Bad Boy Farming

Qi Sheng only took Er Niu as a joke, but the moment Er Niu was cleaning the pots and dishes, the door of the house was knocked four times, and he finally understood why Er Niu didn't catch a goat weighing [-] to [-] catties without any effort. happy.

After the fifth time, Qi Sheng didn't even bother to open his eyes to say hello, "The calves go and watch them and don't get close to the goats. Don't blame us if they get kicked by the goats."

"I'm not here to see the goats." The village chief walked up to Qi Sheng, "What about Erniu, the money from selling pork has been divided, and it's for him."

Qi Sheng saw the person coming, "Er Niu is busy, give me the money."

Seeing that the children couldn't open their eyes, the village head handed him the copper coin and asked, "Why don't you let Mengmeng go to bed?"

Qi Sheng pointed with his left hand, "Can many people sleep there?"

The village chief looked at his fingers, and saw a dozen adults and children pointing around the goat and discussing which piece of mutton is better, "What are you all doing, there is no work at home?"

"I heard that this goat was picked up by Er Niu on the mountain..."

Before he could speak, the village chief yelled, "Go and pick one up if you have the ability, don't think about other people's second-handed ones." He walked up to them and said, "Go back to me, I don't know that the head of Qi wants to rest!"

"Village chief, we didn't say anything." A villager said aggrievedly.

"That's because you haven't had time, all of you, as soon as you poke your butt, I know what shit you're going to do." As he spoke, he heard the door of Erniu's house creak, and looked up to see Zhang Lan's.

Zhang Lanshi didn't see the crowd standing by the corner, so she called out to Maverick, "What about the goat that Er Niu made?"

"Here, do you want me to take you to your house?"

"No, I'll take it by myself..." Zhang Lan's voice stopped abruptly.

The village chief sneered, "Hold it!"

"I...I...I want to take it over and take a closer look, hehe...it's not like I haven't seen a goat in half my life." Zhang Lanshi smiled awkwardly.

In the second half of the sentence, the village chief admitted that goats usually move on the high cliffs in the deep mountains. It may be that the wild boars were dispatched yesterday to startle the goats. Does the family not raise sheep?"

Everyone fell silent, and Qi Sheng said, "Er Niu said, after the pork at home is finished, kill the goat to make up for me." He looked at everyone with a half-smile, "I can't refute Er Niu's kindness. , if any of you want goats, then exchange them for copper plates and let Er Niu buy pig bones."

"Master Qi, you are still short of food." Zhang Lanshi asked wisely.

Xiao Niu really wanted to shut his mother's mouth, Qi Sheng said again, "I have no shortage, but I can't ruin Er Niu's good intentions, village chief, don't you think so?"

The old man in the village blushed, and felt that the people in the village were too disrespectful. Er Niu picked up a sheep at noon, and before he had eaten lunch, the villagers wanted to share a piece of mutton, "Go back, you are shameless Still more!"

People in the village would usually stretch out their chopsticks to pick up vegetables in other people's bowls when they came out to eat with their bowls. When the village chief scolded them, and saw Qi Sheng looking at them, he immediately walked away limply.Even Zhang Lanshi didn't dare to stay in Erniu's house.

Er Niu didn't show up from the beginning to the end, Qi Sheng looked at the crooked figure in the chicken pen, and for some reason, felt depressed, "It's not easy for Er Niu."

"Actually, it's much better now." Maverick said, "In the past, it was even more difficult than now."

Qi Sheng saw Xiao Niu bowed his head in embarrassment, while Dao Dou was secretly wiping away tears, and asked softly, "Is it related to your mother?"

Xiao Niu nodded and shook his head again, "Not all of them." After a while, he said, "Second brother beats up his child and has no mother, and is often bullied by the boys in the village. Later, my uncle fell ill again, and second brother is so busy that he doesn't even have time to eat." Pointing to Er Niu's clothes, "See, it's all patched up, and he's not willing to ask Er Niu to buy new ones."

Er Niu is not as pitiful as Xiao Niu said. First, he is not the real Zhang Er Niu. Second, the current Er Niu is a person who refuses to admit defeat. Don't look at his soul returning to the ancient times, far worse than his previous life. It was much better when I went to school in the metropolis.Seeing Maverick looking at him pitifully, Mengmeng who doesn't know why is not clamoring to sleep in her arms now, can't help but black lines all over her head, "What are you doing?"

"Second Uncle, I, I will eat less in the future." Jiandou thought for a while and came up with this idea.

Er Niu sneered, and seeing the sympathy in Qi Sheng's eyes, Er Niu really wanted to slap him.After receiving the copper plate he handed over, Er Niu dumped it on the table, looked at the children, "Xiao Niu, count how many there are for me." After finishing speaking, he went to pack up the seasonings he got in the morning.

Xiao Niu looked at the back of the second brother, and then stared at the copper plate dumbfounded, "How do you count?"

Qi Sheng always felt that Erniu was interested, but the children in the village could only know the number of ten coins at most, and there were at least forty or fifty copper coins on the table... All he could move now was his mouth and one hand, left and right Also idle, "Why don't I teach you how to count first."

"Does the second brother agree?" Maverick was uneasy.

Qi Sheng said with a smile, "Your second brother didn't say that I'm not allowed to teach."

Er Niu jumped to 33 when Xiao Niu said 37, Qi Sheng's hair stood on end, and asked with a wicked smile, "Have you counted clearly?"

