There's always someone who thinks about my vests and they're fighting

Summary:

Under the premise of the relationship between Orita and Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai has exchanged his soul with his own in the parallel world three times.

――The occasion of Hei Sijae――

Disappeared.The strong smell of gunpowder disappeared in an instant.

Also disappearing is the bandage wrapped around Osamu Dazai's right eye.

Is it a supernatural person?No, it's impossible, obviously all the supernatural abilities will be eliminated by him.

Smelling the aroma of curry crab, Osamu Dazai was in a daze: What's going on?

and--

"Oda Saku?" Dazai Osamu looked at Oda Sakunosuke with a rare expression of confusion.

Oda Sakunosuke was wearing disposable gloves and was peeling crabs. Hearing Dazai Osamu called him, he seemed to think that Dazai Osamu was urging him, so he speeded up: "It will be ready soon, Dazai."

it's wired.

This Oda Saku seemed to be more mature than the Oda Saku he had just met yesterday.

So, is it the future?It turns out that he can also have a future.

Going into the future with Odasaku, sounds... seems like a good idea?

At this moment, the peeled crab meat was handed to his mouth, Osamu Dazai subconsciously opened his mouth, took a sip, swallowed the crab meat, and stuck out his tongue to lick the soup on the disposable glove, it was soft The tip of his tongue reached Sakunosuke Oda's warm fingers through a thin layer of plastic, he held it teasingly, and sucked it lightly.

...wait, what am I doing?

Osamu Dazai froze suddenly.

This, this damn conditioned reflex!

Why is Oda acting like he's used to it?

How could my future self be like this?

No, maybe it's not the future me at all... Parallel world, yes, it must be a parallel world!

So, am I a pervert in the parallel world?

...In short, everything is Mr. Mori's fault!

Dazai Osamu had two cute blushes on his cheeks, his head started to smoke, but he pretended to be calm.

Forget it, pretend nothing happened.

Well, the crab meat is delicious.

【Butei Small Theater】

Odasaku (hesitating): "Dazai, it seems a little weird recently."

Kunikida (takes a pen to record): "Oh, I see, this is the legendary seven-year itch, right?... Wait, it doesn't seem to be seven years yet?"

Ranpo (playing marbles): "Idiot, idiot, they are all idiots, Master Ranpo has seen through everything."

――Dazai in this world is dark――

One second he was still dating Oda, and the next second he was surrounded by bullets and bullets, and his right eye was wrapped with a bandage. Although all the bullets seemed to be able to outline, they naturally avoided him, but Dazai Osamu The mood is still terrible.

Smelling black all over his body, he accepted the fact that he was suspected of time-traveling. Osamu Dazai took out his phone and looked at the reflection of his youthful appearance on the screen: Oh, it turned out to be me in the parallel world.

In that case—

There must be an Odasaku in this world, right?How could there be no Oda Saku in a world with Osamu Dazai?

Odasaku, another world's Odasaku.

Osamu Dazai showed a somewhat expectant expression. He quickly untied the bandage wrapped around his right eye, and threw it aside. Using the phone screen as a mirror, he carefully combed his hair in front of the phone screen to ensure that the image at this time was not Any questions, and then humming happily, turned around and left the battlefield on his own.

There was a brief but suspicious silence between the two parties that were fighting fiercely.

Everyone in PortMafia began to whisper.

"Why did Dazai-sama leave suddenly?"

"Maybe you have received a more urgent temporary mission?"

"It must be so, as expected of Dazai-sama!"

Someone from the hostile forces couldn't help complaining: "Hey, are you all blind in PortMafia? That person looks like a peacock spreading his tail. He looks like he wants to go on a date, right?"

Everyone in PortMafia was furious: "Don't slander Mr. Dazai!"

On the other side, Dazai Osamu found out the contact information of Odasaku from his mobile phone, and he happily dialed Odasaku's number: "Odasaku, where are you? I'm here to find you~ "

On the other end of the phone, even Oda Sakunosuke was stupefied by Dazai Osamu's soft and sweet tone at this time. He paused for a moment before honestly reporting his location and not forgetting a word of concern. : "Are you okay? Dazai."

"It's okay, I just want to see Oda Tsukuru suddenly~" Dazai Osamu's voice was deliberately suppressed, and it seemed extra soft, as if pouring out lingering love words.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at his phone, lost in thought.

soon.

"Odasaku, I saw you~" Dazai Osamu said with a smile while holding up the mobile phone that was still on the phone.

