He quit the second generation

The chicken in hand just flew away, and anyone who changed it would have to collapse.

Especially Ye Xiaojiu racked his brains and racked his brains to get this chicken, but in the end it was nothing.

It's a chicken-and-egg fight, but that's it.Ye Xiaojiu almost didn't shut herself up on the spot.

It is obviously unrealistic to catch another one. The director has become wary, and quickly sent someone to move a stool to stay in the chicken coop.As long as they dared to put the barrel down, the program crew would dare to confiscate his crime tools directly.

Li Yi and Gao Sisi couldn't laugh or cry, and they also joined the army coaxing Ye Xiaojiu.

Fortunately, Ye Xiaojiu's self-regulation ability is not weak, so she stood up quickly, gritted her teeth and said, "It's okay, a gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late! It will be mine sooner or later..."

"Wake up, chickens can't live for ten years." Cheng Qing reminded him impatiently.

……

Ye Xiaojiu decided to ignore this stupid friend, turned around and was about to go out.However, within two steps, he glanced out of the corner of his eye and found that the towel blocking the camera had been removed at some point.

In other words, his unlucky behavior just now was recorded...

Ye Xiaojiu pointed at the camera, and could almost hear the sound of "click" and "click" on her neck, and turned to look at Cheng Qing: "What did you do?"

Cheng Qing looked around with a guilty conscience: "I, I, I wanted to show everyone how handsome you are when you catch a chicken..."

So when Ye Xiaojiu was concentrating on "fishing" chickens, he removed the towel from the camera.Thinking of this, his buddy's witty, brave and handsome appearance will be seen by the whole country!

Ye Xiaojiu stared at him gloomily for a long time, then suddenly approached him step by step: "Thanks to you, now people all over the country can see that I am ashamed."

Cheng Qing stepped back with a guilty conscience, put one hand on his chest, and stammered: "Calm down, don't be impulsive!"

Li Yi stepped forward to stop Ye Xiaojiu while suppressing a smile: "Calm down, Xiaojiu, or people all over the country will see you break the law!"

Gao Sisi was thoughtful: "So if you really want to kill people, you have to choose the dark and windy night when you can't see your fingers?"

Cheng Qing: "?!!!"

Li Yi: "???"

Ye Xiaojiu: "..." It makes sense.

The incident ended when Cheng Qing voluntarily washed Ye Xiaojiu's clothes for a week, including but not limited to socks.

And the chicken bucket that Ye Xiaojiu worked so hard to make was taken away by the program staff on the spot.Without the tools to commit the crime, and the chicken coop was "heavily guarded", Ye Xiaojiu was completely honest this time.

You can skip the chicken for the time being, but you have to skip the vegetables.They didn't buy fruit yesterday, and if they didn't have to eat vegetables, they would have to suffer later.

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, he thought about it, and felt that there was only one way at this moment - to do the tasks of the program group.

Ye Xiaojiu struggled to get up from the sofa, and said to the three friends, "Let's go, find the director, and ask for an assignment."

Cheng Qing, Gao Sisi and Li Yi nodded their heads like garlic, and they couldn't be more honest.

Ye Xiaojiu walked in front, and under Li Yi's guidance, she went outside the monitoring room.There is a big blackboard with a lot of tasks written on it.The task of feeding the cat that Li Yi mentioned was also included, but there was a time limit.

It's only past nine o'clock, not even ten o'clock.Feed the cat at eleven o'clock, too early or too late.Ye Xiaojiu had no choice but to pick a ready-made one and cut ten bundles of firewood, which he estimated could be done in ten minutes.

Ten bundles of firewood, 20 yuan, you can buy four eggs with the program group.

As for other tasks, such as going to the ground to pick watermelons, they are not realistic.After all, the sun will be very poisonous, not to mention them, even the melon farmers are not in the fields, hiding at home and sleeping soundly.

The program team was eager for them to come out to work, so they not only enthusiastically pointed out where the tools were, but also carefully asked if they needed guidance?

From their point of view, these celebrities are delicate and expensive, and they don't have any work at first glance.If they can't chop wood and twist their hands instead, then they will be guilty.

