He quit the second generation

"Why are you still addicted to food?" Lin You didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Ye Xiaojiu nodded embarrassedly. The biscuits are really delicious, but I don't know what brand they are.Crisp and sweet with a milky aroma and a bit of saltiness, it melts quite quickly in the mouth.

Li Tian laughed beside him and said, "Then you should hurry up and become popular. After you become popular, you can directly endorse biscuits and eat as much as you want."

And such a good thing?Ye Xiaojiu, who had never had an endorsement before, had bright eyes and thought to herself that after the recording of the show, she would ask the host what brand it was.In the future - if he becomes popular, he will endorse him if he has the chance!

Song Zizhang would yell worriedly: "Xiao Jiu, come down quickly, take your time."

And Wan Danzhuo, who was closest to Ye Xiaojiu, also reached out to him: "Why don't you jump down and I'll follow you?"

Hearing this, Ye Xiaojiu was a little surprised.Wan Danzhuo is not as smooth as Li Tian, ​​but he is a tall man with a childish mentality.Or in other words, he is just a person who is more selfish and does not show favor to others so easily.

In the past when he was on the set, Ye Xiaojiu found that he didn't interact with others very much except for filming. He felt that he was a very aggressive man who didn't like the world and was easy to be serious.This time the game is also the same, except for Ye Xiaojiu, he is the hardest.It's not necessarily that I want prizes too much, I'm afraid it's more true.

He is not a person who likes to do superficial kung fu, and now he suddenly said this, can only say that he probably doesn't know Ye Xiaojiu anymore?

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help laughing.The last one who became so familiar was his boss, Shen Nai.

He waved his hand at Wan Danzhuo: "No, I'll just go down by myself."

After speaking, he quickly slid down the railing and landed safely.

——It wasn't until he landed completely that the hosts were completely relieved.Li Tian and Zhao Xiaoxiao Zhang Yun also stepped forward, but this time they didn't ravage him, they just complained around him.

"You are too bold, you deserve it!"

"That's right, it's so high and you can't see it. If you still dare to climb up, I really admire you."

"Xiao Jiu, you still have to pay attention to your safety in the future. Although there is a sponge cushion underneath, you can't climb so high..."

Ye Xiaojiu quickly waved her hand: "Don't worry, nothing will happen, I know it well."

Seeing that everyone still couldn't agree with each other, he smiled and continued: "I used to climb trees a lot, and I often fell and beat them. So, you can understand that I am skilled and bold."

The three hosts also approached this meeting, Song Zizhang smiled and said: "You are not humble, you have a thick skin."

"No, my cuticle is pretty thin, it's almost broken." Ye Xiaojiu said with confidence.

"Really? Hey, I don't believe it, come here and let me squeeze it..."

"I want it too, I want to pinch his face too..."

……

So no-yes, because of these words, Ye Xiaojiu's cheek was brutally murdered again.Since it was three girls who did it, he didn't dare to fight back.He wanted to hide, but was blocked by Li Tian and Wan Danzhuo's tacit understanding, so he had to bear the humiliation with tears in his eyes, and was ravaged again with tears in his eyes.

The audience in the audience laughed happily, and the other two watching male hosts on the stage also laughed gloatingly.

"Nah, Xiao Jiu, do you know what your situation is called?" Song Zizhang asked maliciously.

Ye Xiaojiu patted herself on the cheek and sighed: "If you don't work, you won't die."

Song Zizhang was full of old feelings and felt relieved: "That's right!"

Without a doubt, Ye Xiaojiu still got the most stars in this round.He thought that if the next game didn't have as many stars as the first game, then he would just abstain.Anyway, even if someone else wins and gets three stars in the end, they can't beat him.

However, the program crew seemed to have anticipated his thoughts early on, or the finale was always the fiercest.The next game is a game that can easily develop into a big melee.

The program team surrounded a place with nets and railings in advance, and then placed five metal vats in a row at the side.There is also a horizontal line in front of the five large iron barrels, obviously to prevent the barrels from crossing the line.

Ten meters away from the iron vat, there were two other mesh vats filled with sponge balls from the sponge pool they played in the first game.

