Big Devil Slime it's soft

Zhong Yu was not on the bed.

His room was large, with a couch by the window.

The man was reclining, and there were dark spots on his clothes, which should have been drenched in the rain.The white curtains divided the dim light into horizontal stripes and fell on him, blurring his vision for no reason.

The two long legs felt aggrieved with no place to rest, one side was propped on the ground, and the other side was resting on the edge of the sofa, slightly hanging in the air.

The unbandaged arm covered the eyes, the wrist bones jutting out.

From Qiu Qiu's perspective, he could see his tensed mandible.

A moment later, Zhong Yu's arm moved, and his eyes pierced through the gap between eyelashes and eyelids. Qiu Qiu hid behind the door with a whoosh in fright.

After another 3 minutes, Qiu Qiu poked his head through the crack of the door again.

"What are you doing?" Zhong Yu's voice was very hoarse, which reminded Qiu Qiu of the low-frequency vibration of sister Jin Jin's big motorcycle.

"En." Qiu Qiu replied meaninglessly, hesitated, and finally pushed the door open and moved in barefoot.

Zhong Yu didn't respond.

Qiu Qiu found that he was breathing heavily and his chest was heaving, like a mighty beast in the abyss that could crush ten slimes with one claw.

"Are you uncomfortable?" Qiu Qiu asked in a low voice.

Of course, such a question cannot be answered, but Zhong Yu does look very bad, it is very obvious that he is not good.

His forehead was covered with sweat, and his fingers were trembling slightly, which seemed uncontrollable.

Qiu Qiu knew that it must be very uncomfortable for humans to behave like this.

Zhong Yu didn't intend to drive him away, maybe because he had no strength, maybe because he didn't bother to talk to him.

Qiu Qiu stood for a while, then trotted away.

He stayed in the living room for a long time, and finally seemed to have made a decision, and walked into the kitchen step by step.

The steamed stuffed bun was in the refrigerator, and he used to eat it as soon as he took it.

But I heard that human beings like to eat hot food, so Qiu Qiu stared at the black square on the table that was said to be able to generate heat for a long time, and then pressed a button casually.

The black square soon became hot. Qiu Qiu wanted to test the temperature, so he put his hand on it.

He only heard a squeak, and his hand actually stuck to the cube!Qiu Qiu was so frightened that he jumped up, and with a jerk, half of his palm was instantly detached from his body.

The broken part where the hand was torn was pitted, like a fudge that had been forcibly torn apart.Qiu Qiu was very distressed, and blew at the imitation of human beings there.

This thing is terrible!Fortunately, he is a slime.

As Qiu Qiu thought about it, the broken palm gradually twisted and grew, and after a while, it was as intact as before.However, part of his body tissue was still attached to the black "heater", which had now turned into a lump of white irregular crystals, exuding a peculiar smell.

I stink.

Qiu Qiu was very unhappy, so he turned off the button, then found a knife, and shoveled away the lump of coke.

At least Qiu Qiu now knows that things cannot be placed directly on the heater.

Human beings are so powerful, they say "just heat it up", and it looks very simple, but it is so difficult in practice.

He thought about the bun for a while, when a light bulb suddenly lit up in his little head.The button was turned on again, and he held the "belly button" of a steamed stuffed bun with one hand, and slowly lowered it until he felt that the temperature was very high, and the steamed stuffed bun probably couldn't take it anymore.

This method is simple and effective, and the steamed buns will become soft quickly when heated.

Qiu Qiu smelled the aroma, his eyes glowed green with hunger, but he still gritted his teeth and put them on a plate.

As long as there is food and drink, Qiu Qiu ran back to the room and brought the milk powder sent by the landlord and his wife.

Grandpa reminded me to brew it with warm water. Qiu Qiu felt that he was not a fool, and this time he did it very smoothly.The milk powder melts when it meets water, like magic, it melts into a sweet mist.

Qiu Qiu carefully looked at the step diagram on the jar, found a decent chopstick, and stirred it in the glass.Small bubbles gushed out from the surface of the milky yellow liquid, and gathered playfully.

Qiu Qiu couldn't hold back, and took a big gulp first, the glass was empty after one gulp.

"..."

