Bad Boy Farming

Wide angle is not a fuel-efficient lamp, if Zhang Li didn't suppress it, this kid would have gone to Zhang Dali's house with his friends to make trouble.

And he was unhappy that he didn't go to Zhang Lanshi, Da Niu and San Niu came here first, Kuang Jiao secretly rubbed his hands, if he took the opportunity to beat up these two bad cows, his mother would probably not say him.

Today's Erniu is the best of the best, and the shrewd people in Zhangjia Village are no match for him. Seeing that Guangjiao's tone was wrong, Erniu dragged him aside if he didn't want to cause trouble, and asked Mr. Zhang Niu, "What's the matter with you?"

"What's the matter? Huh!" San Niu, who was born a few months later than Er Niu, gave Er Niu a blank look, pointed at him and said, "Don't even think about coming to our house for dinner again!"

That's it?Er Niu was drunk, and wanted to scold him, crazy!

"You don't need to tell me about this, the aunt has already told me, if there is nothing else, we will leave." Er Niu said.

"Wait a minute!" Daniel said, "Don't pass by our house in the future."

"it is good!"

"Why?"

The wide-angle voice sounded at the same time as Erniu.

Da Niu said, "Er Niu knows why. He knows that he is an evil star and still sees the sky wandering around in the village... Zhang Guangjiao, let me tell you, your family will sooner or later be called by this evil star!"

"What happens to our family has nothing to do with you!" Guangjiao said with a horizontal eyebrow, "If you are idle, I advise you to change clothes quickly."

"What does it have to do with my clothes?" Daniel was taken aback, wondering why Guangjiao said that.

Guangjiao has been sleeping in Erniu's house for the past few days. He is disgusted by Erniu every day like shit. He washes his hands after eating, washing his hands by picking his feet, washing his hands when he pees, and he has to be clean from the inside out when he goes to bed... …

Now I only saw a piece of dust on Daniel's sleeve, so I pinched my nose and yelled loudly, "You don't even smell what you smell like on your body, you don't know how to change your clothes on such a hot day, you might see people if they are so rotten." Yes. Let me see, even if Brother Er Niu doesn’t go to your house, the strange smell on your clothes can make your whole family sick.”

"Brother, what's the smell on you?" As soon as Guangjiao's voice fell, San Niu took a step back and asked.

"I, what can I smell like?" Daniel raised his arms and lay down on his clothes to smell it, "Hey, why does it smell like pig shit..."

That's because you just cleaned the pigsty.San Niu took another two steps back, and said loudly, "Brother, go home and change your clothes, I don't want to get sick."

Daniu heard Guangjiao's laughter, glared at his younger brother, pointed at Guangjiao and said, "Wait for me!" Turned around and left.

As soon as San Niu saw that Daniel had left, he ran back too hastily.

Seeing these two brothers like this, Er Niu, who is so scumbag, couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with Da Niu and San Niu? Didn't they both vent their anger from the same nostril before?" The two brothers were bullying, but fortunately they still wanted Er Niu to feed the pigs and grass for them, so they didn't dare to bully them too much.

“别说你不晓得啊。大牛眼看着要娶媳妇了，张二力要给大牛盖新房，三牛闹着也要新房……三牛前天被张蓝氏逮住揍一顿……”说Looking at the wide angle for a pause, Er Niu frowned, "You, you don't really know, do you?"

Er Niu didn't answer and asked instead, "Then do you know why Da Niu came here just now?"

Guangjiao said, "My father and mother went to find the village chief, and let the village chief teach Zhang Lanshi a lesson." He patted Er Niu on the shoulder as he said, "You can rest assured now. .”

Er Niu didn't take the matter of getting married at all, he thought that the two brothers were planning to beat him up when he saw Daniu coming over.Who would have thought, who would have thought that the methods used by rural teenagers to trouble others would be so naive, so naive as to be ridiculous.

Er Niu nodded and said, "Don't worry! Let's go to see the lotus now, and then go to your house to pluck the pig hair."

Guang Jiao curled his mouth, "Can't we not pluck the pig hair?" Seeing that Er Niu didn't say anything about pig hair brushes these days, Guang Jiao thought he had forgotten.

"Okay." With a smile on Guangjiao's face, Er Niu said, "Then do you want copper coins?"

"...I want it." Guangjiao said reluctantly, "Brother Erniu, you haven't done your three-acre beach yet, let's go and pull out the grass in your field first." It takes a day to wait. Anyway, brother Erniu said that pigs moult in July, and when this July is over...hehe...see how Brother Erniu handles the brush.

Erniu didn't know what Guangjiao was thinking, but he said anyway, "I haven't decided what to plant on the beach, don't worry!" Then he tugged at Guangjiao's arm, "Hurry up, the sun will rise later, The pigsty should be so smelly that no one can enter."

Guang Jiao saw that he couldn't escape, so he ran towards the river with the plan of early death and early reincarnation, pulling Er Niu.

Seeing them running so fast, some villagers joked, "Er Niu, do you want to jump into the river again?"

