I really just want to retire

A few days after Fu Zizhan moved into the new apartment, he received a call from his agent, who connected him to a new variety show. He said relatively little on the phone, only saying that the name was "Food and Cloth".

Sounds like a good Yazi, Fu Zizhan came to the company happily, with ample food and clothing and money, isn't he just happy!

But sometimes, people, often can't be too superficial.

Well-fed may not be an adjective sometimes, it may also be... a verb.

"Where are you going?", in the office, Fu Zizhan picked out his ears and asked repeatedly, very uncertain, he suspected that he was deaf.

Brother Cai repeated: "Baiji Forest"

Well, he's not deaf.

Sure enough, it's just bad luck.

I have already mixed from the countryside to the virgin forest, and the more I mix, the more I go back.

During Fu Zizhan's attempt to accept his fate, Brother Cai thought that the other party didn't know the location, so he explained it carefully: "Actually, it's a wild adventure. The natural scenery in Baiji Forest is not bad."

Fate accepted the failure, Fu Zizhan tried to struggle: "Is there no other job to take?"

Brother Cai revealed the reality ruthlessly: "There are no other resources for now."

"..."

Well, the reality is so cruel, fate accepts success, of course it's not that he compromised with fate, the most important thing is...

The money is still in place.

If you have money, you can do everything, who made the energy of the unlucky system not recover.

When he returned to the apartment, Fu Zizhan was still pondering, "I think I should change your name again."

Cue for no reason: "???"

What does it matter?It didn't participate in the whole process, and it didn't talk, okay?

"Your bad luck has affected me."

dubious:"……"

"The host please recognize the reality!"

Fu Zizhan suggested: "From now on, it will be called Zhaocai or Wangfu."

Dumbfounded and sternly rejected: "No!!!"

"Alas..." Fu Zizhan lay on the sofa and didn't force him any more, he just mourned for himself for a few minutes.

After all, even compromising for money takes time.

There were still a few days left before the recording of the show. During this time, he received another call from his manager asking him to start a Weibo.

Some people have been popular for a month without even having a Weibo account.

This is also a means to consolidate popularity, Fu Zizhan accepted the suggestion and opened Weibo.

In the previous world, he had been in the cultivation world for a long time, and sometimes he couldn't keep up with the modern way of thinking. He was as fierce as a tiger in that pass, and his fans were two, three, five.

No, not five, just one or two zombie accounts from somewhere.

A golden retriever popped out at some point, and leaned its head towards the phone: "Poor."

Some people used to be top-notch existences, let's look at the present.

"Because of whom?"

"Oh."

The golden retriever disappeared again.

Fu Zizhan sent it to Cai Hu with an account with only 2 fans.

Cai Hu opened it and looked at it: "..."

"Don't you know how to buy a powder?"

Fu Zizhan was very reasonable: "I want money!"

Now please call him Green Gollum.Tovsky.Dead stingy.Zi cut!

When the stingy Fu Zizhan opened his account again, Xi raised [-] followers, and Brother Cai bought it for him out of his own pocket.

And got a side message.

--Send more dynamics, and take some nonsensical videos.

Fu Zizhan replied: OjbK!

It's just that the sentence of a nonsensical video seems a bit inexplicably serious.

In fact, the very serious nonsense just disappeared and was called out again. Fu Zizhan held up his mobile phone: "Come on, let's dance", looking like an old hooligan.

dubious:"……"

Headquarters!Headquarters!Some hosts are forcing the system into prostitution!

Come save the system!

Fu Zizhan continued to hold the phone: "Shout! No one will come to save you even if your throat is broken!"

dubious:"……"

Broken throat!Broken throat!

The system that couldn't get in touch with the headquarters was pitiful, and he stepped on the music with aggrievedness and presented a song.

Because when Brother Cai bought fans, he also used the company's official blog to promote Fu Zizhan's new Weibo, and many fans have already come here by groping their way.

As soon as he uploaded the video, he received dozens of comments. Compared with those tens of thousands of traffic per second, it was a bit miserable.

Those who came so quickly can be said to be true fans.

[Wow, wow, wow, look at what I've read, has my husband finally remembered that there is a Weibo software? 】

【It's signed!It’s not going anywhere]

[Hahaha, that's right, it's not like signing a contract indiscriminately! 】

【I do not care!that is!So... in the future, please let me be more nonchalant about business, okay? 】

[Hahaha no nonsense, if you are kidnapped, just blink, I will steal the electric car to save you. 】

[My dog ​​also likes to dance with demons when listening to music]

【When can I watch my husband dance】

【Want to watch cooking】

【1. My mother told me to say it】

It was boring anyway, so Fu Zizhan simply picked a few replies.

Want to watch cooking?

--No, I don't really want to do it.

--Thank you mom, even then I don't want to do it.

Steal electric cars?

--No nonsense, it doesn't want electric cars, please come by motorcycle!

Want to watch your husband dance?

--Watch it after you get married, the kind of divorce if you don't dance!

Playing stupid No.1, I can't understand who my husband is calling.

The chatting in the comment area was particularly hilarious, and the speed of fans visible to the naked eye was increasing, because the fans who came late and did not get a reply were heartbroken, feeling that they had missed [-] million.

And Fu Zizhan, who was nestled on the sofa, was speechless looking at the phone, because...

its stuck.

He is still using the mobile phone left by the original owner, which looks a bit old.

Fine!

It's time for a new phone.

