I really just want to retire

All the conversations in the back kitchen were cut into the feature film.

Including a bunch of words from the boss who pretended to ask age and family inadvertently.

When all the dishes were on the table, the aunt sat next to Fu Zizhan, because she also took out the vegetable bag herself, and asked someone to make two dishes by the way, otherwise there might be a social news right now...

A restaurant owner was crying in his kitchen because of...

Today is also a day for headline party scoring.

While screaming and crying in the barrage, there were also some other remarks.

[Ah, auntie, although you are very cute!But I don't allow you to look at my husband like this! 】

【ah!Brother, you wait, I will pick up garbage to support you now, promise me, don't think about rich women, okay! 】

[Hahaha, can the boss' gender not get stuck?I can also cook, the super delicious one, guaranteed to let my sister have a hot meal! 】

[I'm so envious of Auntie, the shop house!What kind of happy planet is this?]

[I've already picked up the gold swallowing beast that is still nursing at home!what to sleep!Hurry up and read to me!Buy me a bighouse in the future! ! 】

【Hahaha, there is a confused little baby in a corner of a certain city at this time】

During the bustling barrage, everyone had already boarded the tricycles heading to Yu'anfeng. The process of climbing the peak was cut off, leaving only the beautiful sunset.

In the blue sky, the clouds were dyed like fire by the setting sun, the aerial shot was infinitely elongated, the setting sun was setting, and there were eight backs in the shot.

That is the beauty that makes people calm. When all the hustle and bustle is over, the ending point is as quiet as the sunset.

In front of the screen, there is a group of people thinking about life and... taking screenshots.

By the time the group returned to their residence, it was almost dark.

Going out to play is always very tiring, not to mention this kind of work-related travel. Not long after everyone sat down, the sound of a loudspeaker suddenly came from the yard.

A staff member came in and explained the situation, saying that in the square in front, there were aunties dancing in the square, and their tasks were hidden in it, that is...tomorrow's funds.

[Good guy, I smell something wrong]

【Hahaha for 10 yuan, why not】

If this netizen could travel through time, he would have heard the same voice from everyone during the recording. This wave of tossing is unnecessary!Really unnecessary!

In the next second, I heard the staff add that the budget for tomorrow is 66 per person, but I have to find it myself.

The eyes of the eight people are surprisingly the same.

Although, sometimes... it's good to have some exercise. Square dancing can exercise your body without being very tiring. It's really a must-have activity for home exercise. Anyway, it's definitely not because of the small money that you compromised with Director Qu.

A group of eight people followed the staff to the so-called square, which should be a place like a neighborhood committee.

Then they saw... a group of aunts dancing with demons.

The aunts danced in their own way, thousands of people danced, but none of the movements were consistent.

Everyone: "..."

Called a group of aunts temporarily and paid a lot of group performance fees, right?

Just say that there is no such activity as square dancing in the countryside. Is it because the busy farming is not enough?Or are the soles of the shoes at home finished?Wouldn't it be delicious to have two jars of sauerkraut in that time?

After a group of people approached, they could see the whole picture clearly. Not only the group performances were not professional enough, but even the equipment was very simple. There were two big speakers on the ground at the front, and two mobile phones were placed in front of the speakers to play music simultaneously. It may be that a mobile phone It's not loud enough, and the Square Dance Divine Comedy somehow smells like a vegetable market through the loudspeaker.

There are already a lot of folks watching the excitement around. After all, it may be the first time for many uncles to see their wives doing something, not... dancing.

During the bustle and bustle, the staff handed over the task card, and one of the regular MCs took it over and read it. The general meaning is that... the funds are hidden in a few aunts. The aunts are lovers of square dance. You can only get funding if you make them happy.

Aunts who love to dance: "..."

They should cooperate with the performance, but they really want to choose to turn a blind eye, because... their abilities are limited, and they really can't perform.

Hey... Did Aunt Li follow suit?

Oh...it turns out that it was me who turned around.

Regardless of whether the temporary script of the program group is bad or not, tomorrow's meal has to be eaten and money has to be paid.

A group of people quickly joined the team of demons dancing wildly, and by the way, they found an aunt who seemed to have money to get close to.

After less than half a minute, almost no catch, the sound of the music in front of a speaker suddenly stopped. A dog in front of him may have thought it was funny, but he didn’t know where he touched the phone, and the next second suddenly came out the word voice, "Postpartum care for sows first session..."

