I really just want to retire
Chapter 50
In the process of doing the task, Fu Zizhan really felt why the program was called "The World in the Amusement Park".
The focus seems to be not on the three words of amusement park, but on the next two words --- the world.
The world is so big that no amount of amusement facilities can fit in it.
Both of them were about to throw up.
Because there is no trouble of gold coins, the progress of the two is considered to be fast, and the clues collected are also the most, but more does not mean that it is useful.
There is still no crucial clue.
Fu Zizhan was holding a pile of thick cards, and the expression on his face gradually became helpless and speechless.
He deeply doubts whether the program team has cooperated with the companies that manufacture these amusement facilities, or why a good variety show is the same as the evaluation.
There may also be a hidden task of evaluating which is the safest ride.
In terms of safety, comfort, stimulation, etc., a cost-effective ranking is obtained.
It's nonsense!
Silently, the two came under a jumping machine.
Fu Zizhan glanced up, and then the two stopped in tacit understanding.
There is no need to evaluate, the jumping machine is the last one! ! !
Is this the height a person can sit on?
The rapid up and down is afraid that the soul is about to be thrown out of the body.
He immediately recalled that when he was positioned in mid-air by the unlucky system, no matter what the world was, it was free from the influence of gravity, and the feeling of weightlessness was really terrific!
Sun Zihan's expression looks as if he is ashamed, without the arrogance of your grand sister in society, Renmei Lu Ziye.
"I heard that this jumping machine is the second highest in the world, and many people have come here to check in."
Fu Zizhan said lightly, "Then they are really brave."
Did the soul keep up with it when it came down?
He really wanted to ask those people, is it strange that people walk in front and souls fly behind?
This question is of course unanswerable now.
The two stood a few meters away, and neither of them had the intention to step forward.
Fu Zizhan played the cards in his hand like cards: "What is the probability that there are key clues on it?"
Sun Zihan didn't even think about it: "One hundred percent!"
This question and answer is actually nonsense, according to the urine nature of the program group, you can guess it with your toes.
After Sun Zihan finished speaking, he squinted his eyes and looked up: "Do you see a box on it?"
Fu Zizhan raised his head, honestly he couldn't see clearly from this height.
but……
box.
"If it's a box, it should be able to fall by itself."
Sun Tzuhan: "???"
"Unless it has legs."
Or because the height is too high, I was frightened and turned crazy, or I was thinking about peach.
Although she really wanted to.
Something flashed in Fu Zizhan's eyes, and no one noticed it, and the deep tone was a little unclear: "It has no legs, what if something with wings happens to bump into it."
Sun Zihan's expression was indescribable: "Are you serious?"
"Others wait for the wind to come, but you wait for the birds to come?"
Besides, so what if he came, he is not blind, can he hit the box straight, and then knock the box down by chance?
At that time, it may not be who fell down.
Keeping the box and waiting for the bird is not such a law-abiding one.
Fu Zizhan raised his head and looked up: "What if, people still have dreams"
Sun Zihan: "..."
A dream in broad daylight is just a daydream!
For a while, no one spoke, and the scene was very quiet, but the bullet screen was extremely noisy.
【The last time I went, I was almost 20 years old】
[Hahaha, can I say that I just vomited?He even vomited on the elder brother's lap, and I still haven't forgotten the look in his eyes that wanted to kill someone]
[I'm different from you, I was calm the whole time, I didn't cry, make noise, or vomit, don't ask me how I did it, just fainted from fright]
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
Fu Zizhan looked down at the ground a few steps away. There was nothing on the ground, but if you looked carefully, you would find a moving black spot in the gap.
The nonsense locked by his own host: "..."
Can it run in time now?
Can it pretend not to hear?
Ten seconds later, the black spots disappeared in place.
It flew to the sky where no one saw it, what can it do, its own host still has to be pampered.
In order not to make things look outrageous, some intelligent systems also stayed on the trees not far away for a long time.
After a long time, Sun Zihan had prepared herself psychologically. She looked as if she was going to die, with the meaning of a strong man gone and never returning. She took a deep breath and said, "Let's go, die sooner or later." Death is death! I have a hunch that the clues here must be very important!"
After finishing speaking, she ran to the NPC brother who was in charge of collecting tickets: "Have guests from other groups come?"
The NPC brother is very enthusiastic, and he is elated: "Back to the guest officer, no, do you want to sit? The guest officer is not me to brag to you, this big baby of our family can definitely bring you unparalleled Stimulation, body and soul can be qualitatively sublimated, and you will have a new understanding of the world! This is the only one, and there will be no such store after passing this village. You are the first customer of our family, jumping off the price I'll give you a [-]% discount!"
Sun Zihan: "..."
