Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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Pei Qi, do you know what you lost?

You lost a big orange cat father.

But she reaped pure joy.

By the time I finished these things and returned to the company, it was already past midnight.

Pei Qi didn't want any monsters or blood anymore.

Just want to sleep.

Why is there so much information every day?My mind is a little dizzy.

It's early in the morning before finishing work, what is this?

This is overtime!

And working overtime until the early hours of the morning is too much!So there is no overtime pay.

What's wrong with the monster?Monsters are not working too!

It must be legal to work part-time, well, there must be overtime pay!

Pei Qi's indifferent monster: Huzi, give me more money.

The boss is willing to give money.

Ha, that's for Pei Qi, who is willing to give money to Pei Qi.

He is still stingy with other people and monsters.

For example, facing pandas now.

The boss felt that the news brought by the panda was worthless.

Good guy, I thought it was the essence of pheasant before I went, but I didn't see the essence of chicken at all after I went.

It's just a big rooster who is a little smarter and sneaks out of the house to roam around the neighborhood.

Ah this?Is it also worth coming back to report to the king? !

panda!Filter the information, okay?

Panda: Woohoo, I just want to go back to the demon king, I just found an excuse to come back after just looking for a message!

If you are not satisfied, Demon King, I will run away!

... After all, if you don't run away, you will see the boss beat up the panda.

So it turned into a spirit body and ran away from the window, and continued to be its external ambassador.

Wuhu!I will definitely come back with useful news, Your Majesty the Demon King!

You wait for me!

Pei Qi watched the panda go away.I also feel that the situation is getting more and more complicated now.

He stood there in a daze.

Thinking, not to mention the little monsters who ran out of Kunlun Mountain, now even animals have to become spirits by themselves, the days are really getting more and more strange.

Times are tough, but what about the boss?The boss is still careless.

Yes, Pei Qi felt that the boss was careless.

No root.

Pei Qi packed up his things and went back to bed after get off work.

The boss rummaged through the refrigerator for supper, and kept talking, without stopping.

Pei Qi also heard what the boss said, but just ignored him.

After a while, the boss came over.

The boss looked at Pei Qi and smiled: "Don't be bored. It's midnight, you want to go?"

ah.Why don't you go?

Stay and listen to your wonderful pig daddy remarks?

Such a beautiful woman, she opened her mouth.

Pei Qi finished packing, but there was actually nothing to pack, it was nothing more than a few clothes to take home.

Put it in the bag, pack it, and go.

In the end, hey, the boss took two steps closer to prevent Pei Qi from leaving.

The boss bent down slightly and turned his head to Pei Qi.

Boss: "Then touch my ear before leaving."

As soon as he finished speaking, a pair of tiger ears popped out from the top of his black hair!

What a scheming tiger, coaxing Pei Qi with tiger ears! !

Pei Qi was about to talk, but after being teased like this, he couldn't speak, and couldn't take his eyes off him.

Tiger ears!

The roots are orange, and black hairs are mottled on the top, orange and black are mixed, and there is a bit of aloofness in the naive.

Small, branching, fluttering and moving.

There is a pinch of white hair behind each ear.

It's very attractive.

Pei Qi thought to himself, Ji Qingye, heh, will only be able to coax people by relying on orange fluff.

wrong.

Something is wrong!Why is he coaxing me? Didn't he agree with the boss and his subordinates who beat the workers ruthlessly?

When did you see a boss coaxing his subordinates who beat workers?

……Uh.

Forget it, don't worry, there are a pair of tiger ears in front of you, how can you think so much?

Pei Qi stretched out his hand tremblingly.

Spread five fingers, face the boss' ear, and grab hard.

Those ears are alive after all, alive, fluttering in Pei Qi's hands like a butterfly.

The cartilage is surrounded by fluffy fluff, which is very elastic. When the hands are opened and closed, the tiger's ears move around.Pei Qi was a little addicted.

The boss lowered his head to be touched by Pei Qi, and now he spoke, his voice came from a low place, a little muffled and hoarse.

Boss: "Is it fun?"

"I have more fun with me."

Pei Xi shook his hand.

...isn't that what I thought it meant?

The flat-headed cub who turned back into a cat and was licking his back suddenly raised his head.

The flat-headed cub roared in his heart.

aha! !Yo ho? !

What's the matter? ?

You, a virgin who doesn't understand style, can drive a car?

Pei Qi leaned back: "...what is it?"

Boss: "My tail. Hehe."

Fluffy and orange, better to touch than ears!

Eh!What's your expression, Pei Qi?Why do you have this expression when I touch the tiger's tail for you?You are very dissatisfied, are you?

Pei Qi picked up the bag, expressionless: "...it's too late, I'm leaving, goodbye!!"

Before leaving, I said hello to the hamster.

The hamster didn't go this time.

It doesn't really like going out to play.

This time when I went out to take a bath, the boss made everyone into human shapes. After Xiao Dulu transformed into a human, he was very happy.

But still don't want to go out at all.

Are you uncomfortable being an otaku?Don't you feel comfortable surfing the web with your white hair?

It's rare to hug the demon king's thigh, borrow a cultivation base, and become a concubine.If you don’t want to feel how cool it is to be a human being surfing the Internet, why do you have to run out?

There were so many people outside, Xiaodulu felt boring.

Do your best at home!Absorb resentment and keep up with the progress of everyone's cultivation!

