Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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you sure?

Are you sure I'm a medium-rare suckling pig?

The roast suckling pig is golden in color, and the medium-rare one is not pink. It is a color-blind tiger!

How can I be a suckling pig that is half cooked.

And why can't you get along with the suckling pig, boss!Be a person!

How could someone call his subordinates his wife? !

Have you ever chased someone?No.Have you confessed?No more.

Open your mouth and say hello to your wife?For what?With your heart?

Oh, not human?Is it a tiger?

That's fine.

Pei Qi knew that the boss had good intentions.

The boss has a weird brain circuit, the result is still logical and self-consistent, and the starting point is good.

Like now, Ji Qingye's thoughts are very straightforward.

He thought, wow, no one called Pei Qi's wife, would Pei Qi feel sad and inferior?

No!I can't make Pei Qi sad, no one calls Pei Qi's wife, I do!

I not only want to be called Pei Qi's wife, but also my wife!

How about Pei Qi, are you moved?

Pei Qi: Don't dare to move.

Boss, after living for so many years, can he speak?Can you speak at all?

After calling other people's wives and finding out that others are a little bit shy, is it okay to keep silent?

You can use your hands and feet, but don't open your mouth!

Brain supplements are better than your spoken words!

What pig?

You can only talk about pigs, right Ji Qingye?

Obviously before, he would show his fluttering tiger ears to coax people, why is it like this now?

I'm going to make a fuss!

Pei Qi: "...I don't have anything nice to say, do you want to hear it?"

The boss said ah.

Scratching his head, after a while, he leaned over.

Boss: "Pretty wife?"

After all, the boss asked for it before, the wife is not good enough, only a beautiful wife is good enough!

……Harmful.

Pei Qi gave him an angry look.

The little curly-haired Pei Qi looked resentful and beautiful.What kind of resentment is this?

Good guy, this is clearly winking.

Give the boss a wink.

The boss froze.

Huzi tasted it, hey, I just feel that the clear water and horizontal waves bring a little vitality.

It's not skinny anymore, and it's not funny anymore.

poke there.

Come on, Pei Qi, seeing him like this makes one feel angry from the heart, and the evil grows from the gut, very good!

In the past, I was always at a disadvantage, now it's time for me to teach you a lesson!

So he rushed forward, taking advantage of the boss's carelessness, and kissed the boss on the cheek.

what?

You ask what kind of lesson is this, what kind of revenge is this?How can this be a bad breath?

What kind of targeted retaliation against the boss?

Pei Qi doesn't care!

Is it really happy to scold back?

perhaps?But a kiss is a real pleasure! !

What does this belong to?Take advantage of the beauty!

Why not take advantage of the benefits?

Pei Qi: I've wanted to take advantage since I was taking a bath!

Look at the blushing face of the boss, and taste the stunning beauty of the boss.

Wow.

It's beautiful, it's beautiful.

Pei Qi understood that the emperor liked big beauties.Because the big beauty really smells so good!

After the kiss, Pei Qi happily waited for the boss's reaction.

Where is the boss?

The boss was bored there, holding back his murmur for a long time, talking to himself, muttering: "It's a big treason, it's a big treason."

In a trance: "I am a big rebel."

Think again.touch the face.

The boss thought to himself, it's cool to be rebellious.

It was a bit of a sudden realization.

Pei Qi: "...What kind of reaction is this!"

As a result, Huzi gave him a meaningful look, rubbed his face, and said nothing.

Pei Qi was surprised: "Aren't you going to teach me a lesson?"

I was ready to be chased and beaten by the boss all over the house.

Or just admit it, the boss is telling the truth, I'm a bit greedy for you, kiss you, do you want to kiss you back?

Come on, anyway, you are a virgin who has been single for thousands of years, and I am a single mother who became a monster for no reason.

According to the general routine of romance novels or dramas, they all have to kiss back!

I'm ready!