Not far away, Fu Zizhan: "..."
Poor boy, he was suffocated when no one talked to him for most of the day.
Still have a new understanding of the world, isn't it just a new understanding?
After coming down, I must feel that this world is beautiful everywhere, and...
It's good to be alive.
After Sun Zihan confirmed it, he turned to Fu Zizhan who was not far away: "How about... let's go up? Before the other groups come over"
Not all entertainment facilities in the amusement park have tasks to do, it is a complete chain of clues, and the previous one will point to the next location.
And Fu Zizhan and the others synthesized the clues they got earlier pointing to this jumping machine.
This may or may not be a link in someone else's thread.
But no matter whether it is or not, under uncertain circumstances, it is estimated that no one will be free to sit here, and it is not because they dislike their own heart.
The heart of contemporary young people who stay up late cannot bear this kind of stimulation.
Fu Zizhan walked up to Sun Zihan, and Sun Zihan raised his head, as if he was visually assessing where he could bear it before he began to scold her.
Fu Zizhan also raised his head, but instead of looking at the top of the jumping machine, he landed on a tree not far away.
The branches on the treetops trembled, and a black bird flew slowly towards them.
Sun Zihan rubbed the back of his neck, and his neck was a little sore for mental construction.
She turned to face the camera, and said every word seriously: "If you hear something later, remember to beep yourself"
Obviously, the psychological construction has not been done well, and the social sister Sun is still very scared.
The barrage is very pampering.
[Got it, treasure, I'm deaf and I can't hear anything]
[Hahaha sister is too cute]
[It is impossible to beep off, I still need to record and use it as an alarm clock]
[? ? ?Is there any tendency to be scolded in front of you? 】
[Sister help me ask my husband if he is afraid?Come into my arms when you are afraid]
After Sun Zihan finished explaining to the camera, he just turned his head.
"Boom!" A box fell to the ground.
Sun Tzuhan: "???"
Barrage:? ? ?
Even the accompanying PD and NPC are full of question marks.
Fu Zizhan observed the words and did not move, as if he had also written a question mark on his head, but the big question mark was a bit perfunctory.
"Damn it!!!", Sister Sun of the society said in advance that she was going to be beeped off.
"This, this, this... where did it come from? How did it fall?"
She asked the thoughts of all the netizens. The scene just now was not recorded, but it was recorded that the box fell to the ground and rolled twice.
[Going backwards, I didn't see it! 】
[Does anyone know which live broadcast room filmed it? 】
【Good guy, it’s not really a bird flying over and knocking it down】
Netizens were curious, and the program team was also curious. One or two started to rewind there, and finally discovered the truth in a camera.
In fact, the photos were not very clear, and I vaguely saw a black bird flying by, staying on the box, and then flew away after a few seconds.
It's just that when it was taking off, I don't know if I kicked the box hard. The moment it took off, the box also left the position where it was sitting safely.
Program group: "..."
Does it take so much force for a bird to take off?Isn't it enough to have one wing?
Netizens who followed the network cable and finally found the truth laughed loudly.
【I'm fucking dying of laughter!How could it be so extreme! ! 】
【Hahaha God assists the bird】
[No one remembers what Fu Zizhan said before? 】
【Remember!Remember!Is this the power of a prophet!I'll wait for mortals to learn it! 】
[I have reason to suspect that this bird was raised by Fu Zizhan]
[? ? ?Isn’t the previous one a bit too ridiculous, this one looks wild, it’s just a coincidence]
[So there is only one truth, Fu Zizhan can speak birds! ! 】
The more the barrage guessed, the more outrageous it became. The Fu Zizhan in the netizen's mouth has already jumped several times in the inhuman realm.
After jumping off the building, the shocked Sun Zihan and the NPC didn't move at all.
After Fu Zizhan performed with his acting skills, he calmly stepped forward to pick up the dropped box.
The box fell from a height, and the four corners were slightly cracked. He squatted on the ground and patted the ash on it.
A few steps away, a retired little ant raised its proud head.
Fu Zizhan chuckled lightly: "Not bad! It deserves praise!"
Doubtless continued to look up at its noble head, but because it was too high, it staggered and almost acted like an ant turning its back on its back.
Then he moved towards his host as if nothing had happened: "Then don't mention my positioning in mid-air from now on!"
Really, every time it is mentioned, it will feel guilty. Well, it almost became the only system that killed the host.
Although it wasn't intentional either.
Fu Zizhan was in a good mood and smiled generously: "Okay, I won't mention it."
Unceremoniously, he climbed onto the white sneakers of his host: "Then... a hook?"
Fu Zizhan touched the little ant: "It's over, go down, the show isn't over yet."
The implication is that being too close to me affects me.
Just doing meritorious deeds and being disliked again: "..."