The host Lin You took the card in his hand and introduced: "The next game is the sponge ball competition. Have you seen those five big iron buckets lined up?"

Ye Xiaojiu and the others nodded one after another.

Lin You then continued: "There is a name on the other side of the iron bucket. As you can see, all guests need to find the iron bucket with their name on it first. Then, you need to put it on the bucket without using tools." The sponge balls in the iron mesh bucket are transported to their corresponding buckets."

"Within 10 minutes, the guest who dribbles the most balls will get ten stars, and the rest will get eight stars, six stars, four stars and two stars. During the game, your iron buckets must not cross the front line Yellow line, otherwise the ball in the bucket will be cleared and restarted."

Ten stars... Ye Xiaojiu counted the stars he had, only seven.Then he must at least guarantee to win six to eight stars in this round of the game in order to keep himself undefeated.

He sighed - feeling a little hard.If there wasn't that horizontal line, he would have dragged the iron bucket directly in front of the iron mesh bucket.At that time, there will be as many sponge balls as there are sponge balls, so is it worth comparing?

It's a pity that the program group's game rules don't know whether they have their own, or they are deliberately set to target him. He can't do that.As for the iron mesh barrel... that thing is too big, and the target is also big.He could have dragged it to his bucket, but if he dragged it there, it might be cheaper for other friends.

Difficult to do...

Ye Xiaojiu sighed a little, and muttered, "You can't be lazy if you want to."

Li Tian who was next to him heard it, and said happily, "Maybe the program team guessed that you would have this kind of thinking, so they set it up like this."

Not impossible.Ye Xiaojiu thought, normally, just set the number of stars to be 1-5.With so much set, wouldn't it mean that he, the person with the most stars in hand, loses the first two games?It's almost impossible to think about it.

"Li Tian, ​​Xiao Jiu, what are you talking about, don't you hurry up and find your iron bucket and go to your place?" Zhong Xiaoxiao called them loudly.

Only then did the two deserters realize that Wan Danzhuo, Zhao Xiaoxiao, and Zhang Yun had already found their respective buckets, and they all looked eager to try, with high morale.

The two looked at each other, and immediately realized that there might be a fierce battle ahead.Although these little friends played very well in the first two games, they didn't have such fighting spirit before the start of the game, but they became noisy after playing.

Ye Xiaojiu once again mourned her lost chance to catch fish, and walked quickly to the iron bucket with Li Tian, ​​found her own and stood still.

Li Tian is on the left, and Wan Danzhuo is on the right.Next to Wan Danzhuo is Zhao Xiaoxiao, and next to him is Zhang Yun.

Seeing such a formation, the corners of Ye Xiaojiu's mouth raised unconsciously—a faint smile.

Song Zizhang, who stood in front of the iron net barrel and presided over the overall situation, was careful and found this point, so he asked with a smile: "Xiao Jiu, what are you laughing at? Did you have another bad idea?"

"No." Ye Xiaojiu withdrew her smile for a second, and said with an indifferent face, "I've always been upright, kind and brave, why would I have a bad idea?"

"Do you have any misunderstandings about yourself?" Wan Danzhuo teased him with a smile, "Look at what you did in the game just now, which of the two words you said is related to it? Tsk tsk tsk! Ye Xiaogou is Ye Xiaogou, I will call you a dog from now on."

Ye Xiaojiu was dissatisfied, raised her hand to Song Zizhang and said, "Brother Song, don't you want to know what I was laughing at just now?"

He smiled slowly, looked sideways at Li Tian next to him, then at Wan Danzhuo, Zhao Xiaoxiao, and Zhang Yun on the left, and said slowly: "I was just thinking, our arrangement should be according to Ranked in height."

"I'm exactly 181, Brother Li is two centimeters taller than me, so Brother Wan must be shorter than me, right?"

He looked at Wan Danzhuo again, blinking his innocent and kind eyes: "Brother, are you 180?"

Wan Danzhuo at exactly 179.8: "..."

Height, a man's eternal pain!

Zhao Xiaoxiao and the others laughed quietly. This kid is too good at stepping on people's pain points.