Before Oda Sakunosuke could turn around, the next second, he put a heavy weight on his back, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to support Dazai Osamu's leg wrapped around his waist. Oda Sakunosuke called out hesitantly: "Dazai?"

"Ang?" Dazai Osamu put his arms around Oda Sakunosuke's neck happily: Tie Tie, and Oda Sakunouke.

Oda Sakunosuke thought to himself: It seems a little strange.

No, you shouldn't think that way, Dazai is still a child, and it's not surprising that children occasionally want to act like a spoiled child.

"It's nothing." Oda Sakunosuke finished his self-persuasion, carrying a large pendant named "Dazai Osamu", and continued to work with difficulty.

The rest of PortMafia's low-level personnel, who had a very low sense of presence, watched silently and tremblingly: Well, it seems that we know something important. Will we really not be silenced by Mr. Dazai?

――The occasion of Buteizai――

Is it a person with supernatural powers?

One second she was leaning against the cold tombstone, and the next second she fell into the soft quilt.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help but lower his face: How dare you do something while I was with Odasaku, no matter who it is, I will never let it go...

"It's time to wake up, Dazai."

"...Odasaku?!"

"Breakfast is ready, you can get up, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai stared at Sakunosuke Oda quietly, and there was an undercurrent surging in those kite-colored eyes: Is it a person with supernatural powers of the spiritual department?Are you trying to use Odasaku's phantom to trap me?It is unforgivable!

Oda Sakunosuke misunderstood Dazai Osamu's meaning, he walked forward as if he suddenly realized, bent down, and placed a light kiss on Buteizai's forehead, looking seriously into Dazai Osamu's eyes: "Sorry, Almost forgot. Good morning, Dazai."

Touched, touched, did not disappear.

is warm.

Osamu Dazai was stunned, he stretched out his hand in a trance, as if he wanted to touch the place where the kiss fell on his forehead, but he didn't dare to touch it.

"...Good morning, Odasaku."

Osamu Dazai's voice was a little erratic, softly, as if he had had an exceptionally beautiful dream, for fear of waking him up.

――Dazai in Butei in this world――

"Swapped again? It's annoying, why are you sitting in such a cold place?"

"So it's a tombstone..." Osamu Dazai stood up, looked back at the tombstone, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart: No, it can't be...

"Oda...Oda Saku..."

[Small theater after exchange]

Osamu Dazai (with teary eyes): "Odasaku, don't die..."

Odasaku (confused): "...?"

Dazai Osamu (poorly): "Wuuu...Oda Saku must always be with me...Never leave me alone..."

Odasaku (serious promise): "I won't leave you alone, Dazai."

Dazai Osamu (staring with tilted head): "Even if it is death, Oda Saku will be with me, and you must never die in front of me."

Odasaku (calmly): "I promise you, Dazai."

――In the case of the boss――

Warm, soft, moist, lingering.

A kiss that belongs to Odasaku.

Like the drizzle at dusk, it is falling gently, so gentle that it makes people ecstatic.

It was as if the whole sky brightened up.

Someone erased the grayness of the past for him, and weaved a rose-colored dream for him. The petals fluttered and fluttered gently, and the hazy moonlight was so beautiful.

"Odasaku..." Osamu Dazai panted lightly, suddenly feeling a little dizzy.

A blissful dizziness enveloped him.

"Hold me, Odasaku..."

On the wasteland, dewy roses bloom gently.

――Dazai is the leader of this world――

"what--"

One second he leaned over to touch Odasaku's lips, and the next second he was forced to switch without warning, and Osamu Dazai instantly became a groundhog.

That bastard who exchanged the past, don't kiss!That's not your Oda work, it's mine, mine!

However--

Osamu Dazai is very good at his own resistance to Oda.

The bastard who exchanged the past will definitely not refuse Odasaku, not only Odasaku's kiss, but more...

Osamu Dazai was bubbling bitterly.

It's mine, obviously it's all mine.

No.

Osamu Dazai couldn't swallow the breath, he stood up abruptly.

Gotta get revenge.

Wait and see, let me see where your Odasaku is.

Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone, and sure enough, he found Sakunosuke Oda's number right away, and was about to dial it, when he suddenly stopped: Wait, why is there no call record?and--

Osamu Dazai looked at the surrounding environment: This place is so strange, it seems to be the site of PortMafia, but it seems to be more gloomy than my impression.

So, did I join PortMafia in this world like I did in the first world?

It's too bad to work for a perverted lolicon or something, right?

Osamu Dazai curled his lips in a low mood.

At this moment, Zhongyuan Zhong also came in: "The leader..."

leader?

