He quit the second generation

"........."

The sentence "I can't give birth" ended the topic.

In some respects, the two can be said to have a tacit understanding, at least the brain circuits can be connected.

The two looked at each other for a while, and lowered their heads to eat noodles together.

"Goudan" or "Gousheng" were not used in the end. Ye Xiaojiu tried to change the name: "Either it is called Naisheng, or I use it to make chicken stewed mushrooms. You choose one."

Shen Nai was shocked, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and said, "If you can't have a baby, can I?"

Ye Xiaojiu slightly raised her eyelids to look at him, smiled coldly, stretched out her hand and pulled the half bowl of instant noodles left in front of her, and said calmly, "Can I give birth now?"

Shen Nai: "..." Wronged.JPG.

He gritted his teeth and comforted himself: "Nasheng is Naisheng, it's not bad at all."

Only then did Ye Xiaojiu return the noodles to him with satisfaction, and gave him a "teachable child" look of approval.

The small appearance is not bad, Shen Nai could only grit his teeth and said angrily: "Nasheng is so small, why do you have the heart to threaten me with it? It is only so big, how many pieces of meat can be stewed!"

"So why do you only raise one?" Ye Xiaojiu was also quite puzzled, "Keeping one is just raising, and raising a litter is also raising, isn't it? If a few more are stewed together, it will be enough to eat!"

"How do you know that I only bought one!" Shen Nai said stiffly, "It's not that you are inexperienced, and you've been raised to death!"

It was already hot, and the few chickens that Lao Duan helped him buy showed signs of heatstroke.After Shen Nai got them, he was afraid that they would be overheated, so he put them in the villa and let them blow the air conditioner for two days.I also wanted to strengthen nutrition for the little things so that they could grow faster, so I fed them milk...

Then there was no more, and there was only one chick left, Nasheng.

After hearing what he said, Ye Xiaojiu looked like a ghost, she didn't know how he managed to say such words in a confident tone.He reached out from under the coffee table and took out a curled-up copy of "108 Tips for Raising Chicks". He was amazed: "If you follow the book, you will be raised to death?!"

Shen Nai: "...books, I only bought them after I was raised to death."

"..." The way Ye Xiaojiu looked at Nasheng had changed.After a long time, he finally accepted the little guy from the bottom of his heart.He reached out and stroked Nasheng's little feather: "It turned out to be a little lucky chicken! Well, I won't eat you, and you will be our pet from now on!"

Shen Nai looked at Nasheng with murderous look in his eyes, pet?No, no, this is not his original intention of raising the little guy!

Unaware that he was jumping back and forth several times on the line of life and death, Nasheng tilted his little head, and his small black eyes were filled with a loving mother's smile. Ye Xiaojiu: "Hey?"

Peace was restored in the living room until Shen Nai finished the last sip of soup.Seeing that Ye Xiaojiu was still eating slowly, he had nothing to say: "Do you know what it looks like when you said you were going to stew it with naan?"

Ye Xiaojiu was extra perfunctory: "Huh?"

Shen Nai continued: "Like Snow White and Cinderella's stepmother."

Ye Xiaojiu: "Then do you know what you look like raising a brood of chickens to death?"

The corner of his mouth twitched, and his expression became strangely gloomy: "Death."

Shen Nai: "..." Well, it's another day of hurting each other.

Aunt Li was not at the villa at night, so the heavy responsibility of washing the dishes naturally fell on Shen Nai.He was also self-conscious, and when Ye Xiaojiu put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth with a paper towel, he took the initiative to take the bowls and chopsticks and walked into the kitchen.

Ye Xiaojiu watched with emotion, and touched Nasheng's little feather: "Your father is quite self-conscious, and he doesn't have the airs of a president at all."

When Shen Nai came out, Ye Xiaojiu had already changed the SIM card to the new phone he gave him, and downloaded various commonly used software.At this moment, he was scrolling through Weibo, and when he saw Shen Nai coming out, he said: "It seems that the last episode of "Things in the Dormitory" was broadcast two hours ago, let's watch it together?"

"Look!" Shen Nai rolled his sleeves and said, "I want to see what kind of shit you can do!"

Ye Xiaojiu rolled his eyes at him, and skillfully picked up the remote control to search for programs.

In the last episode, Cheng Qing, Gao Sisi, and Li Yi blew up the kitchen together. At the beginning of this episode, the program team gave a post-disaster scene in the kitchen, which shocked the audience.It also surprised Shen Nai: "This...they are probably not the biggest killers in the world, right?"

Seeing his shocked appearance, Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help laughing: "I thought so too at the beginning. Then I thought about putting a sticker on the kitchen door saying that the three of them and dogs are not allowed in."

"Thank you for not insulting the dog," Shen Nai complained, "My dog ​​is not so lethal."

It was only then that Ye Xiaojiu remembered that Shen Nai had a dog, and he asked, "When will your dog come back?"

"It depends on when my mother puts it back." Shen Nai nodded to Nasheng who was squatting on the ground and dozing, "But think about it, it's better not to be too fast, lest that silly dog ​​come back and swallow Nasheng in one bite."

