He quit the second generation

On the first day of staying in the dormitory, I spent all kinds of laughter.

There is no fight between straight men and straight women as imagined, and there are no quarrels and conflicts.The friendship between the few people was established quickly, and even Gao Sisi didn't do anything wrong.

The director's assistant held a small notebook and asked, "Director, do you want to do something?"

Originally thought that with Gao Sisi as the master, the few of them would definitely have to quarrel a few times and make some troubles.Unexpectedly, because Ye Xiaojiu's cooking was so delicious, Gao Sisi was afraid that he would offend him, so he stopped cooking.

Ye Xiaojiu's turn of events is really miraculous, look at her white and clean, and she looks very clean.People don't talk much yet, and they don't laugh often.But when he does things cleanly, when he speaks, he is always a crit.In addition to his good looks, this man also possesses a rather interesting soul.

But it was too much fun, he always felt that some of the checkpoints set by their program group seemed to be useless in front of him.

The director rubbed the frame of the show in his hand for a while, and said, "Fuck it! Otherwise, wouldn't it be more comfortable to watch their big fish and meat every day than us?"

"The dormitory is not a place for them to retire, remember!"

The assistant was in awe: "Obey."

At this time, Ye Xiaojiu didn't know that the first day after they moved into the dormitory was so comfortable that the director quit.

In order to prevent the guests of the program group from turning the collective life program of a good group of young people into a group care program for the elderly, the program group worked overnight and conducted various discussions.

These are unknown to several guests.The few of them played games together for a while, and after eating some snacks, they went back to their respective rooms.Wash skin and play mobile phone, then sleep.

A night without a dream.

The next day Ye Xiaojiu habitually stayed in bed until she was woken up by Cheng Qing.

"Don't sleep on Ye Xiaojiu! The sky is falling, do you know, ah!" Cheng Qing's high-pitched voice perfectly revealed his collapsed mentality at this moment.

Ye Xiaojiu rolled around wrapped in the quilt, and answered him in a daze: "Collapse as soon as it collapses, I can't hide anyway..."

Cheng Qing asked with a question mark: "Can you fucking have a desire to survive?"

Ye Xiaojiu was finally overwhelmed by the disturbance, and opened his sleepy eyes: "I have something to play, and I have nothing to go back."

Seeing that he finally opened his eyes, Cheng Qing hurriedly said: "People from the program team sealed off our vegetable garden and chicken coop overnight. They sent someone to guard there, saying that we want vegetables or chickens, and eggs If you do, you have to pay for it.”

"What?" Ye Xiaojiu rolled around like a carp, sat up and opened his eyes wide: "That means I can't eat the shredded chicken today?"

"Don't talk about chickens, don't even want to eat eggs!" Cheng Qing said angrily, "It must be because we live too comfortably that the program crew is not human."

"...It's an obvious fact." Ye Xiaojiu pressed his temple, feeling a headache.He has already thought about the recipes for the next few days, and there is chicken in every meal, and he can't do without it.

"Then what should we do now?" Cheng Qing asked anxiously.

Ye Xiaojiu got out of bed, walked to the bathroom and said, "I'll go out and have a look after I wash up."

Cheng Qing seemed to have found a backbone, and went downstairs to stay with Li Yi and the others, waiting for Ye Xiaojiu to come down.

Ye Xiaojiu also came down quickly, rubbing his eyes and walking down the stairs, only to realize that everyone was looking at him.He blinked and asked, "What are you looking at?"

"Look at you," Gao Sisi held his cheeks and smiled, "Brother Xiaojiu, you are so pretty."

Li Yi and Cheng Qing nodded in agreement.Unlike yesterday's mature and capable dress, Ye Xiaojiu dressed more casually today.White T with black casual trousers, and a pair of white shoes.His hair didn't look like it was scratched yesterday, but today's hair looked very soft, softening his whole body a bit.

There are two or three strands of mischievous hair standing in the middle of the thick hair. It can be seen that the owner has tried to suppress them, but unfortunately failed.Coupled with that fair little face and clear eyes, she is very cute.

"He's really obedient and handsome." Li Yi admired from the bottom of his heart.

"Thank you." Ye Xiaojiu hooked the corners of her lips, and accepted the compliment without politeness.

Cheng Qing couldn't wait any longer, so he grabbed him and walked outside, saying as he walked, "They have completely commercialized the chicken coop in the vegetable garden, it's too much..."

