Thousands suspect that cannon fodder has been reborn

Today, as usual, at 07:30 in the morning, Shi Huai had already woken up, squinted his eyes and went to the bathroom to wash up.

Before washing his face, Shi Huai was always in a state of mind wandering. If someone asked him something, he could answer it. As for whether the answer was correct or not, it was not certain.

For example, now, Gu Jingxian just woke up, wearing dark blue pajamas, resting his elbows on the bathroom doorknob, and yawning long.

He asked Shi Huai who was still brushing his teeth: "I'll take you to a place today. Let's see if you can take a day off from your live broadcast today."

With a toothbrush in his mouth, he kept nodding his head: "Yeah, I don't think it tastes too good either."

Gu Jingxian: "?"

Forget it, he should have known long ago that Shi Huai was sleepwalking before washing his face.

The bathroom is not big, it is not difficult to accommodate two big men, but it is a bit difficult to accommodate two big men in front of the sink.

Gu Jingxian ignored it, leaned closer, and began to squeeze toothpaste beside him: "Do you remember what day it is today?"

Unwilling to give up, he started asking Shi Huai questions again.

This time Shi Huai heard clearly, but did not answer.

He is so tired.

Why is it so hard to fall asleep and even harder to wake up?

Why is that?

He didn't have the strength to speak at all, so he could only reply with his mind: I don't know.

Gu Jingxian sighed, and resigned himself to waiting for Shi Huai to wake up.

However, for some reason today, Shi Huai didn't say a word until they went downstairs to have breakfast together.

"A medium portion of signature meatball rice noodles and a large portion of vermicelli, with all the ingredients added." After Gu Jingxian ordered the order skillfully, Huai sat on the seat blankly when he found it.

Gu Jingxian poured him a cup of morning tea: "What's the matter? Are you in a bad mood early in the morning?"

Shi Huai shook his head, but he couldn't say anything, he was inexplicably depressed.

The two breakfast dishes were served quickly, with colorful toppings sprinkled on them, and before you even started eating, you could already smell the mixed aroma of chopped green onion and meat, which whetted your appetite.

Gu Jingxian: "Let's go to a place later, you can apply for a day off with the administrator of your live broadcast."

Only then did Shi Huai regain some energy: "Do you want to play for a day?"

Gu Jingxian handed him a pair of hot black chopsticks, without much explanation, just vaguely said: "Almost."

Shi Huai didn't doubt that there was him, nodded, and went to ask for leave before breakfast.

Asking for leave went very smoothly. Although I am an anchor, there are always one or two days every year when something happens, and the administrator is also very understanding, almost instant approval.

Shi Huai thought that Gu Jingxian was going to take him shopping, or to scenic spots, amusement parks, and other places to play, but when he got there, he realized that he was actually going to visit a magic show.

Shi Huai's eyes glowed.

Recently, because of Gu Jingxian, he was really interested in magic, and even pestered Gu Jingxian to tell him the principle, but he didn't expect Gu Jingxian to perform it again without telling him.

Furiously, Shi Huai searched for tutorials on the Internet, but he couldn't find Gu Jingxian's magic trick. Instead, he learned a lot of other magic tricks, all of which were very interesting and easy to learn.

He excitedly performed for Gu Jingxian, and the other party also cooperated with amazing expressions and movements to encourage him.

Due to the exaggerated tone and movements, Shi Huai once suspected that the other party was connoting him.

So I quietly bought a famous magic tutorial for self-study, and learned a lot of useful words, such as magic tricks, you need to learn puns, poker magic tricks, you need to learn to use key cards, and the wonderful thing about magic tricks is to surprise the audience and let them In a state of doubt.

He studied it seriously, and finally applied these theories to Gu Jingxian's magic tricks, and found that the opponent didn't play cards according to the routine, and he still didn't find the opponent's flaw.

He wondered for a long time, but became more interested in magic.

Now there is a live magic show to watch, and he is overjoyed.

"Are we seated at the front?"

Gu Jingxian said ambiguously: "It should be."

After Shi Huai went in, he realized that Gu Jingxian's "should be" was too modest.

Under the magician's performance stage, there are two empty seats that are very eye-catching, because there are only two seats in the first row.

Shi Huai was shocked and said, "Did you go through the back door?"

Gu Jingxian shrugged: "Probably."

Shi Huai: "..."

Then it must be.

I don't know if it is to create an atmosphere, the whole auditorium is very dark.

Shi Huai silently began to review the theory of the magic book in his mind, eager to see if he could see any flaws later.

However, when the opening time was approaching, a thin man in a suit came out with a microphone in his hand: "I'm sorry, everyone, there is some traffic jam on the road, Mr. Meng Yu, please wait a moment, ladies and gentlemen..."

The audience was actually quite quiet. After hearing this, some people began to whisper.

Afterwards, the man who looked like the host looked at his phone and said with a smile, "Ms. Meng Yu has arrived in Taoluo District now, please wait."

The audience became restless and exploded.

There is no other reason. Taoluo District is at least half an hour away from here. They came here to watch the show, and now the show is delayed for half an hour. They feel that they can't bear it.

"Refund! Refund!" Some people have already started shouting.

When one person started, the follow-up voice naturally became louder and louder.

Shi Huai was stunned, what kind of operation is this?

Seeing that the hall has exploded, but the host is still unhurried, raising his hand to signal for silence, how can he be quiet at this time?