Wan Danzhuo "hehe"—smiled, and slowly said to Ye Xiaojiu: "Young man, I will let you see what it means to be truly immortal."

Seeing his mother-in-law's smiling face, Ye Xiaojiu suddenly felt a trace of regret.He quietly moved two steps to Li Tian's side, and whispered: "Brother Li, we are friends, right? If my friend is in trouble, you will help me, right?"

Li Tian smiled: "Well, under the current situation, I think I will probably make trouble."

Ye Xiaojiu: "..." I always feel that something is going to go wrong, tsk.

Song Zizhang gave them three seconds to prepare, then raised the toy gun, and with a bang, he shouted: "Start!"

Ye Xiaojiu and the others rushed out almost immediately, heading straight for the iron mesh bucket in front of Song Zizhang.

Wan Danzhuo was the first one to arrive. Relying on his thick hands and big body, he directly bent down and hugged the sponge ball in his arms, and then steadily and quickly transported it to his iron bucket.

Ye Xiaojiu was the second to arrive, but she had a relatively thin body and thin arms.You can't take care of everything like him, so you have to hold a small amount of luck with your hands many times.The other three people are also in the same situation as him, the big time guys all play like worker ants, they are hardworking and serious!

Until a few minutes later, Zhang Yun was so jealous that she didn't take the ball from the net bucket but grabbed the ball from his arms.Zhao Xiaoxiao also came up to help, so the scuffle started.

Ye Xiaojiu was innocently hit by two sponge balls, and it is still unknown who the murderer was.

Only then did he understand why the staff surrounded the place.The feeling is that the scene was expected to develop to this point, so the venue was deliberately surrounded to prevent the sponge ball from accidentally injuring the host and audience outside the venue?

Listening to the booing of the host outside the arena, and looking at the cheerful audience, Ye Xiaojiu rolled her eyes and thought about it—why not take this opportunity to make a fortune silently? !

Thinking of this, he stopped worrying about the two sponge balls.Quietly retreat to the side, and then slowly walk along the edge to the iron mesh bucket.Hold up—hold the ball, and then quietly drive it to his iron bucket along the side.

"Hey, Brother You, look at Xiao Jiu." Zhong Xiaoxiao whispered to Lin You, who was fully focused on the scuffle in the arena, and said with a smile: "It seems that he wants to reap the benefits of fishing again."

Lin You looked in the direction she was pointing, and saw Ye Xiaojiu was holding a sponge ball not far from the four people who were fiercely chasing the sponge ball against the white net around him Go there with the iron bucket.

At this time, he was slowing down, which was in stark contrast to the four people in the melee.But the four of them were having so much fun that they couldn't even notice the distorted laughter of the audience, and they didn't realize that Ye Xiaojiu was fishing in troubled waters at all.

After going back and forth like this twice, maybe because the target was too big and easy to be exposed, Ye Xiaojiu simply didn't go to the iron mesh bucket to get it.He directly approached the sponge balls everywhere on the ground lightly, picked up the nearest one, and slowly transported it into his iron bucket.

During this period, he raised both hands, and his steps were extremely light, as if he was afraid of trampling on ants.

As if sensing Lin You's gaze, Ye Xiaojiu took the time to look up and met his gaze.

In the next second, I saw him showing a pure and innocent smile, coupled with the appearance of holding the ball in his hands and bowing his waist and walking with small steps like a thief, the dog is sneaky, so cute!

Lin You couldn't help laughing, and then shouted into the arena: "What do you think Ye Xiaojiu is doing?"

Zhong Xiaoxiao is not afraid of big troubles when watching the excitement: "Comrade Ye Xiaojiu has been fishing in troubled waters for a long time, brothers!"

Ye Xiaojiu: "?????" Damn it, the host even brought a tip-off? !

Facing Ye Xiaojiu's ghost-like expression, Lin You smiled more innocently than him: "Come on!"

Ye Xiaojiu: "..." Who would dare to call him a dog in the future?

Is he as good as Lin Ge? !

Li Tian and the others stopped fighting immediately, and they all looked at Ye Xiaojiu.Look at him, look at the ball in his hand, and his doggy posture, and his eyes suddenly become dangerous.

