He quit the second generation

[God TM's spa hahahaha, I don't let the back of my head go, it's too ruthless Ye Xiaogou]

[Come down you!Mamma Mia, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard]

[I can act so well, I thought I was really bitten by something]

[Hahahaha, before pulling people down, I still know to check the bottom to see if there is anything that will hurt people. 2333 is not afraid of Xiaojiugou, I am afraid that the dog is still careful]

[Pfft, the conscience of the beauty industry, Xiaojiu brand spa, you deserve it! ]

……

The barrage was painted as if it was Chinese New Year, but Ye Xiaojiu didn't have the time to look carefully, he was shocked by Shen Nai's phrase "the number one dog in domestic entertainment", and wanted to ask him if he knew about internal entertainment?

He said slowly: "...Thank you, although it doesn't feel like a good word."

"Think about it," Shen Nai comforted, "Dogs are your biggest feature. I don't think anyone in the entertainment industry is better than you at this point."

"So I am an irreplaceable existence?" Ye Xiaojiu joked.

Shen Nai said: "Everyone is an irreplaceable existence in the eyes of some people. For example, fans who really like you, such as me. Fans are nothing more than fans. At least in my eyes, you are a unique existence."

When he said this, his expression was extremely serious, without ridicule, without any other emotions, as if he was just stating a fact.There is only a clear sincerity in those eyes that are good at disguising.

But he probably didn't know that such a serious look, coupled with such words, would be... alluring to those who were very close to him.

At least at this moment, Ye Xiaojiu, who was less than half a meter away from him, was beating wildly.He couldn't help feeling that the descriptions in the novel weren't all nonsense, the good-looking president's earnest appearance really touched people's hearts.

Swallowing, he quietly took a deep breath, and then said: "Stop talking nonsense, watch TV."

There is no response?Shen Nai was a little puzzled by Monk Zhang Er, didn't the child tell him that he hoped to get his affirmation?Why is it that I followed his will, and the child doesn't seem to be satisfied?

It's so hard to follow!Shen Nai thought, it seems that I have to buy a few more books tomorrow.The current book is obviously not very good, and the routines taught are not as many as Ye Xiaojiu hinted!If things go on like this, when will Ye Xiaojiu stop acting with him and instead confess her love to him openly!

He had no choice but to turn his head to look at the show, thinking in his heart that if he turned around and let people set Ye Xiaojiu up, he would see how he likes to be pursued.

In the program, the director "snapped" his head out of the mud, and called Ye Xiaojiu's name through gritted teeth.The child who was named had crooked eyebrows and sweet dimples, and smiled brightly and waved to him: "Hey, I'm here!"

The comedy effect was perfect, and Shen Nai finally couldn't help laughing out loud: "It's so stupid! I feel sorry for the director hahaha..."

Ye Xiaojiu also laughed, and said, "He's not pitiful, isn't he the one who started it. This is called retribution."

Ye Xiaojiu in the show even pretended to be dead and told the director that he went to a spa worth hundreds of dollars for free, and Cheng Qing couldn't stop him even if he pulled him behind.In the later stage, the flames on the director's body became higher and higher.Seeing this picture, the netizens directly brushed the barrage to the point where they could barely see it clearly.

[The director is a typical example of fighting eagles all day long and finally being pecked by eagles hahh]

[Laughs and pulls my mother, here she is!Hahahaha the dog has reached a new level]

[Although the director is miserable and pitiful, I still want to say - the dog did a great job! ]

[It's so fun, even Cheng Qing can't stop him, it's so funny to them]

[Pfft, the cameraman is so bad that he even took a close-up of the director's face!Add chicken thighs! ]

[I heard the staff giggling goose goose goose...]

……

The next more interesting scene happened - in the show, the director finally stretched out his magic claws to Ye Xiaojiu bitterly, marching towards his cheek.As a result, Ye Xiaojiu used his quick reaction speed like a dog, and pulled Cheng Qing beside him.In the end, Cheng Qing took it on his behalf and was pinched in the face by the director.

Ye Xiaojiu, who sold her brother, was finally suppressed by the angry Cheng Qing and the director together, and was forced to accept the baptism in the quagmire.The scene was chaotic for a while, the camera was a little shaken, and there was uncontrollable laughter from the staff who couldn't get rid of it.

