[Fairy Tail] Denisa

Baby, what's the next stage? "

Husband: "Divorce."

The wife asked, "How long has your secretary been in the company?"

"Two or three years." Husband replied.

The wife asked again: "How do you look?"

Husband: "Average!"

Wife: "What about your figure?"

Husband: "It's okay!"

Wife: "Where are you wearing clothes?"

Husband: "Quite fast!"

Three beauties are chatting together.

A beautiful woman said: "One egg can hatch a chick. I have to eat several chickens every day."

Another beauty went on to say: "What are you doing! I eat fish eggs every day, and a fish egg is a small fish. I eat thousands of fish every day!"

After hearing this, the third beauty covered her mouth and ran away.

Wife: "Hey! Dead ghost, why don't you hurry up and pick up my mother at the station."

Husband: "I dare not go."

Wife: "Why is that?"

Husband: "I dare not disobey my orders. You have stipulated that I should not touch any women except you!"

MM went shopping and saw a waiter selling a new doll.

Just shout: "Yeah!" It can move its left leg.Shout: "Ah!" It will move its right leg.

MM thought it was fun, so she bought one and went back.

As a result, that puppet ran away from home that night!

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Author's Note: I'm sorry that I haven't updated it for so many days, but I really don't have time for Xiaoice, but I will update the previous one as soon as I have time.Xiaobing will never give up! ! ~~Thank you readers for your love for my article! ~~O(∩_∩)O~! !

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Cancer

"Closed for three years!?"

Oberlo got behind Lucy "he finally realized my greatness!"

Lucy dodged Oberlo's sneak attack again and said, "No! He is fighting with his own dignity! If he doesn't write, his family will be in danger, but a book with an idiot like you as the protagonist, as a writer It is unacceptable in terms of self-esteem!"

"How do you know me in such detail?"

Lucy raised the book slightly and said, "It's all in this book!"

Obelo was puzzled, "I have read this book too, but Mchaleou never appeared."

"Of course, if you look at it in a general way, this is a clumsy book that will disappoint even book fans, but you also know it? Kem; Chaleo was originally a wizard."

"Could it be that…"

"He used his last strength to cast magic on this book!"

Only then did Obelo understand what had happened, and he trembled with anger, "As long as the magic is removed, will there be articles full of hatred for me? How...is this unreasonable!?" Obelo tried harder to get back his own evidence .

"Your understanding is really superficial! Indeed, this book has written the entire description process, but what Kemchaleou wants to leave behind is not this kind of thing, there are other secrets in the book."

Hubby looked confused, drooling and asked, "What is it?! What is it?!"

"You... what are you talking about?"

Lucy became angry, "So, this book can't be given to you... It should be said that you don't even have the qualifications to own it!!" Then she took out the key and "Open it! The door of Cancer~Cancer"

"Cancer" a man who looks like a crab appeared.

Hubby looked at Cancer with flickering eyes and said, "Here comes the crab! Every sentence he said must be followed by the word crab! There is no mistake! Because it is a crab!!! I know, this is a habit, Ha ha!!"

Lucy tried her best to ignore Happy's words and threatened, "I want to concentrate... If you keep talking, I will crush you into cat meat!"

Cancer made a handsome gesture, "Lucy, what haircut do you want today? Shrimp."

Hubby was stunned, holding his face hard, "Shrimp!!!"

"You should wait and see the situation..." Lucy pointed at Oberlo and said, "The battle has begun, kill that bearded old man!"

"OK. Shrimp."

Hubby, stricken against the wall, said, "I thought it was going to be a straight punch, but it felt like an uppercut. Ummm...you can let him go back."

"You should go back!"

"There are other secrets!? Could it be that he wrote about the shady scenes in my many careers!?? Too bad, if it falls into the hands of the review committee, wouldn't I be finished?" The more Obelu thought about it, the more frightened she became, So I put my heart out and said, "Open it up! The Gate of Virgo ~ Barooge"

"what!"

"Same magic as Lucy!"

Once again, Ballou came up from the floor and called "Did you call me, master?"

"Balooge, quickly take back that book!"

Lucy looked at Baruch and said, "No way! Is this guy a protoss?"

"Shrimp rice!"

"what!"

Suddenly, everyone saw clearly that there were two figures on Balooge's shoulders.

"Natsu! Denisa!?"

I looked at the surrounding scenery in confusion, and scratched my head with my spare hand, "Ah, why am I here?"

At the same time, everyone asked in disbelief, "Why did you appear with Baluch!?" "How did you do it!?"

Natsu said on Balug's huge shoulders "What the hell... this guy started to move, so we followed her, and all of a sudden... we don't know what's going on!"

I nodded to agree with what he said, sniffed the air around me, covered my nose and complained, "That's it... But if you want to fight, can't you find a place where the air can circulate? It stinks in here!"

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真传

"...It's not important, okay? And it's better to say "catch" than "follow her"! "

Lucy couldn't accept it and shouted with her head in her arms, "Could it be that...humans can pass through the astral world! This is impossible!!!"

"Don't worry about such trivial matters, Natsu will leave it to me this time!" Lucy recovered at the speed of light. "Lucy, how should I cooperate with you?" I raised my hand and asked.

Lucy pulled out the whip behind her and said without thinking, "Huh? Don't let that guy block me."

"understood."

I wrapped the flame around my hand and said, "OK~ I'll let you see my strengths!...Fire Dragon's Iron Fist" I kicked Virgo away, exposing Obelu who was hiding behind Virgo.

And Lucy also took the opportunity to whip the unsuspecting Obelo into an M shape, "I won't let you escape to the ground again! People like you..." and threw him in front of Cancer.

Cancer neatly cut off the hair on his head with the scissors in his hand, "Is it okay for the guest to have this hairstyle? Shrimp."

"...Being a supporting role is enough."

Natsu hooked my neck, looked at Cancer and said, "Haha~ You are quite capable! Crab... shrimp?!!"

"Ah... From now on, Naz, give your hair to Cancer, just to save a lot of money!"

Naz stroked his hair and said with horror, "What if he accidentally cuts my hair like that old man!?"

I looked at Naz solemnly, imagining how he would look when he became bald, and smiled and said, "Pfft! Isn't that great? It can also let your whole head say hello to Uncle Sun."

"Greetings to Uncle Sun... By the way, don't make up your own mind, okay!?"

When Natsu and I were playing tricks, the whole mansion also began to shake, it seemed that it finally couldn't stand our torture, and slowly fell down in front of us.

Natsu put his hands behind his head and praised, "You did a wonderful job, Lucy! You are worthy of being the wizard of Fairy Tail!"

I looked at Lucy seriously and said, "Lucy, it seems that you have already won the true inheritance of our Fairy Tail!"

"Love! But destroying things again."

"Is it my fault?... But I don't want this kind of true biography!"

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Honeydew Papa

Lucy held "Sunrise" and said, "This book is very poor in terms of structure and writing. It is hard to imagine that it was written by Kom Chaleou."

"So?" Natsu asked idiotically.

I tilted my head and thought about it, and said clearly, "That's why Lucy, you need some time to read this book." A famous writer suddenly wrote a bad book, either he had a brain twitch, or there was something inside.

"Well, I think there must be some secret in this book.