What kind of scene is it like for an old man to yell at the vegetable market with the pretentious waving of a handkerchief by a bustard?

Answer: The double stimulation of vision and vision can make people wish they could be deaf and blind directly.

Across the screen, Shen Nai was already laughing so much that he almost rolled off the sofa, and at the same time, he couldn't bear to move his eyes to the newly bought baby chick in the cage, it was his last bit of tenderness to his eyes.

The fans in the live broadcast room were also going crazy, and the bullet screens flew up.

[Uncle: I can’t afford it, I can’t afford it, I withdraw hahahaha]

[Laughing like crazy, so exciting]

[Uncle’s happiness is beyond our imagination, He He He...]

[Help, my eyes and ears are protesting against me ahhh]

……

Lin You and the others at the scene were also obviously shocked. Lu Zige covered his eyes and regretted endlessly: "Why did I say you are like a bustard!"

Lin Youyou smiled and said: "Come on, you call it recruiting? It's almost like chasing away!"

Store Manager He also came over at this meeting, hesitantly said to Ye Xiaojiu: "Xiao Jiu, why don't you teach them, I think they did well before..."

Ye Xiaojiu: "..." This knife is so good, it can be said that it does not hurt much, but is extremely insulting.

He wiped his face, raised his slender fingers, squeezed the towel with his orchid fingers and shook it again.He softened his voice again, with soft eyebrows, a slight smile, pinched his throat and said softly: "Master~~~Come and play~~~"

He doesn't believe in that evil thing!

The refreshing young man in white T-shorts has lively eyes and a smile, and is gentle and pleasant.The voice is also soft and has a bit of ancient rhyme, and even the towel gently waving between the fingers seems to have some fragrance...

Lin You immediately rubbed his fingers, and rushed towards him with a manic smile: "Master is coming hahaha..."

Chen Jingchi didn't say anything, and smiled like a disciple: "Master, I'm here too!"

So after a while, Ye Xiaojiu was manipulated by the two big brothers, and she couldn't even keep her handsome hairstyle, which is very pitiful.

Shen Nai in front of the mobile phone felt his fist harden, especially when he saw Ye Xiaojiu who was messing around with a smile on his face, and his hair was still green.

Director Yan in the distance told the staff silently: "Remember to ask Ye Xiaojiu to put on an ancient costume in the later stage, and also remember to P for her hair."

"Director, is P the oiran? It's a pity for him to be a bustard."

Director Yan was very satisfied to see the staff being so upbeat: "Smart!"

Lu Zige was the only one among the guests who didn't rush up. He stood there with his arms folded and looked at his camera with emotion: "This time it feels like that."

[Pfft, does it smell like a bustard? ]

[Hahaha so cute, I can do it too! ]

[Little beauty~~ Grandpa, I’m here too hahaha...]

……

A few minutes later, the few people who had finished their nonsense returned to their respective posts to perform their duties.Then at a corner of the beach, the following strange scene appeared in front of the barbecue stand with colorful lights:

The three elders each held a colorful towel, each occupying one side, waving the towel and pinching their throats, shouting at innocent passers-by: "Master, come and try~~~"

And behind them, a young man with exquisite appearance in front of the oven was concentrating on roasting meat, and a strong man in his 30s was helping him.

The netizens in the live broadcast room had already laughed wildly, and even Director Yan in the distance was also laughing.Laughing and thinking bitterly, why do you feel that the style of this show is getting more and more out of line?

What about the high-emotional business host Lin Da who controls the scene, the calm and poetic Chen Da songwriter, and the steady and elegant Lu Lao?Why, it was all misled by Ye Xiaosha Sculpture? !

This is not the original intention of their program!Director Yan thought, it seems that the next episode has to be changed, and they can't let them live so easily and deviate from the original intention of the show!

They are a serious survival program!

Ye Xiaojiu's grilled skewers are truly amazing, I haven't eaten them yet, just smelling them will whet my appetite.Therefore, although the three big stars worked like crazy to "attract customers", they were actually chasing customers, and many passers-by still patronized the barbecue stall under great pressure.

After a while, the barbecue stalls were full, and many people even packed them up to take away.The customers placed one order after another, and Ye Xiaojiu continued to grill the skewers deftly, and his movements were more familiar than Manager He's.

Store manager He looked at him with starry eyes.

After there were too many people, store manager He, who became a waiter, was overwhelmed, so he hurriedly recalled the three of them, Lin You, and asked them to come back to help serve as waiters.All of a sudden, the whole barbecue booth was full of fireworks and voices, and it was very lively.

During the period, Ye Xiaojiu also took the time to bake some chicken wings for the three elder brothers to save them from starving.

I was busy until eleven o'clock in the evening, and there were not many ingredients and drinks left, so the store manager reluctantly took a blackboard and wrote "Closed" in three characters, and placed it in front of the stall.Seeing this, some customers who came here especially for the name had to leave with regret.

