Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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Those fans and friends are not just boasting about being smart.

Praise you for being beautiful, praising you for being cute, praising you as a unique kitty!

You are the prettiest cat in the crowd, and you are the prettiest kitten in the pack.

You are my mustache.

Ah, the flat-headed boy didn't mean to say he didn't love you!

I've already said that I didn't mean to say that I don't love you, so don't show your teeth!Your Kua Kua is in the back, you can go and see for yourself, don’t stare at Kua’s mustache!

Flat-headed cub: The kitten bared its teeth, woo woo woo.

As a fan friend who has followed Puppies, Cats and Piglets for a long time, there are a lot of them, career fans!

What do people expect?

That must be a quick fire!The hotter the better!

Why do you say that you have achieved [-] fans in only three or four months?

Clam?No no no!

You are so cute, you still need 100 million followers!

right?

How could such a cute pet blogger with 3000 million followers on the entire network platform be without your puppies, cats and piglets?

Field leader?What about the director?

Director, are you right? !

So, this time the fans saw wow, you actually appeared on a variety show?

Is it still such a popular variety show?Isn't it the kind of self-promotional show that can only be attended at one's own expense? ?

Carnival of career fans! !

This is when the trailer was released, but the feature film hasn't been released yet.

The crazily rising heat is very fragrant.

Many passers-by and viewers were diverted to Puppies, Cats and Piglets.

The demeanor of playing ball in the trailer is already attractive enough!

I'd like to see what else you two kittens can do?

……Well.

It's sticky and strange, even the advertisements are so sandy?

Has been secretly cute.

No, there is being aboveboard and cute!

So the comments below the new video ushered in an explosion.

[What's wrong with the ugly cat? The ugly cat is my favorite! 】

【My God, how can there be such a kitten, it was so ugly before watching the video, but after watching the video to understand the kitten in depth, I can see a lot of good things from the ugliness...】

【It’s not that the cat is not ugly anymore, it’s just that you get used to it qwq】

With the carnival of career fans and a large wave of new viewers touched by the trailer, the increased traffic is not deceiving.

So much, so much, so much!

The two cubs were well fed, and they were happy every day while waiting for the feature film to air.

Parents are relieved to see their children in this state!

But the child is not always in good shape.

It's the day when the feature film of the variety show will be broadcast.

As for the flat-headed cub, he suddenly became a little nervous.

Big expectations, really big expectations!

Now I'm afraid of being disappointed!

Others didn't see it, but Pei Qi is worthy of being a male mother, and she is very concerned about the child's real-time status and mental health.

It was obvious at a glance that something was wrong with the flat-headed cub!

Pei Qi pulled the boss: "Hey, hey, your cat has the right eyes."

Your cat has eyes! !

Boss: Hohohoho?I must watch this show!

At first glance, it really is the right eye.

The kitten's eyes, the two eyeballs are pushing hard towards the middle of the nose, can it be wrong?

He didn't look very smart in the first place, but with this pair of eyes, he doesn't look too smart anymore.

It's like my mind is flying away.

Flat-headed cub, cross-eyed cat.

Pei Qi hurriedly grabbed the flat-headed cub's small shoulders and wobbled.

Don't tell us that our children will all have cross-eyes in the future, so what should we do!Our looks are not very dominant, we can't match each other anymore!

Give the flat-headed cub a shake to sober up.

After returning to his senses, the flat-headed cub let out a groan, and buried his head in Pei Qi's arms, looking for support and spiritual sustenance!

"Ahhh, I'm so nervous! I really need a lot of love as strength, everyone likes me, huh huh!"

Pei Qi felt a little distressed by the muscular kitten because of it.

That's right, the flat-headed cub has only one wish from the beginning to the end!

It was greasy and super confident before, the state of "I want to participate in the strongest brain", "I am not satisfied with the avatar", "You are missing something, that is my cute little thing hehehehe".

Also because I want to love too much.

Only with love can one become refined.

The little monster doesn't have to go to school or go to work, so that's all the troubles he thinks about every day.

The only thing I worry about is why I can't become a refined form and continue to be a human being.

But there are enough troubles.

There were so many flat-headed cubs lying in Pei Qi's arms and arching hard.

Be coquettish and ask for comfort.

And the little Dulu on the side, the hamster disdains.

"Pfft."

The king laughed.

Heh, only the weak are nervous about their performance in variety shows!

The strong ones have already accumulated countless grievances by being a master on the Internet.

The talent is not as good as you two cats, and the bloodline is not superior enough.

so what?