However, to their surprise, they didn't need to teach at all.Ye Xiaojiu is the most professional coach of all.

I saw him holding an ax, and his movements were quick and ruthless, and the firewood was split into pieces with a "snap".Gao Sisi and Li Yi watched from the sidelines and applauded, and followed his explanation, chopping firewood in a decent manner.

Of the ten bundles of firewood, Ye Xiaojiu solved most of them by himself.The two girls worked together to solve one bundle, while Cheng Qing solved two bundles by himself.

"Huh...huh..." Li Yi was panting heavily from exhaustion, looked enviously at Ye Xiaojiu, who was breathing steadily, and sighed, "It's nice to be young!"

"But Xiaojiu, why do you know everything? Cooking, killing chickens, driving a motorcycle, chopping firewood. Tell me, what else do you know that we don't know?"

Ye Xiaojiu took the water thrown by Cheng Qing and said calmly, "Grass the cows, climb trees."

"Cow herding?" Gao Sisi laughed, "Why are your skills so weird? Also, is it fun to herd cattle?"

Ye Xiaojiu said slowly: "I grew up in the countryside. When I was young, my family was busy with making ends meet, so I would go home as soon as school was over to help with chores. Over time, some skills will come naturally."

"Cow herding is boring. I take it up the mountain and tie it under a tree to graze. I climb up the tree to sleep, or walk around. I dare not go far, for fear that the cow will be stolen."

When he said this, the expression on his face was very flat, without bitterness, let alone yearning or other things, and no complaints.

Gao Sisi and the others were silent, only feeling as if something was pressing in their hearts.None of their family backgrounds are particularly good, Li Yi and Cheng Qing are both ordinary working families.Gao Sisi's family also dotes on her in business, but it's only at a well-to-do level.

At least they all had a simple and happy childhood, but Ye Xiaojiu, who was obviously younger than them, had to help the family with work since he was a child.That's not bad, but chopping firewood, driving three rounds, killing chickens, etc., it is unlikely that a child will be allowed to do these things if the family is a little bit passable.

Gao Sisi wished to go back in time and cover his mouth to death.Is herding cattle fun?It's all for life, where did it come from for fun!

The director of the monitoring room was also silent. He really didn't expect that Ye Xiaojiu, who looks so fair and innocent, had suffered a lot when he was a child.It's really not easy for him to look like this now.

Seemingly aware that the atmosphere was a bit heavy, Ye Xiaojiu looked at the people and smiled: "However, thanks to the fact that I often take cattle up the mountain, I also know a lot of wild fruits later on. There are also mushrooms, I can tell whether they are poisonous at a glance. If I have a chance to go up the mountain together, I'll see if I can give you a whole pot of game mushroom soup."

Cheng Qing smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, it's better to hit the sun than choose a day, so tomorrow?"

"I have no objection." Li Yi also laughed.

Gao Sisi smiled coquettishly: "Brother Xiaojiu's soup must be delicious, I'm looking forward to it!"

Finishing a task and receiving a share of money is probably one of the few advantages of the program group. The 20 yuan went into Ye Xiaojiu's pocket as a matter of course.It's not that he is in charge of power, but the two girls and Cheng Qing, these three have already tacitly let him be in charge of the financial power.

Not only the money for doing tasks, but also their living expenses of 40 yuan fell into Ye Xiaojiu's hands.

Seeing that it was still early, the four of them decided to do some more tasks, so they came to the blackboard again.

Gao Sisi pointed to the one that feeds the cat, and said to Ye Xiaojiu, "Brother Xiaojiu, shall we feed the cat together?"

Ye Xiaojiu nodded indifferently.

Seeing this, Li Yi looked sideways at Cheng Qing and raised his eyebrows: Your buddy is being watched to death.

Cheng Qing shrugged: Don't worry, Ye Xiaojiu won't like her.

Li Yi smiled, pointed to another task on the blackboard, and said to several people, "Why don't we finish this task first? Cat, we will have time to feed it at night, right?"

Ye Xiaojiu looked in the direction she was pointing at. It wasn't a labor program, but a game program.The content written by the program group is: four-person three-legged game.