Osamu Dazai looked around and made sure there was no one else, so—

The dark dwarf was indeed calling him chief.

Osamu Dazai froze for a moment: Did I kill that perverted lolicon?I still have such a possibility?

"Hey, be more serious, bastard!" Nakahara couldn't help but clenched his fists as he watched Osamu Dazai who was obviously wandering.

What was the dwarf's name?

Osamu Dazai thought seriously: I remember that Mr. Ranpo seemed to call him... Hat-kun?

……never mind.

Osamu Dazai chose to give up the title.

"I'm listening." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "Hey, do you know where Odasaku is?"

"What the hell are you trying to do?" Nakahara Nakaya frowned, he felt that Dazai Osamu was a bit strange today, but he couldn't tell what was wrong, "Oda Saku? You mean Oda Sakunosuke of the Armed Detective Agency? You know him?... No, you probably haven't seen him at all, have you?"

a bolt from the blue!

In this world, I and Oda Saku are actually in opposing camps?Even, have you never met?

Osamu Dazai stared at the number belonging to Sakunosuke Oda that had never been dialed on the phone screen, and began to doubt his life.

So, this me, could it be that I have a crush on Odasaku?

Tch, for the sake of being so pitiful, I'll help you out.

Come back with revenge.

...Just by the way, definitely not coveting Odasaku who is secretly in love with me in this world.

Soon, Osamu Dazai sent (run) Nakahara Chuya with a few words of encouragement.

He took off the bandages wrapped around his face, put on a fresh outfit, and went out refreshed.

After hesitating for a while, Dazai Osamu did not go directly to the Armed Detective Agency, but dialed Edogawa Ranpo's number: "Good afternoon, Mr. Ranpo, I would like to ask you for a favor."

Armed Detective Agency.

Edogawa Ranpo hung up the phone, and muttered in a low voice: "It's really cunning... Forget it, for the sake of..., Ranpo-sama will reluctantly help you..."

"Oda-kun, I have a mission for you. By the way, you can go alone, and Akutagawa will not follow you."

"I see, Mr. Ranpo."

Lupine Bar.

Oda Sakunosuke recalled what Edogawa Ranpo had said, pushed the door open and walked in.

A strange young man smiled and waved to him: "Odasaku, you are here."

Is it him?

"What can I do for you?" Oda Sakunosuke ordered a glass of distilled wine and sat down beside him, "Mr. Ranpo said, you are another world... my friend."

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips unhappily: "It's not just friends, Mr. Ranpo must have told you, Odasaku is not allowed to secretly change concepts!"

Osamu Dazai seemed to be a little drunk. Since he hadn't been exposed to the sun all year round, his face was already whiter than ordinary people, with a kind of sickly beauty that aroused pity. It looked less haggard and more charming.

He is very beautiful.

Even the way she complains quietly is cute.

Oda Sakunosuke thought this in his heart, and couldn't help being stunned for a moment. He never thought that one day he would use words such as beautiful and cute to describe a man.However, the young man in front of him can't be called a man, he looks too childish.

"Sorry, Mr. Ranpo did say something else... I was a little surprised." Oda Sakunosuke raised his glass.

"Really?" Osamu Dazai approached him with a smile and asked, "After Odasaku saw me, was he still surprised?"

Breathing and smelling, Osamu Dazai's breath carried a faint aroma of wine.

Oda Sakunosuke suddenly felt a little thirsty, he silently drank the distilled wine in the glass in one gulp, and said softly, "I seem to understand a little bit."

There was no doubt in those iris-colored eyes, they were full of trust and reliance on him wholeheartedly.

It's an addictive look.

It didn't seem strange that he in another world would fall in love with such a person.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing, laughing unsteadily.

Oda Sakunosuke stretched out his hand to support Dazai Osamu, and Dazai Osamu slipped into Oda Sakunosuke's arms, raised his head and smiled at him in a daze.

Oda Sakunosuke did not push away Dazai Osamu.

His heartbeat suddenly became faster, and he looked down at Osamu Dazai, Oda Sakunosuke said in a strange way: "Will you go home with me?"

After finishing speaking, Oda Sakunosuke was stunned.

Dazai Osamu did not give Oda Sakunosuke time to react, he stretched out his arms to hook Oda Sakunosuke's neck, kissed the corner of Oda Sakunosuke's mouth, and said naturally, "Okay."

Isn't he drunk?However, he didn't seem to be drunk.

So, am I drunk?

Oda Sakunosuke thought seriously.

Osamu Dazai said softly, "Take me home, Odasaku."

"...Okay." Oda Sakunosuke gave up thinking.

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