Ye Xiaojiu frowned tightly, and followed Cheng Qing outside.I saw a staff member sitting there with a stool at the entrance of the vegetable garden.There is also a blackboard next to it, with quotations for various dishes, as well as quotations for chickens and eggs.

The price is even several times higher than the market price, and there is a sentence next to it: This price is only for the effect of the program, please don't take it seriously.

Ye Xiaojiu looked at the price list, and then calculated their living expenses.Four people add up to only 40 yuan, which is a lot of money to buy some vegetables.As for the chicken, I dare not even think about it.

Well, it seems that the program team really doesn't want to be human anymore.

Now that staff member was performing, he stood up politely and enthusiastically, and said, "Welcome..."

Ye Xiaojiu rolled her eyelids and said indifferently, "Welcome early."

Turn around and drag Cheng Qing and the others back into the house.

staff member:"…………"

Inside the house, Cheng Qing scratched the granny's ashes irritably: "If I had known, I would have bought more meat and vegetables for storage yesterday."

Ye Xiaojiu also scratched her own hair: "If I had known, I would have killed a few more chickens yesterday..."

other people:"???"

After a while, Gao Sisi also joined the hair-grabbing army, annoyed: "It's my fault too, maybe if I didn't do it yesterday, you would be in a better mood, and then kill a few more chickens!"

"So you finally realized what you did?" Li Yi complained mercilessly.

"Sister Yiyi..."

"Okay, let's talk about what to do now." Ye Xiaojiu calculated what he bought yesterday. At that time, he didn't buy any vegetables because there was a small vegetable garden in the dormitory, and there were many varieties.

Now there are only pork, trotters, beef, pork ribs and potatoes in the refrigerator, as well as some seasonings.And he was thinking about the chickens in this small yard. He kills one a day and can eat it until the end of the recording.So I didn't buy much meat, and with the estimated chicken, it was enough to finish the recording.

But now the program group suddenly played such a game, which completely disrupted his plan.He looked at the most reliable Li Yi with a bald head: "What does the director say? If we must have the vegetables and chicken inside, what does he want us to do?"

"I asked," Li Yi sighed. "He said that we can exchange money by completing tasks, and then exchange food with him. He has a list of tasks, and we can complete them accordingly."

Ye Xiaojiu nodded clearly: "What are the tasks, and are they difficult?"

Li Yi shook his head: "I just took a rough look, and it seems that there are grades. The more difficult the more money, and the easiest one seems to be feeding the cat, and you can get ten yuan after feeding it."

"Cat?" Ye Xiaojiu was puzzled, "What kind of cat?"

"It's the original owner of this house. I heard that he was going on a business trip for a long time. There was a cat in his house, and he was entrusted to the villagers to keep it. But after the program team rented the house, the cat was brought back to be kept by the staff. gone."

Ye Xiaojiu understood, and secretly thought to go and have a look after breakfast.If it's such a low-difficulty task, then it doesn't hurt to do it.

Gao Sisi would like to send him bread and milk, which they bought in the supermarket yesterday.Ye Xiaojiu thanked her and was about to eat when she thought about it and suddenly had an idea.

He waved to Cheng Qing: "Qing Zai, come here."

Cheng Qing was still angry at the program group's bullshit behavior, muttering in his mouth, and leaned over: "What's the matter? Are you going to start a war with the program group?"

Ye Xiaojiu rolled his eyes at him: "There are four people in a room and two girls, and with this combat power, you still want to fight with dozens of people outside? Are you afraid that there is something wrong with your brain?"

Cheng Qing smiled "hehe", realizing his stupid behavior: "I was wrong. Then Jiubao, what did you ask me to do?"

Ye Xiaojiu hooked his fingers at him: "Come closer."

Cheng Qing went over with his ear, and after a while he raised his head with a puzzled expression on his face.But out of trust in his buddies, he didn't say much, turned around and walked out.

The director who saw this scene in the monitoring room was confused and couldn't figure out what they were going to do.But this didn't prevent him from instructing the camera crew: "Follow me, and watch Cheng Qing to death."

I always feel that the two of them are playing some crazy idea.

After a while, Ye Xiaojiu walked into the kitchen after having breakfast, first blocked the camera, and then fiddled with it for a while.After an unknown amount of time, he left the kitchen.

Not long after, he came into the room, first smiled at the camera, and then blocked the camera.Then there was no movement in the room.

The director in the monitoring room looked at the pitch-black camera, only feeling heart-scratching and curious.I want to ask the photographer to go in, but I am afraid that it will affect the progress of the shooting.After all, unless there are special circumstances, it is his rule to do variety shows not to enter the room with the photographer.