"Yes. Go back and catch me in the river." Er Niu finished speaking with a smile. The person who had spoken earlier was startled, and when he got home, he murmured to his wife, "This Er Niu, jumping into the river once made him lively. "

His in-laws answered, "What's the matter? In the past, Erniu worked tirelessly for Zhang Dali's family and couldn't get enough to eat. Erli's broken body also had to be served by Erniu... Now Erniu is alone. The whole family will not be hungry after eating enough." Then he murmured, "It's much better to live with Garlic's family again than with Dali's family, Erniu can't be happy."

The man thought about it too, "Maybe Er Niu's life will get better and better."

His mother-in-law curled her lips and said, "Ordinary people say that it is better to bully the white-bearded man than to bully the young and poor. Just watch, there will be a day when she, Zhang Lan, will regret it."

Just when the couple was optimistic about Er Niu, Er Niu and Guang Jiao came to the river.Guangjiao pointed to pieces of green umbrella canopies and said to Er Niu, "I told you that you still don't believe me, there are all leaves left, not a single river flower."

Er Niu came closer and saw that it was indeed a lotus leaf, Er Niu was satisfied at once.However, Er Niu thought that it would take some time before he could dig the lotus root, so he pretended to ask, "Wang Jiao, are the river flowers still blooming?"

Wide Angle shook his head, "It won't bloom, it will bloom next year." After a pause, "Brother Er Niu, why are you asking this?"

Er Niu said, "The lotus can make a lot of delicious food."

"Ah" Guangjiao drooled when he heard the food, "Then, can't we wait until next year?"

"Next year will be soon. I'm afraid that someone will turn around and dig up the root of the river flower, and then we won't see anything next year." Er Niu said worriedly.

Guangjiao said, "Don't worry about this, no one digs these things. Even if someone digs, those little girls in our village don't want to."

Er Niu is really relieved now.Pulling Guangjiao into the pigsty with all his strength, seeing Guangdan and Guangbai lying on the door of the pigsty watching them, Er Niu said casually, "If you two are fine, come and help us."

Guangbai was only ten years old, the youngest child in the family, and Guangjiao didn't take him with him when he went out to play. Now when Er Niu called him, he rolled up his sleeves and walked in, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Er Niu couldn't explain, so he said, "Guangdan, go get me a sewing box."

"Why do you want that?" The 14-year-old girl had a really pretty smile on her face, and she didn't bat an eyelid, "If you're told to go, you can go and ask Yedo what you're doing."

"Hmph! It's so beautiful to ask me to bring you things." Guang Dan turned around and walked outside.

Er Niu wanted to help Guangjiao's family get rich, so he said, "Guangbai, find a bamboo box, I'll be useful."

Guangbai looked at his brother and Erniu brother, seeing that the two brothers didn't tell him what to do, he obediently went to find the box.However, when he came back again, he saw that the hands of the two elder brothers were full of pig hairs.

"Why are you plucking pig hair?" Guangdan's little face turned pale with fright, and he realized later, "Brother, you asked our father and mother to go shopping for you at the carpenter's shop in the county yesterday, did you just In order to send our parents away? Also, Brother Er Niu, did you intend to drive my sister away just now?"

Er Niu was stunned, he had a big temper, and the weather was so hot, the temperature was more than 30 degrees before Sishi, and he was sweating as soon as he entered the pigsty...too lazy to chat with Guangdan becomes intentional.

But this is just right, and before the pig hair brush was made, the little girl in Guangdan made it known to everyone.So he gave the wide angle a wink, and the wide angle patted his younger brother's head, "We count you as smart!"

Guangbai opened his mouth, and when he saw his elder brother staring, he realized that his elder brother didn't praise him when he said he was smart.But now that his parents are not at home, Guangbai can only wrinkle his face and watch the two old sows at home being pulled out bald by his two brothers.

Hearing the pig's whimpering, Guangbai saw a small red spot on the pig's skin with sharp eyes, and his heart throbbed with pain, "Brother, don't pull it out, the pig is about to cry."

"I didn't see whether the pig was crying or not, but I saw you were about to cry." Guang Jiao was also heartbroken when he said this, and he couldn't tell his brother that I don't want to pluck the pig hair, but I want copper coins.

Er Niu pinpointed the careful thought of wide angle, so he pulled out all the pig hairs that could be used, and did not give wide angle a chance to repent.

After an unknown amount of time, Erniu heard Guangbai sniffling, and when he looked up, he realized that little Guangbai was really crying.Er Niu wanted to rub the child's head to comfort him, but inadvertently smelled the strange smell on his hands, so he threw the wooden box to Guang Jiao, "Let's go, go to my house."

Seeing his younger brother crying with snot and tears, Guangjiao grabbed the back of his collar and said, "Why are you crying? It's not about plucking your hair. You are not as good as a pig."

"You are not as good as a pig!" Guangbai couldn't struggle with his brother, so he could only let his brother drag him into Er Niu's house.

Waiting for the two brothers to arrive at Er Niu's house, Er Niu has already taken a bath and changed into clean clothes.Seeing that it was almost noon, Er Niu asked, "Guangjiao, why haven't your father and mother come back yet?"

"My mother said that she sold the eggs and went to the fish market to see if there are fish fry." Guangjiao said and put the wooden box on the table, "Er Niu, what shall we do next?"

Er Niu thought about putting fish fry in the field in a few days, and the more than 100 copper coins in the house were not enough to buy fish fry. It seemed that he really wanted to get the bristle brush out.It's just, get it out and sell it to whom?Er Niu was worried.