5 minutes until the opening act.

They don't want to read it, so what's the point of making customers wait?Stop serving!money back!

They only heard that this magician is famous abroad, but what does this have to do with them?

Someone said: "I heard that Meng Yu is very famous abroad. He has never been in such a situation. He was late like this in China? Don't know if he came earlier? Is there a difference between domestic and foreign countries! While trying to earn our money, while No respect for us! We don’t care, return the money quickly!”

Now that it has been directly upgraded to the national level, everyone is not calm anymore, and they are booing one after another, filled with righteous indignation.

"Wait a minute, I'll communicate with Teacher Meng Yu right away." The host was not at all confused even in the face of such a scene.

Not long after, a magnetic and pleasant male voice was heard throughout the auditorium.

"Ah, I'm sorry everyone, I apologize for causing you an unpleasant viewing experience." The voice was not in a hurry, "It's really because the traffic is too congested, and I am also very distressed."

"The matter has come to this, I have no choice but to use my nirvana to teleport, and there is still about 1 minute before the opening, why don't you all count down to 60 seconds, at '0', I will appear in front of everyone."

Everyone looked forward, only to find that the host used the microphone to release the voice on WeChat.

Some people have already discovered that this late arrival is simply a performance by Meng Yu, and excitedly began to look around to see where people could hide.

Shi Huai is no exception.

He has also seen this routine.

He has already looked towards the stage, there is a curtain on the stage, and it is very likely that it is hidden there.

The result was beyond everyone's expectations.

A man slowly came out from behind the host with a decent smile on his face.

"hiss--"

So this magician has been hiding behind the host?

Meng Yu also guessed what everyone was thinking, and quickly raised his hand: "Don't get me wrong, I just used my host's back as a door to get out. I can't hide behind him."

With that said, he stood behind the host again.

His head was exposed above the host's head, as if to prevent everyone from believing, he even squatted and tried various positions: "No matter what, one of the shoulders, head and legs will be exposed."

Meng Yu's figure is stronger than that of the host, and he really can't hide it no matter what.

The applause came like a heat wave.

Shi Huai held his breath in disbelief.

Next, Meng Yu also performed a lot of magic tricks, the techniques were very gorgeous and very artistic, and Shi Huai couldn't help but immerse himself in it.

Suddenly, Meng Yu invited Gu Jingxian to the stage and asked him: "Let me teach you a magic trick, but I want to know if you have brought your lover to watch my performance?"

Gu Jingxian nodded.

Meng Yu's smile deepened: "Okay, then please wait for me for 10 minutes, and teach this friend a magic trick so that he can transform his beloved."

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Shi Huai was short of breath when Gu Jingxian nodded, and his hands curled up unconsciously.

Ten minutes later, Meng Yu asked Gu Jingxian to invite his lover to the stage. Gu Jingxian came down and went up holding Shi Huai's hand.

Meng Yu said: "I just found out that today is an important day for this couple."

Standing on the stage and being watched by so many people, Shi Huai's head was already in a daze, and he couldn't remember what important day Meng Yu was talking about.

And the people below gave enough face to boo enthusiastically.

Gu Jingxian actually folded a rose with a tissue on the spot.

Because the operation is very simple, it will be completed quickly.

Gu Jingxian put the paper rose into the big hat in his hand.

He said, "Put your hand in and have a look."

Shi Huai was very nervous, and joked: "Could it be some boneless and cold-blooded reptile?"

Gu Jing said nothing, just looked at him quietly.

Shi Huai reached in and found only a paper rose inside: "Huh?"

Gu Jing laughed casually: "I want you to make sure that there is nothing in it except paper roses."

Shi Huai: "..."

Damn it, when he goes back, he must crumple Gu Jingxian's undried clothes, so that he can wear them out so that he can't see anyone!

Afterwards, Gu Jingxian turned the hat upside down and put it under his palm: "Guess what's inside?"

Shi Huai: "The poisonous centipede will bite you to death."

The audience off the field laughed together.

As the hat is slowly pulled up, a white and furry object is gradually exposed to the scene.

When all this thing was exposed, Shi Huai's eyes widened.

This turned out to be a puppet cat!

The beautiful and cute little puppet cat obediently sat on Gu Jingxian's hand, looking at Shi Huai with sea-blue cat eyes.

Shi Huai's heart froze, and his mouth opened uncontrollably.

Gu Jingxian held the puppet cat and placed it in front of him: "Don't you want to buy it? This is for you."

Shi Huai has been wanting to buy a pet for a long time, but he hasn't decided what to buy yet. Just a while ago, he told Gu Jingxian that he wanted to buy a puppet cat, but due to various delays, he didn't purchase.

Unexpectedly, today, the cute puppet cat would appear in front of him in such a fantasy way, and belong to him.

Shi Huai stretched out his hand to pick it up.

When he caught it firmly, there was a sudden explosion above his head, and colorful flowers scattered all over the sky.

Shi Huai was dumbfounded, looking at Gu Jingxian with a somewhat silly look.

Gu Jingxian only smiled and said, "Happy birthday."

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone present, including Meng Yu, followed suit and said, "Happy birthday—!"

It turned out that this turned out to be a long-planned birthday present.

Unlike his last birthday, which was full of pain, sadness and unpleasant memories, this time his birthday was grand and surprising.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-09-0423:47:32~2021-09-0600:14:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 15 bottle of Paimon delicious;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!