Goodbye this time!
It's going to find a new host!
The focus seems to be not on the three words of amusement park, but on the next two words --- the world.
The world is so big that no amount of amusement facilities can fit in it.
Both of them were about to throw up.
Because there is no trouble of gold coins, the progress of the two is considered to be fast, and the clues collected are also the most, but more does not mean that it is useful.
There is still no crucial clue.
Fu Zizhan was holding a pile of thick cards, and the expression on his face gradually became helpless and speechless.
He deeply doubts whether the program team has cooperated with the companies that manufacture these amusement facilities, or why a good variety show is the same as the evaluation.
There may also be a hidden task of evaluating which is the safest ride.
In terms of safety, comfort, stimulation, etc., a cost-effective ranking is obtained.
It's nonsense!
Silently, the two came under a jumping machine.
Fu Zizhan glanced up, and then the two stopped in tacit understanding.
There is no need to evaluate, the jumping machine is the last one! ! !
Is this the height a person can sit on?
The rapid up and down is afraid that the soul is about to be thrown out of the body.
He immediately recalled that when he was positioned in mid-air by the unlucky system, no matter what the world was, it was free from the influence of gravity, and the feeling of weightlessness was really terrific!
Sun Zihan's expression looks as if he is ashamed, without the arrogance of your grand sister in society, Renmei Lu Ziye.
"I heard that this jumping machine is the second highest in the world, and many people have come here to check in."
Fu Zizhan said lightly, "Then they are really brave."
Did the soul keep up with it when it came down?
He really wanted to ask those people, is it strange that people walk in front and souls fly behind?
This question is of course unanswerable now.
The two stood a few meters away, and neither of them had the intention to step forward.
Fu Zizhan played the cards in his hand like cards: "What is the probability that there are key clues on it?"
Sun Zihan didn't even think about it: "One hundred percent!"
This question and answer is actually nonsense, according to the urine nature of the program group, you can guess it with your toes.
After Sun Zihan finished speaking, he squinted his eyes and looked up: "Do you see a box on it?"
Fu Zizhan raised his head, honestly he couldn't see clearly from this height.
but……
box.
"If it's a box, it should be able to fall by itself."
Sun Tzuhan: "???"
"Unless it has legs."
Or because the height is too high, I was frightened and turned crazy, or I was thinking about peach.
Although she really wanted to.
Something flashed in Fu Zizhan's eyes, and no one noticed it, and the deep tone was a little unclear: "It has no legs, what if something with wings happens to bump into it."
Sun Zihan's expression was indescribable: "Are you serious?"
"Others wait for the wind to come, but you wait for the birds to come?"
Besides, so what if he came, he is not blind, can he hit the box straight, and then knock the box down by chance?
At that time, it may not be who fell down.
Keeping the box and waiting for the bird is not such a law-abiding one.
Fu Zizhan raised his head and looked up: "What if, people still have dreams"
Sun Zihan: "..."
A dream in broad daylight is just a daydream!
For a while, no one spoke, and the scene was very quiet, but the bullet screen was extremely noisy.
【The last time I went, I was almost 20 years old】
[Hahaha, can I say that I just vomited?He even vomited on the elder brother's lap, and I still haven't forgotten the look in his eyes that wanted to kill someone]
[I'm different from you, I was calm the whole time, I didn't cry, make noise, or vomit, don't ask me how I did it, just fainted from fright]
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
Fu Zizhan looked down at the ground a few steps away. There was nothing on the ground, but if you looked carefully, you would find a moving black spot in the gap.
The nonsense locked by his own host: "..."
Can it run in time now?
Can it pretend not to hear?
Ten seconds later, the black spots disappeared in place.
It flew to the sky where no one saw it, what can it do, its own host still has to be pampered.
In order not to make things look outrageous, some intelligent systems also stayed on the trees not far away for a long time.
After a long time, Sun Zihan had prepared herself psychologically. She looked as if she was going to die, with the meaning of a strong man gone and never returning. She took a deep breath and said, "Let's go, die sooner or later." Death is death! I have a hunch that the clues here must be very important!"
After finishing speaking, she ran to the NPC brother who was in charge of collecting tickets: "Have guests from other groups come?"
The NPC brother is very enthusiastic, and he is elated: "Back to the guest officer, no, do you want to sit? The guest officer is not me to brag to you, this big baby of our family can definitely bring you unparalleled Stimulation, body and soul can be qualitatively sublimated, and you will have a new understanding of the world! This is the only one, and there will be no such store after passing this village. You are the first customer of our family, jumping off the price I'll give you a [-]% discount!"
Sun Zihan: "..."
Not far away, Fu Zizhan: "..."
Poor boy, he was suffocated when no one talked to him for most of the day.
