Big Devil Slime it's soft

The person who fell on the ground was named Bai Xiaoxu, and he was a food critic.

He struggled to sit up, his palms were burning with pain, and when he looked down, he saw that the skin had been scratched, and blood beads came out one by one.

Bai Xiaoxu was quite afraid of blood, but now he couldn't show his timidity, and flusteredly rubbed his hands on his clothes.

Three people walked out of the door, two men and one woman, all his colleagues.It seemed that what he said was very interesting, looked at each other a few times, and then laughed.

"If you say it's unpalatable, it's unpalatable? Personal tastes are biased. As a commentator, you don't understand this?" A man twitched his eyebrows: "Oh, are you worthy of your hard-working certificate?"

The other two laughed even more.

"And don't worry, you won't have to be sorry for anything soon—do you think you can still pass this year's review? Not everyone can be a three-star food reviewer."

After hearing this, Bai Xiaoxu became short of breath.

His lips trembled twice, as if he wanted to say a lot, but he knew it would be useless to say it.

He lowered his hands slowly, feeling quite hopeless.

Samsung's certificate is not so easy to test, there are many conditions that need to be met.

The first is the working years, at least five years to be eligible for the exam.The mechanism for reviewing working hours is also very strict, and it also requires how many review articles you have published at a certain time.Naturally, these articles also have requirements. There are standards for the grade of the website, the popularity after publication, and even the recognition of senior peers.

At the end, of course, there is a written test. Although they don’t need to be able to cut vegetables and cook with real knives and guns, they need to understand the practice of almost all cuisines in history, as well as the process of evolution and development.

Bai Xiaoxu is not very old, but he entered this industry early, and he has been a Samsung commentator for a long time.

But three years ago he inadvertently offended a boss, and life has been rough since then.

Articles posted are withdrawn, and they are always sent to some remote small places. Even rating some small restaurants casually, they will be proposed for re-examination.

Just when he was about to bear it to the end, he finally got a chance to come to the newly opened branch in Mengli Township to do an evaluation together with three colleagues.

Famous stores like Mengli Township did not exist in several large districts where Bai Xiaoxu was stationed before.

As a food critic, he has not been in such an exquisite and prestigious environment for a long time. When he first received the task, he almost knelt down to his boss.

Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a nightmare.

The environment of Mengli Township is indeed elegant, the decoration is dreamy, and the boss even arranged the best seats for their commentators, striving to give them a perfect dining experience.

But as soon as the dishes were served, Bai Xiaoxu felt something was wrong.

Too ordinary.

It can't be said that it is terrible, after all, the price is here, but the food in this restaurant is not up to the standard based on the deliciousness of the popular alliance.

However, just as he expressed his doubts, the three colleagues showed subtle expressions.

"No, it's great! Xiaobai, are you in a bad mood?"

"I also think there is no problem. The taste of the branch store is exactly the same as that of the main store, and the presentation is almost the same."

"Of course it's the same. The head chef came from the head office, and he will stay here for a year. He will leave when everything is on the right track."

"What's the matter, Xiaobai, do you feel dissatisfied? So many commentators in the main store have posted articles...why are you different?"

Bai Xiaoxu reacted abruptly when he was told by the yin and yang.

Not his problem.

It was his colleagues who had the problem!

His head was bloodshot, and for a moment he couldn't believe that so many commentators violated their professional ethics and weaved a lie with colorful language.

He couldn't hold back for a while, cursed a few words loudly, and was soon pulled by the security guards in the store to "please" him out.

Bai Xiaoxu knelt on the ground, his braids fell apart, and he was in a mess.Raising his head, the faces of the three colleagues in front of him were distorted.

He was stunned for a while, then suddenly said: "The fish jelly just now was not boiled with fish scales."

A man was silent for a while, then smiled: "Why not?"

"Fish jelly, take sturgeon or carp, wash it clean and then scrape the scales. The scales are boiled in a pot on high heat until they melt, making the soup thicker. To remove the fishy smell, add a little cooking wine and salt in the middle." Bai Xiaoxu He took a few quick breaths, his eyes lit up: "...it will freeze when it gets cold."

"Why, you want to recite the recipe for us?" the female colleague said.

Bai Xiaoxu lowered his head and said: "This thing looks too much like jelly, and various jelly jelly is often used in the market to make up for it. For example, first use fish bones to make soup, then add jelly jelly after adding seasoning. I know, can we still not know? I can tell if it’s true or not by tasting it, and I don’t believe you can’t taste it unless you have shit in your brain.”