He was worried that human beings would die if they were hungry, so he quickly made another cup without further delay, and ran into the room with the buns.

Zhong Yu was still in the same posture, his legs might have moved a bit, but Qiu Qiu couldn't remember clearly.He put the milk and buns on the small table, moved closer to Zhong Yu, carefully stretched out a finger, and poked it.

"What are you doing?" Zhong Yu asked again, with the same tone as before.

It seems to be a voice-activated toy, once you touch it, you will "do something", and after a few more touches, it will continuously "do what, what, what..."

Just as Qiu Qiu wanted to try it, Zhong Yu moved again, this time taking his hands from his eyes, and frowning at him.

"Whoosh".

Qiu Qiu hid behind the bed, revealing a pair of eyes.

The two stared at each other for a long time, Zhong Yu's brows gradually frowned more tightly, and changed his words: "What is it?"

"... Buns." Qiu Qiu whispered, "I'll eat it for you."

Zhong Yu didn't move, didn't speak, still staring at him, his attitude was visibly unfriendly.

Qiu Qiu said again: "I feel uncomfortable when I'm hungry. I'll give you something to eat. I'll feel comfortable when I'm full."

Zhong Yu's expression was inexplicable, he looked at Qiu Qiu for a long time, and finally he was willing to look away to admire the food on the small table.

He stood up on the sofa.

The oppressive feeling all over his body immediately filled the entire space with the movement of standing.

The man is undoubtedly mature. The fighting instinct engraved in his body makes him look full of tension, like a sleeping beast, or a rogue with his clothes on, with an irresistible aura.

At this moment, he raised his eyebrows slightly, looking a little more "bad".

"Steam buns?" Zhong Yu dialed something on the plate and remained silent for three seconds.

That seemed to once really be a bun.

But it can still be called Baozi now?

The juice in the stuffing has soaked the bottom of the steamed stuffed bun. I don't know how many days it has been left, and it has become rotten.This is not over yet, the bottom of Rotten Haw has been damaged in a different way today, and it smells of burnt smell. Turn it over and check, it is really black.

The cup next to it... Zhong Yu sniffed it, oh, milk.

Is it milk powder?How much milk powder can wash out this kind of mushy thing, do you plan to drink a can of milk powder for three meals?Is the jar urgent?

It doesn't matter if it's thick, but the sweetness can be tolerated by ordinary people?

It is indeed the food carefully prepared by the monster.

Zhong Yu glanced at Qiu Qiu.

abnormal.

"...Eat." Qiu Qiu said, pursing his lips, his eyes full of distress: "The last two are gone, and there are no more after eating."

Zhong Yu: "..."

He laughed, picked up a steamed stuffed bun, walked to the bed, took advantage of Qiu Qiu's unpreparedness, squeezed his chin, and put the steamed stuffed bun to gag his mouth.

"Hmm!" Qiu Qiu opened his eyes wide, but he chewed unconsciously with his mouth, moved his throat, and swallowed.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Qiu Qiu raised his head, eyes full of confusion: "Why?"

"Why," Zhong Yu narrowed his eyes and looked at him, "because it doesn't taste good just looking at it."

Zhong Yu uttered malicious words, but there was not much malice in his eyes, more of amusement.

The young man in front of him had a pair of beautiful phoenix eyes, the corners of which were slightly upturned, and he had single eyelids.Because the facial features are round, there is no sense of sharpness in the whole body, so all the attention of the spectators will be placed in his eyes full of emotion.

At this time, when he heard the bad news, his eyes immediately opened wide, his pupils shrank pitifully because of the shock, and a few subtle greens reflected a beautiful luster that almost shone.

"Isn't it delicious?" Qiu Qiu was a little sad: "I think it's delicious."

"Then eat it." Zhong Yu said, picking up the second bun.This time, he let go of Qiu Qiu's jaw, and stuffed this masterpiece of a rising star in the dark culinary world into his own hands.

Then he stood up, moved his neck slowly, and turned around.

Qiu Qiu held the steamed stuffed bun tangled up, looked at Zhong Yu's back, saw him pick up the glass of milk, strode out, and after a while shouted outside: "Come out."

Qiu Qiu swallowed the bun and ran out.

Zhong Yu was in the kitchen, his coat had been taken off, revealing his strong arms.

