I really just want to retire

Fu Zizhan was dragged by Qi Haoyan to the tree.

Then go check out this talking tree.

Qi Haoyan started talking about tuberculosis, and chattered a lot from a little distance: "You guys have been away for a long time, isn't it hard to find, Sister Li and the others have already found the flint and steel."

While talking, Fu Zizhan saw the tree that he said he wanted to climb.

I don't know if it was because it was too noisy or because the scene in front of him was too incomprehensible, causing his temples to twitch.

The height of the box placed on the tree from the inside...

It's about three meters.

It's the kind of height that can be reached by jumping up, or can be fiddled with just any stick.

Duan Zhengchu followed with genuine doubts: "Can't you get this off?"

Qi Haoyan took it for granted with a carefree look: "I'll wait for my brother Fu to come and get it!"

The barrage also saw this scene clearly, and some people jumped in an instant.

[Qi Haoyan's character design has really passed away]

【It's really too stupid to watch】

[Isn’t it good for some people to accumulate some morals?You are so stupid that your eyes are blinded, don't look at it, did someone force you to look at it?Beep beep beep every day, you have a mouth]

【Qi Haoyan's fans are really scary and can't be offended】

【Is he unable to walk independently without Fu Zizhan? 】

As soon as this barrage hit the screen, a silly voice sounded in Fu Zizhan's ears: "After all, I can't walk without Brother Fu."

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Netizens: "..."

[Hahahahaha laughing to death, walking the way of black fans by myself, leaving black fans with nowhere to go! 】

Yanhuo seemed to be stimulated, and they started swiping the screen one after another.

【How about our baby is an older child】

[It's a bit stupid, but I like it! 】

[Hahaha Fu Zizhan didn't say anything, okay?Some people shut up]

The quarreling on the barrage is just those words, but it's just a moment of comfort!

After Qi Haoyan finished speaking jokingly, he became extraordinarily deep again, with the appearance of a respected master: "Well, in fact, I didn't move because I thought it was a fraud. Think about it, is there a problem with it being placed here so brightly? , shouldn’t it be hard to find, right?”

After speaking, he looked eager to get approval.

Fu Zizhan glanced at the box: "Well, it makes sense."

Qi Haoyan seemed to have found a confidant in an instant: "That's right, I'm simply a clever little ghost!"

Fu Zizhan handed the box in his hand to Qi Haoyan, and walked up to the tree: "I'll go up and have a look."

The bottom of the trunk was straight, without any uneven fulcrum, the boy climbed up quickly, sat on a branch, and got the box.

The moment I opened it, I was speechless.

There are a lot of bottles and jars inside, all seasoning jars and dishes.

The most speechless is...

It's all made of glass and ceramics, and the program crew seems to put whatever is fragile, which is obviously to see their expressions after being broken.

Today is also a non-human program group!

Qi Haoyan at the bottom looked up expectantly: "How is it? What's in it? Could it be that there were some bugs or something?"

Fu Zizhan looked down at the silly little brother below, and had to say that there is a scientific basis for the saying that stupid people have stupid blessings.

People's intuition determines whether they will eat boiled vegetables in the next few days or continue to be delicious.

Fu Zizhan closed the box again and carried him down the tree.

Qi Haoyan couldn't wait to get close to the box, his excited and nervous little face was shocked when he saw what was inside.

Even Duan Zhengchu's expressionless face showed fluctuations.

Qi Haoyan took out one by one in disbelief: "Isn't this my seasoning? Didn't I put it in a bag?"

"Put it in a bottle on purpose, do you want to see us knock it over? Then you won't be able to eat the delicious food made by Brother Fu?"

Holding the box in his arms, Fu Zizhan gave an affirmative answer: "This is probably the case, your intuition saved us."

Qi Haoyan patted his chest in fear, and then said fiercely to the camera: "How about the program team be an individual? We have already worked hard!"

The fans in the live broadcast room were also shocked, and most of Qi Haoyan's fans felt refreshed and elated on the barrage.

[Where is the person who called my baby stupid just now, come out and get beaten! 】

[How dare people come out, hiding behind the keyboard and pointing out the country is their style]

[Suggest those people to change their minds, if you don’t have money, we will crowdfund it for you]

[Isn’t it nice to have that money donated to the mountains?Are they worthy? ! ! 】

【This program group is really too funny】

[Hahaha is simply not a human being, I am dying of laughter, how could I figure it out! 】

【Fortunately my baby is witty】

The witty Qi Haoyan hummed a little tune all the way back, as if he had captured the whole world.

And he ran to the staff and was very proud of himself, just like the stupid son of a landlord's family.

Fu Zizhan also used the paper he found to exchange five single-person tents with the program crew.

After tossing about the survival equipment for a long time, everyone was a little hungry.

Qi Haoyan's complacency just now has gone down, and now he's a little bit embarrassed: "I searched around in front of me, but I didn't find anything to eat, so there's no food on this island, right?"

While checking the tools, Fu Zizhan replied: "Not so much."

Qi Haoyan seemed to have found the backbone in an instant: "Then I will follow you!"

As they were talking, the two were about to go to places they hadn't been to before, but just as they got up, the little Hanhan suddenly asked in doubt: "Brother Fu, are you taking pictures?"

He just felt that something was a little weird, but he didn't find anything strange for a while.

