Bad Boy Farming

Er Niu pretended to think about it carefully, and then said nonsense, "I remember when I jumped into the river, I saw a group of women washing clothes by the river. At that time, I didn't want to jump into the river, but no matter what I called them, they always followed me." I didn't hear anything, I just used a brush to clean my clothes..."

"What brush? Is it a mallet?" Guangjiao asked suspiciously.Seeing Er Niu staring, he quickly covered his mouth and said in a buzzing voice, "Brother Er Niu, go ahead."

"When they came home, I didn't know what to do with my health, so I followed them. I saw that when they were cooking, they didn't make pancakes or steamed rice, but twisted twists, pancakes, dried tofu...the children there ate It’s not rice cake mochi, but Sanzi, Huoyao, candied haws... Sigh, if my third uncle didn’t pull me up, I would have seen more.”

Seeing his regretful expression, Guangjiao patted him on the shoulder, "Brother Er Niu, luckily my dad dragged you up, you know, your soul is out of shell."

"But I think what I see is real." Er Niu said innocently and innocently.

"You are hallucinating, yes! It is definitely hallucination!" Guangjiao said.

Er Niu shook his head, "I don't believe it!"

"Brother, why are you so twisted." Guangjiao gritted his teeth, "If you don't believe me, ask my mother tomorrow and see what my mother says."

"Wide Angle, listen to me first."

"Say it!" Guangjiao stared.

"I told you earlier that there is a job that makes money. It's the brushes those women use when washing clothes." Er Niu said.

Wide Angle opened his eyes, "Brush? What can it do?"

Er Niu nodded, "There are many uses. Also, the brushes they use are made of pig hair. I thought you had two pigs in your house, so I told you."

"Brother, are you not joking?" Guangjiao reached out to touch his forehead, "You don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense all day? Could it be that your brain is flooded?"

President Zhang Da was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, wishing to let the boy in front of him go away, but in order to be a good person, Er Niu took a deep breath, and then took another breath, don't care, don't care... The future will be long, the future will be long... Special What, he couldn't bear it anymore!

"If you don't believe me, I'll go to your house tomorrow to get pig hair. If I make a brush, I'll take it to the county and sell it for copper coins, and you won't have any part in it."

Guang Jiao shook his head and said, "The two old sows in my family are going to give birth to piglets. If you strip them of their fur, what should I do if they won't be able to give birth to piglets later on?"

"Who is going to pluck your pig hair." Er Niu said angrily, "I want it, I want it!"

"Of course it's you." Guangjiao said, "If you don't have pig hair, what kind of pig hair brush would you make?" Don't think that he is not as smart as Brother Er Niu and Brother Er Niu can fool him with his eyes open.

Er arrogantly stood up, "I'll tell you tomorrow!"

Guangjiao caught up with him and reminded, "Brother Erniu, we're going to plant rice tomorrow, and we don't have time to spare."

"Then the day after tomorrow!" Er Niu lay down on the bed after finishing speaking, and simply pretended to be dead.

The next day, when the rooster crowed in the village, President Zhang opened his eyes and looked at the dark roof. It took him a while to realize that he was no longer the boss of a listed company in his previous life who could call the shots.

Within a day, he not only died, but was reborn as a farm boy.

I found that I didn't take off my clothes when I was sleeping, and the mosquito repellent herbs were still burning at the door... Er Niu rubbed his head, he must have jumped into the river yesterday and was reborn again, he was too tired to sleep until dawn.

Seeing that Guang Jiao was still sleeping, President Zhang saw that he was as old as his youngest son in his previous life, and also remembered that he cleaned his house yesterday, so he didn't wake him up.

Went to the stove, washed his face and rinsed his mouth, and when he saw the stove, Er Niu was lucky that he used to be a rural child.

Remembering what I told Kuan Jiao last night, I didn’t believe what I said, so I just made six pancakes with dough, and got some wild vegetables as fillings to make four fires.

Guangjiao lay on the bed and rubbed his nose vigorously, what smelled so good.Before I opened my eyes, I asked, "Mom, what are you doing?"

"I'm not your mother, get up!" Er Niu raised his hand and slapped him on the forehead, "Get up and tell Third Aunt that I've cooked dinner, so she doesn't need to bring it to us."

The boy jumped off the bed with a "thump", "Hey, why am I at your house?"

"You came here dreaming in the middle of the night, no matter how much Third Aunt pulls you back." Er Niu said without raising his head.

At this time, Guangjiao also remembered, he laughed and asked, "Brother Erniu, what are you doing?"

"Go home and tell Third Aunt first, and I'll tell you when I get back." Er Niu said.

Looking at the sackcloth on top of the steamed bun basket from a wide angle, he couldn't think of what would be under the sackcloth, which smelled as good as his mother's meat.

Seeing that Brother Er Niu wouldn't let him see, Guang Jiao put on his clothes and ran outside.As soon as Er Niu finished eating a fire, Guang Jiao ran back, and when he saw him, he yelled, "Why don't you wait for me?"

"You won't be hungry." Er Niu removed the sackcloth covering the steamed bun basket, "Look at what's inside, have you eaten?"

Wide Angle shook his head, "I haven't eaten it." Then he reached for it.

