Bad Boy Farming

Sometimes people are too smart to be a good thing. When Qi Sheng saw Er Niu carrying a half-bamboo basket and Tian Wa returning home wearing stars and moons, he opened his mouth and asked, "Why are you catching frogs? You don't want to eat them, do you?"

Er Niu glanced at him with a smile, threw the bamboo basket into the big water tank, and asked coolly, "What do you mean?"

Qi Sheng felt cold on the soles of his feet, he stretched out his hand to wipe away the layer of goosebumps on his arms, his mouth trembled, "You, you are joking, right?"

"Master Qi, it's already midnight, why don't you go to sleep and mutter?" The calf who was carried by Er Niu to catch frogs was exhausted all night, and crawled on the bed without taking off his clothes after coming back.

Er Niu wiped the sweat from Maverick's body with a wet towel, Maverick let out a breath of comfort, and just closed his eyes when he heard the person on the next bed always talking, "You are such an old man, why are you so ignorant, my doctor I said it all, you should rest well after you are injured."

Qi Sheng choked for breath and was almost suffocated by Xiao Niu's words. Seeing Er Niu taking a shower, he carried the child in his arms to the next bed and ignored him. Qi Sheng tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.

In the early morning of the next day, Mengmeng raised her small arm so that Er Niu could put on the "vest" for him, and asked, "Why don't you wake up, uncle?"

Of course Er Niu knew why, Second Master Qi probably didn't fall asleep until dawn last night, "Your uncle is not feeling well, let's not disturb him."

After washing the children, Erniu thought that a family of five would be normal, so he didn't dare to cook dry rice, but cut a piece of braised pork to make meat porridge.

As soon as the aroma of porridge came out, Qi Sheng, who didn't dare to overeat last night, suddenly woke up hungry.Rubbing her sore eyes, she raised her head to look at the blue sky, and after a long while, she realized that she was at the house of her benefactor Zhang Erniu.

Gently moving his legs, the calf who was feeding the chickens in the yard came running, "Master Qi, I will help you to put the water on."

Qi Sheng's expression froze, and he suddenly thought of the things that had troubled him all night, "Xiao Niu, is it true that your second brother said to make frogs?"

"Master Qi is sleepy." Xiao Niu glanced at him, "Our family still has five or six catties of pork and a pig's head, so much meat that we can't finish it, the second brother only eats frogs when he is crazy."

"I think your second brother is crazy." After Qi Sheng said quietly, Xiao Niu patted his right arm lightly.Qi Sheng grinned his teeth in pain, and seeing that Maverick was about to let go, he hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, just treat me as a wild guess."

"Then you promise me that you will not speak ill of my second brother in the future." Maverick stared.

Qi Sheng was helpless, knowing that a villain is difficult to raise, so he could only say reluctantly, "Okay!"

During breakfast, Er Niu glanced at Qi Sheng who was wearing a long gown and thought for a while before saying, "If you find it hot, you can wear my clothes."

Qi Sheng didn't know why he said this suddenly, Zhang Erniu was not too far away from him, and saw that his clothes were as cute as his, showing his long arms and legs, "No, it's not too hot."

"Then why is uncle's forehead covered in sweat?" Mengmeng asked curiously, tilting her head.

Qi Sheng coughed, swallowed the rice porridge in his mouth, and said, "I'm tired from eating."

Hearing this, Er Niu really felt a pain in his face, since he didn't want Er Niu to make fun of himself, "You stay at home and take care of the children, I'll go up the mountain."

"What?" Qi Sheng asked smoothly.

"The seasoning at home is gone." Erniu went to the mountains to look for cinnamon to pick up fungus and so on whenever he had time these few days. Xiao Mengmeng insisted on following him, Erniu couldn't get much every time.People from the village went to sell pork in the county yesterday afternoon, and it was time to divide the money this morning. There was no need to use the money in the clay pot for the time being, and the shopkeeper didn't come to him, so Er Niu wanted to take advantage of this to get some big food.