Shen Nai's laughter went further, and it was gradually getting closer to the crowing of geese.The chick Nai Sheng, who was dozing on the ground, was woken up by him, chirping and laughing one after another, so happy.

Ye Xiaojiu also thought it was funny, but as the person involved, he didn't get out of control.He looked worriedly at the armrest of the sofa that was made "bang bang" by Shen Nai, thinking that his boss was a bit of a prodigal, and if he continued to take pictures, he would collapse!

The scuffle in the show was still going on, Ye Xiaojiu was outnumbered and obviously at a disadvantage.Then there was a strange cheering sound on the edge of the quagmire: "Little clay figurine, stand up, come on..."

It turned out that a female middle school student brought a few children to cheer Ye Xiaojiu up.At this time, the program team also included a scene that Ye Xiaojiu didn't know about. It was a small interview where the staff caught up with the little girl afterwards and asked her why she suddenly cheered up.

In the camera, the little girl whose cartoon profile picture was posted was full of righteousness: "I just can't see them playing two against one and bullying the weak."

Shen Nai pointed at Ye Xiaojiu, unable to speak well: "Weak... Weak, goose goose..."

Well, the laughter has gone completely goose.Ye Xiaojiu's sharp eyes saw that Nasheng was frightened by his father's maniacal laughter, and pulled a lump of poop on the ground.The position was at Shen Nai's feet, so the visual inspection would not cause him any trouble.So Ye Xiaojiu sighed and turned to look at the barrage.

[Where is the head, where is my head?Who saw that I lost my head laughing hahaha...]

[Oh my god, I knelt for laughing hhh this show is not a god! ]

[The little clay figurine hahaha is so cute!By the way, this little girl is the one who said on Weibo that Xiao Jiu sent some barbecue to their family, right?I remember she said that she cheered up Xiaojiu]

[It should be, she is now the little fan in Xiaojiu Chaochao 2333]

[I can’t laugh anymore, I’m so fucking dead, I’m so laughing that I burst into tears]

……

Sure enough, the big guys still like to have fun.Ye Xiaojiu sighed, turned her head to Shen Nai, who was laughing endlessly, and said friendly: "Do you need to help you stop laughing?"

Shen Nai hurriedly waved his hands, trying hard to hold back his laughter.Who knows what Ye Xiaojiu's method of stopping laughing is, what if it is to give him a big mouth!

Of course, the possibility of sewing his mouth up with a needle and thread is not ruled out.

Seeing that he barely stopped laughing and attacking, Ye Xiaojiu finally continued watching the show with satisfaction.In the show, the three of them were fighting like life-and-death enemies a second ago, and shook hands and made peace after a while, and Ye Xiaojiu and Cheng Qing were still cooperating, using Ye Xiaojiu's special barbecue skills to lure the director to agree to help them work.

Thus, the first director in the history of variety shows who went down to the quagmire to help the guests was born. The scene was so warm and warm that it made people laugh.

[The director didn't resist the temptation of food, I'm so disappointed hhh]

[Director: Don't blame me, blame Gou'er and Qing Zai for being too good at it, who can bear their descriptions QWQ]

[It’s also the first time I’ve seen a director in a variety show who assigns tasks to guests and has to help them complete them by himself, XSWL]

[Another famous scene, this show will probably go down in history hahaha]

Ye Xiaojiu was very happy watching, and Shen Nai who was beside him also said, "Director Yu is probably the least dignified director in history, not one of them. After this show is finished, he probably wants to lose his fans. Fortunately, he is a director. Don't rely on fans to eat..."

Being pitted into the mud and tricked into being a coolie again, it's too miserable really!

Ye Xiaojiu disagreed: "I respect him a lot, really! It doesn't matter if no one is a fan of him, I can be a fan of him."

"Then you make data for him?" Shen Nai unexpectedly knows the fan circle culture quite well.

Ye Xiaojiu was suspiciously silent: "Forget it, I'll just go off the fan." He didn't even bother to do his own data.

Shen Nai was happy again, yes, this is a puppy!

