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Da Zhuang found Dr. Liu and briefly explained the situation. Dr. Liu left everything in his hand without saying a word, and followed to Da Zhuang's house, thinking all the way, secretly happy in his heart: I hope that Tian Xiaoman must have the physique to be able to have children, then, 200 yuan can be regarded as a solid income.Oh, how can I be so smart.

When he arrived at Da Zhuang's house, Dr. Liu saw Tian Xiaoman's pale face, looking like he was suffering from morning sickness during one or two months of pregnancy. success.

However, Dr. Liu still kept his eyes open. He reckoned that it should have been a month ago to tell the public Fang Zi, and Tian Xiaoman's appearance seemed to be more than a month ago. Therefore, it is necessary to feel his pulse and make a diagnosis Just leave enough room, otherwise they will notice something is wrong.

Da Zhuang worked with Dr. Liu on saddle for a while, and then followed Dr. Liu to the main room to listen to the diagnosis.

Dr. Liu thought it over and said: "I'm [-]% to [-]% sure that I have it, but the pregnancy is still early and I can't feel the pulse. If I can go to the hospital for an ultrasound, it will be sure. But, if I go to the hospital for an ultrasound It's too safe, one is afraid of meeting acquaintances, and the other is afraid of meeting someone who is talkative or has no good intentions, and publicizes the matter of your young couple. Then you are so strong that you can actually make a man pregnant with such a glorious deed. Famous in these ten miles and eight villages?" Dr. Liu thought that they should not dare to go to the hospital, so they could only rely on him, hehe, they made money again.

Da Zhuang immediately dismissed the idea of ​​going to the hospital for a diagnosis, and said: "Doctor Liu, you are thoughtful, I don't care, I like to talk, the key is that I am afraid that it will be bad for Xiaoman. Forget it, let's not go to the hospital. It's all thanks to Doctor Liu for your help, and I will trouble you to come back in a few days to find out the pulse."

Dr. Liu nodded, and took the opportunity to show his merits, saying: "It's easy to say. We have been friends for so many years, can I do it for you? You know me, I have a tight mouth, and I have been seeing doctors and practicing medicine for so many years. Listen Have I ever talked about the private affairs of other people’s family? Never. So, about your family, I’m also locked up, and I will never mention a word to others. How about it, wait I'll come back in two weeks, and I'll be able to get my pulse at that time. But looking at your daughter-in-law like this, it does seem to have happened, and she's so sick that she can't even eat."

Da Zhuang frowned and said: "To be honest, I regret it. If I knew this was the case, I would rather not let him suffer."

Dr. Liu said disapprovingly: "That's because you love your wife, but if you really love her, you should let him give birth. I have delivered about a hundred babies in my life, and some women are in pain on the delivery bed. , scolding men as bastards, but there is no one who doesn't like it after giving birth to a baby. I just said, in this world, some people regret entering the wrong profession, and some people regret marrying the wrong man. I regret having the wrong baby."

Da Zhuang was delighted to hear that, he grinned and said, "Doctor Liu is really a man of insight, I feel relieved after hearing what you said."

Dr. Liu slapped his thigh, and suddenly acted like he had suddenly remembered, and said, "I'm really confused. If you're pregnant for one month, you can use the early pregnancy test strips to try it. I don't know if a man's pregnancy is the same as a woman's. Will there be two lines?"

Ten minutes later, Dr. Liu stared at the two bars on the test paper, slapped Da Zhuang excitedly, and said, "Hey! Do you see that? Two bars! Da Zhuang, congratulations to your daughter-in-law for being promoted to the squadron leader. You're going to be a dad soon!"

Da Zhuang was overjoyed and rubbed his hands, so excited that he didn't know what to do.

Dr. Liu took the opportunity to boast about his supernatural powers, making Da Zhuang really think that Xiao Man was able to conceive a child thanks to his efforts, and he was very grateful, and he also sold some herbal medicines to prevent miscarriage.When it was time to send it out, Da Zhuang packed a lot of game bacon for Dr. Liu, and the old man smiled so much that his eyes were almost closed.

After returning to the room, seeing Xiaoman looking devastated, Da Zhuang's heart was full of joy like a castle piled up on the beach being swallowed by the waves in an instant, he lowered his head and dared not look at Xiaoman.However, Xiaoman had a premonition long ago, and looked at him closely, and even the voice of the question was tense, like a bow being fully drawn: "Is there really?"

