking, he wasn't very lively.

Eyes looking at the phone, speaking a little slowly.

It's the habit of cats. Don't cats always slow down when they are basking in the sun?

It's all.

However, because he is not very lively, the mustache is no longer an active puppy. Facing the camera, Milk Pei looks more like an eunuch.

But when they saw Pei Qi and the others come back, they began to open business eagerly.

"Choose c and choose c. Just choose c."

"You can buy a bag of potato chips. Five packs are only 29.9 with free shipping nationwide. They are very delicious!"

"I am neither cold nor gloomy, I am a happy puppy!"

Good guy, when the kid said this, the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned.

audience:……? ?child!Who taught you this!

Wow, brother, how can you call yourself a happy puppy? ?

Is Happy Puppy a self-proclaimed name in the new era? Is it because uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters have not kept up with the times or what?

Don't say that about yourself!

The bullet screen is full of [Don't talk about yourself like that], it makes me unhappy to see it.

Why can't you say that about yourself!

Puppies are compliments!A mustache is an active puppy.

He didn't care: "I'm as happy as a mad dog."

"Oh, no, it's a wild dog."

he added.

It was a stray cat after all, he remembered.It has been a wild dog and a cat since a long time ago, why should it be deprived of the honorary title now?

Outrageous!Can't!

After Bazihu ​​finished talking about his honorary title, he thought of what the flat-headed cub said before.

When did the flat-headed cub say that?

Oh, by the way, it was what the flat-headed cub said when he saw the relationship between the boss and Pei Qi.

The mustache repeated: "Become a cat, become a tiger, become a dog soaked in the rain."

So the dog hook is good.

Barrage.

【younger brother! !what are you saying? ! 】

[Why are these words so familiar, there seems to be the first half of the sentence...]

[What are the children watching now? 】

[Where is the tiger? ? 】

Tiger and Pei Qi just came back.

Pei Qi was hearing this.

He glanced at the boss with a complicated expression.

... Of course there is a first half of this sentence.

——The first step of seduction is abandoning humanity.

The first step of seduction...

Abandon humanity.

Yes, the boss is not human, so he has no humanity.

become a cat.That's right, a big cat.

Become a tiger.Yes, it is the Siberian tiger.

Turned into a dog hook that got wet in the rain, and the boss is also very clingy recently.

Are you kidding me?

Good guy, after our tsundere kitty flat-headed cub acted like a baby, our boss also started acting like a baby?

The flathead has turned back into a cat and is now sitting on the table, facing the camera.

If you can't be a child, you can't eat potato chips openly, and you will lose a lot of happiness.

As a kitten, the only thing I can happily eat now is corn.

Gnaw sticky corn there.Eat it one by one, be a normal kitten, and don't eat a lot of corn.

Instead of eating up the boss's gluttonous double-door refrigerator.

When Pei Qi returned to the studio, the barrage was still asking.

What did you teach the mustache? ?

The audience thought that mustache was a relative of the boss.

Pei Qi: Yes, it is indeed a relative of the boss.

But what can I teach a mustache? ?

I didn't teach it either, I don't know where he read it!

Don't look at him as a gloomy little prince, but how do I know what he's looking at when he doesn't let go of his phone? !

The children in our family grew up savagely, we don't even know what we saw!

While selling potato chips and corn, Pei Qi was full of "Seduce the first step" in this head.

So... is the boss trying to seduce him?

It's been a while since the variety show ended, but the expression packs of puppies, cats and piglets!

That's called an endless stream!

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A rookie in the emoticon pack industry, Ugly Cat Emoticon Pack, you deserve it.

Pei Qi's recent life has been very chic, recording video updates step by step.

Work hard and earn his basic salary of 10 yuan.

Delicious.

The weekend is off, but it feels like there is no holiday.

Because it is also playing with the boss.

Pei Qi didn't have any friends, and the boss even had no friends in his life.

So the two of them went out, either to eat or to go shopping.

The monthly salary has increased, and the previous loan has been paid off!

Pei Qi could also buy two clothes for the boss.

Improve this man's aesthetics!

When the boss entered the fitting room, Pei Qi sat on the sofa pier and waited.

The clerk was outside, with an encouraging look on his face: "You will be happy."

Pei Qi: "..."

Not that kind of relationship!

In autumn, the weather is also cold.

The boss also bought a ground stove on a certain treasure, and roasted sweet potatoes in the meeting room.

Watch new videos while eating.

Pei Qi has been updating new videos, and recently opened a new serialization pit.

Kitten series.

Already played to the third episode!

It's the kind of adventure story, the flat-headed cub and the mustache go on adventures in the company.

It was just for fun, but I didn't expect, good guy, it must be the cat's acting skills, it's not bad.

