Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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Pei Qi: ...?

What?You said our children's brains are not very smart?

Pei Qi knew his children best, and he could tell at a glance that the two children were performing well.

Actively cooperate with the shooting and work hard to complete the work.

Maybe... it was a bit intense, after all, the cats were fighting for freeze-drying, and the freeze-drying was almost flying to the director's face.

But this is only positive, positive!Kindness!

How to suspect that we are not very smart?We are so smart, the kind that can go to graduate school!

This is Pei Qi's reaction. Where's the boss?

The boss reacted more violently: "What?! You said our cats are mentally handicapped??"

Eh! !

Eh!Don't do this, what they said was not mentally handicapped!

That is, maybe, this intelligence is not that high.

More or less, some mental retardation.

what do you think?

The boss thinks how can my cat receive such evaluation!

The boss is wearing a shirt today.It's autumn now!

The weather was half hot and half cold, and the boss was wearing a shirt, a shiny black shirt.

At first glance, Overlord!

Must be the kind of domineering boss who doesn't speak much, deep and introverted? ?

Eh, let's talk.

After more contact, the image of the boss in the mind disappeared.

Not only is the image of the boss gone, but even the image of the person is gone!

The boss is wearing a black shirt. He doesn't have the tone of strategizing and winning thousands of miles. Instead, he just feels like a black fur otter.

Waving claws to fight with people.

Boss: "How can you say that! Our cats..."

Pei Qi quickly stopped the black otter: "I'm just asking, just asking, no one said mentally retarded! No one has ever said mentally retarded!! Don't get excited!"

Push the boss back.

Showing a business smile, the head of the family began to solve the problem: "Director, our kitty has never seen such a scene, I'll go and appease you."

The director understands.

Little animals!Emotions are always unstable, and they must be shy, just let the familiar human beings comfort them.

Crew-headed cubs and mustaches who are shy: how are you doing!Is the acting skill superb? !

Pei Qi rushed forward, holding one hand in each hand, lowered his voice, and gritted his teeth.

"Be normal! Normal, do you understand what is normal! They paid for it! They let us go on TV!"

Think about money!Think traffic!

Flat-headed cubs and mustaches: All right.

This is to let us put away all the creativity?

ah!We are so full of ideas that we are about to overflow!

No one appreciates it.hate hate.

Isn't it just taking pictures of eating?Then why not!The flat-headed cubs and the mustaches bowed their heads to eat, and gnawed and freeze-dried.

As I said before, this director is a director who specializes in shooting pets.

Not only can take pictures, but also coax small animals.

Although these two are ugly this time, we can't praise their beauty, but how can we not praise their performance so well!

Must boast.

"Cute! Life is alive, no matter what, you have to have your own characteristics!"

"Oh, look at this little paw, how powerful it is, it must be a strong kitten when it grows up!"

"Even a kitten can't stop you two, you two are going to grow into big tigers!"

The boss hugged his arms beside him: "..."

Complicated look.

No, they can't grow into big tigers.

Big tiger?Far in the sky, close in sight.

There is only such a big tiger in front of you.

In addition to boasting, the director also has quality requirements for the film.

The director told Pei Qi that the shooting was a bit mechanized, just like an assembly line.

you understand?I feel that the kitten is not happy to be photographed!

If you don't eat happily, you won't be able to shoot that sense of substitution.

How about that!

After all, Guanfu wants to sell goods, and there is also a demand for the quality of advertisements.

Guanfu is a large-scale domestic brand. This time, it is a long-term publicity campaign to find bloggers all over the country to shoot advertisements, which belongs to the type of strategic investment.

If it is "the whole country", then it is really the whole country, it is a state-owned enterprise, and it is super powerful!

Looking for cute pet bloggers all over the Internet, the team flew directly to the pet blogger's local area to shoot.

Big investment, big plans!

Pei Qi also wondered how to shoot so many small animals, how long is this commercial?

Or change a commercial every other month?

Or just leave a flash shot of each animal and make it into that kind of grid at the end?

I don't understand.

But after taking money from others, let them take good photos!right!

If the director is dissatisfied, let's listen carefully to what is dissatisfied, and let's change it!

Pei Qi brought the two cats over and listened to the director's thoughts together.

Director: ...Why are you hugging a cat?How can a cat understand me talking to you?

You still have to rely on your master to guide and stimulate you, right?

Come on, let me tell you.

The director said earnestly, "You have to be emotional when making a movie."

"You have to inject emotion. Without emotion, it seems very perfunctory, and the effect of our shooting is not good."

"It's not that small animals don't have feelings. Mr. Pei, look, there are some kittens that feel good when you look at them. Some kittens, when you look at them, I want to back away. I dio your father's cat Why are you so fierce?"

The more the director said, the more excited he became: "That's right! It's emotion! We have to capture the emotion of the little cat character at that moment!"

After finishing speaking, the assistant handed over some cat teasers and small balls, and everyone looked at Pei Qi expectantly.

"Come on, play with the kitty for a while, let the kitten have some happy emotions."

Then we shoot again.

