Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

064

Boss, just carry the chicken like this.

Stand there.

It's not just a chicken!

It's a chicken in one hand, and it's not a chicken with fluttering wings, but a roast chicken and a stewed chicken soup.

The old man of the farmhouse was dumbfounded.

Good boy, this skill is extraordinary!There are two strokes, there are two brushes!

People who live in the city all year round, how can they catch chickens.

What's more, this young man is mighty and talented. At first glance, he looks like the kind of man who can at most fix a leaky faucet.

How can you still catch chickens?

It's also very handsome.

He pinches the chicken by the neck, one hand at a time.

The old man: "Hey, it's easier to grab the wings."

You're catching the chicken in the wrong position.

The boss doesn't care whether the posture of catching the chicken is right or wrong, anyway, these two chickens are the two best in his flock.

I watched it for 5 minutes to see the appearance!

Pei Qi didn't care whether the posture of catching the chicken was right or wrong, he was just speechless.

And secretly took out the mobile phone to take pictures, and directly treasured this scene.

The boss catches the chicken, an anecdote in the world.

As expected of you, the boss who can make anything for food!Ji Qingye!

Not only do you want to eat chicken, come to the farmhouse, fresh corn and so on are naturally a no-brainer.

Also stewed goose.

The goose meat is delicious, firm and fragrant, and it can be seen that it is an arrogant big goose walking around.

The boss can't finish eating.

After all, Pei Qi was not as good at eating as the boss. After eating, he sat there and chatted with the old man of the farmhouse.

The old man has also been worried recently.

He has quite a lot of land, all of which are corn.

When autumn comes, the corn is ripe, and there is only a little bit left for the customers of the farmhouse to experience the fun of breaking the corn.

After all, how much you can break, just break a few feelings for a while.

Generally, no one is like the boss. When breaking the corn just now, it will be a sack.

Pay by the catty, the boss is a big customer!

Normal people don't break that much.

So the big ones still have to be sold to purchasers, so that those who collect corn can gather and sell them. As for how to sell them, it's not the old man's business.

But the purchase that the old man had been communicating with recently released pigeons.

It is not easy for the old man to find a way.

Pei Qi glanced at the boss who was gnawing on the corn, thought about it, and asked for the old man's mobile phone number.

Pei Qi and the boss didn't live in the farmhouse.

Because the boss can't sleep on the kang, he thinks how can he sleep on the kang because he is delicate and expensive.

On the way home, Pei Qi complained while driving: "You can sleep in a tiger cave, but you can't sleep in a kang?"

The boss said nothing.

After a while, he leaned over: "I suddenly remembered, sleeping on the kang, are we sleeping together?"

Pei Qi raised his eyebrows.

Boss: "Turn around! Sleeping with you, what is sleeping on the kang? Sleeping pits are fine!!"

?What? ?

Of course Pei Qi didn't turn around.

Drive on the highway all the way, go straight home.

sleeping pit?You are really a fool.

The brief celebration is over, and the follow-up response to the variety show is almost here.

It's really hot.

And it's the kind of fire that goes out of the circle.

Weibo and Douban forums are screened in various ways, and the short video platform is also a fragmentary excerpt.

The kitten plays ball, the kitten does housework, and the kitten acts like a spoiled child.

The beauty acts as a demon, the beauty hugs the cat, and the beauty looks at each other.

Everything you want is here.

Warm, healing, funny, and naive.

[What the hell is the kitten doing housework, dragging the kitten to rub the floor, what kind of mopping is that called, help! 】

[cute child!Super cutie! 】

[I like it so much, can you record more?Record a whole episode!I don't watch anything, it's good to watch the little curly hair and the big beauty bicker! 】

【nice shot!Thunderbolt invincible spiral ultimate handsome strike!The cat ball game should apply to enter the Olympics! 】

[Huh?Is it love? I dog people brush this episode three times to see the love between two beauties, are you two real? 】

[You are not a dog person, you are a dog food person!So is it true? 】

Pei Qi: No.

No.

certainly not! !

I'm just his beater!

As for why he has been "Woo la la Pei Qi", "Sleeping with you Pei Qi", "Can we sleep with you, Pei Qi", that is his question, you can ask him!

Ever since Pei Qi knew that he was a monster, the boss seemed to have loosened his shackles.

No more pretending, no more covering up.

When we used to walk, we all walked side by side, right?

Not anymore.

Now the boss seems suddenly unable to walk.

Walking and walking, hey, this body is crooked!

He had to lean on Pei Qi, like a big tree with a crooked neck, using Pei Qi as a fulcrum, leaning hard on Pei Qi.

Make as much skin-to-skin contact as possible and move forward.

not only that!

And inexplicably more jealous.

In the past, he only showed his jealousy to prove that he was the only cutie in the family when the flat-headed cubs and mustaches threatened his status.

Not anymore.

It's there every day now.

"Don't touch it, what's so good about a cat."

"Don't feed it, I haven't eaten either."

"Don't... Mmmmm!"

She was covered by Pei Qi's pillow.what dencey!So jealous!Not magnanimous at all, how about maintaining the demeanor of the main room?

So shut up!

The variety show is over, but it still needs to be updated steadily.

Taking advantage of the bonus period of variety shows, the accounts of Puppies, Cats and Piglets are heading towards a period of soaring popularity!