Plus, watch variety shows.

Recently, Xiao Dulu is obsessed with watching variety shows, and there is a cute pet variety show that is not low in popularity.

There are amateur stars, the focus is not on people, human beings are nothing but shit shovelers!The focus is on the plush!

Not only Little Dulu was watching, but the whole family was watching.

Not only because this cute pet variety show invites all little fluffy, after watching the first episode, it will be cured.

It is because it is named by the Guanfu brand.

so!Do you understand?

The ads for the flat-headed cubs and mustaches were played right in front of the variety show.

I clicked into a variety show from a video website, and I didn’t see the feature film of the variety show straight to the point. It was the freeze-dried cat commercial shot by Pingtou and Mustache.

So proud of the kids.

...It surprised ordinary netizens too.

Because the advertisement for freeze-dried cats is not just an advertisement for flat-headed cubs and mustaches.

The cute pets of big bloggers and small bloggers beside him, Guanfu has also invited them, and they are also shooting and showing them.

Therefore, the products promoted in the freeze-dried cat advertisement at the beginning of the film remain the same, but the cats are random.

Some spectators are lucky and it is the turn of the beautiful cat; some spectators are unlucky and come to accept the baptism of the ugly cat.

Audience friends who have seen Ugly Cat's face and acting skills will be stunned after watching the advertisement and entering the feature film, and they will express emotion in the barrage.

[It's been 2 minutes since the feature film, I didn't watch it at all, I was still immersed in the ugly cat in the opening advertisement...]

[What ugly cat?Isn't advertising a Muppet?I think it is a competition-level puppet cat, not ugly! 】

[Go refresh and re-watch the advertisement, really, my friend, you must watch it, otherwise you will lack some insight after walking in this world...]

So I went without seeing it.

How else can we say that human curiosity is really boundless!

Some refreshed several times, some refreshed more than ten times, and all saw ugly cats.

... so ugly.

Like milk without water, these two cats are ugly without beauty.

Surprised as a heavenly man, and then Wuyang Wuyang's netizens went to search.

cat!I will definitely have to see where you two are Internet celebrity cats!

Such looks are even photographed in Guanfu's commercials, what's so special about you two? !

After completing the video and live playback: ... Hehe, it smells so good.

So cute, cat!The flat-headed cub is my baby, and the mustache is my heart!

What's wrong with being ugly?

Who says ugly?We're just too pretty to be unobtrusive!

With the support of variety shows, the popularity of [Puppy Cat and Little Pig] account has been rising all the way recently.

The two children received love and hiccupped every day.

Hey, luck can't stop it, your commercial film fell in front of other variety shows, and harvested such a wave of popularity, it also attracted the attention of the variety show production team.

When the production team saw it, hey, what an ugly cat!

Turning over the video, it's so cute that my heart melts.

So two weeks later, that is, after the variety show aired two more episodes, the production team came up with the results of the discussion.

Contacted Pei Qi, hoping to invite two kittens to record the tenth episode of the cute pet variety show.

Pei Qi was dumbfounded.

Pei Qi: "Really??!"

Good guy!

I only hate that I am not an agent, otherwise, if this skill is used to bring traffic, wouldn't it be a master of star-making myths and stars!

Then answer or not?

Still thinking about it?

Ji Ping, who had turned back into a flat-headed cub, knew how to growl there.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and I want to be an adult! I'm too fat to be a fat cub!"

The mustache kicked it while whining: "You Versailles! I want to be a cub, but I don't even have to do it!"

it is good!

Regardless of the clumsy kittens, Pei Qi took over the job.

The boss is also very excited.

The pay is generous, the traffic is heating up, is there anything better in life?

However, the matter of variety shows can be left behind.After all, we still need to negotiate, sign a contract, and go through the docking procedure for the process, and there is still some time before the recording.

What are you anxious about now?

At present, the number of fans of the video site has already reached [-], and this benefit for [-] fans...is not just a lottery.

Fans have been clamoring for women's clothing for a long time.

[Hey, the little cat in the dress... Hey, the little cat in the dress...]

[It depends on Mr. Ping and the puppy wearing a skirt!It also depends on the field length wearing a skirt! 】

[Oh, oh, by the way, where is the boss?Long time no add! 】

[The boss boss!wife!Who hid my wife!Hand over my wife quickly! 】

"Oh, look, they call me my wife."

Boss, looking at the comments, I'm glad everyone still remembers him.

This guy is even a little proud.

Holding the mobile phone, she said to Pei Qi, "No one calls you wife, Pei Qi, poor little girl."

Pei Qi didn't know where he was so pitiful!

If I had known it earlier, I would not have told the boss what kind of remarks "calling you a wife is the ultimate compliment for your appearance in the Internet world".

Make the boss so happy.

The boss also comforted Pei Qi: "No one calls your wife, but mine is Pei Qi."

Who is that boss?demon king.no sooner said than done.

Just call it.

"Pei Qi, good wife."

Pei Qi: ...Fuck.

! !Clam? ?

He suffocated there, not speaking.

The boss looked at it, and the more he watched it, the more interesting he found it, and wandered around Pei Qi.

Wandering around and commenting: "Hey, good wife, you are blushing."

"Last time you were a little suckling pig that had just shed its hair, but this time it's a half-cooked little suckling pig."

The author has something to say: Thank you little bosses!

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