Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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The boss stopped.

After choking, trying to choke.

"Whoa, whoa, is that what you say about me?"

Am I not your cutie?Am I not that big tiger you get up in the middle of the night to sneak around?

Isn't it a good leader who gives you 10 yuan every time you pay your salary?

Pei Qi felt aggrieved when he saw Huzi exploding, and felt that he was getting angry again, so he comforted him: "...I still love you."

Good guy.

Pei Qi was brought up to talk sweeter.

In fact, after being baptized by the big group, Pei Qizui, a social animal beating worker, was very sweet.

But that level is still the level of beating workers, for example.

"Leader, are you wearing new clothes today?"

"Leader, I bought coffee for you!"

"Leader, I'm sorry, this is my fault, and I will take responsibility."

Then secretly scolded Pua in my heart.

But after being baptized by the boss, Pei Qi's sweetness has improved to a higher level.

It's not a sweet mouth anymore, it's a honey mouth.

"It's necessary to be good. Of course I prefer you the most."

"I don't even look at those little cats! The one I like the most is you, the tiger!"

"You send me money, it's my boss, we are good friends, have you forgotten your wife?"

Now that he said "favorite" again, Pei Qi was serious, but he was serious, and after he finished speaking, his heart throbbed a little.

The boss was still there: "But domestic pigs don't have the smell of wild boars, so don't fool me."

?

Do domestic pigs have no wild boar fragrance?

Pei Qi fell on his back.What adjective is this?Who taught your boss? !Tell me who taught you!

How can such a big beauty be full of pigs?Why is it still a domestic pig and a wild boar?

Yes, the boss is still so beautiful, but Pei Qi already has resistance.

Shut up, be quiet and be a beauty.

Otherwise, Pei Qi will start: "There are no domestic pigs or wild boars, I only like you as a pig."

He did it on purpose.

As a result, well, the boss is quite happy!

right right!This is what the boss wants!That's right, that's how it feels, Pei Qi!You've finally hit the boss' spot!

Pei Qi: I understand.

When the filming resumed, the flat-headed cub and the mustache looked very happy.

Get emotional!

Mustache is happy to see the dawn of his hope of growing wings.

Although the boss also said it was still early, but hope is different!It shows that you are making progress!

Positive puppy that never backs down!

Puppy rush!

The flat-headed cub is also happy, yeah, I feel that I have confirmed my mood. It turns out that this is the feeling of human beings, and this is liking.

Very good, the tsundere kitten is beginning to see his own heart!

What about you, boss?

The boss ate the crispy rice prepared by the staff there, and pestered the assistant to ask where he bought it?

And asked Pei Qi to buy it for him too.

The subsequent shooting was actually very smooth. After all, our kitty is a talking kitten, a little monster. No matter what the director said, hey, your cat looks like a low-intelligence cat, but we still have IQ!

You don't need any cooperation, just eat it.

After the filming was over, Pei Qi thanked a group of staff, dragged the cat bag, and grabbed the boss's hand, dragging the boss away from the rice dumpling.

"Thank you! Let's contact online in time!"

Little Curly waved his hand and went out.

The little brother who greeted them with a super nice attitude sent them to the door.

Looking at their backs in thought.

Then, with a normal face, he walked to the corner room.

After confirming that there was no one around or monitoring him, he picked up a button on his collarbone and spoke in a low voice.

"No. 377, no obvious abnormality. Surveillance video has been uploaded."

And Pei Qi and the boss were going home happily.

After all, Guanfu is a big state-owned enterprise with strong strength.

Within two weeks, Pei Qi had just received his third month's salary, and was counting the money and fantasizing about saving up to buy the small apartment he rented, when he had a small house!

Guanfu's ad came out.

I haven't bought any promotions for online dramas or TV dramas yet, and I haven't posted anything on the front of the web dramas or TV dramas, nor have I logged into the TV station.

But it's out online first!Guanfu's official Weibo posted a total of three advertisements this time.

Dogs, cats, crew cuts and mustaches.

Good guy, this belongs to breaking away from cats and dogs, not among the five elements.

Pei Qi was also puzzled. It is said that Guanfu's cute pet bloggers from all over the country took hundreds of photos, and there were so many advertisements that they had to be broadcast wave after wave. Why did the flat-headed cubs and mustaches get the first wave?

Look at the ad.

okay.understood.

The other two are a normal dog and a normal cat, warm, lovely and healing.

In the advertisements of flat-headed cubs and mustaches, it is not so warm and healing.

But still cute.

What is a word?swallow.

Yes, this ad has that effect.

At any rate, the advertisement has been filmed, and it has reached a new level. This advertisement must be carefully appreciated by everyone!

Just watch carefully frame by frame!

So the family of five faced the computer, and Pei Qi pressed the play button.

"Guanfu, your good friend."

"Chicken-flavored cat freeze-dried, the favorite of kittens."

Accompanied by the voice-over, the flat-headed cubs and mustaches were chatting happily there.

It’s just a 15-second commercial, and after the end, it will show Guanfu’s production base, assembly line machines and so on. In fact, there are very few parts for the kittens.

It's over in the blink of an eye.

Unfinished!

Boss: "No art! No reason! Not as good as Pei Qi!"

Pei Qi: "Don't, don't, don't!"

What are you doing?Why are you blowing rainbow farts on me? !

Huzi, maintain your arrogant personality!

In fact, there is no such thing as the boss said, what artistry can commercials have?

It's mainly for publicity. You see, how large-scale this publicity is, isn't it out of the circle?

The fans of [Little Dog, Cat and Little Pig] whizzed up, and countless shit-shoveling officials who were attracted by Guanfu made deafening noises.

ah this? !