As the name suggests, the program team requires the four guests to find a way within the specified time within the specified area, so that the four of them only have three feet on the ground, and they must stay for five seconds.

During this period, if there is a fourth foot on the ground, start all over again, or all guests will abstain directly.

When Ye Xiaojiu saw the amount behind it, she knew why Li Yi wanted to do this task—only the amount of reward for completing it was written on it: 100 yuan.

This is not a small amount, covering their living expenses for two and a half days, fifty bundles of firewood, and feeding the cats ten times.

Ye Xiaojiu's big eyes sparkled, and she actively shouted into the monitoring room: "Director, come to work!"

After a while, a staff member came out holding a bunch of red things.Several people took a closer look, and suddenly their faces changed—the toe press board!

"Damn, director, you are so inhuman!" Cheng Qing couldn't help but cursed.

A trace of regret also appeared on Li Yi's face, hesitating whether to choose another mission.However, she was worried that other tasks would be the same as this one, what kind of pit was hidden behind it?

Gao Sisi was the most straightforward, his eyes filled with tears for a second: "It looks so painful, I don't want to play anymore..."

"Can we play under the big tree over there?" Ye Xiaojiu pointed to the big tree in the corner of the yard, "It's too hot, there are shadows there."

The staff member nodded and said, "Yes."

Cheng Qing was so worried that he pulled Ye Xiaojiu by the corner of his clothes and asked, "Do we really want to play? Leaving aside the toe press, four people and three legs are not a problem!"

Ye Xiaojiu patted his hand reassuringly: "Don't worry, don't panic, it's fine."

Before Cheng Qing could react, Ye Xiaojiu saw from a distance that the staff had placed the toe press board under the tree.He looked at the two girls and said, "Let's go."

Both Li Yi and Gao Sisi were a bit reluctant, Ye Xiaojiu had no choice but to drag Cheng Qing to the front of the toe press board.Then he signaled everyone to cover the radio pinned to his chest, and conspired with everyone for a while.

The director in the monitoring room suddenly felt a chill and couldn't help but rub his head.What bad idea did this little guy have?

The four finally took off their shoes and socks and walked onto the toe press board.During the period, all kinds of ecstasy expressions were ignored for the time being. Except for Ye Xiaojiu, who could barely read, everyone else's expressions were later made into emoticons.

Standing behind the toe press, Ye Xiaojiu asked Cheng Qing to put both feet on the bottom, and Li Yi put one foot on Cheng Qing's instep.And Gao Sisi stepped on the empty insteps of the two people with two feet respectively, forming a three-legged landing scene.

The director in the monitoring room stroked his chin and smiled playfully.I'm afraid Ye Xiaojiu forgot, and he himself!What is he going to do?

If it is directly stacked on the insteps of several people, it will not only increase the pain of the people underneath, but also has a high probability of not being able to stand at all.But if everyone is broken up and reorganized, four people and three legs will not be a good match...

What will he do?

Ye Xiaojiu quickly gave an answer - after confirming that the three friends were standing firmly, he nodded.Then he turned around, climbed up the tree with both hands, and jumped up at the same time, with the soles of his feet firmly grasping the trunk.

Next, under the shocked eyes of everyone, he quickly climbed up the tree with his hands and feet, picked a branch above the heads of the three and climbed over.I saw him sitting on top of the three of them, shaking his feet, and shouting to the staff: "My feet are not on the ground, and people are within the range, time quickly."

The staff members were already stunned. When they heard his shout, they subconsciously pressed the timer.

So, as the timer sounded wonderfully, a picture appeared in the corner of the yard: two women and one man stood on the red toe press board, and the three struggled to maintain the state of landing on three feet, and their feet turned red.

Looking up above, on a tree branch three or four meters high, a handsome boy sat there with a calm smile on his face.The breeze caressed, playfully flicking a few strands of hair on his forehead.A gentle smile appeared on his face, and he stretched out his hand to press the disobedient strands of hair.Those white feet with well-defined joints were gently swaying back and forth with the wind blowing, so uncomfortable!

The director of the monitoring room: "... Grass!"