As soon as Er Niu left, Zhang Sanqi came. As soon as Er Niu was gone, Zhang Sanqi was in a bad mood, "Brother Er Niu went to the county?"

A few children gathered around Qi Sheng and was listening to him tell a story. When he heard someone talking, he was startled. Qi Sheng saw the other person's face was very anxious. He presumably asked Er Niu to go with him to sell stinky tofu, so he said, "No, Erniu is afraid that it will rain in two days, so he went to the mountains to chop firewood while the weather is good."

Zhang Sanqi paused, seeing Maverick and Sword Bean staring at him, his face became hot for some reason, he murmured twice and left without saying anything.

Xiao Niu was very puzzled by this, "Brother Sanqi, what's wrong?"

Qi Sheng immediately understood why Erniu didn't make it clear to Zhang Sanqi yesterday. According to his understanding, the relationship between Erniu and Zhang Sanqi is not very close. Tofu and tofu nao, but it has not been delivered once so far.Regardless of Er Niu's various oddities, Qi Sheng felt a bit unworthy of Er Niu, "Your second brother is so sincere that some people go further and further."

"My second brother is stupid, stupid and stupid." Xiao Niu was annoyed, "I won't say anything about him teaching Guangjiao to make rice cracker candies. The third aunt has always been very kind to my second brother, and I want to cook anything delicious at home. The second brother. But Zhang Sanqi is nothing. My uncle didn’t come to help when he died. Hmph! Only my second brother didn’t know if his head was caught by the door, and he was talking about helping the village When a man gets rich, he himself is so poor that he can't get rid of it..."

"Shut up!" Before Qi Sheng could speak, Mengmeng slapped Xiao Niu on the forehead, "Er Niu is not stupid!"

Not to mention, the child's hands were quite strong, and Maverick bared his teeth and said, "Second brother is just stupid, if he is not stupid, he can raise you as his son."

"Xiao Niu, I'm still here." Seeing the anger on his little nephew's face, Qi Sheng found it novel, "I won't let your second brother raise Mengmeng in vain."

"Then can you let Mengmeng stay at the second brother's house?" Xiao Niu asked, Qi Sheng was speechless.In Xiao Niu's eyes, even if Qi Sheng is very skilled, he can't compare with his second brother. He gave him a blank look, "I'm ashamed to talk about others."

Seeing the disappointed expression on Little Sword Bean's face, Qi Sheng was not happy to be looked down upon by the two children, "Mengmeng is going to study with the master when she is older, how can she live here every day."

"Ah? Reading?" Seeing him nodding, Xiao Niu rubbed his head, "Then why don't you go to the county, anyway, the second brother is going to sell dried tofu in the county, otherwise, you, you can buy a tofu for the second brother in the county. Let's stay in the house, so that the second brother doesn't have to be separated from Mengmeng."

Qi Sheng choked again, he really couldn't underestimate the peasant children, he said in a big tone, "Should we ask your second brother what he thinks first?" If it wasn't for fear that the two children would despise him for being petty, Qi Sheng really wanted to say, "Xiao Niu, do you know how much a house costs?"

"That's right!" Xiao Niu said, "When will Mengmeng go to study?"

"Five years old." With his elder brother ignorant of all kinds of grains and his vision only limited to the study room in front, Qi Sheng didn't expect his younger nephew to take the imperial examination in the future.Seeing the envy on the faces of the two teenagers after finishing speaking, Qi Sheng blurted out, "If you like to go back and go with Mengmeng."

Maverick and Sword Bean were taken aback for a moment, then shook their heads, "No, we want to help second brother make dried tofu." After speaking, there was a sudden silence.

Just as Qi Sheng wanted to persuade him, his arm touched the wound, only then did he realize that they had dragged the topic away.After being injured for a hundred days, relying on the nervousness of shopkeeper Qi and Qi Liang, I can take care of myself.