Da Zhuang stared deeply at Xiao Man, didn't answer, but walked beside him, squatted down at his feet, raised his face, and looked at him in a begging gesture.

The last bit of luck left in Xiaoman's heart was gone, his eyes suddenly lost their focus, and he murmured: "Is it really there? It's unbelievable..."

Da Zhuang took Xiao Man's hand, rubbed his face in his soft palm, seemed to have found enough courage, then raised his head, and said with difficulty, "I'm sorry , Xiaoman, it's my fault this time, I let you have a child without your preparation, I really know I was wrong, but I still hope... can I give birth?"

Da Zhuang's eyes were red, his voice was choked, and he said, "Dr. Liu told me just now that some people regret doing this or that, but no one would regret bringing their children into this world. Xiao Man, I think of my childhood. Being bullied and insulted, even my mother was also scolded. I was ignorant at the time, and I kept asking her if I had caused her so much trouble, did she regret giving birth to me? My mother always smiled and said no , and said that she has done many wrong things in her life, but this one is the only one that is absolutely right, and she will definitely not regret it."

Xiaoman was really hesitant and frightened, he didn't want this little life in his belly too much, because it was too weird!Besides, although he deeply liked Da Zhuang in his heart, it was not to the point where he willingly gave birth to a child for him.

Did not get a reply from Xiao Man, Da Zhuang raised his scarlet eye sockets, as if there were coals burning, he gritted his teeth and said: "All the faults are on me, but the child is innocent. Please, Xiaoman, give birth to him, okay? Just this time... If you want a baby in the future, you can fuck me instead, and I will give birth to you."

Xiao Man was still full of hesitation and hesitation at first, but at this time, Da Zhuang, the Nine Heavens God, was struck dumbfounded, and said: "What are you talking about! I know, that day on the mountain, you held a grudge against me when I said angry words Well, just pick up words to block me now, don’t you?”

Da Zhuang said seriously: "No, I really think so. Xiaoman, you will suffer this time. Really, in the future, I can't lose you if I lose myself. I would rather suffer a little bit myself. Daughter-in-law, I am Really sorry……"

Xiaoman sighed, and said, "It's not what you think. I..." He paused, and said, "I'm worried, there's nothing wrong with a child conceived like this... I'm afraid that a monster will come out, you Still following along to join in the fun, hurry up and down..."

Da Zhuang shook his head like a rattle, and said, "No, no! Doctor Liu said, our child is the reincarnation of the stars in the sky, the most beautiful and the smartest!"

Xiao Man curled her lips and said, "You're the only one who believes in that magic stick!"

However, at this moment, Xiaoman's hand couldn't help caressing Da Zhuang's head, and the originally hesitant mind gradually settled down.

Even though the future is difficult and dangerous, he is willing to give it a try.

For those you love, and for your children.

At night, Da Zhuang was sleeping with Xiao Man in his arms. Suddenly, he felt the person in his arms wriggling uncomfortably. Da Zhuang hurriedly let go of his arms, raised his half body, and looked down at Xiao Man.

The room was pitch-black everywhere, revealing Xiao Man's bright eyes, without a trace of drowsiness.

Da Zhuang kissed Xiao Man's forehead and said softly, "What's wrong? Can't sleep?"

Xiao Man looked at the ceiling and said slowly, "Well, I can't sleep."

Da Zhuang talked with him one after another.

Xiao Man suddenly said: "I heard from Axe that you can play the harmonica, and you can play the harmonica quite well. Why have you never heard you play the harmonica before?"

In fact, when I was talking with Xiaoman just now, Da Zhuang was so sleepy that he could barely open his eyes. Hearing what Xiaoman said, he could only resign himself to his fate to get the harmonica, took a deep breath, and then puffed his cheeks and started to blow. .

"Let's swing our oars, and the boat will push away the waves..." The humming harmonica sounded very melodious and pleasant in the silent night, and Xiao Man couldn't help humming along with the sound of the piano.

What's annoying is that the pig in the pigsty next door also hummed a few times, making Xiao Man laugh out loud, and said: "People play the piano to cows, but you play to pigs, but your pig is quite understanding." Surprisingly, I understand."