Xiaodulu said that the real strong will always be me!

How is it that he is strong?

The reason why the national team has not been able to find traces of monsters is partly because our kitty is not that delicate and intelligent.

Unobtrusive.

On the other hand, it's because the hamsters check the whole process.

After all, he is a boss with very powerful hacking skills.

The big guy is called the big guy, not only because he has a strong technique and relies on his craftsmanship for a living.

It is because people thought it very clearly from the beginning.

Pei Qi: Ahhh, try to hide it for a while!As for what to do if you are discovered in the future... Forget it!Salted fish is just minding the things in front of you!Leave tomorrow's troubles to tomorrow!

Boss, he's worse than Pei Qi.

If Pei Qi is actively salting fish, the boss is salted salted shark.

As for the two kittens, Little Dulu the hamster didn't care about them.

Puchi, the two are silly and sweet.

right!Even the smarter flat-headed cubs are silly and sweet.

It's just being arrogant and silly!

As for the panda, can Bai Ze, who has a mouth leaking to bald bald and told everything, be reliable?

No!

Therefore, the position of the number one favorite minister next to the Demon King must belong to him!

what?

You said that little Dulu thinks beautifully?

That's because you forgot, Xiao Dulu has skills!

Little Dulu has already thought about it, and it can be said to be the leader in the Internet field.

It is very willing to devote itself to serving the motherland and contribute to our country's dominance in the Internet field!

And is it compiled?

The salary and benefits are very good, and milk, eggs and military rice will be distributed on holidays!

The five insurances and one housing fund are all paid according to the maximum amount.

Boss, proprietress, I support my family with my craft, and I support you with my wages and rice from my unit!

...The main reason was to raise Pei Qi, and the boss did it by the way.

Little Dulu: Thoughtful.

That is no ordinary thoughtful thought, I think it is Zhuge Liang's exhaustive strategy.

While Pei Qi finished coaxing the flat-headed cub, he was waiting for the main movie of the variety show to play.

Little Dulu swayed over and told Pei Qi about his plan.

Finally, the little hamster poked there and secretly said, "You are my good friend, Pei Qi."

"Even if you don't get along with the boss in the future, you can still be with me."

Pei Qi: Woohoo, you are my good friend too!

Good with you, good with you, best with you, best friend with you!

... Such a little hamster!

friends!

Such a small hamster!

How do you understand the word "good" that comes out of its mouth?

That must be the "good" of "good friends"!

In the end, good guy, I haven't waited for Pei Qi to be moved.

Little Dulu added: "I can also marry you and raise you. I'm good at making money."

"Ji Qingye, he will only spend his savings."

Little Dulu secretly offended the Demon King: "If you treat him well, there will be no good results."

Pei Qi's hilarious laughter had already reached the sky.

"I'm so speechless, how come one or two want to marry me? First mustache and then you, am I really a heartthrob?" This emotion.

After listening to the second half of Xiaodulu's sentence, this emotion immediately cooled down.

Pei Qi was speechless.

Uh.

...It is not unreasonable.

After all, the boss has been spending his savings all the time, so he just spends his money.Still struggling to spend.

Pei Qi was speechless for a moment.

He was speechless, the boss has such good ears, of course he heard it.

The boss was furious.

The fried hair visible to the naked eye, the satin-like shawl and long hair, danced out of thin air.

...Looks like a primary school student who touched the static door.

I was very angry with the boss.

From ancient times to the present!From ancient times to the present! !

No one has ever said that to him, Ji Qingye! !

nobody ever! !

Hey guys, what are you talking about?

Isn't this engraving "hee hee hee, he is a waste of money and only spends his savings" on the boss's forehead?

The boss didn't plan to engrave anything on his forehead except for the word "Wang"! !

The boss was so angry that he stretched out his fingers, trembling with anger: "You, you..."

Whoops, I started stuttering with anger.

"You are talking nonsense! My wealth is also earned! I have accumulated it slowly over the years, and I am also very diligent and thrifty in managing my family!"

Little Dulu has always been a bohemian soul.

At this moment, if it were Ji Ping and Pei Nailai, neither of them would continue to confront the boss.

But Xiaodulu deserves to be a self-reliant mouse making instant noodles in a small store.

It's also worthy of being the mouse who laughed wildly and used his taunting skills when he was beaten into a human by the boss.

Xiao Dulu snapped back: "You don't call it making money!"

And began to reveal the old truth with Pei Qi.

"Do you think I don't know how you big animals make money? Relying on sharp claws, digging holes for gold in different mountains, is this considered making money?!"

