Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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Pei Qi stared at the blown curly hair with a cold face, and pulled the boss out the door with the old popsicle in his mouth.

While the boss was babbling while eating popsicles, Pei Qi had a better understanding of the history of their monster clan.

Don't look at the underground earthquake in the Kunlun Mountains that the boss said before, in the final analysis it has been less than two months.

The time for that matter is short, but the history of the Yaozu is actually very long.

The previous monsters have always relied on "faith" to become spirits.

All kinds of fox temples, fox fairies, peach blossom fairies, or giant spirits, gods and beasts.From the world of mythology to the world of animals on the surface, everyone lives by "faith".

Because belief is really easy to use, and it is very cost-effective with one enemy against ten thousand.

In ancient society, many people believed in everything. If you help mankind to do some good things, you can gain a lot of faith!

Quite a deal!

Therefore, this method of cultivating in refined form has been handed down.

However, this is not the only way to become refined.

For example, the boss now uses it for mustache and flat-headed cubs, "love", is also a good way.

It's just that people's love is actually limited, because a person's love is so much, and it's not like "faith" that can be purified infinitely and wins by quality.

"Love" can't compete with quality, so it can only compete with quantity.

So the boss can't wait to let his cat debut, harvesting countless love from netizens!

What's wrong with being a sea king!It pays to be a Neptune!

Look, the Crewhead is touching the edge of his changeling.This path is not a question of whether it will work or not, but that it will go well.

But apart from this method, there is another method that is not so decent, which is to cultivate by "resentment".

Human beings have resentments.

The method of cultivating "resentment" is also very simple, even simpler than cultivating "love".

It's not easy to please someone.

But it's quite simple to make him hate you.

That's right!The little monster in this small supermarket is such a method!

Because it is still a little monster, not so many abilities.

It was ruthlessly suppressed by Heaven's Dao and turned into a cute little girl, so the method it chose was very direct, but very effective.

Knead, square, convenient, noodle.

In the supermarket, there is only a young man who looks after the store, and there are few people who come here at ordinary times. If the little monster wants to complain, he can only grab a sheep and pluck its wool!

Get bald!

Pei Qi understood, he was a bad monster.

Although it is not a bad monster in the traditional sense that kills people, it is also a bad monster who kneads instant noodles and plucks people's wool.

It's just when other people feel that if they want to reap grievances, they will kill people.

This little monster has found a safe and consistent way to squeeze wool.You only need to pinch instant noodles once a day, and the young people will be angry for a day, and the continuous resentment will come like this!

This method sounds sand sculpture, but it is practical!

Easy to use, easy to use, really easy to use!

Pei Qi felt that he had to teach the little monster a lesson.Coincidentally, the boss thought so too.

The difference is that Pei Qi's thinking is "this little monster needs a lesson for doing evil", while the boss's thinking is "what kind of sand sculpture training method is this, I have to beat you up to relieve my anger"!

Boss: I think it's outrageous to think that you can become a genius by being an Internet celebrity cat, but I didn't expect that there are people who can become a genius by kneading instant noodles.

Gan, can the Yaozu get better?Yaozu, what's wrong with you, Yaozu, wake up, Yaozu!

Why are you like this?Could it be because your demon king is too shaky? ?

The boss couldn't bear it anymore, so he went back to the supermarket and walked around the place where the instant noodles were kept.

Then he raised his left hand lightly, as if he was holding a bag of spicy beef noodles, but he turned his wrist quietly.

A group of white shadows flashed past, and there were faint whining sounds, but no one noticed.

Then he put the spicy beef noodles in front of the young man.Pay, checkout, leave, get in the car.

Afterwards, he picked up the back of the hamster's neck and swung the hamster in a roundabout way.

Yes, this is a very cute little hamster,

The small white glutinous rice dumpling was held in the hands of the boss, spinning like a yo-yo.

It is very fierce, but even if it looks fierce, it is still pitiful and pitiful.

The key boss is not a human being.

Just kidding, if he, Ji Qingye, is a monster who sees cuteness, can he still get into the position of the demon king?

Pei Qi watched the boss make a fuss.

The boss put the hamster in the palm of his hand, raised his other hand, pointed his index finger, and poured a force directly from the top of the hamster's head!

The hamster screamed and turned into a human.

Pei Qi:? !

... Good guy?

The three of them appeared in the front row of the car together, and Pei Qi in the driver's seat was suddenly squeezed into his face.

At such a critical moment, Pei Qi's focus was still skewed.

He looked at the hamster's white shirt and black trousers, neatly dressed.

Pei Qi:? ?Can't this change clothes? !

So why did the boss strip naked last time? ?Wow outrageous outrageous outrageous!

The boss was very straightforward and threw the hamster man to the back seat of the car.

After the hamster turned into a human, it was a young man.

His hair is white and gray, his face is handsome, and he looks like the boss of the sky and my second child.

He opened his mouth and said, "Chi Chi Chi Chi Wahahaha! The Demon King! The rise of the Demon Clan is here! Resurrection of spirit energy, doomsday for the human race! Hahahaha, why is there a human here! Grab him and make him a slave!"

It was even more arrogant than the roaring flat-headed cub at that time.

The boss swung the hamster man over and knocked off a handful of the hamster man's white hair.bald!Make me bald!

Ji Qingye sang "Cruel White Face", and Pei Qi came out to sing "Red Face".

Pei Qi said a lot of truths.

Even if people open a shop not to make a living, but to pass the time, you can't bully them, right?

You crushed the instant noodles you bought with money?It's not right to practice just to rub off on other people's resentment.

The nature of this monster is definitely not bad.

After all, even though it is just a hamster now, if it really wants to get resentment by killing people, not to mention the young people in the small supermarket, the whole community will be in danger.

... It chooses to knead instant noodles, which is very characteristic of Yaozu.

Wow, is this the legendary chaotic evil? !

Pei Qi: "You have to apologize to them."

Apologizing is not enough, if you pinch someone's instant noodles, you have to pay them money!

The little hamster is just a little monster, hiding in a small supermarket, kneading instant noodles to reap grievances, what money does it have?

The boss doesn't care, just be confident.

Showing the evil smile of a big monster, working part-time, with a base of 500 years, let's pile up the price according to this.

... The two sides had a cordial and friendly conversation and fully exchanged views.

And accepted all conditions under the violent suppression of the boss.

Half an hour later, the hamster, whose white clothes and black trousers became tattered, was beaten to the point of dangling, holding a wad of RMB with a humiliated expression, and went to apologize.

The young man in the supermarket, who didn't wear glasses at first, stared blankly at the gray hair of the man who came to admit his mistake.

Shocked, he murmured: "Forget it, forget it, it's really..."

The young man felt emotional.

They have been reduced to this level at this age, their children are not filial!

They have been reduced to this level, and they still come to the supermarket to make instant noodles, how perverted! !

What a downfall!