Since she was pregnant, Xiaoman has been a little sad, but today she is happy, so Da Zhuang is also very happy, and he played a few songs like "On the Golden Mountain in Beijing", "Night at the Military Port" and so on. The familiar old tune.

Gradually, the sound of the piano stopped, but the intimate and peaceful atmosphere continued. Such a night is suitable for opening your heart and saying something from the bottom of your heart.

Xiaoman said: "I was thinking, now, can we still go out? It's not obvious now, but after three or four months, my belly will become bigger. I will not be looking for a job by then, just find a place to hide Bar."

Da Zhuang thought for a while and said cautiously: "How about we stop going to the city and give birth to the baby? Doctor Liu is also helping to deliver the baby, and he has earned our money, so he must help us keep the secret Ah, when he came that day, he also promised me that he would keep his mouth shut."

Xiaoman sighed, and said: "I think it's dangerous to have a child in the countryside. Here are low-income households, not a good place to hide. Besides, rural people are very repulsed when they see two men together. Two chairs The second chair is terrible. Not to mention that a man is going to give birth to a child! Didn't you notice that the child, the axe, hasn't come to our house for a long time?"

Da Zhuang didn't say a word.

Indeed, in rural areas, some ideas are deeply rooted and make people very powerless.Da Zhuang raised a man at home, and the story of a man and a husband married in a fake way was spread in this small mountain village through the mouths of Er Niu and Da Zhuang's "uncle" family. It doesn't matter, because his nature is a dull character that is not easy to get along with people. Now he has eliminated those nagging aunts and aunts in the village. His grandfather strictly forbids him to go again, for fear of being led astray by a pair of gay men, but this incident made Da Zhuang feel very uncomfortable, feeling the cruelty and rejection of this world.He didn't have the nerve to mention it to Xiaoman, but Xiaoman, who was as careful as a hair, had already noticed this.

Da Zhuang thought for a while and said: "Or else? Let's go to City C instead of Shanghai. City C is the provincial capital with a prosperous economy and it's close to here. Help us grow some sweet potatoes, at least we won’t waste it. If there is something, you can come back, it’s a red heart, and you’re ready with both hands?”

Xiaoman frowned, and said: "C City is far from the Devil City, okay? If you want to go, go to the best one, otherwise, if you work for a year or two and then change places, the previous foundation will be in vain! Besides, there are What is the future? You are going to be a father now, and you want to give your child the best future. What do you do with the land, maybe you are happy for your son to return to the village to be a farmer in the future?"

Da Zhuang had no choice but to say: "Okay then, let's go to Shanghai. Xiao Man, don't worry, I will try to support you and the children no matter what."

When Da Zhuang said this, he was actually a little guilty. After all, he had never been out of Datian Village, and he really didn't know what he could do when he went out, and whether he could support his family.However, thinking of Xiaoman and the child in Xiaoman's belly, he thought boldly and arrogantly, what kind of man is a man if he can't afford a wife and children?The big deal is that if you work day and night and spare no effort, will you not be able to survive?Aren’t demons also places where people stay?Scared!

Xiaoman frowned and thought for a long time, then said: "I know what you think, it's nothing more than going around doing coolies. It's boring, people are exhausted, and they can't actually make money. I have an idea, it's better to work for others than to do it yourself. Let's open an online store. E-commerce has been called for many years, but it has not taken shape. However, I have a feeling that it will rise sooner or later. The cost of opening an online store is small, and you can open a store on Taobao with only a deposit of 1000 yuan. Well, I went to the wholesale market of small commodities to find novelty and cheap ones. I first sold small things to get credit, and then sold profitable large commodities after the credit was established. I found express companies for freight, and the operation was simple. As for me, I couldn’t get out with a big belly door, but it’s okay to use the computer at home to take care of housework. You, you can go to buy goods, negotiate and other things, in short, you just listen to my arrangement.”

Da Zhuang nodded sharply after hearing this, and said: "Okay, daughter-in-law, you are sure, let's do it. If I don't know how, you can teach me."

Xiaoman thought for a while and said: "If this is the case, let's leave now instead of waiting for the next year. It just so happens that my stomach is not bulging now, and it is convenient to take a car. Secondly, it is easier to rent a house before the year. After the new year, migrant workers, students, and everyone will rush to the capital, and it will be difficult to do anything."

