He quit the second generation

What should I do if the abdominal muscles are disobedient?Answer: Just one meal.

Ye Xiaojiu stretched out his hand and patted his abs lightly, his action was extremely loving, like a contemporary parent who hates his own child.

He used to have six-pack abs... But life, he just ate him two...

This operation directly made Lin You and the others laugh so hard that they couldn't speak, and the netizens in the live broadcast room were not much better.

[Laughing yue, fuck me, goddamn's abs don't live up to expectations, so I have to pat it affectionately]

[It’s too stupid hahaha, so before and Xiaolu hid in the room and didn’t allow the filming to draw abs? ]

[No, I’m going to laugh like crazy, the key point is that he was so proud before he got into the water]

[Congratulations to Ye Xiaogou for the death scene hhh]

……

Pretend to be X for a while, and die in the crematorium.Faced with Lin You's distorted face and Chen Jingchi's kneeling action, Lu Zige completely disregarded the image of a calm and elegant brother, covering his face and collapsing wildly.Ye Xiaojiu's face was expressionless, as if her soul had been emptied out of her whole body.

He turned his head to look at the cameraman next to him, who was holding a camera that could punch his abs, and You Qi said coldly as if being possessed by his boss: "Can you take pictures of other places?"

The videographer almost suffered internal injuries from holding back his laughter, the hands that carried the camera were shaking and shaking, and finally relied on his strong professionalism to move the camera up to Ye Xiaojiu's cold and handsome face.

It wasn't him who was so serious as if his abs had faded just now.

With great difficulty, Lin You held back his laughter with the self-control ability of a professional host, held his big sunglasses in front of Ye Xiaojiu to act as a microphone, and opened his mouth for an extremely professional interview: "Xiao Jiu, what are you thinking about at this moment?" ?”

Ye Xiaojiu raised her eyelids and said coldly, "My heart is dead, I have no idea."

Lin You's laughter was out of control again.

After ten minutes, everyone can be regarded as completely calm down.Sitting in a circle on the beach, Lu Zige touched his real abs, looked at Ye Xiaojiu's four pieces of the same style, and asked, "Is the remaining four real? "

Ye Xiaojiu directly took his hand and placed it on her belly, trying to prove her innocence.

Finally, Shen Nai, who had a little time to spare in his busy schedule, opened the live broadcast room at one o'clock, and this was what he saw - the man he had just decided to have, took a man's hand and put it on his belly.

At that moment, Shen Nai was dumbfounded.

Just as Lao Duan came in with a cup of coffee, he frowned as he looked at the phone in a daze: "What's wrong with you?"

Shen Nai was in a trance, looked up at him, and said like a ghost: "Did you see a beam of light?"

It seems that the disease is not clear, Duan Wen asked worriedly: "What light?"

Shen Nai: "The green light of love."

Paragraph: "???"

Ye Xiaojiu was completely unaware that his self-proving of innocence had already made his boss feel the power of the green grassland. He lifted his chin slightly, and said arrogantly and indifferently with the same style that the boss used to pretend: "How about it, it's true!"

Lu Zige touched it twice, then withdrew his hand, nodded after pondering for a moment: "It feels pretty good, how many months?"

Ye Xiaojiu: "...you have it!"

Lin You and Chen Jingchi looked at each other, and then rushed forward without saying a word, with four hands scrambling to greet Ye Xiaojiu's abs.

"I touch first, I first..."

"I first, I first, I also want to feel the touch..."

Ye Xiaojiu was terrified, turned around and ran into the sea.

Seeing this, the people on the shore burst into laughter.The netizens in the live broadcast room were not too panicked.

[I also want to touch hhh]

[Pfft, it's okay to turn around and run into the sea, but it's unexpected to have four pack abs for real]

[It's so funny hahaha, I finally landed on the shore, and now I'm going to plunge in again]

...Perhaps in this world, Shen Nai is the only one who feels relieved for Ye Xiaojiu who has escaped from the clutches of the devil and sincerely breathes a sigh of relief.Good thing the green light didn't spread any further.

It's a pity that the live broadcast room can't replay until the end of the day, and he won't be able to know what happened in front of him for a while.

Ye Xiaojiu, who was a little white in the waves, finally went ashore again under the condition that Lin You and other elder brothers vowed not to hit his abdominal muscles again.

The first thing I did after landing was to shout to the camera: "Xiaolu, are you watching the live broadcast? Brother, remember, ah. You fake fan, you lied to me, you have no heart!"

The uninterrupted three consecutive accusations perfectly showed the inner indignation of the parties involved, and made all the netizens very happy.One of the netizens whose ID is "Lu Ah Lu" is suspected to be the person involved, and posted a barrage: [Brother Xiaojiu, I only said that my paint is waterproof, but I didn't say it was waterproof. ]

Chen Jingchi, who was watching the live broadcast room, relayed this sentence to Ye Xiaojiu truthfully, and at the same time did not forget to comment: "Fans follow the steamer, it seems that you little fan has learned the essence!"

Ye Xiaojiu: "...Thank you, although I don't think it's a good word."

After such a nonsense, the sky was already dark.The big guys put on their regular clothes, and then brought the rented guitar, electronic organ and erhu to the familiar place again to start their business as a performer.

This time there were many more people watching than last time, and Ye Xiaojiu also played another song he only knows - Butterfly Lovers.

This time, no one put a broken bowl in front of him again, mainly because the previous bowl had been humanely destroyed by Ye Xiaojiu, leaving no trace.