"That's right, don't make the chickens and dogs restless." Ye Xiaojiu thought, and when he was free, he had to persuade his boss to separate the yard so that the chickens and dogs had their own space.

It's best to open up a vegetable garden again, fresh!

However, Shen Nai only had their CP name in his heart - "Chicken Fly Dog Jump".He thought, maybe their chickens and dogs can also become CPs?

In the show, Ye Xiaojiu returned to the dormitory, and was warmly welcomed by the big guy like meeting an old friend in a foreign land.Then he turned around and left his friends who only had him in his heart, and ran to count the chickens.

[Hahahaha, it’s true that the dog really loves the chicken. ]

[Man is not as good as chicken series 2333]

[Laughing, Sister Yiyi, your image is gone!Similar to Gao Sisi's upper body.But I feel that after being with Ye Xiaojiu for a long time, the image can still be there all the time, that is quite a miracle]

Afterwards, when Ye Xiaojiu asked everyone what they had done like a grown-up, she laughed a lot.

[I almost shouted "report teacher" hhh]

[Shocked, the youngest is actually the head of the dormitory! ]

[Pfft hahaha, Cheng Qing: The kitchen was blown up!Xiao Jiu suspected that she had heard wrong.Laughing crazy, I fuck]

Shen Nai watched and shook his head: "It seems that this year's artists are not very good."

Ye Xiaojiu squinted at him: "I'm good, okay?"

Here it comes again, Shen Nai thought, the child is hinting at something indescribable to him again!It's a pity that although I have decided to respond to him and pursue him as he wished, but in some aspects, my feelings and timing have not yet come.That's all, just pretend you don't understand!

He had no choice but to pretend that he didn't understand, and looked at the program.In the show, Ye Xiaojiu was covered in Buddha's light by the later P, and provided self-heating meals for three hungry friends.Then, when the three little friends were working hard, the Buddha's light gradually turned black.I saw him holding the devil's horns and smiling evilly at his friends: "Two hundred a meal, thank you for your patronage."

One sentence made the trio in the fried kitchen choke and choke, so miserable.The barrage of netizens is also densely packed, and it is hard for people to see clearly.

[Too dog box box box]

[The devil's horn is too suitable, add chicken legs to the later stage! ]

[Laughing, two hundred a meal, too daring dog]

Shen Nai frowned, what's wrong with charging two hundred for the meal delivered by his dog himself, what's wrong!He hasn't yet!I don't know if self-heating rice is good or not...

Ye Xiaojiu also stroked her chin and fell into deep thought, so did he get back the meal money?

And then because Ye Xiaojiu wanted to charge them for their meals, the trio who planned to partner up with him finally changed their attitude 180 degrees under the double threat of Ye Xiaojiu's "living expenses + instant noodles" and gave him a dog-leg massage to make coffee. It caused a lot of jokes among netizens.

[real world hhh]

[Only Gao Sisi didn't react at all, hahaha, why didn't these sisters find her so naive before]

[In the past, I only noticed her gestures. Since the dog perfectly restrained her gestures, her other advantages have been revealed. It's quite fun, girl]

[Xiao Jiu really grasped everyone's lifeline perfectly hahaha, good job]

[Xiao Jiu is almost at the top of the food chain, she is so witty]

Ye Xiaojiu lifted her chin slightly, feeling a little proud, that's a must!

Noticing his proud little appearance, Shen Nai smiled unconsciously, Xiao Aojiao is so cute.

Afterwards, the show broadcast a picture of them going out to make big purchases the next day and preparing barbecue materials.During the period, Ye Xiaojiu also taught the three friends how to quickly and ruthlessly bargain with the market stall owners, which made many netizens say that they learned it.

When they returned to the dormitory to prepare things after the broadcast, but found that the program team rented the oven they were going to borrow first, and threatened them to dig lotus roots, Shen Nai frowned: "Then you go dug?"

Ye Xiaojiu nodded: "Dig it."

Looking at his calm face, Shen Nai was very suspicious: "You will be so obedient and obedient? This is not like you."

Ye Xiaojiu smiled slightly: "Look down and you will know."

Shen Nai then continued to watch with doubts, and after a while, he saw the picture that would be mentioned whenever he mentioned the famous scenes of variety shows in the future——

Ye Xiaojiu, who pretended to have her foot bitten by something, walked towards the director in the quagmire with a mask of pain, and reached out for help.

Then at the moment when the director anxiously grabbed his hand, the child grinned and forcefully said, "Come down!"

Hearing only a sound of "pa", the director fell into the pool and floated on the mud in the shape of "big".That's all, while talking to Cheng Qing, Ye Xiaojiu lifted up the director's hat, and smeared mud on the back of his bald head, calling it a "spa" for the director.

Looking at the back of the director's head that was worthy of a close-up in the show, Ye Xiaojiu turned to look at Shen Nai, and smiled slightly: "Do you look like me now?"

Shen Nai: "...Like, very much like it!"

Ye Xiaojiu was satisfied, and said with some expectation: "Is there anything you want to say to me? For example, praise me or something."

Shen Nai thought for a while, gave him a thumbs up, and sincerely boasted: "The number one dog in domestic entertainment!"