Everyone: "..."

Even the aunts who were in charge of the performance were stunned. It was not right to dance for a while, or not to dance.

The dog who did something bad ran away.

Standing on the outskirts of the crowd, the folks who had just come to see the excitement were unclear, so there were too many people to see inside, and only the sound of Piggy nursing mixed with music could be heard.

"What are you doing? Isn't there a celebrity?"

"Listen to me...you don't make any money when you're a celebrity! It's so pitiful! I can't even afford to eat! I'm learning how to raise piglets from Aunt Li."

"Then it's not good to be a celebrity, it's still worth farming! There is food to eat!"

Standing aside, he was in charge of taking pictures of distant scenes: "..."

There is a big misunderstanding here!

Discussing whether the star's poor folks didn't enter the country, but the voiceover was cut in, and the audience laughed so hard that they were beaten by their mothers, and they continued to laugh even when they climbed to the roof.

[Hahahahaha god damn don't have money to eat to raise pigs! 】

[Haha Qu sincerely did his best to discredit the entire circle! 】

[Hahaha Director Qu, are you satisfied with this prosperous age? 】

[Hahaha my mother just asked me, is being a star really so pitiful? 】

[I'm going to die of laughter from the stunned aunts, their inner OS must be: there is no such item in the rehearsal!Want to teach me how to raise pigs? 】

The owner of the mobile phone is a person called Aunt Li. She stepped forward to fiddle with her mobile phone, and the original single loop was pushed to the next playback file by the naughty dog.

She pressed it again, the song is the original song, that's right, it's just... the progress of the phone next to it is different.

The same song has different progress, like a duet that has been delayed for several lines, and there are a few comments from unknown folks in the middle...

"This star has delicate skin and tender meat, doesn't he look like he knows how to raise pigs? Poor pig!"

"Don't tell me, Aunt Li dances pretty well."

"Hey, hey~ You see, Lao Wang has bought new clothes again, and you don't have to be shy if you don't look like a flower!"

The scene was very chaotic for a while, and I don't know if I might think that something important happened here.

In the confusion, Fu Zizhan was slapped on the arm suddenly. He turned his head and met the aunt who was the boss during the day. Surprise flashed in his eyes, and he saw the aunt mysteriously took out four envelopes.

"Are you looking for this, boy?"

The envelope contained all the funds for tomorrow, Fu Zizhan was even more surprised, "This is?"

The aunt’s tone was as bold as ever, “Several old sisters told me that they wanted you to dance for half an hour. Isn’t this a fool! I brought it here, your old aunt, I used to be the director of the Women’s Federation anyway.” , this right to speak is still there.”

I didn't expect things to go so smoothly. Fu Zizhan was taken aback for a moment and then thanked politely. Just as he was about to share the good news with other guests, his aunt suddenly said mysteriously, "Actually...that kid in my family is also single."

Fu Zizhan: "..."

do not do that!Really don't!

It's a pity for the aunt who kidnapped again but failed, where can I find such a good guy!She went back and asked other young people to inquire about it. He is really a good young man, he knows everything, and he is caring.It's a pity that her girl is not lucky, and neither is the boy.

Under the regretful eyes of his aunt, Fu Zizhan shared the news of the funding with the rest of the guests.

Everyone was unanimously shocked, isn't this... just 5 minutes after the start?

Director Qu's program, when did the task go so smoothly?

After a while, the rest of the people who knew the truth also ran to thank the aunts, leaving Director Qu standing in the corner with a dark face, but it was not easy to go to these aunts to argue.

The audience was also surprised by this reversal...

[Hahaha I died laughing, this wave of song directors lost my wife and broke my army]

[Haha immediately gave the funds, and also paid for the group performances of the aunts]

[Sure enough, aunt has mysterious power]

[Auntie's power is beyond your imagination! 】

[Hahahahaha, that auntie boss is so cute, you have such an avant-garde thinking, should your son cry or laugh! 】

【Hahaha, why does the boss like Fu Zizhan so much?】

【Probably because... it's too difficult to cook by yourself [狗头.jgp]】

【Can't!My husband is mine, you wait for me!I'll finish picking up the trash right away, and I'll give you all the money from the sale! 】

Regardless of what Director Qu thought, the people who got the funding happily returned to their residences. They hadn't eaten dinner after playing all day, and no one was in the mood to dance.

The next day's itinerary was much easier, and the funds were enough for them to find a restaurant to eat. With the end of the journey, the program was coming to an end.