These words were ugly, and a male colleague's face sank, and he just said "so what", but was stopped by another person.

The man still smiled, and said: "I can't eat it, I know it very well. The fish jelly from Mengli Township is authentic."

The female colleague said condescendingly: "Yes, that's fish jelly. Why don't you go and see your brain yourself?"

Bai Xiaoxu felt dizzy for a while, and his heart beat extremely fast.

This feeling of helplessness is like having a blackboard in front of you.That is clearly black, such a simple and clear thing, but everyone around says it is white.

Those voices are chattering and repeating in your ears, white, white, white...

"You guys," Bai Xiaoxu said with trembling fingers, "do you really think it's delicious?"

"It's delicious." The three said.

But a different voice came in from the side and rang out with the three of them: "It's unpalatable."

They were taken aback for a moment, then turned their heads to look, only to find a person standing on Bai Xiaoxu's left side, and beside that person was a... small goldfish?

Bai Xiaoxu couldn't see the goldfish at all in his eyes, he didn't even see the boy's face clearly, only that sentence was in his ear.

unpalatable.

It was as if a beam of light finally shone through the sound of "white", and someone told the truth.

Blackboards are black.

A colleague frowned: "Have you ever eaten it before saying it's unpalatable? Why is it blocked at the side door? Who are you?"

After finishing speaking, he saw Mengli Township's bag in his hand, and asked, "Meal delivery?"

After hearing this, Qiu Qiu opened the bag with a rustle, dug it down with a spoon, gnawed his mouth full, and said vaguely, "Well, I've eaten it now. It's really not very tasty."

Everyone: "..."

No, it's not good, you eat it so hard! ?

Qiu Qiu acted like a hungry tiger eating, and ate up the big bag with three or two clicks.

The three colleagues stared blankly, not knowing what the operation was. Qiu Qiu ignored them and only looked at Bai Xiaoxu: "Are you okay? Can you get up?"

Bai Xiaoxu slowed down a little, was pulled by Qiu Qiu, and stood up.

He knew that Qiu Qiu was just a passer-by, and he didn't know how to eat well. Maybe he thought fish jelly made with jelly was more delicious than boiled fish scales.But Bai Xiaoxu still felt that he was saved.

I want to cry.

"You... really don't need to deliver food?" He asked with red eyes.

Qiu Qiu was a little unhappy again, and wanted to leave here quickly with the little goldfish, paused, and asked, "I'm leaving, are you leaving?"

"Go." Bai Xiaoxu nodded firmly.

"I'll see you off." Qiu Qiu patted the little goldfish: "This is my new car."

The goldfish carried the two of them, drifted forward, and went away at a provocative speed under the noses of the three colleagues.

Driving on the main road, the speed gradually increased, Qiu Qiu asked Bai Xiaoxu's address.Bai Xiaoxu clicked on the terminal to have a look, and reported it.

"Tengluo Street!" Qiu Qiu was surprised, "I live there too."

Bai Xiaoxu was stunned for a moment, and then happily said: "Really! I think the rent is cheap there."

Bai Xiaoxu has just been transferred from another district, and will be stationed in Weiyan District for the time being, and he doesn't even remember the address of the rented house.

I didn't expect to make a friend so quickly.

He flicked the map happily: "Tengluo Street is very long, what's your house number?"

"Number 0, come and play with me in the future." Qiu Qiu said.

"?" Bai Xiaoxu: "Is there still number zero?"

"Yes." Qiu Qiu turned to look at his screen, and said, "But it's not my house... it's my guardian's house. I live there... Hey, there is no number 0 on your map."

Qiu Qiu supported the goldfish, sat on his side, and pulled out his terminal to show him.

"Here, it's here." Qiu Qiu pointed at his light screen.

Bai Xiaoxu didn't pay attention to that map at all.

He only saw the small red square behind the translucent map.

It clearly appeared behind "Qiu Qiu" and a string of digital IDs.

Red.

Red! ? ? ? ?

Bai Xiaoxu's heart was beating wildly, as if he was about to die suddenly in the next second, what the hell, it's red!What did I do wrong in my previous life to sit next to someone with a red social security score! ?Can I still breathe the next second of air! ?

If he was a fish now, he would be so scared that he would turn white!

"Did you see it?" Qiu Qiu asked.

"Look, I saw it!" Bai Xiaoxu broke his voice like a screaming chicken.