Seeing that it was almost noon and Er Niu hadn't come back yet, people couldn't help asking, "Is there no danger on the mountain?"

"Yes." Maverick nodded, "I'll wait for my second brother at the foot of the mountain."

At this moment, Erniu, who was digging sand ginger, suddenly heard a rustling sound. He had a bad intuition, and thought of picking up the wooden stick at his feet to explore the way and throwing it at the sound.With a "plop", Er Niu's heart fell to the ground, picked up Shajiang and walked towards the place where the things fell.

Before he got to the front, Er Niu saw a white-haired goat sitting in the pit. Er Niu was wondering if it was a trap set by the hunters in the village, and suddenly thought that the pit was the place where he dug sand ginger a few days ago.

It may be that God sees Er Niu too pitiful, or God sees that Er Niu really kept his promise and started to do good deeds and become a good person. When Er Niu got closer, he saw that the goat's feet were entangled in vines.

Er Niu snorted, tied up the goat's hooves, and started looking for wild fruits for Mengmeng.

Xiao Niu saw that the second brother was holding a big object in his hand, ran up to him and yelled, "Aren't you looking for wild animals? Why are you learning how to hunt like others? Don't you know how dangerous hunting is?"

"Can you let your brother breathe?" Er Niu was helpless.

"Okay! Tell me!" Maverick said.

Er Niu raised his hand and threw the hoe into his arms, picked him up and said, "What are you talking about, I'm almost dying of heat."

"Hey, Erniu, what are you doing?" Erniu's neighbor asked when he saw him.

Er Niu didn't seem to see the scrutiny in his eyes, "A goat picked up from the mountain."

"Who are you lying to?" The other party didn't believe it.

Er Niu said, "I'll take a hoe, otherwise." After saying that, he closed the door with a "bang".

"Second brother, are you angry?" Maverick asked anxiously.

"No!" Erniu is most annoyed that he has to explain to others for a long time about the big things he does. Who would dare to let him talk nonsense in his previous life.Tie the goat to the tree root by the wall, "Sword Bean, from tomorrow morning you will cut the grass and feed the sheep."

"Okay!" Jiandou ran to Er Niu and nodded, wanting to see the sheep, but Er Niu raised his hand and grabbed him back, "The goat has a strong temper, so starve it twice and kill it first."

"Who are you making trouble with?" Qi Sheng asked amusedly.

Er Niu glanced at him, took out wild peaches and wild grapes to wash and put them in Mengmeng's hands, "Follow you!"

"Do you believe it?" Qi Sheng asked when he saw him going into the kitchen.

"My second brother is in a bad mood, didn't you see?" Xiao Niu Bai immediately followed him.

Qi Sheng was speechless, "I'm provoking someone." He moved his aching arm, "Mengmeng, give uncle a peach to eat."

"No!" The child twisted his body and gave Qi Sheng the back of his head.

When it was time for lunch, Qi Sheng looked at the people who were buried in the pig's ear noodles, and asked, "What's wrong? Maybe I can help?"

Er Niu looked at him and lowered his head to continue eating the noodles, but he barely said clearly, "You are disabled yourself, what can you do for me?"

Qi Sheng was overwhelmed by this family, "How did you know I couldn't help without saying anything?"

"That's fine! Later, you drive away all the people who come to my house to watch the goats. I have to work in the afternoon and I don't have the time to greet them." Erniu pointed at Mengmeng again while talking, "Eat noodles well, and then eat two mouthfuls." I'll beat someone with one bite."

Qi Sheng saw his little nephew's shoulders shrunk, "Er Niu, Mengmeng is still young."

"Three-year-old sees old, so young!" Er Niu stared, Qi Sheng was taken aback for a moment, and when he looked closely, Er Niu was still Er Niu, and the frightening eyes just now seemed to be just his dazzled eyes.