He quit the second generation

This wave of operations of living and dying with the barrel is really a show, a stroke of genius.The host outside the venue and the audience all burst out laughing. - time pigs cry goose calls one after another, very lively.

Even Wan Danzhuo and the others who were severely slapped by Ye Xiaojiu couldn't laugh or cry, and generally laughed more than cried.

Wan Danzhuo looked at Ye Xiaojiu, who was holding the iron barrel by his ears, and looked at death like home, then looked at Li Tian, ​​raised his eyebrows: "Fuck him?"

Li Tian, ​​who always likes to be kind to others, nodded very hard for the first time: "Do it!"

Ye Xiaojiu felt uneasy all of a sudden, in case - these two people are no longer human, what should he do?

However, reality did not give him a chance to come up with a countermeasure. Li Tian and Wan Danzhuo smiled evilly at him, especially with malicious intentions, and said in unison: "Then you and your barrel will die together." Bar!"

The words were delayed and then quickly, and almost at the same time as the voice fell, the two of them stretched out their hands one after another, avoiding Ye Xiaojiu's hand, and grabbed the ear of the barrel.

"—, two, three, let's go!"

In the next second, Ye Xiaojiu felt as if he was soaring into the air, and then the two brothers carried him forward, including the person and the bucket, and flew like a chicken for a short time, and then was put down again.

Ye Xiaojiu panicked at first—for a moment, after being put down, Ye Xiaojiu was left in a daze: "That's it?"

"Huh?" Li Tian and Wan Dan Zhuo Qiqi expressed doubts.

"Aren't you going to throw me out?" Ye Xiaojiu asked strangely.

"...Not everyone is as stupid as you, thank you." Li Tian defended his reputation.

"I'm smart and witty, thank you." Ye Xiaojiu said, and continued to ask: "Then why are you picking me up? Scaring me?"

It was Zhao Xiaoxiao who was gloating at his misfortune who answered him: "Xiao Jiu, look behind you, you will understand everything."

Ye Xiaojiu looked back suspiciously, there was nothing special behind her except Shan Yun silently supporting the iron bucket.Filled with confusion, he slowly withdrew his gaze, but the corner of his eye caught a bright yellow line on the ground.

"?!!!!"

At that moment, on this stage, for the first time, Ye Xiaojiu had a suspicious expression on his face.He turned his head stiffly, his neck clicked and clicked, and his voice floated: "I'm out of the line?"

Zhang Yun couldn't bear to tell him: "Accurately speaking, your barrel has passed the line. Your balls have to be cleared and start over."

Zhao Xiaoxiao smiled until her gums were exposed: "Hahahaha...but, you don't have time..."

Ye Xiaojiu felt as if struck by lightning, and his expression was the same as when his chicken flew away.

Still the same sentence, is there anything in this world that is more sad than getting what you want right away, but it flies away when you get it?

Ye Xiaojiu was on the verge of autism, looked up at Wan Danzhuo and Li Tian, ​​and said with hatred, "Do you know what your behavior is called?"

"Eliminate harm for the people!" Zhao Xiaoxiao actively rushed to answer.

"Do justice for the sky!" Zhang Yun followed suit.

Zhong Xiaoxiao, who was outside the court, also raised his hand to add a sentence: "It's nice to hear and see!"

"..." Ye Xiaojiu, who was mobbed and attacked, sighed heavily, "Shrimp and pig's heart."

Song Zizhang, who presided over the overall situation, burst into tears, and after a while, he wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, coughed twice, and said, "Okay everyone, let's get down to business."

He took out a stopwatch and said regretfully: "Unfortunately, Ye Xiaojiu's bucket didn't qualify within the stipulated 10 minutes. You guys are still a step too slow. When he qualified, the time was already exceeded."

Ye Xiaojiu's eyes brightened suddenly: "That is to say?"

Li Tian couldn't believe it: "Ye Xiaojiu still won?!"

"No way?" Wan Danzhuo questioned.

Song Zizhang nodded regretfully: "It's true, Ye Xiaojiu won."

"Ah ah ah..."

Wan Danzhuo, Li Tian, ​​and Zhao Xiaoqi all wailed, while Zhang Yun silently took a ball from her iron bucket and threw it at Ye Xiaojiu, who caught it.

Then the child of the ball—changed his frustration, and raised—wiping a sunny and bright smile, hanging outside the bucket—with long legs dangling, and the word "proud" was almost written on the inside and outside.

He smiled more cheerfully than a mouse stealing oil: "Do you know what it's called?"

Lin Yougao raised his hand: "I will answer this question, the law of heaven is not fair!"

Ye Xiaojiu's shoulders swayed a little, and she smiled like a flower, "No, no, it's called heaven has eyes!"

The sky has eyes but no one knows, anyway, Ye Xiaojiu became the target of everyone's sponge balls without any accident.

After the balls, buckets and other debris on the court were cleared up, Ye Xiaojiu reappeared on the stage. The pedestrians had already changed the sportswear prepared by the program team and put on their own clothes.

"Okay, then our game session is completely over. There is no doubt that Ye Xiaojiu has become the final champion of this episode, let us congratulate him!"

The guests on the field didn't even give him perfunctory applause, only Ye Xiaojiu himself "cracked", with a happy face and crooked eyebrows.The contrasting picture amused the audience, and even the host laughed very happily.

"Okay Xiaojiu, stop patting, your hands are red." Zhong Xiaoxiao persuaded kindly.

"You keep taking pictures, and your little friends will come to take pictures of you later." Song Zizhang pointed to Wan Danzhuo and the others who were staring at him.

