I really just want to retire

During the one-person-one-system communication, Sun Zihan, who faced the shock at the scene, finally came back to her senses. She stepped forward and squatted in front of Fu Zizhan, staring at the person without speaking.

Fu Zizhan, who was about to open the box: "..."

What are you doing, the child is frightened?

No way, he thinks his system's performance is quite natural, there are no flaws!

Just when he was hesitating whether he should find a psychiatrist for Sister Sun, the other party took a deep breath, patted him on the shoulder, and said solemnly, "Xiao Fu, your Sister Sun treats you well. Bar?"

Fu Zizhan, who actually didn't even have the other party's contact information: "..."

Counting the last scene, didn't we meet twice in total?

What should he say?

"Well, it's not thin." The words against my will came at my fingertips.

Sun Zihan's expression became more solemn when he heard the words, "Then sister Sun, please do me a favor."

Fu Zizhan said cautiously: "You said..."

Sun Zihan stood up, "It's not difficult, come on, you say to this jumping machine: 'Sun Zihan will get rich this year, earn [-] million a year!'"

"Ah, no, one hundred million is too little, one billion!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Q: What should I do if my teammate is nervous?

The answer is waiting online, very urgent.

Seeing that no one moved, Sun Zihan urged: "Hurry up!"

Fu Zizhan's tone was very tactful: "I actually don't have this skill."

If so, why is he still here?

He should lie on his [-]-square-meter bed and count the money.

Sun Zihan didn't seem to hear, "Say it quickly."

The bewildered Sun sister only wanted to hear what she wanted to hear.

Fu Zizhan sighed, inexplicably feeling that he had committed a crime, and then repeated that sentence to the jumping machine with Sister Sun's expectant eyes.

By the way, I added a sentence in my heart: "Fu Zizhan will also get rich this year, with an annual income of tens of billions!"

It's just a word, it doesn't matter, maybe he really has this skill, he just didn't discover it himself.

When you're done, Sun Zihan smiles like he's already earning a billion dollars a year!

Looking at the box, it seemed that there was a black card with a limit of one billion.

Netizens who have been watching the whole process, from the beginning hahaha, now it has become all kinds of annual income, postgraduate entrance examination, the goddess loves me...

A large wishing site.

However, it cannot be regarded as making a wish completely, because there needs to be a common medium --- "Fu Zizhan said"

Without being able to say it personally, netizens began to deceive themselves and try to get away with it.

[Fu Zizhan said: "Xi Fei will pass the re-examination of the postgraduate entrance examination this year!"]

【Fu Zizhan said: "Jin Zhao will find a girlfriend in the next month!"】

【Fu Zizhan said: "Kangya won 500 million in the lottery!!"】

【Fu Zizhan said: "Qiao Tong will become the champion of the college entrance examination!"】

……

The bullet screen was full of all kinds of words that Fu Zizhan said, more and more of them were repeated, with only occasional normal speeches mixed in.

[Good guy, I almost don't know the word Fu Zizhan anymore]

【Does Fu Zizhan know that he said these words】

It doesn't matter whether he said it or not, the important thing is that netizens think he said it, and then...

Successfully put people on the hot search, the hot search title --- Fu Zizhan said.

Unknowingly, the people who eat melons are full of question marks.

"???"

Is it because they are old and can't keep up with the rhythm of this headline party?

I've seen the shock party, the bad word party...

People who surf the Internet all the year round, have never seen any type of headline party, and this is the first time I have seen it...

What type should this be called?

Want to talk and quit the party?Speaking of half-dumb party?

There are not a few netizens who click in with this question.

After a few minutes……

Likes, comments and reposts all in one line, neatly and exactly the same four characters at the beginning - Fu Zizhan said: "..."

Those who surf the Internet, who hasn't reposted Koi.

Only this time the koi had to speak.

Whether it can come true is not important, what is important is psychological comfort.

Fu Zizhan himself didn't know about this, and was still analyzing the clues that fell.Fortunately, the things in this box are worthy of the height it has been at.The two had already seen the dawn of getting off work beckoning to them.

But it is different for Cai Hu and Xiao Qi who can take a break from their busy schedule.

When the two saw the trending search, the same idea popped up in their minds tacitly -- it couldn't be that his artist said something that shouldn't be said on the show, and they should have watched it if they knew it.

After clicking in.

"..."

"..."

great!Let them think about it for a while and ask him to say something when he comes out.

Successful blind date?

Make a million a year?

It seems that the layout is a bit small, isn't a million dollars a little bit less!

Fu Zizhan, who didn't know that he was arranged to be an emotionless talking machine, finally cracked the key clue.

The dawn of get off work is just a few steps away.

Then the two followed the clues and found the so-called treasure among the crowd gathered by the staff.

Fu Zizhan looked at the box that the director sat under his buttocks: "..."

A black dot floated across his forehead.

As expected of you, you really know how to play.

At the beginning of the scene, the director sat like this. Who would have thought that there are treasures that can travel through time and space inside.

Director, do you have any objections to Treasure Treasure?