Is this the first time he can't control the fragrance of the mouth?

But I have to say that the people were indeed within the specified area, and the four of them had only landed on three feet, so there was nothing wrong with them.

So from the very beginning, when Ye Bujiu asked the staff to put the toe press board under the tree, did he already think about doing it?

The director in the monitoring room is already preparing to seal himself off.

As soon as the timer was over, the three people on the toe pressing board jumped outside and quickly put on their shoes.Looking up again, seeing Ye Xiaojiu, who was dangling his feet and enjoying the wind with his eyes closed, they were seriously out of balance.

"No, Xiaojiu, brother, you didn't do this. You enjoy it up there, and we're down there, our feet are going to swell!" Cheng Qing wished he could pull Ye Xiaojiu down to replace him.

Ye Xiaojiu opened her eyes, looked at him, and smiled, "Why don't you come up?"

"...I don't dare." Cheng Qing hesitated.

Li Yi raised his head and shouted to Ye Xiaojiu, "Come down slowly and be careful."

Ye Xiaojiu shook her head: "No, it's comfortable up there, I want to stay longer."

"Don't stay here, brother Xiaojiu, we should go to the director to get the money!"

As soon as Ye Xiaojiu heard the word "take money", Ye Xiaojiu reluctantly climbed down the tree.

His movements were still vigorous and handsome, which made Gao Sisi so fascinated that he screamed.

The four of them came to the perimeter of the monitoring room, and Qiqi stretched out their hands to the staff guarding there, and then shouted in unison: "Give me the money."

Staff: "..." Thank you, I feel the pressure.

Holding the brand-new red banknotes, Ye Xiaojiu took a photo against the sun, and then smiled: "It's real money."

The staff finally couldn't hold back: "Can I still give you counterfeit money?"

"That's not necessarily the case." After Ye Xiaojiu finished speaking, she put the money away and looked up at the three brothers and sisters with emotion: "This money is easier than chopping firewood."

"It's easy for you!" Cheng Qing, Li Yi, and Gao Sisi shouted in unison.

Ye Xiaojiu, who accidentally made everyone angry, had to laugh dryly, and said flatteringly, "It's time, what do you want for lunch, I'll cook."

"Beef, didn't we buy steak yesterday? I want to eat steak."

"No, Jiubao, I want fried rice."

"I don't care, Xiao Jiu can do anything."

Ye Xiaojiu responded one by one, and then turned around and fried beef tenderloin spaghetti.

Everyone: "...so what's the point of you asking us what we want to eat?!"

Since then, the three of them have reached a consensus: Ye Xiaojiu's dog is really beyond comparison to ordinary people.

In the afternoon, several people went back to their rooms for a lunch break, and then went about their own activities.The two girls, Gao Sisi and Li Yi, moved two chairs and chatted about girls under the big tree.Ye Xiaojiu was reading a book about acting, while Cheng Qing was trying to write songs.

The atmosphere inside and outside the dormitory is very peaceful.

Later, Ye Xiaojiu remembered the easiest task on the task bar of the program group - feeding the cat.You can get ten yuan for just feeding it casually, which is still a good deal.

Seeing that the time was almost up, he went to the task bar alone, clicked on the task, and said to the staff, "I've accepted the task of feeding the cat."

For some reason, when he finished speaking, the staff seemed a little gloating.

The staff member walked into the monitoring room, took out a bag of cat food, and said to Ye Xiaojiu, "Come with me."

Ye Xiaojiu nodded, ready to follow.

Gao Sisi under the tree saw this, his eyes lit up, he decisively dropped Li Yi, and quickly followed.

"Brother Xiaojiu, I'll go with you."

Ye Xiaojiu was indifferent: "Okay."

The cat is kept in another wooden house in the village, which is where the program crew rests.A lone cat is trapped in a big iron cage, it looks a little pitiful from a distance.But when I got closer, I didn't feel that the cat was too domineering.

Its body shape is much fatter than that of ordinary cats, and it is chubby.The fur on the body is white with gray stripes, and the stripes are a bit like tiger stripes.A pair of cat's eyes are long and narrow. I don't know if they are fat like this or they are born with small eyes.However, there is a bit of domineering in the golden eyes, which is rare.