After getting a new phone, it's time to embark on the journey of recording a new program. Apart from him, Huatian Entertainment also has Qi Haoyan.

Qi Haoyan's last play had just wrapped up for more than a week, and the meeting was idle, so his manager calculated the time to get him such a resource.

The program "Food and Clothes" also adopts the form of live broadcast. There will be six recording locations. The first stop will be in China, and the later location is to be determined, because the program team needs time to set up locations, and safety issues need to be rigorous.

The six recording sites, in addition to the live broadcast, will also be divided into two episodes and broadcast on the video website.

Before Fu Zizhan set off, he received all-round greetings from Cai Hu. It wasn't that the other party was so considerate and cared about his artists, it was simply...

"Do you have a place to go at home?"

Don't have any plans.

All kinds of proofs show that this person just wants to steal the system, or in fact, what he wants to sign is nonsense?

If it wasn't for the fact that the dog's paw is not legally effective, a contract with the dog's paw might really appear at this moment.

Fu Zizhan ruthlessly rejected Cai Hu's concern: "It went to a friend."

Cai Hu asked, "Didn't you say you don't have any friends now?"

Fu Zi cut ghosts: "It's a friend"

No.1 out of thin air.

Cai Hu: "..."

Does his new artist have any objections to him?Or are teenagers a bit rebellious?

Fu Zizhan blinked his sincere eyes, neither.

It's purely the system that he has to bring with him, just kidding, what if something happens in the wilderness.

Even though we are far away, it will take time to connect.

Cai Hu had no choice but to try to steal the dog again and failed. As a dubious fan, he failed!

Fu Zizhan solemnly succeeded in the ownership of his own system, and then dragged his suitcase to the airport the next day, where they were going to gather.

There are only five fixed guests this time, besides him and Qi Haoyan, there are two other male artists, namely Wendeng and Duan Zhengchu. Duan Zhengchu is about the same age as them, and he is a not-so-popular idol. Wendeng is in his thirties, so he is somewhat famous Middle-aged actors are just the kind who have been playing supporting roles.

The last girl is a retired badminton player named Xie Li.

Generally speaking, the configuration is average, there are no top traffic people, but they are more or less well-known. Both Wen Deng and Qi Haoyan have TV dramas that have been aired. Duan Zhengchu once had a talent show that was very popular, but it was a pity that it was short-lived. .

Not to mention Xie Li, who won the badminton Olympic champion before retiring. Although many athletes have a difficult road after retiring, they have once been brilliant.

As for Fu Zizhan, he...

There is a system!hey~

"One Person, One Dog" is a relatively popular variety show, and he is also a little famous person now.

Specifically in……

Someone at the airport finally called his name, it wasn't a dubious kind!

Super Plus enjoy!

He wasn't the first to arrive this time either. Xie Li was the first to arrive. She was dressed very smartly, unlike other female stars who were slender and weak, and her muscular muscles were not inferior to many men at all.

It has already started from Xie Li to the live broadcast.

When Fu Zi cut it, the bullet screen was brushed up in a small area.

【The first day without nonsense, sad...】

[I'm not sad, husband, I'm coming! 】

[Is it because the chef is not teaching this time? 】

[It’s good to be full in the wild! 】

【I just want to see how they can't get enough to eat, the more miserable they are, the more they like it hehehe...】

[Hahahahaha are all fake fans]

Xie Li, an athlete, is in her thirties. Years of training have left a little mark on her face. Compared with her strong muscles, she is actually very kind.

Greeting Fu Zizhan like a big sister, the two had just communicated for a minute or two when a figure came running like a small cannonball.

Fu Zizhan dodged instinctively.

Qi Haoyan was injured: "Why are you running away? You're sad!"

Fu Zizhan said truthfully: "If I don't avoid it, I may hurt myself."

"..."

The sad Qi Haoyan generously expressed that he didn't care about it, and after greeting Xie Li enthusiastically, he moved to Fu Zizhan's side again: "Is it my turn to gain weight this time? Crying, the kind that the pillow is wet when I wake up in the morning.”

"..."

"How long has this been going on? What did the doctor say? Don't shy away from medical treatment!"

Shirley chuckled beside her.

Qi Haoyan: "..."

"Do you understand the exaggerated rhetoric!!!"

"Oh."

I don't really want to understand!

Qi Haoyan continued the topic just now: "Anyway, I don't care, I want to eat all of them this time, especially the fish!"

The whole fish feast that is not repeated for several days really makes people cry!

Fu Zizhan glanced at him: "Don't you know where we are going?"

Does that place look like it can cook a big meal?

Qi Haoyan acted like you underestimated me: "Of course I know, but I asked, it's just that you are not allowed to bring food! I brought pots, pans and all kinds of seasonings." He patted the suitcase next to him: "Look! A big suitcase is full, and I have all the kitchen utensils you want!"

Two other people: "..."

During the live broadcast, Qi Haoyan's fans covered their faces.

[I'm sorry, my silly child is like this, please bear with me~]

[Qi Haoyan's personal behavior has nothing to do with fans! 】

[Hahaha, it's time to show the video of burying your face in a bowl! 】

[Yanbao, can we be more reserved, it's really not enough to eat in one bite! 】

【Hahahahaha...】

Qi Haoyan didn't know how the fans were covering their faces. After he introduced the box that looked like a kitchen, he looked very witty.

Today's little witty ghost champion is none other than him.

Fu Zizhan was in a complicated mood, and this wave of operations was also very unique.

He doesn't want to talk.