Maybe it's bullying people who can't speak.

It doesn't matter whether the treasure is wronged or not, the important thing is...

The recording of the show is over.

The guests who heard the broadcast were very confused, why did it end?

They haven't earned any money yet!

I thought so, but one or two steps back to the meeting point, as if there was wind under my feet.

There is no wager who doesn't like to get off work!

The ending is much shorter than the opening, where the director justifies his own story.

Congratulations to Fu Zizhan and Sun Zihan for finding the treasure, and they can return to the original time and space to continue their original happy life.

A classmate who got a beggar in the lottery: "..."

There is no need to continue the life of begging with the whole family.

After the show ended, as soon as Fu Zizhan went out, he saw Xiao Qi who came to pick him up. The other party looked very excited and full of anticipation, and even had a flattering expression, just like a puppy having fun.

Fu Zizhan's action of opening the back door and getting into the car was accompanied by inexplicable, this is to... ask for a raise?

Not even a year yet.

The young man was somewhat impatient.

As soon as he sat down, he saw the other party turned his head and looked at him expectantly, with a very sincere tone: "Brother Fu, can you promise me one thing?"

Come, come, come.

In fact, it is not impossible to increase by five or ten yuan.

Fu Zizhan rolled his eyes and didn't speak, waiting for the other party to speak first.

Then, he saw that the other party took out a piece of A4 paper from nowhere, and there was a row of densely written things on the paper.

Xiao Qi offered it with both hands, extremely pious, "Brother Fu, can you help me read the contents of this paper?"

Fu Zizhan had a vague feeling of deja vu, and took the paper in doubt.

I saw it said...

--Qi Lin will have a smooth life in the future.

--Qi Lin will have a big house.

-- Qi Lin's annual income of 500 million is not a dream.

--Qi Lin's game brings super gods and teammates to fly.

--Qi Lin eats delicious food and won't be constipated.

--…………

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Time stood still for about ten seconds, and the car was silent.

Then Fu Zizhan took a deep breath: "Have you been to the hospital in this situation? What did the doctor say?"

Xiao Qi: "..."

He heard it, saying that he was mentally ill.

"The doctor said everything was normal and recommended to leave the hospital."

The doctor said he was fine.

Fu Zizhan handed back the paper in his hand: "That doctor's qualifications may not be deep, good boy, I'll take you to another hospital, if you are sick, we have to be treated, and brother will pay for your medical expenses!"

Xiao Qi didn't accept the paper that was handed back, "I've been to other hospitals too, the doctor said that it would be good to listen to the first three sentences from others."

Quietly, some witty little assistants retreated and kept their little expectations.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"I really don't have this skill."

For some reason, Xiao Qi took out his mobile phone: "Netizens think you have it!"

After seeing the contents of the phone page clearly: "..."

The speechless expression on Fu Zizhan's face almost overflowed.

It's outrageous!How did it develop into this?

Xiao Qi put away his mobile phone, full of expectations like a puppy: "So can I have a genuine one? I'm not greedy anymore, just the first three sentences."

Fu Zizhan... what else could he do.

My assistant is a little silly, but I still have to use it!

After a while, the voice of a primary school student reading a text sounded in the car, but the tone was not as energetic as a primary school student, but more like a helpless old man, with a clear and clear voice that was clear and pleasant.

After saying that, the little assistant in the driver's seat seemed to own the whole world. When starting the car, his body twisted like a restless earthworm.

Fu Zizhan fastened his seat belt: "Calm down and drive well"

The last accident is still vivid.

Xiao Qi foolishly made a salute: "Got it! Sir!"

The vehicle drove slowly into the amusement park, and in a corner, Cai Hu just came out of the public restroom.

He walked forward quickly, looking at the open space where the wheel marks were left: "???"

Where's the car?

What about a big car?

He is such a big person, did no one notice that he was not in the car?

Ten minutes later, the car that drove away came back.

Xiao Qi poked his head out of the window, and his face that was so excited before was filled with infinite guilt, "Hey, brother Cai~ So you didn't get in the car, I said why there is a little joy in the car, so it's brother Cai, you Not here!"

Cai Hu snorted, sat down on the seat and became a puffer fish.

He angrily turned his head to look at Fu Zizhan behind him: "Even you forgot?"

The tone was inexplicably hurt.

Fu Zizhan's face was very calm, and he quietly moved his eyes away from each other.

Can he say he forgot more completely?

He didn't even remember that his agent came with him this morning, he just remembered!

Of course he couldn't say it.

When Cai Hu saw this, there was nothing he didn't understand, puffer fish.A hurt expression appeared on Cai's face, which made the two people in the car feel genuinely guilty.

Then I saw Cai Hu also took out a piece of A4 paper, the front and back were densely packed, even more than Xiao Qi's.

The first sentence is...

--The artists brought by Cai Hu will never be confused!

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Have you ever considered that the reason why the artist is confused is that the agent is too idle?

Or maybe the manager was too showy and robbed the artist's job?

Let the artist have nowhere to go.