The three of you, Lin You, were all so exhausted that they helped put away the tables and chairs, leaving only one that was big enough for them to sit on.As soon as the three of them sat down, Ye Xiaojiu brought a large plate of steaming barbecue of various colors to the table: "Thanks for your hard work."

Manager He also came up with a case of beer, smiling so hard that he couldn't see his eyes: "You all have worked hard."

"It's not easy," Lin You stretched his shoulders and said with a smile, "But Xiao Jiu has worked the hardest. She has been standing and baking without stopping."

"Indeed," Store Manager He nodded straightly, "Today's business is so hot that you don't have time to rest. Fortunately, I saved the ingredients and drinks you want to eat in advance, otherwise you wouldn't have eaten."

Ye Xiaojiu gave Manager He a thumbs up: "Wise."

Store Manager He laughed even more happily, and at the invitation of Lin You and the others, he also sat down to eat together.

"I really didn't expect that the barbecue made by Xiaojiu is so delicious. How about I call you Ye Xiaojiu God in the future!" Chen Jingchi took a bite of a chicken wing and gave Ye Xiaojiu a thumbs up.

"It must be good, otherwise how could I agree to let you come to work here." The store manager He said with a smile, poured wine for Ye Xiaojiu, and discussed: "Xiao Jiu, why don't you cooperate with me? You provide technology I will pay, let's make the business bigger and stronger together? Or, how about you invest in technology stocks?"

Good guy, Ye Xiaojiu is the only person who can earn a shareholder as a temporary worker these days. Lin You and the others look at Ye Xiaojiu differently at this moment.What a little artist or a child, this is a little golden boy, sweet and sweet!

Ye Xiaojiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Brother, I think being an actor is pretty good, and I quite like this profession."

Store Manager He was visibly disappointed: "Okay..."

It's not just a matter of seasoning, Ye Xiaojiu's mastery of the heat is also excellent, the baked things are just right, just looking at them is quite craving.Store manager He has been doing barbecue for several years, but he has not been able to bake to his level.Because of this, he wanted to keep Ye Xiaojiu, who wanted to expand his business.

It's a pity... people don't want to.Forget it, since you don't have this blessing, then...

Store manager He began to reach out to the barbecue plate frequently, trying to comfort his lost heart by eating enough at one time.

Seeing this, Lin You and the others were not to be outdone, and the three began to speed up, for fear that anyone would eat less than the other.The scene almost got out of control.

In front of the live broadcast room, Shen Nai looked at the grilled skewers that were in close-up, sizzling with oil and steam, and couldn't help swallowing, eyes full of envy.Turning his gaze to the sleeping chick, he began to look forward to the day when the chicken would be raised.

Seeing the four old men and children gobbling it up like they were scrambling for food, Ye Xiaojiu looked disgusted, silently copied a piece of chicken wing and ate it leisurely.Probably because he smelled too much oily smoke, he didn't have much appetite for this meeting, and he still had time to watch the live broadcast room with his mobile phone.

[Recording a program almost didn’t record it, but it’s okay hhh]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

[It looks very fragrant, silently click on the takeaway platform...]

[Hahaha Brother Lu, pay attention to your image, hello]

[Pfft, they're about to fight, die laughing!Then again, I also want to try Xiaojiu's handicraft]

……

Ye Xiaojiu looked at the camera, smiled and shook the chicken wings in his hand: "If there is a chance, I will make a video for you to teach you how to do it."

There was a lot of applause in the barrage.

Shen Nai suddenly thought proudly, you can only learn through videos, but he can wait for Ye Xiaojiu to come back and ask him to bake it for himself!Hey, just ask the pisser?

It's a pity that I still want to struggle a little bit more and maintain a sense of mystery, otherwise he will post on Weibo and envy netizens in the big account.

When the stomach is full, the big guys can be considered leisurely and slow down to chat with beer and snacks.A few big men chatted from Tiannan to Haibei, and it happened that the boss was also able to brag, and Hu Tianhai's bragging was very interesting.

After drinking too much, he dragged Ye Xiaojiu and cried and shouted that he would become half-brothers, which made Ye Xiaojiu almost cry, and made Lin You and the others laugh so hard that they almost knelt down.

It wasn't until late at night, when the sea breeze became stronger and the big guy fell asleep, that the supper was completely over.Ye Xiaojiu didn't drink too much alcohol, and with the consent of the store manager, he roasted all the remaining ingredients before collecting the food, and distributed them to the program staff.There are not many things, but each person can get one or two strings.

Director Yan, who tasted the mutton skewers, regretted that he didn't have the cheek to join them just now.Delicious, Little Chef Ye is well-deserved of his reputation!

The so-called cannibalism is short-sighted. In the end, the staff took the initiative to help clean up the venue, and also helped to send the drunk shop manager and Lin You back.

