I really just want to retire

When they went home, Jiang Kang hadn't come back yet.

Kong Shuang, who stayed at home, first expressed her shock and joy at the bucket of fish, and then kept praising her with a naughty dog's head.

Kong Shuang fans are not calm anymore.

【Soul Wearing No Three No Four】

[Ah, ah, my wife let go of the dog and hug me! 】

[Is anyone watching Jiang Kang's live broadcast?I'm dying laughing! 】

[? ? ?What happened to the sand sculpture that I don't know about]

[It's nothing, it's just being chased by my dog ​​for two miles]

Kong Shuang's fans who didn't know were very curious, and Kong Shuang was equally curious: "Where's Brother Jiang? Why didn't you come back with you?"

Zhuang Qun also came out of the house, "That's right, what about others? Could it be that they fell into a fish pond?"

Quan Junwu and Fu Zizhan: "..."

It makes them say.

Fu Zizhan sat on the chair and the old god was there: "I'm playing outside with Chang Ming, I think I'll be back in a while."

[Hahahahahaha God fucks to play]

[Jiang Kang probably doesn't want this kind of playfulness]

[I suspect that he wants to throw the dog away while outside]

【Hahahahaha, it's not impossible】

[Just came back from Jiang Kang's live broadcast room, don't worry about throwing it away. 】

[It's true love! 】

Audiences who know the truth had a great time with God's perspective.

Zhuang Qun and Kong Shuang, who don't know the truth, are convinced of this, Erha should play with it more!

……

Ten minutes later, Jiang Kang came back with a tired body, looking like he was dying.

Fu Zizhan handed over a stool silently: "You have worked hard."

Jiang ** has nothing to love: "I don't work hard, I just have a hard life!"

"..."

Quan Junwu handed over a glass of water: "Sweet honey water, it won't be bitter after drinking!"

The other three guests had little question marks on their heads: "???"

Fu Zizhan looked outside the door, but there was no black and white mischievous figure: "What about longevity?"

"I threw it away," the tone was heartless.

As soon as he finished speaking, Changshou rushed in, and his triumphant figure seemed to say: Hey hey hey, I'm back again, young master!

Jiang Kang died!

In addition, the three people who didn't know it seemed to be watching a pantomime, and said in a faint tone: "So, what happened?"

Fu Zizhan's tone was very ordinary: "It's nothing, it's just that Chang Ming caught a snake for us as an extra meal."

"Huh...", someone instantly revealed a mask of pain.

This extra meal is unnecessary! ! !

I don't want extra meals, but dinner is still worth having. Fu Zizhan took a break for a while and started his work as a cook consciously.

Because he is an amateur, even if he was popular because of his indiscretions before recording the show, it was still on a small scale. Compared with the other five guests who were originally celebrities, he still had the fewest fans in the live broadcast room.

But that was also at the very beginning. In the past two days, every time it was time for him to cook, a large number of fans would flood into the live broadcast room. Both.

It seems to have become the most popular live broadcast among the few people.

There are a lot of fish, and the rest of the people are not polite when ordering dishes, such as fish head with chopped pepper, fish with pickled cabbage, boiled fish slices...

A whole fish feast that looks like a real treat.

Many netizens cried greedily, and the program group also cried greedily.

In the yard, Jin Xiao smelled the aroma and looked at Qu Jiancheng cautiously: "Can we exchange the ingredients for brother Xiao Fu to cook a meal?"

Qu Jiancheng rolled his eyes at him: "That's all you have to offer."

Jin Xiao: "..."

Isn't life just daily necessities? That's all he can do!

He thought so, but he didn't dare to say that the first rank of the official rank is overwhelming, and he hasn't got the resume template yet.

Discussions within the program group, the guests knew nothing about it, and spent a few days leisurely.

There are people who cook and feed, and there is still plenty of meat.

After eating, several people became mellow visible to the naked eye, and the bullet screens clamored to be controlled by their own idols, and they had to film the show after recording the show.

It is the norm to control what is impossible to control.

The result of not controlling it is... the fish are gone if you don't play tricks.

So a group of people stood by the fish pond on a bright morning. The rest of the people were there this time, except Jiang Kang, who was left at home to watch the remaining dogs.

Mainly the fear of being fed a mollusk again.

He was entrusted by everyone before going into the water, just like a soldier about to go out!The burden of the whole family is carried on the shoulders!

Please put the pillars of nonsense on the public screen!

This time it didn't take long, because they skipped the option of fishing by themselves.

Just kidding, you don't have to be a fool if you have cheats!

The way back was full of joy, talking and laughing.

As he walked, Fu Zizhan narrowed his eyes and looked into the distance: "What is that?"

Everyone followed their gazes and saw two dark figures, one big and one small, having fun there.

Zhuang Qun said indifferently: "I guess it's a dog from a fellow villager. It's quite big, about the size of [-]."

Kong Shuang also nodded in agreement.

Seeing something, Fu Zizhan lowered his head and looked at his own system. Before he had time to communicate, Jiang Kang ran towards them quickly. He looked at Zhuang Qun and Kong Shuang, panting anxiously: "Kong Didn't Xiaoxiao and Tenwan come to look for you?"

Kong Shuang didn't understand, so she said, "No, what's wrong?"