He had to tell Ye Xiaojiu's follow-up photographer: "Keep an eye on the window of Ye Xiaojiu's room for a while, and report to me immediately if there is any situation."

The cameraman nodded: "Got it."

Not long after, Cheng Qing came back, still holding an unknown object in a black bag, and ran upstairs mysteriously.

When he reappeared in the camera range downstairs, his hands were empty.

The director had no choice but to ask his follow-up photographer: "What did Cheng Qing just take?"

The cameraman replied in a low voice: "He borrowed a hemp rope from the villagers."

"Hemp rope?" The director was confused, "What does he want that thing for?"

"I don't know." The cameraman didn't know why.

While talking, two girls from the dormitory ran out.Among them, Gao Sisi went straight to the monitoring room, called the director outside the door, begging coquettishly for them to make it easier for them to pick and order food.

The director really didn't want to talk to Gao Sisi, but he couldn't stand the shameless girl.The little girl's acting skills are very good, if he ignores her, water mist will come out of her eyes immediately.He couldn't be driven away, he couldn't be said, and the director was so troubled that he forgot about Cheng Qing and Ye Xiaojiu for a while.

The other one, Li Yi, ran to the gate of the vegetable garden to grind the gatekeeper, Xiaozhi was moved by emotion and ideal to let him go.The director took a moment to glance at her, wondering if it was an illusion, she spoke a lot more than usual, and her voice was much louder than usual.

Until Ye Xiaojiu and the photographer suddenly called out to the director: "Director, come quickly!"

Only then did Li Yi and Gao Sisi calm down, and quickly retreated, looking proud of their accomplishments.

Seeing them behave like this, how can the director not know that he has been tricked into turning the tiger away from the mountain!He cursed angrily, turned his head and ran towards the cameraman quickly.

Looking in the direction pointed by the cameraman, I saw the windows of Ye Xiaojiu and Cheng Qing's room were wide open.The one standing by the window was Ye Xiaojiu, and Cheng Qing's grey-haired hair could be seen behind him.

At this moment, Ye Xiaojiu was flexibly pulling two strands of hemp rope in his hands.A bucket was hanging from the bottom of the hemp rope, lying on its side in the chicken coop.You can vaguely see some leftovers inside.And a hen who couldn't stand the temptation was foolishly going into the bucket.

The moment the hen got in, Ye Xiaojiu nimbly pulled the hemp rope alternately with both hands.With the frightened scream of the hen, the bucket stood up and carried the chicken up quickly.

"Fuck!" the director couldn't help but spit out.

NND, take all precautions, I didn't expect someone to come up with a trick of "chicken fishing"!

He patted his bald head heavily, and shouted to the people in the monitoring room: "Quickly think of a way!"

The assistant was the first to stand up: "Director, I have no choice!"

The chicken is trapped in the bucket, what else can I do!

There was no other way, the director and the others could only look up helplessly at the bucket with the hen rising higher and higher, and the smile on Ye Xiaojiu's face became brighter and brighter.

However, when the barrel was about one meter away from the window, a sudden change occurred.The chicken in the bucket suddenly jumped up with all its strength, then flew down and landed safely in the chicken coop.

Ye Xiaojiu looked at the pompous chicken, and then at the empty bucket.It flew away... the chicken he was about to get, right in front of his eyes, flew away...

Below, the director and others who witnessed all this let out a burst of earth-shattering laughter: "Hahahahaha..."

……

Gao Sisi and Li Yihui ran up now, and asked anxiously before entering the door: "How, how, are you caught?"

"Where are the chickens? How many are you holding?"

As soon as the words fell, the two saw Ye Xiaojiu sitting under the window in the room, with an empty bucket in front of him, and two hemp ropes in his hands.

I saw the child hugged his knees with his hands, his eyes were empty, he was muttering something, and he didn't know what he was talking about.Cheng Qing squatted in front of him, stroking his soft hair with distressed face, saying something from time to time, as if coaxing the child.

"What, what's wrong?" Li Yi asked in surprise.

Ye Xiaojiu slowly raised her head, her eyes glazed over, "Chicken, it's flying..."

"Just a little bit, just a little bit, it's on my plate..."

"Can you believe it even came face-to-face with me when it flew up?"

His voice gradually turned to hell: "My shredded chicken, my Hainanese chicken, my chicken soup...it's gone..."