The boss insisted: "Why don't you count! My claws have been bald several times! My little nails are still cracked! Take a look with a microscope!"

Pei Qi: Ah, stop arguing and fight in the dance studio! !

"It's not all about digging for gold!" The boss is very concerned about his image.

How can it be established that it only spends savings?

"I still have an inheritance, and the wealth I have inherited is all reasonable and legal!"

The boss jumped: "I inherited the Kunlun Mountains!"

Pei Qi: ...

What the hell?Are you Queen Mother of the West?

From whom did you inherit Kunlun Mountain, the "ancestor of ten thousand mountains" and the "ancestor of dragon veins" in China? ?

The boss is still pinching Xiaodulu.

He is a tiger man, he just wants to let little Dulu know!

Even if you can only spend your savings, the savings are reasonable and legal!

Reasonable and legal, you know?

That's all labor and inheritance!

Labor and inheritance are of course reasonable and legal.

But Shuzi deserves to be a Shuzi who wants to mix up after being exposed, and this consciousness is still very high.

Little Dulu: "Mountains belong to the state! The ownership of gold mines also belongs to the state! Article 9 of the "Constitution" stipulates that all natural resources belong to the state in principle!"

"Give back the gold!"

Boss: "But when I dug, it was still a primitive clan society! It was still the late Paleolithic age!"

"I did not break the law!"

Pei Qi, who was watching a play, couldn't sit still: "...Huh???"

Pei Qi asked a big question.

Clam? ? ?

Pei Qi grasped the point: "When is the Late Paleolithic Age?"

When in doubt, take out your phone.

Baidu.

Pei Qizhao read: "The Late Paleolithic Age in China was from 5 to 1 years ago."

He stood there motionless.

Take a deep breath, then Baidu.

[When did the Siberian tiger appear? 】

A search.

Very good, as expected of Baidu.

Display the answer: [When you go to the zoo. 】

Pei Qi: ...!

Then I searched for a long time, but there was no exact time. I only knew that the Siberian tiger was the last subspecies developed among all tigers.

It must have been late then.

Were there Siberian tigers 2 years ago? ?

Pei Qi searched wildly.

And the boss was very serious when he spoke just now, just like the stupid son of a landlord's family who started to show off his wealth.

So the thing about inheriting the Kunlun Mountains can't be true, can it? ?

Who can inherit the Kunlun Mountains from...

It is always said that if you are suppressed by the way of heaven and restrained by the way of heaven, you can inherit the Kunlun Mountains. This identity background can also be restrained by the way of heaven, and the way of heaven is really awesome.

Pei Qi kept checking his phone, but he didn't have time to see the boss.

As for the boss, he consciously made a slip of the tongue and ran after Xiao Dulu with his belt on.

How fast the little hamster ran, it disappeared with a whoosh.

Compared with the little hamster, the big tiger is a bit clumsy and thick.

Very good, don't run away.

I'm tired of this old father's trick of chasing around with a belt!

With a grim face, the boss stretched out his hand, raised his hand and grabbed it, sucking the mouse out of thin air.

Showing a tiger's smile: "Hmph, did I break the law?? I heard that I broke the law?"

Pei Qi couldn't find it, so he stopped searching immediately and planned to check the papers later.

Come quickly and rescue the hamster.

To Huzi: "You are so cruel! You sucked off several of its white hairs!"

Boss: I don't just want to suck its white hair, I want to suck its soul! !

Pei Qi: "The child wants to raise you with salary, old father, you should be proud, right! The child has finally grown up!"

Or how to say that adopted children are generally more caring than biological children, it is also bitter tears to say it.

When the biological cat basks in the sun, eats, eats and sleeps every day, the adopted mouse has already started planning the future of the old father and mother.

What?Say who is the old mother?

That's Daddy (shut up).

The variety show is officially launched at [-]:[-] pm on weekends when the traffic is the largest!

Pei Qi has been waiting for a long time!

This shows that the business of their ax company has reached a new level, and their business has entered a new stage.

Now I am a blogger with variety shows!

As long as the quality of variety shows is good, the broadcast volume will also be good.

As long as the volume of playback is good, the number of fans will be very fragrant!

Excuse me, is the quality of our variety show good?

Then you see, it must be of good quality.

It's not just our parts that are good quality!

They are the second group of families in a whole period of four groups of families.

The first family is a music teacher and her retired guide dog.

This guide dog is professionally trained and has worked with a blind grandfather for a year and a half.

Retired due to physical reasons.