"?" Qiu Qiu didn't know why he was suddenly nervous. After thinking about it, he twitched the corner of his mouth and "smiled".

Bai Xiaoxu: "..."

Bai Xiaoxu slowly calmed down.

Just, pretty cute.He's not a bad guy by any means.

The social security score is the abbreviation of the social security scoring system. The algorithm is complex and the specific score will not be displayed externally.

A law-abiding ordinary person, the terminal displays green.

Those who have recently violated the regulations but have not been convicted of crimes are displayed in blue.The blue is time-sensitive, and the time is converted according to the severity of the plot, and it will return to green after the time passes.

Those with a criminal record are shown in yellow.

As for red... Bai Xiaoxu actually doesn't know.He hasn't seen it yet.

The social security score is the privacy of citizens, and no one has the right to view it unless it is actively displayed.

But the background score is useful, and the higher the score, the priority is given to almost all public systems that require brain-optimized allocation.

To give the simplest example, if two people want to drive on the near-Earth empty rail at the same time, the system will give priority to allowing the person with the highest score to get on, and the person with the lowest score will wait for it to pass.

It's okay in Weiyan District, but if you're in the capital, if the social security system accidentally drops to blue gear, you don't even want to drive.

Just take the bus.

Oh, even if it is a bus, you may have to wait one more than others.

According to Bai Xiaoxu's common sense, ex-criminals with yellow files basically do not have the right to enjoy public resources.

What the hell is that red?

Bai Xiaoxu forced himself to be calm and tried his best to brainwash himself, thinking that he would not be a criminal anyway.

The reason is simple, the criminals are already yellow, and the criminals who are more vicious than them... can't get out of the prison!

It makes so much sense, Bai Xiaoxu, who was still screaming in his heart, thought.

Forget about that little red dot that makes people feel uncomfortable all over!

……

The food critic Bai Xiaoxu has just arrived, but he is more familiar with the surrounding environment of Tengluo Street faster than Qiu Qiu.

He has been alone in other places for many years, his life skills are almost full, and he has a little flirtatiousness, taking good care of the rented house.

The next day he invited Qiu Qiu to have breakfast together, and Qiu Qiu immediately agreed.

Another day later, he invited Qiu Qiu to his house to eat skewers, and Qiu Qiu arrived very quickly.

"Are you... not working? Are you still in school?" Bai Xiaoxu couldn't help asking while eating skewers.

Qiu Qiu sighed: "I don't know what to do."

Bai Xiaoxu straightened his hair: "Don't you have a guardian? Does he have any suggestions?"

Speaking of this, Qiu Qiu had an opinion, and sighed even more: "The guardian hasn't come back for two days."

Not only did Zhong Yu not come back, but the credits were not transferred to him, and the hamburger he agreed to was even disappeared.

Qiu Qiu relied on Bai Xiaoxu to invite him these two days, so he only had a bite to eat, and he was very sad because of his hunger.He also took the little goldfish out for a couple of laps, but he never met such a nice person as the proprietress, and no one offered food for his help.

I only ate a portion of braised pig ears from a deli tasting.

not bad.

Qiu Qiu finally realized the so-called "making money is so difficult". It turns out that no matter which world you are in, it is not easy to fill your stomach.

Bai Xiaoxu has nothing to do.

His own work was on the edge of a cliff, and he was also a loser. The two could only sigh at each other.

I don't know if emotions affected the weather. The next day, Qiu Qiu woke up and felt that the light was not right.

The curtains were opened, and a layer of black clouds rolled in the sky.

The air was damp and damp, as if it was about to condense into water droplets out of thin air. Qiu Qiu felt that he was about to absorb water and swell, which was uncomfortable.

He opened the door and suddenly smelled a fragrance.

The guardian didn't come home for the first two days, and the smell was a lot weaker, but now it's getting stronger again.

Qiu Qiu thought that the credits and hamburgers were finally coming to the account, so he smiled, but after looking around, he only saw a changed piece of clothing in the guardian's bedroom.

It turned out that he didn't come back, but came back and left again.

Qiu Qiu stood in the living room at a loss, and gradually became angry.

Once in the abyss, he would get angry occasionally.

When he first advanced, there were still many demons in the abyss. He spent most of his time hiding, but occasionally he could talk to some less ferocious demons.

Later, the demons gradually disappeared, and there were even fewer living creatures.He advanced again, and when he woke up again, he found that he had eaten most of the abyss.