Seeing a group of them approaching, the cat didn't move, but just glanced at them lightly.That appearance is so arrogant.

Gao Sisi sighed: "What a fat cat..."

Hearing her words, the cat seemed to understand it, and suddenly gave her a fierce "meow".

The voice was loud and fierce, which frightened Gao Sisi at once.

Her eyes immediately turned red, and she looked at Ye Xiaojiu without crying, "Brother Xiaojiu, it's so fierce."

Ye Xiaojiu looked at her inexplicably: "You are allowed to say that she is fat, but you are not allowed to kill you?"

Gao Sisi: "..." Good guy, brother Xiao Jiu is also a straight man? !

She stomped her feet angrily, turned and left.

Ye Xiaojiu glanced at the back of her leaving without knowing why, and then looked at the staff: "What's wrong with her?"

The staff suppressed a smile and shrugged, saying that he didn't know either.

Ye Xiaojiu didn't care if he didn't get an answer, he took the cat food from the staff and prepared to feed it to the cat.

On the other side, Li Yi had already followed slowly.She likes cats, and she just wants to see the cats here, so she walks very slowly along the way.When he was about to arrive, Gao Sisi rushed out angrily. She yelled, but Gao Sisi ignored her.

Li Yi made a very indifferent expression, knowing in her heart that this little workman probably couldn't help but get sick again, she guessed that she would recover by herself after a meal.

Turning around and continuing to walk in the original direction, before reaching it, she heard a mess of "meow" sounds through the wall.

Listen carefully, one is a real meow, and the other is clear...why does it sound like Ye Xiaojiu is learning how to meow?Moreover, this person and one cat all have fierce and anxious voices...

She quickened her pace and walked through the door.

Inside the door, Ye Xiaojiu was squatting in front of a big iron cage, arguing fiercely with the fat cat inside.And next to one person and one cat, there are staff members who can't hold back their smiles.

Li Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and walked inside and said, "Why did you quarrel with the cat?"

Ye Xiaojiu looked up at her, subconsciously pointed at the cat and complained angrily: "It scolded me!"

His childish appearance suddenly aroused Li Yi's maternal love, and she blinked and smiled: "What's the matter, our Xiaojiu can still understand cat language?"

Ye Xiaojiu shook her head: "I don't understand. But I know, it must be scolding me."

"Why are you so sure?" Li Yi couldn't help reaching out to touch Ye Xiaojiu's soft hair, but was dodged.She didn't care either, she knew in her heart that many boys would mind if others touched her head.

She continued to smile and said, "Maybe it's not scolding you, but chatting with you?"

Ye Xiaojiu shook her head firmly: "It must be scolding me."

After a pause, he added: "Because I also scolded it."

Li Yi was speechless for a moment, and could only laugh out loud.

Only later did she know that the cause of the incident was that when Ye Xiaojiu was feeding the cat food, the cat yelled fiercely at Ye Xiaojiu.

Ye Xiaojiu can't get angry now, good guy, I'll feed you, but you still attack me, can you bear it? !

So he angrily "meowed" at the fat cat.Fat cat is fierce, and he is even more fierce.Hmph, who is afraid of whom!

When she got the ten yuan to feed the cat, Ye Xiaojiu was still thinking about going back to quarrel with the cat again, mainly because it wasn't enjoyable this time.

Seeing that it was still early, he shouted to the friends in the house: "Everyone, do you want to go to the supermarket?"

"What are you going to do?" Gao Sisi had already forgotten that she was angry, and ran out to ask curiously.

Ye Xiaojiu smiled and raised the money in her hand: "Go shopping for vegetables."

The staff guarding the vegetable garden couldn't help shouting: "What kind of vegetables do you want to buy, look at my..."

"Don't look at it." Ye Xiaojiu laughed so hard that she dimpled deeply, shaking her shoulders and said triumphantly, "Your food is too expensive, so I won't buy it from you!"

The staff and the director in the monitoring room: "???"

The others were also dumbfounded, so it turned out that they could earn money from the program group and spend it outside at the same time? !