Jiang Kang seemed to be blaming himself: "I was chopping firewood, and when I finished, I found that they were gone. The people from the program team said they ran out. I thought I came to find you."

Kong Shuang and Zhuang Qun became anxious when they heard the words, and Jiang Kang kept apologizing.

Amid the commotion, the black figures not far away rushed towards them, and as they approached, they also brought a foul smell.

Fu Zizhan had a tacit understanding of his nonchalant footsteps, and moved back about ten steps in sync. When they moved, the two figures had already run in front of Kong Shuang and Zhuang Qun.

then……

There was no loving hug one by one as usual.

The two people's footsteps were also very tacit, and they took a big step back in unison.

Ten Wan was confused with Kong Xiaoxiao, he tilted his head as if he was asking himself, are you serious about taking a half step back?

Kong Shuang's expression didn't look very good on Yazi, her voice was trembling: "Xiaoxiao? Is it Xiaoxiao?"

Kong Xiaoxiao was excited when she heard her name, she rushed towards Kong Shuang, and then...

Pounced empty.

"Don't come here!"

What a familiar scene!

Netizens who watched the whole process almost collapsed from laughter.

【Hahahahaha what the hell are they doing? 】

【Isn't it falling into the cesspit!There are many cesspit in the countryside]

【Looks like it should be a stinking ditch】

[Ah, ah, ah, my little princess, how did you become like this! 】

[Hahahahaha, do you two still remember that you are a girl? 】

[Hahaha, did Fu Zizhan realize it a long time ago, he started backing away before ten thousand came over]

【I can smell it through the screen】

[The takeaway in my hand is not fragrant in an instant]

Netizens are not concerned with their own affairs, and they are not too serious to watch the excitement. After a while, there will be many comparison pictures between the past and the present. Anyway, they are not the ones who collapsed!

The one who collapsed more than Kong Shuang was naturally Zhuang Qun.

He retreated all the way to Fu Zizhan's side. A muscular athlete would be as wronged as a little daughter-in-law. He grabbed Fu Zizhan's arm.

"Zizhan, please help me to see, this is not my ten thousand, right? I must be dazzled"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"Mr. Zhuang, give up struggling."

Zhuang Qun is like a heroine possessed by a romantic drama: "No! No! Definitely not!"

After he finished speaking, he squatted down and hugged nonsense: "You are my [-], right? When did you dye your hair? It doesn't matter. Dad loves you with whatever hair you have. Let's go! Let's go home!"

dubious:"……"

This person is crazy, trying to steal the system!

Zhuang Qun's crazy words made the photographer's hands shake from laughing, not to mention the barrage.

【Hahahahaha Zhuang Qun is actually a comedian who was delayed by his weightlifting career】

【The camera is working hard, I don’t blame you for shaking the camera】

【Hahahahaha ten thousand has since become a child without a father】

[It's reasonable to suspect that he's doing business for his own benefit, just because he wants us to be nonchalant! 】

[I would like to ask such a sensible nonsense, who can refuse, I want it too! 】

【Hahaha ten thousand's eyes are filled with dad love me again】

Fu Zizhan, as a conscientious host, rescued his own system from Zhuang Qun's arms in time: "Mr. Zhuang, they have different genders" and different races.

So stop fooling yourself with hair.

Zhuang Qun continued to pretend to be stupid: "Really? You have undergone sex reassignment surgery in [-], it's fine! Your father doesn't mind what gender you are."

"..."

This man was really stunned.

In the end, of course, whoever owns the dog will take it away.

Zhuang Qun and Kong Shuang walked in front, followed by the dog with its head drooping. They seemed to know that they had made a mistake, so they didn't make a fuss, but they were very well-behaved.

The reason is that the camera responsible for shooting them is extremely far away.

The corner of Fu Zizhan's mouth turned up, and he took a silent look. This shot must be a distant view.

It was very hard for the few guests next to me to hold back their laughter, and it was too uncomfortable to want to laugh but also to take into account the feelings of their companions!

The itinerary, which was originally a joyous harvest, was made strange by this big episode.

Some people are heartbroken and heartbroken, and some people laugh but can't hold back their internal injuries.

The joys and sorrows of human beings are not interlinked.

Heartbroken, Kong Shuang and Zhuang Qun went to the water heater in the bathroom tacitly after they got home. Fortunately, they also had a father who was the sponsor of the water heater.

Otherwise, you will have to boil the water by yourself right now.

The process of washing the dog was like turning the water in the stinky ditch back and forth many times. The staff who had been squatting in the corner of the yard disappeared in a flash, leaving the camera to suffer in situ.

Want to escape but can't escape.

The fate of human beings is also different.

And the difference is...

The size of the dog.

There are several Pomeranian distances between Pomeranian and Jugui. After Kong Shuang washed Kong Xiaoxiao white, Zhuang Qun didn't even bother to remove the bow tie from Ten Wan's body.

In the yard, they stared wide-eyed.

Kong Shuang suddenly laughed, satisfied!

People, sometimes there is comparison to know satisfaction.

She hugged Kong Xiaoxiao and kissed her, smiling proudly: "Mom loves you! Thank you too!"

Thank you...for the small size!

Zhuang Qun was left alone in the yard, crying lonely tears.

as well as……

A black and innocent dog!