The family of five is very happy every day.

How much energy do you eat?

The flat-headed cubs and mustaches finally didn't suddenly sense that the accumulated energy had reached a critical value, and then they suddenly changed into human beings.

Instead, you can decide for yourself whether to change now and when.

As long as Detroit is not changing people, you can change people as you want.

Although I haven't reached the stage where I can freely switch between being a human and being a cat, it's already a lot more free! !

You can save your favorites, and when Pei Qi sells goods live, you can support your parents at home.

Yes!

Selling goods live, puppies, cats and piglets have also come to this point.

The old man of the farmhouse couldn't sell the corn before, so Pei Qi also ate that corn. It wasn't the ordinary corn, it was sticky corn.

It is as sticky as the kind of fudge that has been baked in the oven and will be drawn.

very delicious.

Pei Qi has always felt that it is good to bring live broadcasts to bring goods, which can increase the boss's income and save the boss who inherited Kunlun Mountain from spending his savings every day.

So I contacted the cereal shop that was first looking for puppies, cats and piglets to advertise.

The cereal brand side has done well in the past few months, and they have begun to expand their production lines.

Start selling potato chips.

The new potato chips need to be advertised for sale.

So, this live broadcast, selling potato chips and corn!

There is no need to sell too much, the main thing is to broadcast cats and chat.Added so many followers!Solid powder, right?

As soon as the trailer came out, the fans exploded.

[Live broadcast is my favorite live broadcast! !I must squat! 】

[Why don't you sell cat products, my ugly cat wants to have them too! 】

[Hahahaha will the beauty show her face? 】

can you?

Will do.

After all, he has shown his face before, and the boss is not afraid.

When the live broadcast first started, Pei Qi was debugging the equipment, and the boss was sitting there crunching and eating potato chips.

Because cats can eat some corn, so the flat-headed cubs eat corn openly there.

After eating corn for a while, seeing that Pei Qi was sitting back to interact with the audience, he went to become a child.

Stop being a cat and sit next to Pei Qi.

Just now, cats ate corn, but now children eat potato chips.

But the audience friends do not know.

Everyone cheered and entered the live broadcast room, thinking that cats are cute, and children are also cute.

【Alas!kid!Fat little friend, I can eat three in one bite (bshi]

[It's the brat I saw in the live broadcast room before!Sure enough, they are relatives, come over to play again, right? 】

[Cub!Fat cub, can you hug the flat-headed cub?I think the screenshots must be cute! 】

Right!

The chubby flat-headed kid hugged the flat-headed kitten and smiled shyly at the camera...

Wow!That must be cute!

But the flat-headed cub didn't think so.

Yes, Crewheads don't think they're cute!

……What?

Do you want to see Ji Ping holding a flat-headed cub?

Don't think about it, iron is impossible.

When the flat-headed cub can no longer maintain his human form!

The mustache turned into a gloomy and cold boy, Qiang Qiang Qiang appeared gloomy and handsome.

Barrage.

[...? ?I was shocked! ! 】

[Fuck what kind of family is this, from childhood to adulthood, all ages are Merien? 】

[Ah, this is the beauty of traditional Chinese style!The little boy with red phoenix eyes is woooooo beautiful brother!Show me in the flying fish suit, okay? 】

[Beautiful brother, if you make your debut, you must act as a eunuch once in your lifetime!You poked my heart, woo woo woo I cry for you! 】

cry for meJust want me to be a eunuch once?

Mustache doesn't understand.

But Mustache is reading the comments.

Because the character mustache appeared on the stage, the math and physics questions were full of barrage.

Yo, look, you're in school, middle or high school?

Regardless of whether it is junior high school or high school, brother, do you still want to not do the questions?

Then you are dreaming.

And the audience friends are very friendly to the mustache.

Those who come up are all big questions, kuang kuang kuang are all big questions.

Mustaches are active puppies who are also very intelligent.

No matter what the question is, answer it uniformly: "Choose c."

Barrage.

[In case of indecision, choose c. 】

[But you can't fill in the blanks and choose c for all the questions, brother!Where's your dad?Call your father out! 】

[Call your father to give a lecture! 】

While the mustache was broadcasting live, Pei Qi and the boss chatted secretly outside the door.

The barrage is full of reading questions about mustaches.

I have already started looking for the father of the mustache to give lectures to the mustache, right?

Boss, what are you waiting for if you don't come up now?

The boss won't!He just said very sincerely that he does not know mathematics and physics.

But that doesn't mean he's not good.

The boss said in a low-key manner: "I have also been the champion."

Pei Qi didn't believe it.

champion?The boss takes the champion exam?Ji Qingye is the number one scholar in the exam?

That's a joke my mother.

Gotta test you out.

Pei Qi said, "Write a poem?"

That number one scholar must be quite good at poetry!Let's not say seven steps into a poem, give you time to write a poem for me, isn't it difficult?

It's really not difficult.

The boss just wrote and came directly.

Isn't it just writing poetry?Watch it!

"Ode to Pei Qi"

Suddenly seeing Pei Qi in front of him,

Tell me how to divide things.

If you can still divide things,

That's because he didn't have Pei Qi in his heart.

Pei Qi: "..."

fuck.

The boss said reservedly: "It expresses the mental state and the main content of being dizzy and full of you after seeing you."