This night's live broadcast ended with Ye Xiaojiu's three-point drunken smile. He and the staff had just thrown Lin You into the tent with a slight smile and said to the camera: "Good night."

Shen Nai in front of the phone also responded with a soft smile: "Good night."

Early the next morning, after Ye Xiaojiu was woken up by the alarm clock, as soon as she went out, she found 1000 yuan was pressed by a stone at the door of the tent, and there was a note: I drank too much last night, so I forgot to pay you.Thank you for your hard work!

Ye Xiaojiu couldn't laugh or cry, store manager He was too polite.What they ate and drank last night was worth hundreds of dollars at least, so why do they need to pay extra!

But he didn't have the contact information of the store manager, and that store was a mobile booth, so it would be long gone.There was no other way, Ye Xiaojiu had no choice but to leave the money and the note to Lin You, who was still awake, and let them deal with it.

He quietly got up and walked out of the tent, waving at the camera: "I'm going to make an announcement, see you in the next episode."

His follow-up videographer whispered: "The director said, I have to follow up and live broadcast until I send you on the plane."

So thoughtful?Ye Xiaojiu was surprised for a moment, then nodded again: "Okay."

He didn't bring many things with him for this recording, and his assistant Huang An also came up to help clean it up, and the two left quietly with the camera crew.

On the way, Ye Xiaojiu reluctantly handed back the cell phone of the program group to the staff, and exchanged it for her own cell phone.The staff member said: "Are you not willing to part with Brother Lin and the others?"

"Well," Ye Xiaojiu nodded, "They're all pretty nice."

"So, do you want to leave a message for them?"

Ye Xiaojiu thought for a while, pinched her waist with one hand and lifted her chin slightly, and laughed like a dog: "Wait obediently, I will be back!"

The staff smiled kindly: "I will tell the truth."

Ye Xiaojiu thanked her, and was about to turn on her mobile phone, but found that it couldn't be turned on, and she didn't know if it was broken or out of battery.Thinking about getting on the plane later, he simply stopped driving and started chatting with the staff instead.

When he arrived at the airport, he was fully armed, with his mask and hat on.Then get out of the car with the assistant and the camera crew.Before entering the gate of the airport, I saw a familiar figure at the gate.

Ye Xiaojiu stopped and called him, "Xiaolu?"

The man turned his head, and then a look of surprise appeared on his face: "Brother Xiao Jiu, we meet again!"

Who is it other than the little painter who painted fake abs for Ye Xiaojiu!Ye Xiaojiu said angrily, "It's hard for you to lie to me!"

Xiaolu was very embarrassed: "I'm sorry, Brother Xiaojiu, I didn't expect you to soak in seawater for so long..."

He handed over another bag, which contained two eggs and a bottle of milk: "Brother Xiaojiu, I specially sent you some food to make amends, please forgive me?"

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Ye Xiaojiu was still angry.He didn't do it on purpose, and besides, he painted his abs for free. It's his own fault, so how can he blame him!

Thinking of this, he said to Xiaolu: "It's okay, actually, I should thank you for helping me draw my abs..." Although it was lost in the end, it included his image.

Xiaolu hurriedly waved his hand: "No thanks, no thanks! Then, Brother Xiaojiu, I won't delay you. I'm going home. Have a safe journey, ah!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Lu stuffed something into Ye Xiaojiu's hand, and hurried away.

Ye Xiaojiu was carrying the small bag, and looked at the assistant a little helplessly: "Is this considered corruption and bribery?"

The little assistant scratched at the yellow hair, and said hesitantly, "It doesn't count...whose family only corrupts two eggs and a bottle of milk!"

"That's right." Ye Xiaojiu breathed a sigh of relief and turned to enter the airport.During the period, he also took time to look at the display screen in front of the camera, and saw that the netizens who got up early in the live broadcast room were scrolling the barrage of "so rigorous".He didn't pay much attention until he came to the waiting room.

The assistant had already gone to collect the tickets. Seeing that it was still early, Ye Xiaojiu chatted with the staff while taking out milk and plugging in a straw.Picking up another egg feels a little bit wrong.

However, the staff was grabbing him to the point of chatting, and he didn't take that strange feeling to heart.He took the egg and tapped it lightly on the armrest of the chair, then held it in his hand with a little force.

Hearing a "click", Ye Xiaojiu only had a transparent yellow liquid and broken eggshells left in her hands...

With a dull face, he stared at the egg shell and egg liquid in his hand for a long time.Finally, as if he had woken up, he turned his neck so that he could hear the sound of "click" and "click", and looked at the camera.

A ghostly voice resounded in the live broadcast room: "Little! Lu! You fake fan!"

He even gave him raw eggs to eat! ! !

After walking far away, Xiaolu sneezed loudly, thinking that Brother Xiaojiu must be praising him for his thoughtfulness, which is different from those fake fans in the live broadcast room, hehe!

Well, but he seems to have forgotten something...

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