I really just want to retire

Before the big cameraman could come up with a reason, the silly young man on the side was very excited, "It's really a meat pigeon! It's so fat!! It's as fat as a chicken. I'll go over there and we'll surround it !"

Just when he was about to move his feet, his reason suddenly returned, "That's not right! Why are there domestic meat pigeons here?"

"Forget it, don't care where it came from! As long as you can eat it", the reason returned for two seconds.

After speaking, he quickly moved away and walked around to the other end.

The speed of a demented cook was so fast that Fu Zizhan didn't even have time to tell him to stop.

never mind!let him go.

Just as Qi Haoyan walked away, the cameraman behind him suddenly let out an "ah".

He said why this meat pigeon looks so familiar, didn't the brother in the logistics department just buy it two days ago?

This is the food of their program group, why is it here?

As soon as Fu Zizhan heard the voice, he turned his head and met the camera brother's hesitant face.

The corner of the boy's mouth rose, which seemed to be a smile but not a smile, obviously he had guessed it long ago.

The big cameraman struggled for two seconds before stepping forward, decided to fight for the organization, and whispered, "You can't eat this pigeon"

Fu Zizhan couldn't understand his innocent eyes, "Why? I think they have no other words on them except that we are pigeons."

Brother Camera: "..."

You reload!

The audience who had already understood it laughed and leaned forward...

[Hahaha, it's quite like that! 】

[Laughing, director, director, don't sit in the tent, your pigeons are gone! 】

[So the program team bought the meat pigeons themselves, but the pigeons accidentally ran away, and then met Fu Zizhan and them again? 】

【This meat pigeon makes my mouth water when I see it】

【Ha ha ha ha ha fat become a chicken / like】

At the same time, the logistical brother in charge of purchasing stood in front of the empty cage with a dazed expression on his face. Where is the pigeon he bought?What about big fat pigeons?He carefully selected for half an hour!

Considering everyone's hard work in recording the show, he specially bought it to prepare stewed pigeon soup!

When did you jailbreak?

The Shawshank Redemption Do Pigeons Love Freedom?

Fu Zizhan didn't know what the logistics guy thought. He was making preparations, and Qi Haoyan on the other side quickly walked to the opposite side and gave him an OK sign.

Fu Zizhan rolled his eyes and nodded in response.

Qi Haoyan was very excited when he got the response, with his hands folded in front of his chest, tiptoeing like an immature thief, he approached one of the big chickens step by step, not... a big meat pigeon.

Just when he thought the time was right, he made a swoop, and then...

The meat pigeon flew into the sky.

Qi Haoyan, who was lying on the ground and ate a mouthful of leaves, was left with a big question mark on his head: "???"

so fat! ! !Why can I still fly? ?

Meat Pigeon: Are you polite?

The impolite Qi Haoyan watched the big fat pigeon fly higher and higher, and then...

With a sound of "咻", something pierced through the void, and the big fat pigeon fell to the ground!

Qi Haoyan turned his head lying on the ground in one direction, and all the question marks in his head turned into exclamation marks.

Wherever he looked, the back of the young man stood tall, holding a bow and arrow in his hand like an extremely decent hero!

Chivalrous and courageous, happy rivers and lakes!

After experiencing the momentary silence just now, the barrage spewed out.

【! ! ! 】

[I just watched a martial arts movie, right? ? ? 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so handsome! ! ! 】

[I've gone back and watched it five times! ! 】

【Husband, is there anything else you don't know? ? ? 】

【Forgive me for thinking they were just joking around with the bow】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh my husband is the cutest, let's give birth to a monkey quickly! 】

【Sorry, I've already given birth!Those who come later, please line up! 】

Of the two original ones, one is already lying on the ground now, and the other one has already disappeared when Qi Haoyan swooped down.

Fu Zizhan took the bow and walked towards Hanhan who was still lying on the ground step by step.

Little brother Hanhan saw fanatical adoration in his eyes.

Fu Zizhan looked puzzled: "Where did you get hurt? Or... is it cool on the ground?"

Qi Haoyan got up quickly when he heard the words, and his tone was extremely excited, even his tone was passionate: "Brother Fu, no, Dad Fu! What else can you not know! Wife is amazing! This pigeon is still flying Ah, how did you hit it??"