Da Zhuang thinks about it for this reason, anyway, there is nothing to worry about at home, so let's go, everything is done sooner rather than later.

Now that we have decided to leave, the first thing we need to do is to deal with the chickens and ducks we feed at home and the three remaining pigs. As the Chinese New Year is approaching, every household hopes to buy a lot of new year’s goods. Chickens and ducks are very popular, that is, the three pigs , because he spent a lot of feed money, Da Zhuang talked with several companies, and felt that the price was a bit difficult to negotiate, so he was not willing to sell.

Xiaoman doesn't like to meet people, every time when Da Zhuang called people to come to see the pig and bargain, he hid in the back room and never came out, and heard Da Zhuang emphatically saying in the outer room: "This pig is fed with good feed. Pig, it cost a lot of money." I was anxious.

After the visitor had left, Xiaoman came out and pulled his big and strong arm, and said angrily, "You can't talk too much. When you buy pig feed to feed the pigs, it's because you want the pigs to grow faster and fatten you up." Pigs. People are eager to buy grain to feed pigs, and you emphasize this to the seller, in fact, to ask them to kill you for the price."

Da Zhuang bowed his head and thought for a while, this is the reason, and he couldn't help but said dejectedly: "Forget it, I won't talk about it tomorrow. Well, I'll just sell it at a lower price tomorrow, so as not to worry about it."

Xiaoman teased him again and said, "Tomorrow you attract the buyer, and I'll negotiate the price with him."

Da Zhuang muttered: "It doesn't matter whoever comes to talk. The buyer only thinks about the weight of the pig, and the lower the price, the better."

Xiao Man glared at him impatiently, and Da Zhuang immediately didn't dare to say anything.

The next day, Da Zhuang brought a shrewd looking buyer in his 50s, and said, "This pig is well-fed, its body is strong, and its meat is delicious."

The buyer was noncommittal, and said after a while: "It is estimated that the proportion of fat meat is relatively high. Nowadays, people like to eat lean meat."

Da Zhuang was about to resolve it, but Xiao Man came over in time, and said with a smile: "This uncle is wrong, our pig, a typical lean pig, does exercise every day."

The buyer was stunned for a while, and said: "Ah, pigs still play sports? What kind of sports are they doing?"

Xiaoman smiled and said: "Of course pigs should do some exercise, otherwise how can the meat taste good? The Empress Dowager Cixi is particular about eating pork, but she is much more particular about the pork she eats. Ask the eunuch to whip the piglet with a small whip every day. The pig's buttocks let the piglets run wildly, the circle of meat on the pig's buttocks has been tempered, it is particularly firm and delicious, with a good taste."

The buyer was attracted, and said with fascination: "That's right, who is the Empress Dowager Cixi? She is the most exquisite person in the world. The pork is really delicious after being treated like this."

Xiaoman continued to flicker calmly, saying: "There are similar specialties in foreign countries. Do you know the Kobe beef in Japan? It is the top, most expensive and delicious beef in the world. The beef cattle there enjoy music and massage every day. And drink red wine!"

The buyer said in admiration: "Cows enjoy it more than people, and they also drink red wine."

Xiaoman brought the topic to the pigs he raised in a timely manner, saying: "Our pigs also adopt this scientific breeding method, the feed is top-notch, and they are guided to exercise for a while every day and play the harmonica for them. , let them enjoy music massage, the pigs grow up freely in such a comfortable environment and mood, and just before they die, they play another piece of music to let them go on the road peacefully, so they live happily and peacefully all their lives. Raised pork is the purest and most delicious. It is beneficial and harmless to the human body. It is not like other pigs, which spend their entire lives in a daze. It poisons people to death, but people are prone to get angry and get sores after eating it, which is actually the resentment of pigs before they die."

The buyer was taken aback by Xiaoman's long-winded pig theory, and with sincere admiration in his eyes, he said, "Really. It sounds reasonable."

Xiaoman took the opportunity to close the coffin and said conclusively: "And there will never be any pigs in our family. The pigs raised in our family have another nickname, pig peace!"

The buyer immediately "slid" the zipper of a black handbag he was carrying, and said proudly: "I want all the three pigs safe!"

The odds and ends were taken care of, so, on the evening of Xiaonian, Da Zhuang and Xiao Man finally stood on the streets of Modu, the most prosperous city in China, after taking the train for two days and one night.