In the show, this will cut to the scene of Gao Sisi and Li Yi, the two girls are busy in the yard, no more idle than the three old men in the mud.During the period, because Gao Sisi found a vegetable worm in the baby dish, he was so scared that he cried and made up, which amused the audience.

Ye Xiaojiu also watched and shook her head: "What a good protein, why bother! It's not a good idea to supplement the young cubs!"

Shen Nai also tsk-tsk said: "This girl, who can stand her in the future!"

"Actually, it's okay, but she's a bit squeamish. She's still pretty cute when she's not acting." Ye Xiaojiu spoke from the bottom of her heart.

Shen Nai's heart was inexplicably sour, and he couldn't help but look at Gao Sisi again.After a while, he said coldly: "The sharp-billed monkey cheeks are so cute!"

Sharp-billed monkey cheeks?Ye Xiaojiu looked at Gao Sisi's alluring appearance, which was called the most beautiful face among the female stars of the same period.This time she has obviously gained a little weight, her cheeks are still a little fleshy, and she is a little more cute than coquettish.

Looking at Shen Nai's indifferent face again, Ye Xiaojiu finally couldn't help asking: "Boss, have you ever been in love?"

Shen Nai's face froze, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.No, I'm chasing!

Ye Xiaojiu then understood, touched her chin, and said sympathetically, "I understand the reason why you have never had a date."

Poor, so pitiful!At a young age, the aesthetics are different from ordinary people, how can the word "miserable" be called "miserable"!

Shen Nai: "..."

He couldn't understand the routine this time, Shen Nai thought with some headache, could it be that Ye Xiaojiu was implying that his revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to redouble their efforts?

Helplessly, Ye Xiaojiu's routines have always been limited, seeing that he has turned his eyes back to the program, Shen Nai had no choice but to put down his thoughts for the time being.

In the program, the three of Ye Xiaojiu returned to the yard with their bodies covered in mud, and the villagers looked at them like monkeys.Then Gao Sisi, who saw the three "clay figurines" head-on, was frightened and screamed on the spot.

Afterwards, there was a classic scene of the three of them standing in the vegetable field, being punched into the mud by Gao Sisi and Li Yi with water guns.

[Fuck this picture is too amazing hahaha]

[God fucking "hey", the dog is so fucking funny hhh]

[Laughing to death, the picture of flushing water standing in rows is so like a dog coming back from playing in the mud, it's so cute]

[After flushing the water, he picked a tomato, so the dog chose to flush the vegetable garden to steal the tomato, right?]

[Mom laughed so hard that her scalp tingled, who noticed that the director rolled Xiaojiu's eyes and rolled her eyes...]

……

The barrage was very lively, but Ye Xiaojiu swallowed, a little bit missing the taste of tomatoes that day.He looked at Shen Nai, but saw that he was staring at the screen, as if in a daze.

"Is it because of my wit?" Ye Xiaojiu thought to himself, "There are very few smart men like me in the world!"

Shen Nai didn't answer, still lost in thought.

Ye Xiaojiu asked worriedly, "Boss, what are you thinking?" While speaking, he waved his hand in front of his boss.

Only then did Shen Nai come back to his senses, looked at him, and then at Ye Xiaojiu who was smiling sweetly with a bit of complacency on the screen.

The child on the screen flexibly shakes the orange-red tomato with one fair and slender hand, and strokes the wet hair with the other hand.The slender and thin figure is wrapped under the soaked T-shirt, the outline is clear and thin, but it doesn't look like a chicken, it seems that there are still muscles that should be there.

Especially the four-pack abs, which are looming, make people want to take a second look involuntarily.No, you can clearly see that Gao Sisi's eyes rest on Ye Xiaojiu more times than usual, with a green light in his eyes.

Subjectively, Shen Nai felt that she was ugly and mean.

"Boss?" Ye Xiaojiu, who couldn't wait for his response, asked again: "What are you thinking?"

Shen Nai finally looked at him, without hiding it, and said bluntly: "I suspect you are engaging in wet temptation."

Ye Xiaojiu looked at the laughter in the barrage, but none of them mentioned related words, and only felt a question mark on his forehead.

After a while, he finally responded lightly: "Boss, your heart is broken."