I really just want to retire

While they were chatting, Wen Deng and Duan Zhengchu rushed over one after another, and everyone was ready to go to Baiji Forest.

Baiji Forest belongs to Ningluo Province, where ethnic minorities gather, and has a tropical rainforest-like climate.

The plane couldn't go there directly. After they flew to the city airport, they transferred to a special car. After getting off the car, they had to walk to the edge of the forest.

There was a long path with no end in sight, with dense vegetation on both sides of the path, and they were going to hike now.

Everything seems to be fine, but some greedy idiot brought a huge suitcase.

The second idiot Qi Haoyan had a desperate expression on his face: "Can I really just walk across it?" He seemed to be selectively blind to the narrow road in front of him that was too narrow for an electric car to pass, and he was blind No.1.

His suitcase is really a bit heavy, I didn't feel it because of the distance I walked before.

The people from the program group followed behind without any intention of lending a helping hand.

Xie Li suggested: "Or just put it in the car and don't take it with you."

Qi Haoyan struggled, and then, as if he had made up his mind, he looked like he was going to die as a strong man: "Forget it, I can do it!"

For stuttering, it is really hard enough.

Then after walking less than 50 meters, the expression of the brave man who was about to die turned into a deserter, and a certain idiot panted: "I'll take a rest, you go first and don't worry about me."

How is that possible? No matter whether it is a camera or filming or out of humanitarianism, it is impossible to leave people here alone.

Besides, the other three people are not very familiar with Qi Haoyan, the more unfamiliar they are, the more polite they are, Wen Deng's tone is very tactful: "Why don't we divide it up, so we won't be so tired if we take a little each."

Qi Haoyan panted heavily, agreeing with both hands and feet to this move.

Fu Zizhan sighed with his backpack on his back, and silently stepped forward to leave the suitcase, "Let's go, don't bother."

They simply don't have much room to put the pot on top?

That scene may be so thunderous that your eyes hurt.

The boy carried the suitcase and walked in the front, step by step without pausing, as if he was carrying an empty suitcase.

The sun shines through the dense branches, like a hero of the world.

Qi Haoyan trotted to keep up, following behind like a dog's leg: "Brother, Brother Fu! After I unilaterally declare, you will be my real brother!"

"Is there anything my little brother can do for you? Little brother, I will go up the mountain of swords and go down into the sea of ​​fire, and I will go through fire and water!"

"Brother Fu, are you tired? Don't you think this box is heavy? I didn't expect you to be so strong. Do you often push iron? How much is the bench press?"

Fu Zizhan heard his temples start to twitch, "There is indeed something I need you to do."

Qi Haoyan raised his head and stood up, ready to accept the order: "Brother Fu, tell me, I will definitely do it!"

Fu Zizhan's tone was flat: "Just shut up."

"Oh"

Qi Haoyan turned into a quail in a second, and became really quiet.

The barrage was very noisy.

【It’s really a smart job, bringing so many things and hurting others】

[Is it hurting you?Hold the keyboard and just bang there! 】

【You guys are arguing, don't block me from seeing my husband】

[Fu Zizhan really loves that muscle line, that arm looks so strong! 】

[The strength is too great! 】

[My child is heartless, thank you little brother for taking care of me. 】

【They seem to belong to the same company】

Compared with the noise of the barrage, the jungle path is very quiet, and only the sound of each other's footsteps can be heard for a while.

Firstly, everyone was a little tired and didn't want to talk.

Secondly, this road is not suitable for talking. It can only be used by one person, and you have to talk at the top of your voice.

An hour later, we finally reached our destination. There is a plain on the edge of the Baiji forest, which looks very suitable for camping. There is a pretty big lake not far away.

Fu Zizhan put down the suitcase that was as heavy as a soldering iron in his hand.

I secretly made up my mind to try to avoid these two idiots when recording programs in the future.

The second idiot didn't know that he had become a burden that was about to be dumped, so he moved to Fu Zizhan's side very attentively, his younger brother looked very good, "Brother Fu, you have worked hard!"

Fu Zizhan rubbed his arms calmly: "It's not too hard, life is more bitter!"

"..."

The chat ends immediately.

After resting for ten minutes, it's time to plan for the next few days. After all, it's already afternoon and it's getting dark.

Wen Deng is considered an elder among this group of people, he presides over the overall situation, and no one else has any opinions.

"We still have to make the bed first, what do you think?"

“I feel great”

"Kidneys are good? I do have good kidneys!"

"..."

Homophonic stalk jokes really never go out of style. Everyone started to go about their business after laughing.

In the Baiji Forest in July, the dew is heavy in the morning, so it is unrealistic to sleep on the ground, and it is not necessary to build a complete house, because they only stay for three or four days.

Finally, some flat wood and thick leaves were found, and a large bunk was made, which will be their nest for the next three or four days.

It took nearly two hours to complete such a nest, and it was completely dark.

Everyone had a tacit understanding and didn't mention the question of dinner. They probably guessed the situation. Everyone ate as much as possible on the plane at noon, and there was no way to find something to eat when the lights were dark.

Tired all day, everyone was wrapped in sleeping bags, and the tent lights of the program group next to them were turned off one after another, and the whole world became quieter.

