Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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The boss pressed the flat-headed cub's claws and the rag: "Come on, wipe the floor."

Flat-headed Cub: Ah, is that true?

Do you really want me to wipe the floor?

Then why do this!

Don't drag me, let me go, I will go back to drive the robot vacuum!

Doesn’t our house have a sweeping robot?How is it too stupid to meet your needs boss? ?

Pei Qi watched from the side as the boss played with the kitten in the palm of his hand: "It's more or less frenzied..."

Just accept it, boss!

I am so confused by the flat-headed cub, it really stood up and slid thirteen tricks to mess up the sanitation of the whole company, the cat's claws mopped the floor, and the company didn't have a washing machine for you to wash clothes by hand? ?

That really shocked the entire production team present.

From then on, the legend of the flat-headed kitten will also be left in the rivers and lakes.

Pei Qi went up to take the cat away: "Come, let's go, let's eat."

Stop working, your dad is rich, let him find a housekeeping company!

So the kitten performed eating, the kitten performed playing with a ball, and the kitten performed grooming and purring for the camera.

Come!Give you some more material!

When the time comes to edit, it is better to edit with a lot of material!

right?You don't need to say it, we all understand!The little cat said he understood!

...For the sake of reality, she also performed hair shedding, and shed all the hair in the room specially.

There are black and white hairs in the air.

Looking at the sun, wow, this is black hair, this is white hair, this is the boss combing viciously.

The dancing hairs fell directly on the boss's black suit, and the boss was covered in cat hair.

Production team: Ah, is it the moulting season now?

Flat-headed cubs and mustaches: Never mind!Shedding hair specially for shooting, don't hurry up and put away our kindness!

I didn't feel kindness, but I felt hardship.

Not that grooming is hard.

Instead, the two cats tried their best to put their big faces in front of the camera, trying to fight for the camera to perform snoring.

That's right, at this time, the screen is full of cat faces.

I don't know if you have heard a sentence.

That... For an ugly person, looking closely is a kind of cruelty.

Same goes for cats.

At first glance, wow, this cat is so ugly, people can make up for this ugliness with their personality, and become your "this cat looks really weird, but it's not ugly, it's called personality".

But if you really look at it carefully, no matter how big a filter you have, you love kittens so much.

you have to admit...

is ugly.

It's ugly.It's really ugly.

When the cat suddenly leans towards the camera, the cameraman will take a step back unconsciously.

……cough.

What's wrong with being ugly!The family is not without good-looking people!

The little curly-haired Pei Qi and the boss of the big beauty, come, come, let's take an interview.

Yes, it is enough to shoot the basic material here.

Because Puppies, Cats and Piglets are not the kind of big bloggers with millions of fans, nor are they fans of fan circles whose owner is a big star no matter what fans the owner has.

They only appeared in the advertisements that fell in front of other variety shows. The production team saw that they had a good traffic popularity, so they invited them to do a variety show.

But not for a whole period.

This episode of Pei Qi's variety show is not the kind that has crew cuts and mustaches from the beginning to the end.

There are four groups of families, each with its own content, and will be edited and stitched together at that time.

That's the end of the show.

There are also a lot of points that can be grasped when the announcement is made. If this family is not good, there will be another family. In short, the maximum degree of enthusiasm can be guaranteed.

The program group always pays off!

The recording is almost finished, and the production team still wants to add some value.

It means we have to be valuable, cuteness is not enough.

It has to be touching and meaningful!

Whatever touching stories or heartfelt feelings, you can say everything you say, and say it quickly.

When the time comes for post-production, sensational music is matched, and this effect is what we want.

Value, let the audience cry!

So from the very beginning, I decided to do an exclusive interview with the boss.

Unlike other cute pet bloggers who come from high-end breeds of expensive cats, the boss's two cats don't need to be judged, as one can tell at a glance that they are genuine adopted cats.

Compared with those bloggers who keep British cats and American cats to ensure that the cats are cute and attract fans, and at the same time set up a loving person who adopts cats, we are much more sincere.

Look at our ugly cat!

So it must be adopted or picked up, do you even need to think about it?

The fact is the same, but it was picked up near Kunlun Mountain.

But there is no need to tell everyone about this, hehe.

Interviews are interviews, the boss is not afraid.

Sitting there, holding a cat in one arm, hugging left and right like a king of the mountain.

Staff: "Why did you choose to adopt stray animals?"

The expected answer is already obvious, boss!

Talk about animals being the same as human beings, life equality, natural human rights and giving animals the right to live, what is my family even though it is a pet.

That's right, that's right!

Will it be boss?

Boss: "Ah, because I'm also a cat, I'm more destined."

Production team:? ?What?

What is the answer?

Yes, when Pei Qi first heard that the boss was going to be on camera, he was worried that the boss would not be able to control his mouth and would be exposed directly.

But, think about it.

With the energy of the boss's second-degree disease, people will think that he is a second-degree disease?He is still a demon king lurking in human society.

That's right, as long as you are not normal, what are you afraid of?

As long as the boss speaks, it is the late stage of the second disease.

if not?Do you think the boss's behavior is normal?Just now he dragged the kitten to wipe the floor!