There are four cups in front of him, and he is adding water to them one by one.

"Don't put so much milk powder, it's too thick." Zhong Yu glanced at him from the corner of his eye, and said casually, "The cup you just had is worth four cups of a normal person."

"Oh." Qiu Qiu listened carefully.

"Boiling water is this button. When pouring, pour it directly, and then put cold water to adjust the temperature after soaking."

Upon hearing this, Qiu Qiu immediately said, "No, just soak in warm water."

"Huh?" Zhong Yu raised his eyebrows.

"It's true," Qiu Qiu looked straight at him, "Grandpa Luo and Grandma Zhou told me just now."

Zhong Yu paused, then stretched out his hand: "Packing."

Qiu Qiu ran back to the room obediently, and brought his precious milk powder can.

Zhong Yu saw the brewing guide on the back, and it was indeed warm water at about 40 degrees.

"Okay." Zhong Yu changed his words: "Warm water brewing...what are you laughing at?"

Qiu Qiu heyed twice expressionlessly, and only said when asked, "You are not good."

"What?" Zhong Yu shook his hand.

"You are not good, Grandma Zhou said. Only those who are not good will take the boiled water to make milk powder."

Zhong Yu took a deep breath and let it out slowly.

The little monster has playful eyes and has learned to laugh, which profoundly explains that it is easy to learn bad and difficult to learn good.

After being rescued, milk powder finally pulled out a foot from the quagmire of the dark cooking world.

Zhong Yu took a sip, and the warm current slightly higher than body temperature passed from the mouth through the throat and spread all over the body, slightly relieving the cramping feeling that could not go away.

Qiu Qiu also took a cup, imitating his example and drank it one sip at a time.

But still fast.

Normal people, take a sip, rest for three seconds, and take another sip.

Qiu Qiu's bite by bite is "+1+1+1+1" in the hand speed competition, just to see who clicks faster.If you meet a master, the bubble box can quickly become the number of animation frames, so that you can't see the gap with the naked eye.

Qiu Qiu finished two cups of milk quickly, glanced at Zhong Yu, picked up the milk powder jar and prepared to put it back in the room.

"What are you doing?" Zhong Yu leaned back against the console, pinched the cup with five fingers, and called to stop him.

Qiu Qiu looked back vigilantly: "...Put it back."

"Isn't it troublesome to carry it around, or do you want to eat it dry?" Zhong Yu raised his chin: "Just put it here."

"..." Qiu Qiu struggled for a long time before saying, "Mine."

"Ok?"

"You can't drink." Qiu Qiu said.

The little monster is working so hard.

Those two buns seemed to kill him.

Zhong Yu couldn't help laughing: "Then I must drink it?"

"!" Qiu Qiu's paralyzed little face finally changed color, and his delicate eyebrows slowly moved closer to the middle, and finally stopped at a more subtle, seemingly invisible angle.

Somewhere between not too happy and a little angry.

He said, "You didn't even give me a hamburger."

"What burger?" Zhong Yu didn't tease him this time, and was really taken aback.

"You should give me a hamburger." Qiu Qiu was very serious: "The sister of the researcher said that you are my guardian, and you will give me a hamburger every day in the future. You already owe me five now."

This five-character report was very smooth, without any jamming at all. In order to emphasize the quantity, Qiu Qiu stretched out a palm and spread his five fingers apart.

It can be seen how many times I have counted in my heart.

Zhong Yu closed his eyes, then stood up straight, went to the sofa in the living room and pulled his coat: "Let's go."

"Ah?" Qiu Qiu tilted his head.

"Go eat hamburgers, eat enough, let you eat until you don't want to eat again."

-

It was already dark, and it was still raining. Fortunately, Zhong Yu had a car.

The "Outlander Gu King" parked in the yard can hold ten Qiu Qiu, but now there are only three Qiu Qiufen, which makes it very spacious.

This should be the most advanced of the three means of transportation, the one that can fly into the universe, because Qiu Qiu saw a small light screen next to the console, which displayed real-time star charts and polyline data that he couldn't understand.

Zhong Yu obviously didn't know where to go to eat hamburgers. He first drove the car on the empty track, then connected the car's light screen to his wristband, and clicked on an app.