There were quite a few familiar faces in the audience, and they were the ones who gave them praise last night.They seemed to have come prepared, prepared a lot of cash, and filled the bottom of the guitar case used to hold the money in a short while.

Seeing more and more money, Lin You frowned, discussed with several people, and finally ended his career as a performer early.If I stay like this any longer, I'm afraid the money in the guitar case will be full!

They first returned the instrument to the owner of the instrument shop and paid the full rent before they began to think about what to do next.

"Tell me, Xiaojiu, what do you want for dinner and supper?" Lin You was in a good mood and used money as a fan to fan the wind, with the attitude of a gentleman, even though there were only a few hundred left in his hand.

Ye Xiaojiu was quite indifferent: "You guys choose, I don't care."

Lu Zige also shrugged: "I'm not picky."

Lin You looked at Chen Jingchi again, only to see that he swallowed his saliva, and said greedily, "Xiao Jiu, why don't we have a BBQ on the beach? I saw that the skewers you grilled on the show look delicious..."

"Hey, that's a good idea!" Lin You was a little excited, "I've heard that Xiaojiu is good at cooking, and barbecue is also a must. But..."

He hesitated to look at the more than 400 yuan left in his hand: "It's a bit late to prepare things now, and we don't know if we have enough money..."

Eating skewers alone is enough, but how can a man eat barbecue with a man without a soul-beer.If you count the drinks, I'm afraid it's really not enough.It is not a small expense to rent an oven or something.

Ye Xiaojiu smiled confidently: "It's simple, leave it to me, and keep it for you to realize the freedom of barbecue beer!"

Lin You and the others looked at each other, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in the child's gourd.

Half an hour later, there was a fixed barbecue stand on the beach.The famous host Lin You, the well-known songwriter Chen Jingchi, and the long-famous old drama star Lu Zige, the three elders, under the strange eyes of the crowd, occupy their own side.The three shouted weakly: "Do you want to eat barbecue? Delicious barbecue..."

"Don't miss it when you pass by, come and have a barbecue..."

Not far behind the three of them, a strong man in his thirties yelled loudly: "Have you eaten yet? It's too quiet, please shout louder!"

After training people, he turned his head and looked at the handsome young man who was preparing the exclusive sauce on the table in front of the oven. His voice changed 180 degrees and was so sweet that it was bubbling: "Xiao Jiu, adjust it a little more, ah. Leave it to my brother later. Point, just buy it as a brother!"

Ye Xiaojiu raised her head and smiled at him: "Okay, Manager He."

Manager He glared at him coquettishly: "What is Manager He, you are too out of touch, just call me brother."

Hearing the gentle voice of the shop manager approaching Ye Xiaojiu behind him, Lin You and the three took the time to look at each other, and they all saw the bitterness in each other's eyes.

10 minutes ago, they were glamorous big stars.Now, it has been reduced to the point of working as a coolie at a barbecue stall.

And what caused all this was that Ye Xiaojiu who claimed to have a way to make them eat barbecue—that kid sold them to the barbecue stand as a coolie!

How did all this happen?Lin You's memory went back to 10 minutes ago.

At that time, Ye Xiaojiu brought them to this barbecue stall, and showed a confusing smile at the store manager: "Boss, how about we talk about a business?"

Then the child successfully conquered the shop owner with his superior barbecue skills than the shop owner, and successfully made the shop owner so excited on the spot that he wanted to become a sworn brother with him.

And the three old men who were of no use in this process were sold to the shop owner by Ye Xiaojiu in the blink of an eye, to be coolies for a while...

Of course, they are also willing to do this, and they can't just let the child work there alone.It's just this job...it's so difficult!

The shop owner, who hadn't heard the shouts for a long time, looked at the three listless stars and frowned again.He was about to discipline them, but was stopped by Ye Xiaojiu.

I saw the child persuading: "Brother, don't attack them, they are my seniors and take good care of me."

"Hey, it's not that I want to kill them, it's that they don't have any part-time jobs." The shop owner was also worried, "I only agreed to let them part-time jobs for your sake, but they are so unethical. "

"They're just inexperienced, I'll just teach them." Ye Xiaojiu said, picked up a fairly clean colorful towel, and strode up to the three brothers.

He said: "Brother Lin, Brother Lu, Brother Chen, take care, I will only demonstrate once."

Immediately, under the curious gazes of the three elder brothers and many onlookers, he cleared his throat and waved the towel in his hand, his voice was louder than a loudspeaker.

"Everyone who passes by, don't miss it. Ye Xiaojiu, a non-famous chef and actor, bakes the skewers by himself. They are delicious and delicious. They are rare!"

"Just bake tonight, just bake for one night! It's a rare opportunity, everyone, don't miss it!"

He repeated it twice, shouting and waving the towel in his hand, and the sound resounded throughout the beach.

After shouting, he stopped waving the towel, blinked and looked at the three big brothers expectantly: "How is it, have you learned it?"

The three big brothers kept their faces blank and were speechless for a moment.

After a while, under Ye Xiaojiu's eyes that gradually became "rotten wood can't be carved", Chen Jingchi stiffened his hair and said: "Learning...studying is useless."

Lin You also seemed to have just woken up, and said, "It's useless, but how do I feel, your actions and demeanor just now are so familiar..."

He paused, not knowing how to describe it for a while.

Lu Zige, who has a lot of experience in acting, answered the question in time: "Like the bustard who invites guests in Yihong Courtyard."

Especially when waving colorful towels.

Ye Xiaojiu waved the towel subconsciously: "Master, come and play~~" Like this?