Still have a new understanding of the world, isn't it just a new understanding?
After coming down, I must feel that this world is beautiful everywhere, and...
It's good to be alive.
After Sun Zihan confirmed it, he turned to Fu Zizhan who was not far away: "How about... let's go up? Before the other groups come over"
Not all entertainment facilities in the amusement park have tasks to do, it is a complete chain of clues, and the previous one will point to the next location.
And Fu Zizhan and the others synthesized the clues they got earlier pointing to this jumping machine.
This may or may not be a link in someone else's thread.
But no matter whether it is or not, under uncertain circumstances, it is estimated that no one will be free to sit here, and it is not because they dislike their own heart.
The heart of contemporary young people who stay up late cannot bear this kind of stimulation.
Fu Zizhan walked up to Sun Zihan, and Sun Zihan raised his head, as if he was visually assessing where he could bear it before he began to scold her.
Fu Zizhan also raised his head, but instead of looking at the top of the jumping machine, he landed on a tree not far away.
The branches on the treetops trembled, and a black bird flew slowly towards them.
Sun Zihan rubbed the back of his neck, and his neck was a little sore for mental construction.
She turned to face the camera, and said every word seriously: "If you hear something later, remember to beep yourself"
Obviously, the psychological construction has not been done well, and the social sister Sun is still very scared.
The barrage is very pampering.
[Got it, treasure, I'm deaf and I can't hear anything]
[Hahaha sister is too cute]
[It is impossible to beep off, I still need to record and use it as an alarm clock]
[? ? ?Is there any tendency to be scolded in front of you? 】
[Sister help me ask my husband if he is afraid?Come into my arms when you are afraid]
After Sun Zihan finished explaining to the camera, he just turned his head.
"Boom!" A box fell to the ground.
Sun Tzuhan: "???"
Barrage:? ? ?
Even the accompanying PD and NPC are full of question marks.
Fu Zizhan observed the words and did not move, as if he had also written a question mark on his head, but the big question mark was a bit perfunctory.
"Damn it!!!", Sister Sun of the society said in advance that she was going to be beeped off.
"This, this, this... where did it come from? How did it fall?"
She asked the thoughts of all the netizens. The scene just now was not recorded, but it was recorded that the box fell to the ground and rolled twice.
[Going backwards, I didn't see it! 】
[Does anyone know which live broadcast room filmed it? 】
【Good guy, it’s not really a bird flying over and knocking it down】
Netizens were curious, and the program team was also curious. One or two started to rewind there, and finally discovered the truth in a camera.
In fact, the photos were not very clear, and I vaguely saw a black bird flying by, staying on the box, and then flew away after a few seconds.
It's just that when it was taking off, I don't know if I kicked the box hard. The moment it took off, the box also left the position where it was sitting safely.
Program group: "..."
Does it take so much force for a bird to take off?Isn't it enough to have one wing?
Netizens who followed the network cable and finally found the truth laughed loudly.
【I'm fucking dying of laughter!How could it be so extreme! ! 】
【Hahaha God assists the bird】
[No one remembers what Fu Zizhan said before? 】
【Remember!Remember!Is this the power of a prophet!I'll wait for mortals to learn it! 】
[I have reason to suspect that this bird was raised by Fu Zizhan]
[? ? ?Isn’t the previous one a bit too ridiculous, this one looks wild, it’s just a coincidence]
[So there is only one truth, Fu Zizhan can speak birds! ! 】
The more the barrage guessed, the more outrageous it became. The Fu Zizhan in the netizen's mouth has already jumped several times in the inhuman realm.
After jumping off the building, the shocked Sun Zihan and the NPC didn't move at all.
After Fu Zizhan performed with his acting skills, he calmly stepped forward to pick up the dropped box.
The box fell from a height, and the four corners were slightly cracked. He squatted on the ground and patted the ash on it.
A few steps away, a retired little ant raised its proud head.
Fu Zizhan chuckled lightly: "Not bad! It deserves praise!"
Doubtless continued to look up at its noble head, but because it was too high, it staggered and almost acted like an ant turning its back on its back.
Then he moved towards his host as if nothing had happened: "Then don't mention my positioning in mid-air from now on!"
Really, every time it is mentioned, it will feel guilty. Well, it almost became the only system that killed the host.
Although it wasn't intentional either.
Fu Zizhan was in a good mood and smiled generously: "Okay, I won't mention it."
Unceremoniously, he climbed onto the white sneakers of his host: "Then... a hook?"
Fu Zizhan touched the little ant: "It's over, go down, the show isn't over yet."
The implication is that being too close to me affects me.
Just doing meritorious deeds and being disliked again: "..."
Goodbye this time!
It's going to find a new host!
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