"Which burger and fries are the most popular with kids?" he asked.

The app intelligently asks: "What is the age of the 'child'?"

Zhong Yu put one hand on the steering wheel, and he was actually driving the autopilot. Hearing this, he glanced at Qiu Qiu.

"I'm eight hundred years old." Qiu Qiu said.

"Eight years old." Zhong Yu said to the App.

Qiu Qiu: "???"

The app quickly retrieves the review site, and the answer is available in a second.

The mechanical female voice recited emotionally: "The 'Heat Paradise' located on Fengwei Street in the West District is your best choice! Among the guests who dine here, 86.7% think it's 'very good', and 8% think it's 'okay'. Among them Customers aged 8-12, the satisfaction rate is as high as 93%! The most popular food in this store is..."

Pa, Zhong Yu cut it off.

Qiu Qiu eagerly looked at the light screen, glanced at Zhong Yu, glanced again, glanced again...

"Let's play." Zhong Yu said.

Qiu Qiu quickly poked open the screen, wanting the female AI just now to continue enthusiastically reporting the name of the dish.

As a result, the AI ​​may have a bit of excess self-esteem. It just didn't want to start over after being cut off, so it directly started the next paragraph.

"Your second choice is..."

Qiu Qiu listened for a while, and found that the restaurants ranked second and later were far from the number one.Up to No.4, there are only 17.00% of customers who think it is very good.

"Is the first one so good?" Qiu Qiu murmured.

"Not necessarily." Zhong Yu had already switched to manual mode, squinted his eyes to look ahead, and suddenly stepped on something, and the car climbed up weightlessly.

Qiu Qiu was a little nervous, watching the car climb higher and higher, and finally entered the empty track on the second floor, overlooking the night view of the bustling city of lights.

He leaned on the car window and looked down for a while, then remembered what he said earlier: "Then why is the second place so much worse?"

"Because there are many people like me," Zhong Yu began to take off the steering wheel with one hand again: "...After listening to the first one, I won't listen to the second one."

Qiu Qiu suddenly realized.

"Even if I heard it, I might not go there. Putting the percentages there, it might be unpalatable, but it's clear at a glance which one has a higher probability of being unpalatable." Zhong Yu said: "If you try to be the first, if you don't try the second, the gap will be bigger. Getting bigger. Arriving."

Zhong Yu's second-floor empty track was basically lonely, and he came down after flying for 2 minutes.

Qiu Qiu vaguely felt that the guardian just wanted to show off the car.

But he wasn't dazzled at all, his little goldfish was the best.

"Then what if this restaurant tastes bad?" Qiu Qiu was still thinking when he parked the car.

"You still find it unpalatable?" Zhong Yu was incredulous.

"Yes."

"You can even eat that bun." Zhong Yu wrapped his arms around his shoulders to block some of the rain, and took him to the store: "I thought it was kitchen waste."

Qiu Qiu: "???"

Until he sat down in the store, Qiu Qiu was immersed in the evaluation of "kitchen waste", unable to recover.

A little pissed off.

Calorie Paradise is indeed the most popular Western-style fast food restaurant for children. It has a large storefront with a high ceiling, and the overall layout is like a concentric circle.The outer circle is a dining area, and a large area inside is an amusement park for children.

It's a very real name - "calorie" plus "paradise".

A place with many children is very lively, and even the dining area is not clean.

A two-person-high screen was installed on the glass curtain wall at intervals. The gaudy images, surrounded by flashing street scenes in the rain, almost dazzled Qiu Qiu.

After a while, Zhong Yu came back holding a tray like a spotlight.

Whether it is a young couple or a parent, there is a clear sentence written in the eyes staring at him: I want to see which rice bucket is so edible.

"I bought five of each." Zhong Yu put down the tray calmly: "Eat first, and buy when you don't have enough."

After all, sit down opposite.

Qiu Qiu's anger at "kitchen waste" dissipated immediately.

Guardians are so nice!

Qiu Qiu ate the hamburger decently, and he no longer chewed on the wrapping paper.

Zhong Yu leaned on the back of the chair, pinched the wall of the Coke cup, and watched him eat.It didn't take long to see God.

He turned his back to the glass wall, and the sound of rain poured in through the cracks in the building.