Fu Zizhan was lying on the edge, and he adapted well to this environment. People who work in the fast-traveling bureau have never experienced any environment!

Adaptation is adaptation, he still misses his [-]-square-meter big bed.

Especially at……

The downside of sleeping out when the sun comes up is that you have to get up when the sun comes up.

The glaring sunlight shone straight down, and it didn't speak martial arts at all.

Fu Zizhan frowned and got up, before his head started to protest, his stomach started first.

"I am starving"

"???"

Oh, it was Qi Haoyan next to him who made the sound.

At that moment, he almost thought his stomach was talking.

"I'm hungry too"

"1"

Very good, we are also starving people from Tianya!

After everyone tidied themselves up, Xie Li suggested: "Let's look for it separately, as long as it is barely edible, bring it back."

"Then I'll follow Brother Fu!", Qi Haoyan hugged his thigh very professionally, calling out to Fu Zizhan, who was obviously younger than him, very smoothly.

So in the end, they were divided into two teams, Fu Zizhan led the new younger brother, and the other three formed a team.

They are still on the outskirts of the forest, and they must go inside if they want to find food.

Fu Zizhan found a fairly comfortable stick and pulled it forward.

The second idiot next to him kept murmuring: "I heard that there are many wild elephants here in Baiji. Brother Fu, do you think we will encounter them? I feel that I am not enough for them."

Fu Zizhan paused for a while as he fiddled with the grass next to him: "Do you know there is a word called crow's mouth?"

"I know, but I'm not", Qi Haoyan assured me!

Fu Zizhan, who didn't know the other party very well, was skeptical: "Really?"

Qi Haoyan nodded affirmatively: "Yes!"

At this time, the barrage fans began to cover their faces again.

【No!baby you are not! 】

[Another day of self-knowledge confusion]

[Inexplicably looking forward to it! ! 】

[Baby, wake up, you are like a crow's mouth, okay? 】

It is impossible for the roar of the fans to be conveyed through the screen to the two people in front of the camera.

They had just walked less than a few tens of meters and found nothing to eat.

Qi Haoyan probably recorded this kind of variety show for the first time, and his curiosity exploded to the extreme.

When he curiously wanted to pick a beautiful grass again, he was suddenly interrupted by a scolding voice: "Don't move!"

Qi Haoyan trembled in fright: "What... what's wrong?"

Fu Zizhan glanced over there: "If you don't want to be carried away in a while, then don't touch it."

Not only was his body trembling from fright, but his voice was trembling: "See... see blood seal throat???"

"..."

"No, it's just ordinary grass. It will make you itch all over your body for three days and three nights, scratching your head and bleeding."

"Huh..." Qi Haoyan instantly retreated three meters away, "You look so pretty, but are you so poisonous?"

"Didn't your mother tell you not to touch the beautiful grass?"

"No, my mother only said that the more beautiful the girl, the more poisonous she is."

Oh, it turned out to be Young Master Zhang, sorry for your disrespect!

……

After staying away from the poisonous grass, Qi Haoyan obviously became very careful next.

By the way, Fu Zizhan popularized some vegetation.

The new little brother was full of admiration: "As expected of a big brother!"

Fu Zizhan accepted it immodestly: "You can also read more books!"

The elder brother and the younger brother walked a hundred meters away, when his arm was suddenly grabbed, "You, you...look at the front, chicken! It's a chicken! We have meat now! Let's have braised chicken nuggets for lunch!"

Fu Zizhan saved his arm in time, and his expression was very calm: "Oh, there may not be braised chicken nuggets, but we can have public rice!"

Qi Haoyan was still agitated and couldn't understand.

"What are we looking for to catch? Will it fly away?"

Fu Zizhan didn't look at the chicken again, and continued to walk forward. By the way, he pointed out to the younger brother who couldn't understand him: "Is it good-looking?"

The younger brother nodded without hesitation: "It looks good!"

"Just look good, you can't touch anything that looks good, you'll forget it in 10 minutes"

Qi Haoyan turned pale with shock: "This chicken is poisonous???"

"No way, I've never heard of pheasants being poisonous! I've only heard that snakes are poisonous."

Fu Zizhan: "..."

This child is hopeless, take him away!

In the wild forest, the signal of the live broadcast was not affected at all. The advanced equipment is so proud. The photographer who followed him also gave a close-up shot of the beautiful pheasant, so that netizens who watched the live broadcast could also see it.

【Hahahahaha God damn pheasant is poisonous】

[To be honest, it’s a bit too stupid, there must be a limit to pretending to be stupid at least]

[It's really a hypocrite who pretends everything. My baby is just pretending, he's just plain stupid! 】

[? ? ?Why are you fat four in front?Still proud? 】

[Hahahahaha laughing to death, taking the road of black fans makes black fans have nowhere to go]

【Yanhuo admits, my baby is just out of mind, I hope everyone will bear with me】

[One thing to say, what is this chicken?Anyone know anything about it? 】

Although the child is hopeless, but who makes others handsome and kind? Fu Zizhan patiently explained: "It's a spotted pheasant, a national first-class protected animal. It looks like a pheasant, but its colorful feathers are much more beautiful than a pheasant. turtledove"

Qi Haoyan nodded half-understood.

"All in all, can't eat!"

Now I really understand!

What a pity.