Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

023

It was only when I put on my glasses that I recognized that this was a person of the same age.

The young man watching the store was furious: "What are you drawing? Brother? I will ask you what are you drawing?"

The hamster had just been beaten by the boss, and was in a trance of doubting the monster, so he was asked what it asked and what it answered.

It tells the truth very bluntly and frankly: "...I want you."

Ah, otherwise, what else can I draw?

What else can you, a human being, be pictured by a little hamster?The picture is your resentment!

You are going to be used by me to pluck the wool with all your resentment!

young people:……?

What is picture me? ?

No no no no way?It's not what I think it is, bro?

He fell on his back tactically, squeezed out his double chin in horror, snatched the money, and refused: "Uh, I like girls."

He is a nice person, and even kindly gave a free teaching session.

Trying to teach this monster to do something human.

The young man struggled and said: "Besides, if you want to attract the other party, you'd better...be upright. Get instant noodles in the store??? Brother, the pattern is small."

You look like a desperate pervert.

Who will take a fancy to you, my friend?

Hamster: ...?

I don't understand, I don't understand very well.

But after paying back the money and apologizing, it is considered that the big monster's request has been fulfilled.

The hamster man went back to the car and stood there, wow, his eyes were still very stubborn, just look at it, he is the kind of little monster who insists on his own opinion.

The boss had only punched one cultivation base into the hamster's body, and the hamster was able to maintain the human form until now, because the boss's strength is super strong and his cultivation base is super pure.

The hamster pulls wool hard, not because he wants to be a human being.

But right now, I have become a human being, but it won't last long, and I can only enjoy this moment of life as a human being, and I will be a hamster again soon.

This hamster has realized the benefits of hugging his thighs.Can you not understand it?

After being injected with cultivation base, he immediately becomes a human being!

It's like when you are working hard to practice the game account, you suddenly play the account of the number one player in the whole server.

That gear!That level!That cool feeling!

Even if you are looked at by strange young people with strange eyes, it is still very refreshing!

The hamster kind of wants to hug his thigh, but doesn't think so.

The boss is really fierce.

Not from the same race, but still a demon king, with such a high level, if a rookie can't hold him all at once, his waist will be snapped.

The hamster pursed his mouth, he was very arrogant inside, but he didn't dare to be straightforward.

I thought in my heart: Hmph, if you want to accept me as a younger brother, then I will reluctantly agree to you, but I have to put forward conditions. Hey, why are you driving? ?

Gan! !No one cares about me? ?

I am also a little monster with good talent!Does no one want to take me under his command? !

Help!What went wrong? !

The hamster looked at the car in front of him in shock and stupidity and sped away, and let out a grievance. The ambition to enslave human beings was irrelevant at the moment, and it was all "woo woo, don't fight for me at all." I'm that bad, I'm going to make a fuss"! !

Then, silently transformed back into a little hamster.

The cultivation base injected by the boss was exhausted, so naturally he couldn't maintain his human form, and turned back into a white hamster cub.

If someone came to see it at this moment, they would be able to clearly see such a small hamster, unexpectedly!Choking!Click!

With rich expressions, he is simply the movie king of mice!

Pei Qi in the car wondered while driving, "Why are you urging me to drive in such a hurry?"

How urgent are you?

I was so anxious that the boss just yelled: "Drive up and fly for me, hurry up!!!"

Pei Qi was speechless and surprised, so he just asked.The boss sat in the co-pilot and adjusted the armchair to a lying position.

The whole monster just lay there, with its head resting on its hands and its legs crossed, smashing it, smashing it: "Why don't you run?"

"Of course I have to run! I think so, but anyone who has seen me can't escape."

Facing the overlord's voice that was deliberately lowered by the boss, Pei Qi had a greasy expression on his face.

The overlord role is not over yet.

The boss said: "You can tell by the way that hamster is interested in me, good guy, I came here to teach it a lesson, and the family has no plans to raise more cubs!"Swallow mountains and rivers!Want to work for me?Let's become a kitten first!

The boss thought about it by himself and found it very interesting.

"...When the Kunlun Mountains earthquake, it just ran out, it was definitely not what it is now. At that time, it had no IQ at all, it was just a hamster."

"But after entering the WTO, I learned to cultivate by relying on resentment without a teacher, and I have a good grasp of the scale of resentment. I didn't realize it until now."

Ji Qingye was thoughtful.

"...It seems that the little monsters in Kunlun have been doing well for the past two months."

Pei Qi didn't care about that.

Pei Qi drove back. He felt that the journey was rushed and silly, so he wanted to ask the boss if he wanted to drop by and have fun.

Eat something, drink something!

After all, if you save once, you can't pay it for nothing!

Pei Qi also had his own little selfishness.Think about the temperament of the boss, that is the personality of the devil in the world, if you tell him to go out to play, he will agree to it 90.00% of the time.

Then you don't have to go to work!

Paid fishing, paid tourism, paid food and drink, don't you feel good?

Sure enough, the boss quickly agreed.

Even ten times happier than Pei Qi, he is very excited, all the troublesome things have been solved, and the rest is all happiness!

He rolled down the co-pilot's window and turned up the volume on his phone to play rock songs.

Then the boss sticks his head out of the co-pilot's window, and opens his mouth to the front defense.

He yelled, "Speed ​​up! Power up!"

Then, the boss made a woo woo woo sound, and began to eat wildly.

Eat, wind.

Pei Qi: ...?

Boss: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Pei Qi came to his senses, and quickly stretched out his hand to squeeze him: "What are you doing!! It's dangerous for you to stick your head out! And don't do that!"

The boss doesn't care!Because Pei Qi was on the highway, he was already driving fast, so the boss poked his head out to catch the wind, and felt very refreshed! !

Big mouthful, big mouthful, big mouthful!

Pei Qi: This is high speed! !

He was so angry that he pressed the close button directly.Come on, if you don't shrink your head back, then pinch your neck!There are only stuck cats and dogs, everyone, come and see, the first stuck tiger is out of the oven!

The boss was very vigilant, and his movements were fast and agile, and he retracted all of a sudden.

Not very happy.

Pei Qi turned to look at the boss.

Ah, the beauty with a bit of melancholy between her brows and eyes, still has such a peerless face.

But as long as he thought that the beauty was depressed because he couldn't stick his head out of the window on the highway, he would be speechless and choked to the point of worrying about his beauty.

The beauty's long hair is fluttering, and she makes a sound of woo huh Wuhu, what is it?Golden Retriever?

Pei Qi sadly recalled the beauty when he first met her.

At that time, he was still in a suit and leather shoes, and he spoke softly, and just looking up his eyes hit the heart of this handsome dog.It’s really life as if it’s just like seeing it for the first time!

If only this beautiful woman could not speak, she wouldn't be aww! !

Pei Qi thought frantically.