A group of children left, the noise in the store became much quieter, and the sound of the rain became clearer.

"Is it delicious?" Zhong Yu asked almost after Qiu Qiu had finished eating this batch.

Qiu Qiu nodded, then hesitated when it was over.

"What? It's delicious if it's delicious, and it's not delicious if it's not delicious."

"Well," Qiu Qiu thought for a while, "It's better than the hamburgers in the lab, but not as good as my buns."

Zhong Yu smiled: "Is it your own standard? Your slime star also has a food scoring manual."

"..." Qiu Qiu tensed his face, "I'm serious."

After thinking for a while, Qiu Qiu slowly flattened the hamburger paper in his hand, unfolded it, and began to fold it.

"I can taste many flavors." He said, "Many different flavors, different from yours."

His eyelashes drooped slightly, and he put the folded hamburger paper on the dinner plate for a while, forming one of the layers of the "Tower of Hamburger Paper".

"You don't understand," he said.

Zhong Yu stopped smiling.

He was silent for a while, then suddenly leaned forward, pinched Qiu Qiu's cheek with his right hand, and pulled.

Qiu Qiu looked up in shock.

"Do you still want to eat? I'll go buy it again." Zhong Yu said.

"Is it okay?" Qiu Qiu's sadness was fleeting just now, and he became happy again. He would pull his face whenever he was pulled, and he didn't care: "The pineapple pie is delicious. I still want to eat it."

"Okay," Zhong Yu stood up, "I told you to eat your fill."

Zhong Yu understood that the decisive factor for how much Qiu Qiu could eat was not the amount of food he ate, nor the speed at which he ate, but the business hours of the restaurant.

Heat Paradise is open until twelve o'clock at night and closes. Now it is close to ten o'clock, and the children in the restaurant have already left, and most of the rest are young couples.

Everyone tried their best to behave decently in front of their future significant other, each of them even laughed in their throats and spoke softly.

The light screen on the glass curtain wall finally showed its proper presence, and the sound could be heard.

"Good evening everyone~ I'm Eden anchor illy! Welcome to 'Harbor'!"

Qiu Qiu looked up at the beautiful sister on the light screen, his mouth was not idle at all, and it was still moving at a constant speed.

"Home, what should it taste like? Is it sour...is it sweet...or is it spicy..."

On the screen, various side dishes and seasonings flashed by, and Qiu Qiu's chewing speed gradually slowed down.

"There are thousands of things in the world, and I will finally return to the 'Harbor'. I'm in the Eden food section, waiting for you to come back." The female anchor finally said, the picture showed the whole picture of a restaurant. Bubbles.

The time was too short, Qiu Qiu only saw it once, and then cut to the next one.

A table away, a couple was also looking at the light screen, and the sound of discussion came over.

"illy is really hot."

"It's just the past two years. I heard that her store couldn't continue to open before, and it turned around relying on Eden."

"The development prospects of stores with Eden landmarks are different, but there are very few Weiyan districts, and there are not many big anchors who go this way."

"That's right, in our rural area, no matter how popular it is, no customers really come here."

"Who said that! Do you understand that people have dreams! You see that Mengli Township has opened, what else is impossible?"

"Yes Yes Yes……"

"What is Eden?" Qiu Qiu thought of this word, and wanted to ask before.

"Virtual reality network, Garden of Eden." Zhong Yu leaned against the back of his chair, looked at the light screen, and clicked his tongue: "Ask your sister Jin."

"Why can't I ask you?"

"Wen Jin drools a lot, and those who are capable work hard." Zhong Yu said.

"..." Qiu Qiu finished eating the hamburger in his hand slowly: "Because I think it's troublesome."

Zhong Yu suddenly turned his head.

"I know," Qiu Qiu pulled the corner of his mouth and smiled, "You don't like me."

The sound of rain gradually rose outside the glass wall, and the ground reflected a messy cold light.A ground motorcycle drifted against the water, splashing broken stars all over the ground.

Qiu Qiu looked at Zhong Yu and said, "But I still thank you. The hamburger is delicious, brother Zhong Yu."

The author has something to say:

Passerby: I would like to see which rice bucket is so edible.

Passerby: Excuse me.