Even the roof of the cave where he sheltered from the wind and rain was gnawed off, Qin Aotian was gone, and the rain of blood splashed directly on his head.

It was very angry at that time.

Qiu Qiu sat on the small sofa sleepily, curled up his arms and legs in a daze.

The guardian doesn't like him, and he doesn't want to wait for the guardian to come back.No more credits or burgers.

Just think of him as an aromatherapy that makes the house fragrant.

Just thinking about it, the bracelet beeped.

When Qiu Qiu connected, Bai Xiaoxu's voice came out, but this time he was not invited to dinner.

"Qiu Qiu, I'm sorry," he said with a tired face, "Can you help me? The ceiling of my house is leaking, and I need someone to help..."

"Ah," Qiu Qiu originally didn't want to go out in the rain, and there are the last two buns at home, which can support them.But when Bai Xiaoxu said that, he opened his eyes slightly: "Here we come."

Bai Xiaoxu's rental house has the temperament of Tengluo Street, except for the parts he carefully decorated, it is all dilapidated.

However, the roof leak is obviously not caused by the rain, because the rental house is on the first floor, and there are three other families upstairs.

When Qiu Qiu arrived, Bai Xiaoxu was standing in fear at the door of the bathroom. Qiu Qiu looked with his head and was startled.The ceiling was sunken downwards, like a plastic bag full of water, ready to burst at any moment.

"It should be that the residents upstairs have a water leak." Bai Xiaoxu's eyes were black and his braids were no longer tied up: "I went up and knocked on the door, but no one was at home."

"How about looking for the administrator?" Qiu Qiu learned this trick by watching cartoons.

If you have anything to do, ask the administrator.

"Line up." Bai Xiaoxu said helplessly, "There are many accidents in rainy days, and I don't know when someone will be free to come and take a look."

Standing there, Qiu Qiu could see Bai Xiaoxu's exhaustion at a glance.He's very listless, maybe not because he's tired, but because...he's tired.

Yes, tired.Qiu Qiu felt that his Chinese level had improved by leaps and bounds.

"Don't be afraid." Qiu Qiu said seriously, "I will help you."

"Ah." Bai Xiaoxu was stunned.

Qiu Qiu's appearance is not the one that makes people feel reliable, because it looks quite round.

Just like the kind of person with a small frame, at first glance he seems very thin, but in fact, there are soft lines drawn by soft flesh around every joint, which makes you realize that this person must be very soft to the touch.

But now when he's standing there and saying, "Don't be afraid," it's cool.It seems that the height suddenly swelled to 1.9 meters.

The screaming chicken in Bai Xiaoxu's heart was crushed and exploded again, making a strange creaking sound.

"Okay, help me!" Bai Xiaoxu laughed, feeling refreshed: "I just went to the next door to borrow a ladder, and I took a folding stool as a board. After a while, I will climb up the ladder and push the stool up flat. How much can hold it up, let this broken ceiling last longer. Just help me hold up the ladder, I'm afraid I'll fall."

Qiu Qiu looked up, and just as he was about to nod, he heard a small sound of rattling, as if something had split.

Before Bai Xiaoxu could finish screaming, Qiu Qiu quickly jumped onto the sink, stretched his arms, and touched the ceiling with his fingertips.

Where Bai Xiaoxu couldn't see, a transparent sticky substance melted from the fingertips, and crawled into it along the almost invisible gap.

Slime has no mouth and can "eat" anything it touches.

If he doesn't restrain himself, he can swallow the whole house in three seconds.But nothing to taste.

Now it's just a little water, Qiu Qiu just sucked it up and it's gone, but he doesn't like water very much, it makes him feel swollen and watery.

It was originally an unlovable slime species, but it became even more disgusting when it became thinner, as many demons said.

Qiu Qiu only reached the edge of the ceiling, but the dent did not completely explode, Bai Xiaoxu thought it was a fluke, and hurriedly moved the ladder in.

Qiu Qiu didn't wait for him to stabilize, he jumped lightly, sat on the top of the ladder, and raised his hand for support.

That shape made Bai Xiaoxu give a thumbs up slowly: "Strong, too strong, you are the contemporary Pangu! Statue of Liberty! My idol Optimus Prime!"

Qiu Qiu: "?"

With Qiu Qiu absorbing the water, it is impossible for the ceiling to fall down again.

After a while, the missing roof resident was contacted, and the old landlord and his wife came quickly. The most touching thing was the administrator, who arrived within two hours after calling for help!