Maverick was sweating, "Not yet, the coins are always running around."

"Haha... just tell me if you don't know how to count." Er Niu asked while spreading the washed ginger on the sieve, "How many sword beans have you counted?"

"Second, Second Uncle, I haven't started yet." Xiao Daodou blushed anxiously, "Qi, Uncle Qi, can you teach me?"

Qi Sheng wanted to watch his little nephew stop running around, while being dazed by Maverick's 24 and 42, he compromised, "Er Niu, I won't talk about you from now on."

"Second brother, I won't say that you spend money recklessly in the future." Xiao Niu wanted to cry, but the second brother was getting more and more stingy, didn't he just mention him twice today, why bother.

Seeing that Qi Sheng frowned so much that he could pinch the words to death, the second brother snorted coldly, seeing if you dare to show sympathy indiscriminately in the future.Put all the seasonings found in the morning in the sun to dry, "Look, I'll find a small mill."

"Grinding beans?" Maverick put down the copper plate and said, "I have them at home."

Er Niu didn't expose him either, "The village chief's house has it, let's go to the village chief's house." He didn't like dealing with Zhang Lanshi.

After he brought the washbasin-sized millstone to his home, he asked Maverick to close the door tightly, and no one would open it when he came.

"What's the second brother doing? Why are you so mysterious?" Maverick asked with his forehead hooked.

Er Niu took out the cinnamon bark that had been dried before, put it on a millstone and ground it into a powder, and then put it into the jar that he specially asked others to bring when he bought fish fry yesterday.By the time he had ground all the amomum and cardamom into powder, the sun had already moved to the western mountains.Er Niu shook his sore neck and shook his arms, "Qi Sheng, when will your boy come over?"

"Is there something wrong?" Qi Sheng asked.

Er Niu said, "Let him give me a small abacus, as if you paid for my food expenses."

Qi Sheng laughed, and looked at Er Niu thoughtfully, "Do you know how to use an abacus?"

"You don't know?" Er Niu asked back, seeing him nodding, "That's fine." He pointed to the two teenagers, "They will grow up in two years, so I'll follow wherever they go. "

Qi Sheng thought to himself, you are really thinking too far.But seeing that Er Niu was unwilling to tell the truth, Qi Sheng, who was under the eaves, didn't ask.Hearing a frog cry suddenly, Qi Sheng shivered, "Er Niu, what are you doing?"

"Kill the frogs." As the sun set, Er Niu grinned, a beam of light hit Er Niu's black hair, Qi Sheng seemed to have suddenly seen a green-faced, fang-toothed evil spirit, and a chill came out from the soles of his feet.

But no matter what Qi Sheng said, the scissors under Er Niu's hands still kept on, and after a while, half of the basket of field frogs saw Hades.Xiao Niu's face was pale with fright, Jian Dou had already hid beside Qi Sheng.

"Isn't it just a few field frogs? Look at you all scared." Er Niu peeled the skin for a while and then had cramps, and Qi Sheng's flesh twitched and ached following his movements.

Maverick really cried, "Second brother, I knew, I knew you caught frogs for this, for this, I would say nothing to help you."

Daodou grabbed Qi Sheng's clothes, his hands were trembling, and his small face was still stubbornly staring at Er Niu's bloody hands, "Second, second uncle, you killed the frog, we, what about the insects in our rice fields? alley?"

"Don't worry, I went to see it. There are too many frogs in the field. It's nothing to kill them." There are no pesticides here, and Er Niu certainly wouldn't kill chickens to get eggs.While fixing the field frogs, he waved at a few people, Qi Sheng subconsciously leaned back, but Xiao Mengmeng thought Er Niu was saying hello to him, so she struggled to get out of bed, "Er Niu, Er Niu..."

"You can't go." Qi Sheng grabbed Mengmeng with one hand and shouted at Er Niu, "Are you alright?"

Seeing that Erye Qi was really angry, Er Niu spat out, "No fun!" After cleaning up the ground, he went to wash the frog meat.When he came back, he saw that the first and the third were still staring at him, except for Mengmeng, the other three wanted to tear themselves apart, and they were speechless.

When Qi Sheng heard him ask which one to choose for frying and frying, he was so stubborn, the second master spat out blood, "If you have nothing to eat at home, I'll ask Qi Liang to bring it over, why kill the frogs?" All worried about internal injuries.

But who is Er Niu, "I didn't let you eat it." Then he turned and went to the kitchen.As soon as he left, Qi Sheng exhaled a breath of fresh air, "Has your second brother always been so cruel?"

Xiao Niu shook his head again and again, "My second brother used to do nothing but work, he didn't know how to do that at all, it's scary."

"That's right, your second brother must have held back too hard before, and his mind is not normal." Qi Sheng looked at the kitchen with complicated eyes, and sighed, "Should we find a doctor to prescribe it for the second brother?" Two pills?"

"Isn't this bad?" Maverick hesitated while clutching his frightened heart.

Qi Sheng said, "But you see that he even eats frogs, so he doesn't know what he will do in the future."

"Okay!" Er Niu walked out of the kitchen with a cold snort, "It's almost done."

"You..." As soon as Qi Sheng raised his hand, Er Niu said, "What am I, I don't believe that you didn't eat messy things when you were traveling."

This Qi Sheng has never eaten.When he and his senior brothers were doing chivalry and fighting for righteousness everywhere, although they often had meals and camped in the open, most of them went to catch fish in the river, and hunted rabbits or pheasants in the forest.