[Fairy Tail] Denisa

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Because the cute anthropomorphic stealing Ying, Hong Ying, Jun/Jue Ying>∨⊙☆So I recommend everyone to watch the healing animation HTF~ Please don’t watch it with the company of adults~ What~

Protoss Mage (1)

On the other hand, Lucy hid in the sewer and read the entire "Sunrise".

Lucy sighed in disbelief and said, "No... I didn't expect that there would be such a secret..."

Suddenly, Obelo emerged from the wall behind Lucy, grabbed her hands firmly and asked, "What did you find, tell me the secret in the book!"

Lucy endured the pain and shouted, "You...you enemy of literature!!"

Oberlo maintained this posture, "Enemies of literature? How dare you say such things to a great and educated person like me!"

"A man who is happy with a strange maid is uneducated..."

"Don't look down on my blond maid!!" Obelo leaned out a little more, staring greedily at "Sunrise" and said, "Is it a treasure map? Or a place to hide property? What's the secret of this book? ? Say it! If you don’t say it, you will break your hand!”

Lucy turned her head hard to make a face at Oberlo.

Seeing that Lucy was uninterested, Obelo increased his strength, "Don't toast and refuse to eat fine wine! Little girl! I asked Comchaleou to write this book for me, so the secrets in the book also belong to mine!"

Just when Lucy couldn't bear it any longer, Happy greeted Oberu's face with two little paws, and successfully rescued Lucy.

"Happy! Well done! Awesome!"

"Hey~" Happy's heroic image turned into foam and disappeared without a trace when he fell into the sewage.

Oberlo looked at Happy, who was blocking his good deeds, and asked fiercely, "Damn it! What's the matter with this cat?"

"Boom, Osubabi. Goo, goo." (I'm Hobby.)

When Lucy saw that Hubby had no intention of leaving the sewage, she couldn't help saying, "Come up quickly."

"Pu Gu, although in... Fen Sufu." (It's very comfortable in the water.)

Lucy said blackly, "This is the sewer." She picked up the key, "The situation has reversed. If you give me this book, I can let you go, although I really want to punch you!"

"Oh yo yo~ Is it protoss magic? But you still call yourself a literary girl, you used the wrong word! The so-called "reversal of the situation" refers to the situation where the situation is reversed.Just adding a cat will not be able to crack our magic "Earth Diving"! "Obelu dived into the ground after saying that. (It's like a gopher-_-|||)

"This is earth magic, and that Obelu is also a mage."

Lucy flexibly dodged Obelu's sneak attacks from all directions "The content of this book is the terrible adventure novel of the protagonist Obelo!"

Hubby took the time to avoid the splashing gravel and asked, "What's that?"

"Oh yo yo, I'm suitable as the protagonist, but the content of this book is too clumsy, but it's unforgivable for Mchaleou to write such a bad book!"

"It's obvious that you forced him to write it, yet you're still so brazen!"

"Big words? My generation is great! It is a great honor to be able to write a book for my generation!"

"You threatened others to write it, didn't you!"

"threaten?"

Oberlo said with a look of embarrassment, "So what? It's because he refused to write voluntarily."

"What kind of reason is that!"

Oberou swam on the floor and said, "I asked him to write a book with me as the main character, but that idiot refused, so I told him that if he didn't write it, I would deprive all his relatives of their civil rights."

"If your civil rights are deprived, you can't join the craftsman's guild of the merchant's guild, right? Does this guy have so much power?"

"Eventually he wrote it, but it annoyed me that he rejected me once, so I put him in jail and wrote, oh yo yo yo! Smashed that guy's self-esteem!"

"To do this for personal desire, what do you want! During the three years of being imprisoned in prison, do you know what kind of mood he has?"

Because the cute anthropomorphic stealing Ying, Hong Ying, Jun/Jue Ying>∨⊙☆So I recommend everyone to watch the healing animation HTF~ Please don’t watch it with the company of adults~ What~

make up

I'm sorry, I didn't post it because I didn't have time, so I'll post a joke to make up for it now

A female reporter interviews an old woman!