Bai Xiaoxu was in a trance, thinking oh my god, Weiyan District is heaven, right?There was a water leak in the ceiling, and the administrator arrived in two hours. He really loved the people like a child!

Could it be that my social security score is already so high! ?

Until he saw how the recorder greeted Qiu Qiu.

"Mr. Qiu, are you okay?" The recorder said with a trace of fear in his respect, "I'm late, you can use your terminal to contact us next time."

"Is there any difference?" Qiu Qiu wondered.

"Uh..." The recorder said heavily, "No."

Bai Xiaoxu thought to himself, how could there be no one, you must know the little red dot, right? ?

The ceiling was dealt with urgently, and the main responsibility lies with the upstairs residents. They had fun in the bathtub and forgot to turn off the water, which damaged the butler robot, causing a series of accidents.

The landlord and the elderly couple are very grateful to the tenant Bai Xiaoxu and Qiu Qiu who came to help. If they hadn't dealt with it urgently, the damage would have been even greater and it would have been more difficult to repair.

The old couple brought two bags of gifts and gave each of Bai Xiaoxu and Qiu Qiu a bag, telling them that it was the milk powder produced by their son's farm, which could not be easily bought outside.

"It's delicious!" The deaf grandpa said loudly, always afraid that Qiu Qiu wouldn't be able to hear him, so he approached his ear: "Soak it in warm water!"

Grandma slapped him: "What are you arguing about! Do people know how to soak in boiling water!?"

"Why not use it? Many people take away the water!"

"That kid won't! He looks good!"

"I'm good too, I'll boil water!"

"You good fart!"

"..."

Qiu Qiu heard that they quarreled for 10 minutes about whether they were good or not, and he was still a little ashamed when he went out with the bag.

He really didn't know that boiling water should not be used, it seems that he is not good.

It was already raining outside, not heavy, but it was pattering, and it didn't look like it would stop for a while.

Bai Xiaoxu had just moved in and didn't have an umbrella, so his grandparents gave Qiu Qiu their umbrellas, saying that their scooter was right next to them, the compartment was closed, and they could go back soon.

So Qiu Qiu held an umbrella, sat on the little goldfish, carried two cans of milk powder, drove at the highest speed... and walked back to No. 0, Tengluo Street.

A black car was parked in the yard in front of the white building.

Qiu Qiu was obviously taken aback when he passed by.

The car overbearingly pressed on the weeds on the ground, and the plants that were originally growing like Gu-like ushered in the king of Gu from other places, and they were completely defeated.

This is the Guardian's, right?

Never seen it before.

Thinking about it, Qiu Qiu stopped the little goldfish next to the Great Gu King, and tiptoed to open the door.Sure enough, the master of the Great Gu King came back, and there was a scent in the room.

Qiu Qiu became angry again, it smells so good, why can't he eat it?

No credits, no hamburgers!

The living room light was off, and the guardian was already in his own room.The door is closed.

Qiu Qiu wasn't interested in saying hello to him, so he went back to his room and rolled up his muddy trousers.In the humid weather, he didn't want to take a bath, so he just rubbed his bare feet on the floor.

After a while, he felt very hungry again, so he clutched his stomach and watched the rain outside the window.

As long as it is food, he likes it all, but each has its own flavor.

Among the things he has eaten so far, the best is the steamed stuffed bun of the proprietress.

The food in the hot and sour tea house is also good, ranking second. Xiaobai's skewers are also delicious, ranking... tied for second.

The hamburgers in the laboratory and the cakes in the coffee shop are so-so. The big cake bought by sister Jinjin has a strange taste, but the most unpalatable thing is the "takeaway" from Mengli Township. not good.

……very hungry.

As Qiu Qiu thought about it, a thought suddenly occurred to him, is the guardian hungry?

He was suddenly nervous, thinking that the guardian would covet his buns.

The piece of paper that said he couldn't eat it had been put aside because he was taking it back and forth, and it was not covered on the bag.What if the guardian didn't see it and ate the bun?

Qiu Qiu immediately jumped off the window sill, ran into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and saw it was there.

Well.Qiu Qiu immediately calmed down by half.

Ten minutes later, the door of Zhong Yu's room was opened a crack, and one eye poked at the door to observe.

The author has something to say:

Qiu Qiu: I only have two emotions.happy/angry.

Captain Zhong: I also have two emotions.Annoying/It's ok it's dead.

Qiu Qiu:? ? ?go away.