"When did you start learning archery? Is it too late for me to learn? I can pay the tuition!"

Fu Zizhan pulled out the only arrow, and said calmly, "I haven't learned it for long, it's not considered proficient, but I know a little bit."

If it is two o'clock, there should be two lying down now, and two pigeons with one arrow are no longer a dream.

【Familiar ones will come soon】

【It will be a little late but I will arrive】

【I really want this to be a little bit】

[Good guy, I almost don’t know how to know these three words anymore]

Qi Haoyan didn't give up, "Try my bone age, is it really not suitable for martial arts?"

Which middle school boy doesn't have a martial arts dream?

The naive boy was just impressed by the heroic posture just now, and began to fantasize that he would also become a generation of heroes one day.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

He gave a sincere suggestion: "You can go to the club to practice"

Many recreational clubs have these programs.

Qi Haoyan was so excited as if he had been taught the exercises: "Then I'll practice when I get back, and I won't come out after practicing for three days and three nights!"

"..."

It's pretty good. After three days and three nights, you can go to see the King of Hades, and you will have the opportunity to change the world if you reincarnate.

It is also a method!

you can!

Fu Zizhan led their food back and walked back, and the determined Hanhan middle school boy followed quickly, with an aggrieved and apologetic expression on his face at this moment: "How could it fly so high! It made me eat it!" With a mouthful of dirt, shouldn't it be impossible to fly if you are so fat?"

"I'm sorry, did I do something reckless?"

Fu Zizhan lifted the thing and shook it twice: "It's okay, even if you didn't rush over, we are destined to only get one." After all, there is only one arrow, and they can't stand in the same place when they pull it out. Waiting to be shot.

Just a little fatter, not stupid.

In fact, jumping over gave me a little more hope, but unfortunately, the big fat pigeon loves freedom passionately.

Hearing this, the Hanhan middle school boy returned to his heartless appearance.

When they returned to the camp, Wendeng had already returned and found some fruits, which was a good harvest.

It was a pleasant surprise to see what Fu Zizhan was holding.

Xie Li's stove has been set up, water is boiling in the pot, and she smiles like a kind old mother: "You guys also beat chickens, it's amazing!"

Qi Haoyan burst out laughing instantly, laughing so hard that Xie Li and Wen Deng didn't understand why.

Xie Li looked at Fu Zizhan: "Is this kid stupid??"

Fu Zizhan nodded: "Yeah."

Be stupid all the time.

The silly Qi Haoyan seems to have finally found his kind: "Sister Li, you also think it is a chicken, right! Hahahahaha, it seems that I am not the only one who is stupid. Let me tell you, just now..."

What followed was a few minutes of story time. The protagonist of the story himself, Fu Zizhan, didn't really want to listen to it again. He looked around and asked Wen Deng: "Where is Zhengchu?"

Wen Deng put down what he was doing: "He said he would go out and look for something else to eat." After speaking, he pointed in a direction: "Going over there."

Fu Zizhan got up with his tool bag on his back: "I'll go and have a look."

There are three other people who deal with the pigeons, don't worry about him.

One pigeon is not enough for five people, and even a little fruit is not enough, and they are not as elegant as the program group, and they also specialize in making soup. The premise of drinking soup is... full.

Program group: "???"

If it's not enough, come back! !

Fu Zizhan left the scene of the story meeting, and he didn't want to find Duan Zhengchu, he just wanted to take a look around. The pigeon flew away just now, and he didn't know if he would come back.

There was no one chattering in his ears along the way, and it was very quiet. After Fu Zizhan walked a certain distance, he met two cameras who had returned slowly, one was following Duan Zhengchu and the other was following him.

The three of them looked at each other, and the eyes of the two opposite were full of accusations.

Fu Zizhan smiled awkwardly: "The two old brothers are back, thank you for your hard work."

The photographer complained full of complaints: "It's not hard, I just walked for four hours."

Fu Zizhan pretended to be stupid: "Well, today's exercise is in place, and the two brothers can go eat more later."

The photographer rolled his eyes: "Eat what you made?"

Fu Zizhan continued to pretend to be stupid: "Brother, you will bury me now, you know, we have nothing to eat, food is limited!"

The camera, which failed to grab a delicious meal, groaned, left two big eyes, and then turned on the camera again to shoot at Fu Zi.

It can also be said to be very dedicated.