It was not a serious illness, but it was not suitable for continuing to work, so I chose to retire.

The young lady taught music in classes, so she chose to adopt this dog.

It's a really good dog.

It seems that the things that the dog usually likes do not attract its interest.

He just lay there obediently, turning his eyes around.

The owner went out for a walk with the dog. Pomeranian Bichon Teddy enthusiastically rushed over and jumped on the big dog, wanting to play with the big dog.

The big dogs all had serious expressions on their faces.

Barrage.

[Don't be like this, I went to school. 】

[Take care of them!Who can control them!It's affecting my work! 】

【what?I am not a dog, I am a dog! 】

During the whole recording process, they were very quiet, well-behaved and sensible.

During the last interview, the young lady looked at the camera and was also very emotional.

"The training of guide dogs is actually something against the nature of dogs."

The little sister spoke very gently: "He has worked as a guide dog, and he will never go back to the life of an ordinary puppy."

"The puppy's lifespan is so long. In the days to come, I just hope it will be happy."

Yes, it doesn't like anything that ordinary dogs are interested in.

It doesn't care about balls or Frisbees.

But it has one thing, which is the same as ordinary dogs.

Look at its eyes following your figure, it loves you very much and cares about you.

It looks at its owner in the same way as all dogs.

Barrage.

[Dog hook!I love dog hooks forever!Gougou loves me forever! 】

[I cry bitterly!It is always looking at the young lady, and there is light in the eyes, and there is love! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Kill me!Put guide dogs as working dogs on the public screen!I don't want to see them anymore keep out of various places woo woo woo! 】

The provocative part is over.

The second group of families, debut!

Crew-headed cubs and mustaches have just made an appearance.

The woo woo woo in the barrage disappeared.

The scrolling bullet screen has been stuck for a few seconds. During these few seconds of blank screen time, did you hear any sound?

No, it's not the bgm of the show, it's the broken heart of the flat-headed kid.

Flat-headed cub: "I'm going to make a fuss! So many people say I'm cute, why am I still like this?"

Why do you still look surprised?

Because there are 10,000+ fans on the video site, it is really impossible to watch this kind of variety show with over [-] million hits in the first episode.

There are passers-by here.

Even if someone has used flat-headed cubs and mustache emoji packs before, and suddenly sees these two kittens in a serious variety show, they will be shocked and speechless.

Eh, oh, so ugly, so ugly.

How did the kitten look like this? It's really, it's not very realistic!

When I came back to my senses, I quickly posted the barrage.

[? ? ?Fuck, mom, I saw a beast.The beast must look like this, I'm going to have a nightmare! 】

[Ah this?Is it a cat? ?hiss--】

【...Ah, it's more poetic and picturesque, it looks like ink has been spilled on white paper. 】

[Not poetic, the names of you two are really appropriate. 】

[Cubs with flat heads have flat heads, mustaches have mustaches, good names, good cats, good ugly and ugly. 】

[I have a painful expression on my face! 】

What?You have a pained expression on your face?

Our flat-headed cubs are the ones with the pained expressions on their faces?

What you ask mustache?

Harm, what could an active puppy think?What can Active Puppy do?

While watching variety shows, he chased his own tail and ran all over the place.

Flat-headed cub: "I knew it!"

I knew my looks were small.

Can't get into the elegant hall, woo woo woo, it's over, this time the car is about to overturn, the kitten is nervous!

Pei Qi was very calm: "Don't be nervous."

"Your charm never lies in your appearance."

Flat-headed cub: "...does that mean I'm ugly!"

Pei Qi: "What! Your charisma is very attractive."

"Your character is very attractive."

The boss came over and wanted to join in the fun: "What about me? What about my character?"

Pei Qi thought for a while: "Your character seems to have taken a lot of effort."

Um? ?

The character mustache actively explained: "It means that you seem to have taken a big pill."

boss:"……"

I know what it means!Do you have to explain it a second time?

The flat-headed cub has the head of a kitten, and he also added: "Take Dali pills to nourish the kidney and strengthen the yang, which means you need to nourish the kidney and strengthen the yang."

well.

Pass it on, Huzi can't do it.

Pei Qi was terrified: "I, I, I didn't mean that!"

The author has something to say: Gong in other danmei novels: say I can't do it? (Evil smile) Come on, let me let you try if I can do it.

Boss: Say I can't do it?I pull up the mountains with all my strength, and I am as powerful as the world. Lu Zhishen pulls up the weeping willows and let you see if I can do it! !

Nothing else, Huzi, just great strength.