There is actually a TV series looking for them to be guest stars.

Pei Qi: Ah, here.

More or less outrageous, right? ?

You only know when you ask.What TV show?

A TV series invested by Guanfu.

Pei Qi: "... Guanfu... still invests in TV dramas?"

Pet products have started to invest in TV dramas, and now the entertainment industry is really introverted to a certain extent.

If this cooperation can be won, Kitty will be an actor in the future!

Guanfu is also very sincere.

This time, they didn't ask Pei Qi and the others to go to the central building, but directly sent the planning manager over to visit Axe Company.

On the appointed day, Pei Qi specially put on a suit.

When the time came, there was a light knock on the door.

"Sorry, I'm late."

A tall woman came in.

I don't know her exact age, but she is really a very attractive woman.

At first glance, I just thought she was a beautiful sister.

She has a lot of aura all over her body, she is that kind of powerful and beautiful sister! !

With a neat high ponytail, she looks heroic and has gentle and calm eyes.

But the fundus of the eyes is somewhat sharp.

But when you smile, it's gone.

"I'm Chi Wei, Guanfu's planning manager."

Little Dulu has white hair, and today the technicians act as administrative receptionists.

Leading the way and pouring water is no problem.

Pei Qi: "Hello, Manager Chi. We are Axe Company, and we..."

Pei Qi and Manager Chi talked about the details of the cooperation.

Manager Chi saw that it was a very successful project, well-organized and charismatic!

It is unbelievable to speak.

After talking about the cooperation, Manager Chi took Pei Qi and the others to dinner.

That's right, the beautiful sister is still in charge of the meal!

Lead the way, Manager Chi must be leading the way.

She has a straight back, steps on high heels, and walks in a straight line.

Steady and nice, with no back wobble at all.

Good guy, if this is going to be a model, it must be an international model.

The place I went to was a high-end restaurant, which was in the nature of a club, and it was very quiet.

Although Pei Qi was the one who discussed the cooperation with her, most of Chi Wei's attention was on the boss.

When her eyes look at people, there is speculation, like a falcon.

When Pei Qi went to the bathroom to wash his hands, Chi Wei finally moved.

Chi Wei came over with a wine glass and stood in front of the boss.

He smiled and said, "President, I haven't dealt with you before, so I would like to toast you now, I hope you don't blame me."

This is a typical human courtesy, used to get closer.

This "President" is very comfortable!

Most people call Ji Qingye Mr. Ji, but Ji Qingye doesn't like it.

Just call the CEO the first time you come up, and the boss will of course give you extra points!

But this is very polite!

The boss thought to himself, I don't know you, so don't blame me for anything.

The boss looked at the wine in Chi Wei's hand, seeing that Pei Qi wasn't by his side, he couldn't hold back his estranged and polite mask.

A bit of cat dislike appeared on his face: "Is it wine?"

Chi Wei, those are all human beings.

Immediately, I understood the boss's thoughts through the boss's slight disgust.

The expression remained unchanged, with a gentle smile: "If you don't drink, there are plenty of drinks here."

"You can drink whatever you want."

The boss was happy when he heard that.

What?Want to drink anything? ?

The boss always remembered the time he traveled by car with Pei Qi, he wanted a drink, but the restaurant didn't give him a regret.

This time I have this opportunity, so what are you waiting for?

drink!

Boss: "I want to drink sour plum and passion fruit mixed with sour plum soup and passion fruit."

Chi Wei: "...of course."

"What do you want to eat here? You can order food."

The boss is not happy, he is excited: "Can I order anything?!"

Chi Wei: "Of course."

So when Pei Qi came back, the boss had Boston lobster in his left hand and sirloin steak in his right, with snail noodles in the middle.

Pei Qi was about to suffocate.

When the dinner was over, Chi Wei came over again and approached the boss.

At this time, the boss was still sitting and did not stand up.

Chi Wei's finger brushed the boss's shoulder intentionally or unintentionally.

The boss is a big monster!

Sensitive to everything around.

The more you pin the more you feel that Chi Wei's attitude is wrong.

When he got home, he thought and thought, but couldn't figure it out.

The boss asked Pei Qi: "Hey, you said... she doesn't like me, does she?"

look!She keeps talking to me and trying to get close, and wants to touch me!

Pei Qi: ...?

Pei Qi really wanted to burst into laughter, the kind of laugh that was worse than a seal.

But he held back and let out a faint snort.

I don't want to laugh, I just can't help it.

boss:……

The author has something to say: Boss: I hurt my self-esteem, wow.

Chumi little bosses!

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Taiyi 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Gulfstream 2;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Ayin, no one stands with me at dusk;

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