Facing the unfriendly eyes of the four brothers and sisters, Ye Xiaojiu smiled flatteringly, stood up straight as if nothing had happened, and then said to them: "I want to pick up a few balls and join you."

After finishing speaking, as if to win their trust, he threw a ball, and "snap" - it hit Li Tian with precision.Obviously, he wanted to carry out the concept of "if you can't beat them, join them" to the end.

"........."

Silence, death-like silence.

It wasn't until some audience member couldn't hold back their laughter that the air in the arena began to flow again.

Li Tian, ​​Wan Danzhuo, Zhao Xiaoxiao, and Zhang Yun approached him step by step in four directions.

Wan Danzhuo was gearing up: "Dog, don't do the same trick a second time."

Li Tian gritted his teeth: "Xiao Jiu, do you think we will believe you?"

Zhao Xiaoxiao snapped her fingers: "Join us? Then why did you go?"

Zhang Yun had a bitter face: "...No, you guys have finished talking about me, what do you want me to say?"

Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help laughing, this young lady is also very sad, she does everything slowly, and speaks slower than others.

But soon he couldn't laugh anymore—several brothers and sisters stretched out their claws to him.

It didn't take long for Ye Xiaojiu to be "carried" back to his own big iron bucket by the big guy, and was banned from crossing the line, and became a creature on the same level as the five iron buckets.

"We'll lift you once you come out!" Wan Danzhuo raised his fist and said, "See? My fist has been hard for a long time."

Ye Xiaojiu was quite unconvinced, and sat cross-legged on the floor, angrily said: "It's not as big as a sandbag, why don't you show it off?"

Wan Danzhuo laughed angrily: "I don't have one, but you do?"

"No," Ye Xiaojiu folded her hands into her arms, raised her head confidently, "so I didn't show off."

Wan Danzhuo: "..." Why was he being called shameless?

Ye Xiaojiu was finally trapped within an inch of the iron barrel.During the period, I also went out once in disbelief, and was immediately "sent" back by my friends.

He simply sat there without moving, quietly watching his friends get back on track and trying to move the ball.

Zhong Xiaoxiao outside the court couldn't help but said: "He looks so cute when he is obedient!"

"Wake up, he's so quiet, maybe he's holding back some big moves!" Lin You smiled and patted her on the shoulder, "Smile, Ye Xiaojiu is a man named Ye Xiaogou!"

While speaking, Song Zizhang, who was guarding the iron net bucket, shouted loudly: "There is still one minute, everyone pay attention to the time, ah!"

Wan Danzhuo and the others immediately accelerated their pace, racing against time to rush to the iron mesh bucket to get the sponge ball.

Little did they know, Ye Xiaojiu had already stood up when they were racing against time.

He walked quickly to Wan Danzhuo's iron bucket next to him, put his hands on the two ears of the iron bucket, and picked it up easily with a little effort.Then he took the iron bucket to his own bucket, lifted it up, pressed it against the edge of the bucket, and poured all of Wan Danzhuo's small half bucket of sponge balls into his iron bucket with a "clang bang".

When Wan Danzhuo and the others who heard the sound turned their heads, Ye Xiaojiu had already thrown the iron bucket aside, and quickly brought Li Tian's iron bucket from the other side.There was another "bang bang bang bang", and the ball in his bucket was emptied.

Li Tian: "...Fuck!"

Shan Yun: "...I know what I should say this time, it's so stupid!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao: "Damn, back to defense, back to defense!"

Wan Danzhuo had already thrown the ball in his hand and rushed towards Ye Xiaojiu quickly.Just kidding, the house has been served by someone, so why are you playing wild!

Ye Xiaojiu, who brought two powerful enemy troops to the lair, looked at his big iron bucket, which was nearly seventy percent full, and smiled with satisfaction.Immediately afterwards, the person sat down in the bucket, holding the handles on both sides tightly with both hands.

Sitting half of his body inside the bucket with his feet outside the bucket, he said firmly to Wan Danzhuo and the others who were approaching, "Give up, I won't give in to evil forces! "

His face was full of determination: "I want to live and die with my barrel!"