I really just want to retire

The fish ponds are wild in the open air. It is estimated that there was one in the village, and then it was requisitioned by the program group at a cost.

The water in the fish pond is not very clear, so I can't see how deep it is.

Jiang Kang took the fishing rod and pulled it there twice: "Is there really any fish?"

Another situation where you can't catch it is...there is no fish in it at all.

Quan Junwu didn't know when he took out a long stick. The stick was stuck on the edge of the fish pond and was pulled out again: "It doesn't seem to be deep."

"It doesn't matter whether it's deep or not, what matters is the fish!"

Quan Junwu reached in and stirred it twice, and several fish shadows emerged from the water.

Jiang Kang was excited: "It really is! I wronged the director, I'm sorry!"

"But it really does exist, isn't that scientific?"

"..."

Anyway, Director Qu is not a human being inside and out.

Fu Zizhan saw it very clearly: "He may just simply not believe in our fishing skills. Have you ever fished before?"

Jiang Kang shook his head.

Fu Zizhan looked at Quan Junwu again.

Quan Junwu also shook his head.

"..."

Well, he hasn't fished either.

Sure enough, there is nothing wrong with being dubious.

dubious:"???"

"Did you just bring me here to play?"

Fu Zizhan looked dignified: "The situation has changed, please understand."

No matter what, it means that it doesn't really want to understand. What it doesn't understand the most is why it is waterproof?

If only it wasn't waterproof! ! !

In order to prove that he really did not squeeze free labor, Fu Zizhan still struggled by the fish pond for half an hour with a fishing rod.

Half an hour passed.

The three figures sat there motionless.

"..."

Seven characters floated from the sky, this is not a still picture!

[Good guy, just show me that I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep, good morning everyone! 】

【Look sleepy 1】

[I remembered the first time I fished, I spent hours and hours without believing in evil, and it turned out that this thing is like a stock. If you want to copy his bottom, he wants to copy your home, I wanted to copy the fish at that time Home, but the bait bottomed out! 】

[Hahaha three generations of photography poor fishing ruined life is not just talk]

A few minutes later, Fu Zizhan took the lead to put away the fishing rod, and shouted at the golden retriever not far away.

Dumbly ran over plaintively, if he had an oiled paper umbrella on his head, he could cosplay the girl from Rain Lane.

Fu Zizhan took off the non-existent oil-paper umbrella, forget about the cosplay girl, but if you want to cosplay, you are also a man with a horse.

He touched his furry head: "Go! I believe in you!"

This operation confused Jiang Kang next to him: "Where did you let it go?"

Fu Zizhan raised his chin and pointed to the fish pond.

Jiang Kang seems to have discovered some new world: "You let it catch fish? It can catch fish?"

"Well, a little bit"

His last three words successfully made Jiang Kang quiet for a moment, as if he thought of something.

The barrage obviously went with his thoughts.

【know a little?Do I understand a little bit? 】

[I don't know why I started looking forward to it]

[I heard that golden retrievers are born to swim! 】

[So... this knowledge is probably the same reason as Xueba's failure in the exam]

Fake Golden Retrievers are dumb now that they are speechless. Sure enough, a system without authority is just a brick, and it can be moved wherever it is needed!

dubious.Classmate Zhuan was patted on the back of the head, and there was a "plop" sound, causing a big splash.

The small system of holding grudges has always been to avenge grudges on the spot.

Fu Zizhan wiped the water off his trouser legs, and just after drying it, there was another "plop".

"..."

Chang Ming on the side also jumped down at some point, looking very happy as he kept digging in the fish pond.

Its old father, Jiang Kang, looked a little speechless, "Fortunately, it can swim, otherwise I would have to go down now."

Just as Jiang Kang finished speaking, he heard Quan Junwu utter an exclamation. He quickly grabbed a small figure in front of him: "My dear, you can't go, you can't swim!"

Oh, it turns out that the caring classmate was also moved when he saw other dogs having fun.

Quan Junwu caressed his heart with love and lingering fear: "I'm scared to death"

Love fans also breathed a sigh of relief

【My heart jumped into my throat just now】

[Caring baby seems to have no AC number in mind for her landlubber attributes]

[You can die for a dog, do you care so much about your parents?]

【? ? ? 】

[What kind of stuff just got mixed in? 】

[No need to talk nonsense, the report is over! 】

Because the three of them stayed together, the content of each person's live broadcast room was actually the same. Quan Junwu's live broadcast room was noisy, and Fu Zizhan's live broadcast room was full of anticipation.

Of course, being nonchalant did not live up to expectations, and within a minute, a fish was in his mouth.

Fu Zizhan sat next to the fish pond and held a bucket, and his real name deduced what it means to sit back and enjoy the benefits.

One, two, three...

The live broadcast room became restless.

The program team also began to feel restless! ! !

This is different from what they thought!Shouldn't we start a humble exchange of terms in the days to come because there is no food to eat?

The tragic scene of exhaustion is the scene that Director Qu loves most.

What's going on now, it's a bug!

What do the netizens and the show crew think? The three men next to the fish pond don’t know. Anyway, they are very happy. Braised fish, spicy fish, fish head with chopped peppers...