The staff calmed down a bit: "Uh, is there any unforgettable story between you and the two kittens?"

Yes, I have.

The boss thought, of course there is.

But it's not the kind of touching story that makes you cry when you think about it, but a story that makes you gnash your teeth when you think about it.

Crewhead, ate up his double-door refrigerator.

Boss: "Flat-headed boy, you ruined my sweetheart."

Mustache, like an anxious kitten every day, secretly follows the boss around, always wanting to rush up and suck a beautiful beauty.

Boss: "Mustache, sticky like that freshly steamed sticky corn."

The boss has a complex expression, it's all stories.

Staff: ...Ah, look at your expression...how do you feel like you are about to jump up.

Is it really a good story?

It must be that kind of sad story!

last question.

Staff: "Do you have anything to say to the camera?"

Promote the equality of life, and call for treating pets as family members.

Advocate that no matter how ugly a kitten is, it is also cute, or state that you should not judge a kitten by its appearance because kittens will also be sad.

All works!

Boss, what are you going to say?

The boss faced the camera, and the beauty hit a straight ball: "Pei Qi, thank you."

After working hard to get along with the cat this day, the boss realized.

He hadn't spent so long with two cats before.

It can be said that the time spent with cats today is equal to the sum of the time spent with cats in all previous days.

The boss, this old father who doesn't care about his family, finally expressed his gratitude to the old mother at home.

Huzi turned to Pei Qi: "Without you, I would be doomed."

Really.

I'm definitely going to be screwed.

The child is also raised like a dog, with no flow or love, and the child is mixed with a kitten for a lifetime. I can eat enough, but as time goes by, the wealth is spent, and I also live on the street.

Ah, it's miserable to think about it.

Boss: "Thank you, Pei Qi."

After hearing this, Pei Qi was not very moved by the story and value the boss said, but Pei Qi was quite moved by this sentence.

look!Our heartless happy tiger also knows how to thank people!

Pei Qi: "Thank you too."

If you hadn't taken me in as a part-time job, I would have suffered without money after I resigned.

How can other places compare to the money you give!What's more, you took me into a strange new world.

Pei Qi: Boohoo boss!

Boss: Aww, Pei Qi! !

Staff: ... Ah, what are you doing?

What an affectionate look.

Very sweet.

But can you see the cat?Aren't we talking about cats? Calm down, both of you! !

This recording has actually been recorded for a long time.

It started at seven o'clock in the morning and ended at eleven o'clock in the evening.

After the production team had left, Pei Qi's mood stabilized.

It's not the kind of mood swing of "woo woo woo boss, thank you, I love you so much".

When I walked to the boss, I felt that the boss was not very happy.

Weren't you happy when you knew you were going to shoot?

Don't you want to brag about your beauty, boss?

Boss, debut?

Boss: No!

After experiencing it, I feel boring.The boss has such a temper and has no patience. If he is asked to concentrate on doing one thing, he will get annoyed after a while.

I took a day of shooting today, good guy, the boss thinks it's really boring.

Forget it, what's the point?

Pei Qi continued to ask, "Why didn't you make your debut?"

Boss: "My beauty is only for your appreciation."

After finishing speaking, he moved his face closer to Pei Qi.

"Come on, enjoy it."

Pei Qi: No.

Ah, the beautiful boss really sees it often and always new. To be honest, every time I watch it, my heart will still be moved.

Hey, look more!

After a while, when Pei Qi posted two more videos, the variety show over there finally had some movement.

But it's not the main feature film, after all, the number of episodes scheduled for them is relatively later.

But first came the trailer!

The variety show trailer for this episode of Flathead Cub and Mustache!

Because it is a family of four, of course there are not only flat-headed cubs and mustaches in it.

However, they are the cubs you can see at a glance in the cat group.

striking.

Very striking.

The content in the trailer is to play a ball game.

Cats all play with balls, but it is very rare for them to play with such an organized and well-trained level, and to look like they are flying into the sky and rolling the ball.

Ugly cats play ball, the more they play, the more oily they are.

A greasy face, an elder-like appearance, and a sense of familiarity.

Ah, this cat is like my father, so I must live up to it!

Come on, we have to boast!

[It looks very distinctive, the characteristic of roasted pigeons! 】

[Wow... To be honest, it's still cute after watching too much, it's the kind of cuteness that whets the heart, sucking and vomiting at the same time. 】

Eh!Too much!

【so smart!Look, do you still pay attention to tactics when playing ball? Hahahaha, you have become a master! 】

This kind of words is in the eyes of other masters.

Ahhh that's great, you praised our cute little one for being smart?Ha ha ha, thank you!

Here at Pei Qi: ah what what?

Have you been found? ?Haven't been found yet.Oh just bragging?

Harm, scare me!

... Don't boast that our children are smart!

Other than that, you can praise anything!

The author has something to say: ah, the little bosses are not finished so soon!Wake up early and read the comments to scare me (press and hold the restless little bosses)

I look at it from the content point of view, the rest of the content is fixed

However, the outline is only a few hundred words, and there will still be a lot of writing in the text. I will walk with you for a while~

Give every little boss a Chirp Mimi