The live channel finally returned to its original channel after two hours.

Fu Zizhan saluted the camera in admiration, expressing his respect for Rui Sibai.

The photographer resisted the camera and took a picture of the scene just now. He wanted to justify the name of their camera!

The physical strength of following shots in the wild is very good! !

Super good kind!

The kind that can walk for four hours without panting!

Changing the camera for shooting did not affect Fu Zizhan, he continued his journey of foraging.

Huangtian will not disappoint those who care.

Although no food was found, he... found Duan Zhengchu.

The buddhist boy squatted on the ground as if he had dug something.

It's just that the picture is a bit abnormal.

The buddhist boy was chattering in front of him, and behind him, out of sight, was a...

The little monkey brazenly took them all away.

When the little monkey hugged a bunch and was about to run away, he was grabbed by the arm.

Fu Zi cut fiercely: "Where is your mother? Your mother didn't teach you to steal, is it wrong?"

His sudden appearance not only scared the little monkey who was stealing things, but also scared Duan Zhengchu who was digging sweet potatoes.

Duan Zhengchu's back trembled, and he turned around clapping his heart with his hands.

"When did you come here? Why is there no sound when you walk?" He wanted to express that he was frightened, but after asking, he realized something was wrong, "Hey, where is my sweet potato?"

So many, big sweet potatoes? ? ?

Fans of Duan Zhengchu in the studio breathed a sigh of relief.

[Finally someone came to remind this stupid man]

[I'm going to die in a hurry!Seeing the monkey take all the things, this person didn’t notice it at all]

[The camera is too bad, I don’t know to remind you]

[Hahahaha, the naivety in front, how could the camera remind me, what they want is such a picture]

【Hahahahaha, the way Fu Zizhan grabs the little monkey looks too much like a bad uncle】

bad uncle.Fu Zizhan continued to grab the little monkey, and the little monkey chirped, as if protesting.

Fu Zizhan said righteously: "You are still reasonable. It is wrong to steal things at a young age. Go and find your mother."

The little monkey put down all the sweet potatoes anxiously. As soon as he let go, the monkey ran away without a trace.

Duan Zhengchu's long reflex arc finally returned to its place, and there was not much regret in his voice: "It was taken away by a little monkey. It really looks like my little nephew."

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Is this the point?

He carefully recalled the appearance of the little monkey. He couldn't say that he was pretty, but that he was ugly and very distinctive.

The little nephew might faint when he hears this!

Duan Zhengchu picked up the remaining sweet potatoes in his bag, and said with a big heart: "It's okay, just take it away, there is still a little more, our staple food these days is more than enough."

Fu Zizhan squatted at the other end and started digging from there, and soon a pile was dug out.

Indeed enough.

After a while, there was a rustling sound in the distance, and a big monkey stood in front of them with a little monkey in its arms.

Fu Zizhan raised his eyebrows, good guy, it's really here!

He was holding a plate of small sweet potatoes in his hand, and facing the big monkey like a director of academic affairs: "Your son just stole something, do you know?"

The big monkey stood there without moving.

Duan Zhengchu took a step silently, so as not to hurt himself in a fight.

Fu Zizhan continued to earnestly said: "The child can be taught well when he is still young, but stick education is not necessary. That has been abandoned now. You have to reason with him, and he can still break it back."

He babbled a lot, and then...

The mother and son walked away.

Did not take a cloud.

"..."

Fu.Director of teaching.Zi Zhan educated a lonely.

He pouted, lowered his head and continued to work.

Forget it, his lord doesn't count the little monkey.

After about ten, twenty, ten minutes, when the two felt about the same, the big monkey came again.

This time, he not only held a little monkey in his arms, but also a bunch of wild bananas.

Surprise flashed in Fu Zizhan's eyes, "Are you going to exchange with us?"

It seems that education is still useful. He has a talent for teaching and educating people.

The big monkey dropped the banana, waving its arms to signal something.

Fu Zizhan understood, but before he had time to pack some wild sweet potatoes, someone next to him handed over a big bag, which contained a lot.

He turned his head to look, and saw Duan Zhengchu squatting on the ground with a very emotional expression: "It is also very similar to my elder brother."

All he could see was the ugly little monkey in his arms.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

I'm afraid you have a grudge against your elder brother!

From childhood to adulthood!