As a result, the boss not only refused to kiss back.

He was covering his face with a look of vengeance.

The expression is complex and meaningful: "My kitten is very vengeful, Pei Qi, tsk, just wait."

Pei Qi: ... What are you doing?

He yelled at the boss: "You are not a kitten, you are a big orange."

Ji Qingye stopped touching his face and just looked at him: "The big orange bears a grudge hundreds of times better than a little cat."

Pei Qi: ...What do you mean?

What kind of vengeance is this?

Is that what I think.I don't believe it, I don't believe it, Huzi, your EQ has improved by leaps and bounds!

Pei Qi wiped his mouth and left.

With a light cough, he sat back at his desk and continued working.

Du Nima, the flat-headed cub, was dumbfounded.

When the boss returned to the bedroom angrily, the flat-headed cub came over, hesitated for a while, and then yelled.

"Boss lady?"

Seeing Pei Qi lying on his back, he called out again: "Mom?"

Pei Qi stuffed the flat-headed cub into his arms and rubbed it vigorously.

The next video will be a welfare video.Right?

After all, the comment section is now full of people clamoring for women's clothing.

Pet a fan, attract a wave of traffic, accumulate love points for the cubs, and improve the pain of cultivation, cubs, come and eat!

Yes!Ladies kitty!

As for women's clothing, who wears a kitten together?

no one!No one wants to wear women's clothes at all.

Boss: Are you kidding me?

Pei Qi: Little curly hair fights for reason!

So in the end, the burden fell on Xiaodulu.

Little Dulu is very greedy for the boss's cultivation base, come here, Master Demon King will make up another cultivation base for me to be a human for a while!

What is it to wear women's clothes?It doesn't matter at all!

As a hamster who used to knead instant noodles in a small store, and now surfs the Internet to make a stick, you are not as perverted as I am!

As long as I'm more perverted, I'm not afraid of anything, come on!What about the skirt?

Give me the skirt now!

So within a few days, the audience friends saw the welfare video of the [-] fans owed earlier for women's clothing.

Whether it's a flat-headed cub or a mustache, the two kittens have bitterness and hatred on their faces.

They used to be happy kittens, you know?Happy kitty, it will be a little bit more beautiful, and not so ugly.

It's okay to be ugly!If you are happy and festive, you will look beautiful.

As a result, it is better now, it looks so good, but it is gone.

Suffering and hatred are deep, and ugliness reaches a new height.

All the old fans are ugly.

[? ?Why are you so ugly recently! !Why did you pull the flat-headed cub so much recently? ? 】

[Is it a shooting problem?Field leader? !Your cat is ugly again!Is it because of being fat? Let the children eat less! ! 】

[I can't bear to look straight... After I accepted the greasy straight boy with the flat head to be the same generation as my dad, he is now the same generation as my grandpa. 】

As for women's clothing?

Laughing to death, a new level of ugliness, women's clothing will only make your eyes hotter.

[Little brother looks good!Woooooo, little white-haired brother, ah, the legs exposed by the short skirt are so beautiful!Why so white! ! 】

Because it is a white-haired hamster.

[Spicy eyes... You may not believe me, but I was so hot that I shed physical tears... Good guy, it's not easy being your fan, kitty! ! 】

The flat-headed cub cried like a dog.

There is no need for a mustache to bark, because an active puppy will bark casually.

[Where is the beauty! !You obviously have great beauties, but you don't show them to us? ? 】

Yes!It's about that beauty of yours who caught a glimpse in the live broadcast room!

Satin-like long straight hair hanging down to the shoulders!The big beauty with peach blossom eyes, high nose bridge, white and beautiful can make the faint king directly surpass his sexuality and touch his hands!

Why didn't you show us woo woo woo!

Seeing that the two cats are ugly again, ah, the big beauty must be beautiful again!

The big beauty who sucks the beauty of the kitten? ?

Boss: dignified.