Only then did Ye Xiaojiu withdraw her hand, and turned her head to show a friendly smile to her brothers and sisters.

Lin You suppressed a smile, took the card in his hand and continued: "Please ask our staff to present the prizes for this show!"

After finishing speaking, a man in a suit and wearing big sunglasses came up to the stage with a long brocade box in his arms.

The box must have - Miduo, wooden, with very delicate carvings.

Such a long box is designated not to hold a mobile phone.Ye Xiaojiu thought, but the boxes are so beautiful, so the things inside must not be too bad.He looked forward to it, and hooked his neck to see it more clearly.

Lin You didn't ask the staff to open the brocade box immediately, but patted the box and asked Ye Xiaojiu, "Xiao Jiu, how about you guess what's inside?"

Ye Xiaojiu was very whimsical: "Could it be that what I guess is what is inside?"

Lin You pondered for a moment: "It's not impossible."

With bright eyes, Ye Xiaojiu put his palms together and said reverently, "I hope there are gold bars inside, solid ones, 999!"

"Pfft..." Song Zizhang laughed out loud, "Look at our show, and then look at the director in the audience, do you see what is written on his face?"

Ye Xiaojiu looked at the director in the audience, and the middle-aged uncle-faced aunt smiled.He said, "Amiable?"

"Hahahaha... Ye Xiaojiu, you can really open your eyes and talk nonsense." Song Zizhang laughed stupidly.

The aunt's smile deepened on the director's face in the audience.

Several people joked a few more times before returning to the topic.

"Okay, stop making trouble." Lin You said with a smile, "Then let's open the box now, three, two,—!"

The staff in black suits opened the box when his words fell, and Ye Xiaojiu and others rushed to look at it.I saw that in the brocade box lay a long, golden stick with engravings on the head and tail.

"It looks familiar." Wan Danzhuo commented.

"It's a golden cudgel!" Li Tianxia concluded.

Ye Xiaojiu reached out to touch the stick, then raised her head and looked eagerly at Lin You: "Gold-plated?"

Lin You shook his head impatiently.

Ye Xiaojiu was disappointed, still holding on to the last shred of expectation: "Then, is it copper?"

Lin You shook his head cruelly again.

Ye Xiaojiu understood, wiped her face, and comforted herself with angina: "It's okay, it's so big—the iron rod can be sold for a few dollars."

Lin You couldn't help laughing anymore, reached out to pat him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Go back and hang the box on Xianyu to sell, maybe it's worth more than an iron rod, and you can buy it for dozens of dollars."

Ye Xiaojiu nodded, exactly what she meant.As for the stick, he kept it for self-defense.

Song Zizhang pointed at the director with bad intentions, "Xiao Jiu, look again, what is written on his face?"

This time Ye Xiaojiu had an indifferent face, and only uttered one word: "Pick."

The director in the audience directly compared his heart to him, which immediately caused the guests on the stage to laugh wildly when they saw this scene.

Amidst everyone's jokes, this program came to an end.

—After the broadcast, Zhong Xiao said with a smile: "Then the above is all the content of our "Happy Weekend" in this issue, and we will see you in the next issue."

Song Zizhang took over the conversation: "In addition, please support the new play "Beyond Twilight" by the five children on stage, thank you!"

"Then now, let us sing our theme song together!" Lin Yougao raised his hand: "music!"

Then a happy prelude sounded on the stage.

Ye Xiaojiu panicked, why did she have to sing the ending song?He remembered that when he was watching, the host almost didn't let the guests sing the ending song together!

Fortunately, the tune is relatively simple and catchy, Ye Xiaojiu has already memorized it while watching the show.It's just that his singing...

Ye Xiaojiu was a little hesitant. To sing or not to sing was a question.

However, the reality did not give him a chance to think, so Li Tian and Wan Danzhuo held his hand and wanted to lead him to sing in a friendly way.

Ye Xiaojiu licked her lips, forget it, let's sing!

Thinking of this, he opened his mouth and integrated his voice into the cheerful chorus of everyone.

So I just heard everyone's joyful and soothing chorus, and suddenly there was an incompatible, high-pitched and majestic voice.

Lin You, Song Zizhang and Zhong Xiaoxiao stopped their voices one after another.Zhao Xiaoxiao and Zhang Yun stepped back two steps together.Wan Danzhuo and Li Tian silently let go of Ye Xiaojiu's hand.

In the end, only Ye Xiaojiu's high-pitched and unknowing voice was left on the stage, and then the music accompaniment stopped abruptly.

Ye Xiaojiu's singing also stopped abruptly, and she raised her head to look at the few people who were looking at him, wondering: "Why don't you sing anymore?"

Lin You wiped his face, unable to cry or laugh, and finally said tactfully: "Xiao Jiu, what we sang is the happy theme song of our show, not "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau"."

These words resonated strongly with everyone, and Zhao Xiaoxiao nodded heavily: "It turns out that Xiaojiu's singing is just like his suona, and its lethality is so strong!"

"No wonder the backstage accompanist suddenly went on strike, probably because he thinks the song isn't good enough for you." Zhong Xiaoxiao was so happy that his flowers were trembling.

Wan Danzhuo gave Ye Xiaojiu a thumbs up: "You are really talented if you can sing the joyful and soothing songs like "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau"."

Song Zizhang's face was full of pain: "Don't mention "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" anymore. Xiaojiu, don't sing it too, please, I'm deprived of oxygen!"

Ye Xiaojiu: "..." How can you still get altitude sickness while listening to his songs? !