So a lot of the staff continued to work, leaving Pei Qi and the boss there to stimulate the cat's affection.

There was no one around, and the flat-headed boy and the mustache were lying there.

Pei Qi waved the cat teaser and swung it in front of the flat-headed cub.

Come, Ji Ping?be happier?

The flat-headed cub lay there with a grim expression on his face.

Ah, who wants to play this kind of thing!

I can play mobile games very well, believe it or not? Carry the audience, mvp!

The result is you let me play cat teaser?

Why are you doing this? I'm going to make a fuss!

The character mustache has no complaints about the cat teaser, it is busy turning around, scratching its back with its back jio.

Hissing back pain.

It seems to be useless.

So it jumped up, got into Pei Qi's arms, ran up Pei Qi's arm, and rubbed its head against Pei Qi's head.

A little coquettish.

But it was outside again, unable to speak, so the mustache jumped down again and got into the cat bag.

Pei Qi understood in seconds, and took a blanket to cover the cat bag.

Sure enough, Mustache huddled in his cat bag, played with his phone, and sent messages in the group.

Yes, it is the group of five members, the group whose name is changed every day by the boss.

The most recent name is [Siberian Tiger Beauty Exchange Platform].

Very good, come and exchange the beauty of Siberian tigers.

What happened to the mustache?

[My back hurts a bit, woo woo woo! 】

There are a lot of crying emoticons below.

After sending the message, it jumped out and got into Pei Qi's arms again.

Pei Qi touched it, but found nothing strange.

Still slippery kitten fur, what's wrong?

Why is your back still hurting?

The boss knew something about it, and now he said: "My back hurts, maybe it's because my back needs to grow wings."

"After all, western dragons have wings."

Hey, this is no joke!

It's true what we said, and it's true what we said about wings!

It's the kind of big flying wings that grow on the back, that's right!

After all, as the last bloodline of the Western Dragon, the mustache bears a heavy responsibility.

Inherit the dragon vein!Revive the Dragons!

So what is having wings?

It must be long!

After hearing what the boss said, Pei Qi lowered his head to look at the little cat with the mustache of the emperor, stared at the kitten's face, and made a sound of horror.

Lowering his voice again, he leaned into the boss's ear: "Is it going to grow now?"

No way? !Good guy, on the shooting site of the advertisement, we took pictures of kittens eating freeze-dried cats.

As a result, the kitten was directly photographed with wings.

Free and easy, my heart flies.

Is it plausible? !

Fortunately!fortunately!

The boss said no.

If you want to grow wings, you have to wait for the mustache to transform into a human being.Now I can't even change people, and I want to grow wings, aha, it's a beautiful idea!

Mustache Positive Puppy Originally: Yeah, yeah, I'm going to grow wings!

After listening to the boss's words, the positive puppy was frustrated all of a sudden, and its tail drooped a little.

Its path of transforming into a human being is not as smooth as that of the flat-headed cub, and it is much more difficult.

That was really hard and painful.

Seeing that it was a little frustrated, Pei Qi lowered his head to comfort it.

Here Pei Qi comforted Bazihu, and over there Bazihu ​​came to have a private chat with the boss.

It wanted to speak too urgently, the boss frowned, and had no choice but to satisfy his son's rebellion.

He raised his hand and cast a barrier, allowing the flat-headed cub to speak.

Pei Qi and Mustache on the side:?ah?Didn't you say this earlier?

What else do we send on WeChat and do sneaky things!Why didn't you say it earlier?

The boss speaks righteously.

"No one asked. Why...don't stare at me!"

Pei Qi!

You are not the polite Pei Qi when you came to the interview!

The flat-headed cub asked the boss: "What is emotion?"

It's still thinking about the "not emotional enough" that the director said.

Why do you think they are not emotional enough?Obviously eating very emotionally!

I almost started fighting after eating.

It sighed at the kitten: "I don't understand human emotions. Feelings are so difficult to understand. For example, what is liking?"

Pei Qi suppressed a smile, waiting for the boss to explain.

The boss thought about it.

"I like it, that is... For example, I can ask you to do things because I am better than you."

"I am the demon king, I can order you, you have to listen to me and fight for me."

The boss looked down.

"But if you are willing to fight for someone who is weaker than you and can't order you, you can completely disobey him..."

"That's why I like it."

Yo.

Pei Qi looked at the boss.

It seems that there is some truth to it!

But it was obviously the boss's idea to go straight, but the flat-headed boy listened to it.

The flat-headed cub moved his little head, thought for a while, and said to Pei Qi, "Although you are weaker than me, I will listen to you."

It tilted its head: "This is liking, right?"

I was moved by Pei Qi for a while.

Pei Qi rushed up and hugged the flat-headed cub: "Yes! I like the flat-headed cub too!"

The boss at the side was muttering: "He is not weaker than you."

Pei Qi heard the boss talking in a daze, and turned around and asked, "...What did you say?"

The boss made a haha ​​to fool the past.

Boss: "I said my head hurts."

Pei Qi saw that the boss was hiding something.

very good.Huzi has a secret.

He said coldly, "Oh, then you may have to grow your brain."

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