The menu is all listed, a large page without repetition.

After a while, Fu Zizhan said that the bucket was too heavy for him to carry it.

The nonsense seems to be afraid of going into the water again in the future, and there is a posture of catching all the fish in the fish pond at once.

Jiang Kang's eyes are very eager to see this accurate posture.

Look at other people's children, and then look at his family's.

Good guy, he was still dog-planing, and started chasing the dragonflies beside the grass. The corners of Jiang Kang's eyes twitched when he saw that stupid look.

"..."

What are you chasing!You can catch them flying in the sky!

The classmate Changshou didn't understand his old father's hatred of iron and steel, so he continued to have fun, which was in stark contrast to his hard work and nonsense.

Everyone in the live broadcast is emotional.

[This is the difference between other people's children and your own children]

[Suddenly understand how my mother feels every time she talks about someone else's family]

[This is obviously the difference between a mature, stable and warm man and a naive boy in sand sculpture]

[I'm already tired of talking, I've been talking about it since the original life, haven't you got the nonsense link yet? 】

[I want to have a no three no four every day]

[This efficiency!The old man at home who likes fishing left tears of envy]

When Fu Zizhan put down the bucket, Jiang Kang walked up to him and took a look. Then, as if he was thinking about something, he returned to his pony horse and took out a bucket to shake Changshou : "Long life! Long life! Look here! Do you see the fish? Catch it and put it here"

Longevity didn't wait, and when it came, it was nonchalant, and it put it in first, because the bucket of its host could hardly hold it.

Jiang Kang looked at him lovingly, "You are awesome!"

Then he turned his head and yelled at his dog: "Longevity! Have you seen it? They have already demonstrated it for you, so hurry up and grab one!"

His long life has left him with a chic back, which is extraordinarily cool.

What is catching fish?Delay its happy play!

"..."

His heart was ashamed, and Fu Zizhan, who was two steps away, waved towards the fish pond: "Okay, come up quickly."

Hearing the sound, he came ashore with a big fish in his mouth, and the fish fell steadily into the bucket.

The bucket is not too big, but the fish are quite big. A dozen or so fish are enough for them to eat for many days.

Fu Zizhan touched the dog's head in satisfaction, not disliking its wetness, "Good job!"

No nonsense, I hate being wet. How could the machine like the feeling of water? Even if it is waterproof, it shook its head arrogantly: "There will be no next time."

Fu Zizhan agreed: "Okay! I promise."

He still feels distressed about his own system, and he disdains this belated distress. Anyway, it will be the same next time. How can his own host not understand.

Fu Zizhan proved with practical actions that he really felt distressed. He took out the towel prepared in advance from somewhere, and patiently wiped the water for the nonsense.

Seeing the towels, my eyes widened a little, "You actually prepared towels! Sure enough, it was planned from the beginning"

Fu Zizhan was unreasonable and angry: "Don't think of your host so heartlessly, okay, if I starve to death, you will have to be formatted, so I am doing this for your own good! "

He hums and chirps indifferently, and ignores them.

Fu Zizhan wiped his hair little by little patiently, the picture was very warm.

[Screenshot, there will be a screen saver in the future]

[I fought the world for you, and you healed and healed me, it's over! ! 】

[? ? ?Can everything be smashed? 】

[This way of getting along is very good, I suddenly miss my dog, and when I get it here, I have a kiss, and then he walks away in disgust...]

The warm scene didn't last long, but was broken by Jiang Kang's roar next to him.

Fu Zizhan turned his head and saw that Jiang Kang had stood up at some point, backed up with a bucket in his hand, and shouted as he stepped back, "Good boy! My good boy! Throw it away!"

And his obedient and long-lived classmate is swimming towards them. The dog's pawing posture looks very happy. Of course, this is not the point. The point is that it has...a water snake in its mouth? ? ?

Quan Junwu started to back away with love in his arms, Fu Zizhan moved two steps calmly, don't hit him!

Jiang Kang was about to cry, and he was still shouting, trying to make this brat throw away this terrible thing.

The more he shouted about Changshou, the more excited he seemed to become, as if he thought that his master would play with him again, the water snake was caught in the case, and Changshou ran towards Jiang Kang with the snake in his mouth, completely a child begging for praise.

Poor Jiang Kang ran even faster: "Don't come here!!!"

There was a cloud of dust in the air.

remaining people:"……"

The barrage laughed until the screen almost couldn't fit it.

【I'm fucking dying of laughing! ! !hahahahahahahahahaha】

[Just ask if you are moved or not! 】

[Hahahahaha dare not move, dare not move]

[People catch fish and you catch snakes, you deserve to be the one! 】

Smiling and laughing, someone cut the video and started making ghosts, especially the last sentence "Don't come over here" is simply the finishing touch, and many netizens laughed to death.

[Longevity Caught a Snake] [Jiang Kang, don't come here] [Catch a fish with no tricks] Several titles quietly climbed into the trending searches.

During that period, Fu Zizhan and Quan Junwu, who couldn't wait for Jiang Kang to come back, could only pack up the remaining things and go home.