Er Niu raised his hand and slapped him, "Wash your face and wash your hands."

"I can't wash it after eating it." Guangjiao said with his mouth curled up. Seeing Brother Erniu staring, he turned around unhappily, and muttered in his mouth, Brother Erniu is so powerful, he almost surpassed his mother.

Er Niu didn't hang on to him, seeing that the wide angle was washed clean, he gave him some pancake, "Eat this first, I put an egg in this."

When the lard pancakes were eaten into the young man's mouth, the young man's eyes straightened, "Brother, dear brother, what did you make? It's so delicious." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to burn it and tasted it. There were wild vegetables in it. This wild vegetable is even more delicious than his mother's frying it with oil, "Brother, dear brother..."

"Shut up!" Er Niu's forehead hurts, "Can you eat well before you talk, and spray me with cake scum." He patted his clothes in disgust as he spoke.

Now Guangjiao is honest, but Erniu only eats two pancakes, and the rest is eaten by Guangjiao. When he is full, Guangjiao starts to mutter again, "Brother Erniu, don't tell me that these two things are just for you. Things seen at the gate of hell."

"What the hell!" Er Niu stared, "I thought about it this morning. This may be what the northerners eat. I don't know why my soul has gone to the north."

"Hey, my dad said you just stay in the water for a while, how can you run so fast?" Wide Angle was surprised.

Er Niu was shocked, "Didn't the old man in our village say that the soul of a person is very light, and a gust of wind can blow the soul thousands of miles away."

"My grandma seems to have said it when she was alive." Guangjiao nodded, Er Niu heaved a sigh of relief, and finally limped the kid.

"The wide angle, do you think we want to make pig hair brushes?" Er Niu took the opportunity to ask.

"No!" Guang Jiao shook his head resolutely, "My old sow wants to keep the piglets."

Er Niu raised his forehead, "It's July..."

"So what? If you can't do it, you can't do it!" Wide Angle didn't let him talk nonsense.

"You can ask Third Aunt about it later. Pigs shed their hair in July. Even if we don't pluck the mane, the hair on the pig will have to be replaced." Er Niu sighed.

"Really?" Wide Angle's eyes lit up, "Did you lie to me?"

Er Niu was powerless, "Is there any money for lying to you?"

"Why not? I'll sell those pig hair brushes." The wide-angle connection was straightforward, and the two bullies vomited blood. Why is this kid talking so much nonsense.

Seeing that Er Niu ignored him, Kuang Jiao touched his nose boredly.Thinking of his parents, he said at every turn, although Er Niu is usually silent and honest, he actually understands it in his heart... If Er Niu's mother is not dead, and there is a grandparent's family to help, Er Niu will walk out of the mountain one day sooner or later. Have a good day.

Thinking of this, Guangjiao felt that God must have looked at Brother Erniu so pitifully. Seeing him jumping into the river in annoyance, he opened his eyes to Brother Erniu... The young man who thought he knew the truth said, "Brother Erniu, if my mother said pig It will shed hair, then we will pluck the hair to make a brush in two days."

Er Niu only accepted the result, "Okay, go and help me plant the seedlings first."

"Okay!" As they said that, the two brothers went down to the ground with a jar in their arms.

As soon as the two of them bent down to plant rice seedlings, Zhang Daliuan brought his wife and children.As soon as Guangjiao saw his father, he said, "Why are you here so late? If you are later, you won't be needed."

Seeing that the eldest son disliked them, Mrs. Zhang Li said, "Tsk, what did Er Niu cook for you in the morning? You are so motivated!"

"It's delicious!" Guangjiao said with a smile, "You haven't eaten it before."

Mrs. Zhang Li was just joking, but she didn't expect her son's mouth to reach his ears, so he hurriedly asked, "Er Niu, you didn't kill your old hen, did you?"

"No way." Er Niu said with a smile, "It's wild vegetable cake. I added an egg when I kneaded the dough, so I don't mind it."

"He dares to dislike him!" Mrs. Zhang felt relieved when she heard this, "Er Niu, you can live alone in the future, and you can't spend money like those idlers in the village."

Wide-angle opened his mouth, wanting to say Erniu brother is not an idler!Brother Er Niu opened his eyes...just thinking that Brother Er Niu told him that he can't tell outsiders about what happened yesterday. If others find out, they won't be able to earn copper coins. Guang Jiao temporarily decided to hide it from his parents .

Everyone from Mrs. Zhang and Li looked at Erniu, so they didn't notice Guangjiao's expression, but Erniu saw it. Seeing Guangjiao's hesitant expression, he finally lowered his head to plant rice seedlings. He was a little surprised, but also very happy .It seems that this family has a good heart and full of integrity.

After four days of busy work with Er Niu and Zhang DaLan's family, they finally planted their rice.At this time, the people in the village were almost idle.

This morning, as soon as Erniu and Guangjiao walked out of the house, they saw Daniu and Sanniu approaching from a distance. Before they got close, Guangjiao stood in front of Erniu and asked loudly, "What are you doing?"

"Zhang Guangjiao, it's none of your business here." The two cows didn't dare to fight with Guangjiao, who had a bunch of cousins, so they said, "We're looking for Er Niu, get out of the way!"