Because the jokes are too dense, and the director's showmanship is too much, just as the show is nearing the end, it likes to be mentioned in the front row of the hot search.

In the living room of the apartment, I was not very happy to watch the whole process of nonsense following the live broadcast. Why did no fans mention it?

How long has it been since there were other dogs?

The weekend passed, and it was time for the show to air again. The few minutes of appearance time were as amazing as ever.

The person who is in full swing is a question that was mentioned before confirming with his own system at home, but there is no answer.

Now the answer is much more obvious.

During this time, the speed at which the energy progress bar moves can be seen by the naked eye, changing from the speed of a small snail to... the speed of a large snail.

The answer has been verified, and there is no surprise for one person, one system. After all, although the snail has become bigger, it is still a snail.

Fortunately, the progress bar in the currency section is quite impressive, and Gou Yigou can still retire on the spot.

In Beijing in December, it was cold day by day, and the TV series were broadcast step by step. After a few announcements, Fu Zizhan was free.

These are the ones that Cai Hu thinks are okay to accept, and the rest of the dispensable ones are rejected. After all, they are people who will join the group after a while, and it is necessary to give more time to the script.

The time for the film to enter the group is in mid-January, and there is almost a month left when the film is fully booked.

Fu Zizhan was very comfortable during this time, occasionally busy with his spare time to work part-time with Wen Zheyan, and occasionally studying a script, it was actually not difficult for a person who seemed to be a newcomer but was actually an old fritter.

It's just a pity that a certain assistant has fallen into a workplace crisis again, and from time to time I have to worry about whether I will be out of work at the beginning of the new year if I continue to be idle like this.

Time passed quietly, and the temperature in the whole city suddenly dropped. It was so cold that hipsters who showed their ankles all year round were wrapped in two layers of cotton socks. After all, no one wanted to be paralyzed next year.

At noon that day, Cai Hu knocked on the door of Fu Zizhan's apartment with a chill in his body. He was so wrapped up three layers inside and outside that his mother couldn't recognize him.

Those who don't know may think that some big star is afraid that the paparazzi will recognize it.

Fu Zizhan at home only wore a layer of unlined clothing, and he walked a little away from Cai Hu indiscriminately, "It's so cold outside?"

Cai Hu didn’t even have time to change his slippers, so he poured himself a cup of hot water first, and then he was in the mood to speak after drinking the hot water, “The air conditioner in the car is broken, I almost got epilepsy from freezing!”

Fu Zizhan sighed, "It was quite miserable."

But that's not an excuse to put a few big footprints on his clean floors.

Cai Hu realized later that he had trampled the floor dirty, and left a few footprints on the few steps he took to change his slippers.

The corners of Fu Zizhan's eyes twitched a few times, and he glanced at the dog lying on the corner of the sofa from the corner of his eye. He just gave him a look and didn't say anything.

However, Nosy has already consciously went to the bathroom, grabbed a rag and started wiping the floor.

When Cai Hu changed his slippers and looked up, what he saw was the dog who was trying to wipe the floor. As a dubious fan, his distressed eyes almost overflowed his eyes. Agree, "Can't you just buy a robot?"

Fu Zizhan sat on the sofa like an old man, "Robot?"

Isn't it some unlucky system?

Cai Hu looked at the nonsense of mopping the floor and continued to feel distressed, "Mopping robot", why should a sensible dog be enslaved for something that a machine can do!

After Fu Zizhan gave an 'oh', he didn't speak again, and stared at Gouzi wiping the floor.

A certain unlucky system is too idle, and it can indeed be used as a mopping robot, so that he won't be woken up by watching TV in the middle of the night.

During this period of time, some systems were too late to feel the beauty of retirement life. They watched TV endlessly, even during the day, and stared at TV in the middle of the night without sleeping, and woke him up laughing in the middle of the night. When he was unconscious, he almost thought The house is haunted.

Feeling the resentful gaze, he wiped the floor even harder. He couldn't afford to provoke the host who was still angry after getting up. Although it didn't do it on purpose, it was all because the TV was so funny. It just forgot about its own home The host is still sleeping.

The guilt-ridden nonsense is extraordinarily well-behaved, after wiping the floor, he changed to another rag to wipe the coffee table.

That well-behaved and sensible appearance made Cai Hu want to say directly, if you are kidnapped, just blink, I will save you and go home... Wipe the table for me.