What about Pei Qi?

In the video call and video conference, all the preliminary matters of the cute pet variety show were discussed remotely, and the shooting time was finally determined.

For kittens, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

But for the little monster, it is both an opportunity and a risk.

It's just something to do.

As long as one can stabilize the human form, there will always be a way out.

If you are afraid and don't do it, you will still be an animal after a hundred years of stupidity.

Although Pei Qi hesitated, his reason was firm.

At this time, the producer tentatively put forward additional requirements.

Coincidentally, it's about the beautiful boss.

Yes!

People have already known the beauty of the boss, and hope that the boss will bring the cat to the photo.

After all, the glimpse of the boss in the live broadcast room was really beautiful.

Originally, I was shooting cute pets, but there was also a beauty to make the enthusiasm.

Producer: Make a fortune! !

Pei Qi: "...I don't know if the boss can agree."

After all, it was a kitten that was agreed upon, and the price of a kitten is the price of a kitten. Why did we add our boss?

Our boss is another price!

As a result, there was no reply yet, and the boss came rushing from the tea room.

Huzi, it runs faster than a car engine than a diesel generator.

Pei Qi understood: "...But don't worry, our boss will definitely agree."

What additional price?

Boss, no price.

But the boss doesn't want a price, Pei Qi wants it!

The boss is beautiful, and the salary cannot be low.

The two parties negotiated again and again, and finally decided.

Pei Qi hung up the video call contentedly.

Calm down and think about it carefully, it is really smooth.

It has not been half a year since I joined Axe Company, but in just over four months, I have been able to go on a variety show from scratch.

Although it is an online variety show, the popularity of other variety shows is not low!

Why is it so smooth?

Even if the little monsters are naturally lucky, the big monsters are even more lucky.

But also very smooth.

After all, we have no back-end sponsors and no capital push.

So smooth, is it reasonable?

Is it reasonable to just ask?

How do you feel that a glance with the boss is reasonable, but also somewhat unreasonable.

Pei Qi felt that it was getting more and more complicated.

... Coincidentally, the national team thinks so too.

The office of the National Intelligence Agency is busy.

After screening hundreds of cute pet bloggers, a bunch of suspicious ones were originally identified!

...But after a detailed investigation, it was just that the Bianmu golden retriever Chinese pastoral cat of the owner's house was too smart.

What's the matter, are people not allowed to be smart?

People's intelligence is the intelligence of animals, which is the category of normal intelligence. It is completely different from the original intelligence of panda senbei.

No specific targets could be found, but after detailed screening, all "special" ones were listed as doubtful.

moved to the next stage of investigation.

The NIA firmly believes that the original direction is not wrong.

After all, relying on liking to become a master, this news came from the colander-like mouth of the only monster panda Xianbei who has come into contact with it so far.

In the modern entertainment society, even monsters do not rely on beliefs to become good, but rely on love, so it is obvious how to rely on love.

High Internet society, well-developed Internet infrastructure.

In the depths of the free code, there are little monsters hiding in the Internet.

Just wait for a certain day, break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly, and transform into a human.

The power of the country is very strong, how deep are you hiding?Not afraid at all!

It is to give resources to let cute pets get more love until they show their feet.

In the confidentiality office of the registration, there were a few slight sounds.

"Is this considered suspicious?"

"But anything that is special during this time period is doubtful."

"...It's ugly even if it's special? The surveillance shows it's stupid. The intelligence evaluation done by the experts is also far below the average."

Although no one thinks how important it is to be ugly at this time.

It was only to fulfill the request that these two uglies were added to the list of doubts.

But since then, all human beings have thanked the National Intelligence Agency for its judgment at this time.

Absolute execution combined with a little bit of coincidence finally allowed human beings to lift the veil of that mysterious world.

See opportunities through the unknown.

Through the fog, reform is visible.

The author has something to say: Thank you little bosses!

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