[I thought my cub was ugly enough.I never expected that there are still you two, you two kittens, you can give our children a boost of self-esteem! 】

[At first glance, it's so ugly.Second glance, so ugly, so ugly.Turn to the homepage and watch the video, my son and mother love you! ! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, did you actually get an advertisement!My Ping Zong, my mustache baby!Ah why!Even at this level, why don’t you have 100 million followers? ! 】

There is no 100 million, but [-] is coming soon.

Recently, the number of fans has increased rapidly!

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, like riding a rocket!Wow, this is the strength of a big state-owned enterprise, right?

This is Guanfu's word-of-mouth conversion, right?

How wonderful, sisters, having money and traffic, today the boss is overjoyed.

Soon, more fun will come.

With such a large influx of traffic, the journey of kittens into refined forms has become smoother.

Especially the mustache who was in the bottleneck period before.

The mustache is about to cross the threshold!

The family of four looked forward to watching the mustache transform into a human.

Mustache hums there.

Flat-headed cubs are the most anticipated.It was a bit shameful when I was the only human cub.But there's no shame in having another human cub, it's pure joy!

After all, he has changed people. For these things of changing people, the flat-headed boy has a lot of experience!

He also gave lessons to the mustache there.

"Come on, let me tell you, you have to hold your breath and maintain your strength, as long as you can succeed in a moment! You can become a child!"

Also tried to start brainwashing: "It's fun to be a kid! You can go out and play, and the humans outside are also great, and they will all praise you!"

"Even if you don't do anything, they can find places to praise you. For example, this kid is so cute, this kid is so polite to say thank you to his father, this kid is so clean that he didn't even spill ice cream !"

"It feels so good to be praised!"

These words are not just said by the flat-headed boy now that the mustache is about to transform into a human.

Before that, the flat-headed cub kept saying, blah blah, blah blah, but the little mouth never stopped.

Just to brainwash!Come be human cubs with me, Fat Cub!

Mustache always listens to the flat-headed cub like this, and over time, he also thinks about his life after becoming a child.

Unlike flat-headed cubs, mustaches look forward to becoming fat cubs.

The flat-headed boy wanted to be a muscular guy, like Zhang Fei. After he couldn't be a muscular guy, he started to want to be a muscular kid.But the mustache doesn't want to!

Mustache is very smart, hey, scheming.

A mustache is to be a fat boy!

Because he discovered that Pei Qi still liked the cubs of human children very much!

have a look!have a look!See how Pei Qi hugged the flat-headed cub, and how did he take the flat-headed cub out to play?

And the boss, they are simply a family of three!

Don't think that the mustache is not jealous, but it is!He is a western dragon, plunder and greed are engraved in his nature, he is secretly jealous, and he is also Pei Qi's favorite.

The child that the little monster turned into was very good-looking and not bearish, so of course Pei Qi liked it.

The horoscope shows scheming, it doesn't dislike human children like a flat-headed cub!

It is going to become a human child and act like a baby in Pei Qi's arms!

Hug in Pei Qi's arms!

Ah, the time has finally come, the time when I too can become a fat, cute, cute cub.

Hmph flat-headed cub, when I become a cub, you who are still a cat, how can you compare to me who is a cub!

All eyes!Much anticipated!

Mustache curled up on the sofa, the kitten's face was wrinkled, until the mustache flew up.

A burst of white light flashed, mustache, and changed into a human.

success! !Big success!

Ah, a wonderful life is here. I want to be hugged by Pei Qi, stick my head out to eat the ice cream in the hands of the boss, and be pinched and praised by adults. I want to be fat, white, tender, tender, cute and cute Cub!

Mustache opened his eyes excitedly, and met Pei Qi's complicated expression.

Pingtou's face is full of jealousy.

Bazihu ​​had a bad premonition in his heart.

...yes, something went wrong.

Something is wrong.

what cub?

What three or four-year-old human child? ?

The appearance of a mustache after becoming refined, this is clearly a boy of thirteen or fourteen years old! !

With a grim complexion and raised eyes, he looks like the young master of a treacherous minister's family.

Cold and handsome, but pretty.It's the kind of good-looking that is different from the boss!

There is some evil spirit, after people see it, they want to lead him back to the right path to redeem him, and they also want to hehehe, little beauty just sink like this, dyed black is the most beautiful, the battle damage is more fragrant prprpr! !

Suck.

But the mustache doesn’t care if you look good or not!Not only is it unhappy, it's downright painful.

Facing the mirror, I was dazed and confused for a while, and asked myself, I am in so much pain! ! !

Ah this.

Why not a cub? ?

In the silence, the flat-headed cub took the lead and howled in pain.

"Ah, why! Why aren't you a cub so fat that you need to burp at any time??"

"How can it be like this?! How can it be turned into a beautiful boy directly!?"

"Heaven is unfair!!"

Mustache, judging by the appearance of our young man, he looks like a western dragon!

The gloomy look of the black leather scale armor.

But the gloomy little young master said: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo legal of cub!! I want to be held in my father's arms, I want to be held in my father's arms, I want to be carried out by my father to go shopping in the mall!"

"The flat-headed cubs have been shopping, I don't have me, I don't have me, I have nothing!"

"I'm the unloved little cat! You don't care about me anymore!!"

Two kittens cried and howled loudly.

Pei Qi: "...don't argue."

How did two kittens make a noise louder than five hundred ducks? !

Pei Qi, doubts and confusion from the bottom of his heart.

The author has something to say: Second update.

Thanks little bosses!

Can slowly return 1 grenade, 2 moons; Changle Weiyang, let me think about my name, cat 1 landmine

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