Fu Zizhan paused for a moment when he heard the words, Duan Zhengchu also heard the movement here and turned his head, the two of them looked at each other without saying anything, it was inexplicably funny.

Fans who are still in the action camera swiped their screens.

[Finally someone found this problem]

【I've lost my temper. I want to see my husband, but the camera is really hard to describe】

【Hahahahaha, I just want to know if those two cameras came back】

[All the crimes done by the program group have been revenged on the staff of the family]

[Hahahahaha light some wax, I hope the camera is fine]

[This show is good, but it's the photographer's fault]

Fu Zizhan paused for a moment, and Qi Haoyan immediately made up a big drama in his head: "You two got separated? Could it be that you were in danger when you went out?"

Fu Zizhan interrupted the other party's thinking: "No, it's just that they walked too slowly and didn't keep up."

The camera that has not come back from far away: "???"

Are they walking too slowly?

Please touch your conscience when you speak, okay?

Keep up!

Is that a speed that a human can keep up with? ? ?

Qi Haoyan firmly believed in this: "Then they don't have enough physical strength! If you have this spare time to find ways to punish us, it would be great to exercise more!"

The audience who watched the live broadcast were amused and laughed, and shot their distressed cameras on the public screen.

[The photographer's review was murdered! 】

But the people who harmed them were unconscious.

Fu Zizhan simply made two tools, took the tool and took a step: "Let's go, don't you still have a camera?"

After speaking, he glanced at the elder brother behind the camera, and his heart was frightened.

Qi Haoyan patted the shoulder of the portrait: "Brother, are you physically strong? You have to keep up!"

The eldest brother was speechless: "..."

Their physical strength for outdoor photography is good enough!

Please do not question their professionalism at will!

Netizens who knew the truth laughed so hard that they burst into tears.

Qi Haoyan, who doesn't know the truth, is still heartbroken by the physical strength of the cameramen.

In the end, the director still took another camera to follow, so as not to repeat the previous situation, although this place should not appear, but just in case.

The division of labor in the group is clear.

Duan Zhengchu and Xie Li were in charge of setting up tents in the camp and collecting firewood and other messy things, and Wen Deng went to the other side alone.

This direction is handed over to Fu Zizhan and Qi Haoyan.

Qi Haoyan followed his thigh closely, as if following Fu Zizhan would surely find something to eat, it can be said that he was blindly worshiping.

Fu Zizhan was holding the newly made bow in his hand. The bow itself was brought by Wen Deng, and he quietly added some materials to the arrowhead.

The original arrow was more like a toy, it looked like a bluff, but in fact it couldn't cause any substantial damage at all.

It is estimated that people are also preparing for the recording of the program, but in fact, they have not tried it once.

The little Hanhan next to him looked left and right: "There are so many monkeys on this island! It's a pity..."

"Monkeys can't be eaten, otherwise we wouldn't have to work so hard"

monkey:"???"

Feelings, you have also called to eat our attention!

It's the same root, so why rush it!

Fu Zizhan got through a low tree and entered a relatively dense jungle, "Where there are many monkeys, you can always find something to eat."

After all, they are close relatives, and the things they can eat are similar.

Qi Haoyan agreed without a bottom line: "It would be great if I could find a chicken or a rabbit. Is it true to wait for the rabbit? If I sit here, can a rabbit bump into it by itself?"

Fu Zizhan's tone was flat: "You should be able to guard the entrance of the rabbit hole. Who will live longer than the rabbit?"

Qi Haoyan thought about it seriously, and finally came to a conclusion: "My life should not be too long."

Fu Zizhang clarified the facts: "Well, so don't daydream"

Qi Haoyan held his mouth shut, pawing at the grass in the jungle.

Suddenly his arm was pounded.

Fu Zi beheaded his hands and made a silent gesture: "Shhh"

The two looked forward at the same time, where two feathered things were moving, and their heads hit the ground one after another, looking for food.

Qi Haoyan was excited, trembling and excited, and his excited voice was suppressed very quietly: "Dick, chicken, chicken!!! There is really a chicken!"

After being excited for a few seconds, I returned to my senses, and carefully confirmed: "Can I eat it?"

"But why is this chicken white? It won't mutate, is it poisonous?"

He seems to be a bit of a misfit with the show, despite some toxic stuff.

Fu Zizhan was silent for two seconds, and asked calmly, "Are you nearsighted?"

Qi Haoyan squinted his eyes and was still looking at the two birds in the distance. Hearing this, he turned his head, "How do you know?"

"It's a little bit, but it's not serious, and it doesn't affect me at all when I meet pig teammates in games, and I can clearly see their IDs."

Remember by the way, don't let him meet next time!

Fu Zizhan said in a leisurely tone, "I think it's serious, go back and get a pair of glasses."

Qi Haoyan's head was full of question marks: "???"

Fu Zizhan pulled the string on his bow, it may be needed later, and he answered for a child who was still wondering, "If you are not serious, you will see five large characters written on the top of their heads --- we It's a pigeon"

After the words fell, the eyes of a questioning child widened instantly, full of disbelief, "Really? Then why does this pigeon look like a chicken?!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"Don't swear"

At the same time, the cameraman behind him zoomed in a bit, not to let the audience see clearly, but because he was a little confused...

Look closely at this pigeon, why does it look familiar?