The female reporter asked: "What do you think about setting off firecrackers casually in the city?"

Granny: "How else can I see it? Just climb up the window!"

A young man sat at the door of the bird's nest, looking depressed.

The security guard came over and asked, "Didn't you get the tickets for the Rolling Stones' 30-year concert today?"

The young man took out two tickets.The security guard asked him in surprise why he didn't go in.

The young man said: "I originally wanted to ask the girl I had a crush on and call her. The girl asked what the concert was, but as soon as I said a word, the phone died!!!"

The man ordered shark fin fried rice, but he couldn't find the shark fin with three pairs of chopsticks!

The man approached the chef and asked angrily, "Can you tell me where the shark's fin is?"

The chef said: "My name is shark's fin!"

In the subway, a man and a woman quarreled.After arriving at the station, the woman got off the bus.

When the woman just got out of the car, she hesitated for a moment, rushed up and slapped the man, turned around and ran away.

As a result, a group of people came up and pushed the woman back, but they didn't get out of the car.

Then the man rushed up and kicked the woman.

The woman fights back.After that, they kept fighting and scolding each other.

Then after passing the N station, it has not stopped.

At this moment, a strong man suddenly yelled: "Fuck! I've watched you guys fight!"

The neighbor asked the gambler's wife: "Your husband went to the casino again last night. How was the outcome?"

The wife replied: "The car he was in when he went there was worth $10, and the car he was in when he came back was worth $[-]!"

The neighbor was overjoyed: "Oh! He won."

The wife explained: "Where, he took our car when he went there, and took the bus when he went home."

A salesman knocked on a door.

A little boy with a cigar in his mouth and a half bottle of liquor in his hand opened the door.

The shop assistant asked the boy, "Excuse me, are your mom and dad home?"

The boy replied, "What do you think?"

Music teacher: "Children, we have to answer the call to sing popular songs, Xiao Ming, you come first!"

Xiao Ming: "Get up, people who don't want to be slaves! Put us..."

"Crack!" The music teacher slapped him up, "What reactionary things are you doing at such a young age!"

The man was beaten and police rushed to the scene to deal with it.

**Ask the man: "Can you describe the face of the person who hit you?"

The man said aggrievedly: "Of course, I was beaten for describing his appearance!"

The man asked the boss: "Is the business okay recently?"

Boss: "Don't mention it, it sucks! I only sold one yesterday, and today is even worse!"

Man: "Didn't you sell any of them?"

Boss: "Today, the customer returned the clothes he bought yesterday."

The female prisoners in a women's prison are fighting, and the prison management staff can't pull them away.

Finally, the warden lost his temper and rushed to the microphone.

He picked up the microphone and shouted: "You guys cut the cucumbers for today's dinner and cut them into slices!"

After the female prisoner heard this, she immediately stopped!

Dad picks up his son from kindergarten at night.

On the way, the son said to his father, "Dad, I'm tired."

Dad said: "When we count to three, Dad will take you away, okay?"

The son happily agreed.

Then, Dad shouted loudly: "Get ready, walk together! 121121..."

Two idiots were sitting together, and suddenly one idiot slapped the other heavily.

The fool who was beaten asked: "Are you really beating or joking?"

The fool who beat someone got angry: "Of course it was a real beating!"

The fool who was beaten was relieved and said, "Fortunately, it was a real beating. I don't joke with people."

When the man wiped his mouth, he accidentally punctured the paper towel!

The man said happily: "Oh! Fortunately, I wiped my mouth."

Female teacher supervises pupils doing homework.

While writing, a student suddenly put down his pen!

Full of resentment, he shouted: "I hate Qin Shihuang! He burned books, but he didn't finish burning them!"

The wife stood in front of the mirror and looked at it carefully, and found that she was so ugly, she couldn't help crying!

The husband who sat by and watched for a long time said: "If you look in the mirror once in a while and you are so sad, then what should I do when I look at you every day."

If the wife does not abide by women's morals, the husband can't bear it!

Husband says to wife, "I think we can take our relationship to the next level."

The wife smiled and asked: "Aren't we husband and wife? We also had two