Pick up a president's bun

That night, because he was extremely tired, Da Zhuang didn't lead Xiao Man to find some cave to sleep in. Instead, he warmed up by the embers by the fire next to the hot spring and slept all night.

Because it is in the mountains and forests, and it is flat land, although I heard that there are no big beasts that hurt people nearby, Da Zhuang is still worried. In addition, the mattress and quilt brought by the two are warm when they are at home. Feeling small and thin, Da Zhuang was afraid that his daughter-in-law would suffer even more if she caught a cold when she was exhausted, so he simply sat on the ground with his back against a big rock, and slept with Xiao Man half body wrapped in a quilt in his arms.

Seeing that Xiaoman closed his eyes and frowned, seeming to be suffering, Da Zhuang was very distressed, fearing that the hard and gravel ground would make his chrysanthemum hurt, so he put one arm around Xiaoman's waist and raised his hips, so as not to hurt him. in direct contact with the ground.

It's just that Da Zhuang's arm has suffered, and it is carrying Xiao Man's weight and hanging in the air, so the next morning, when Xiao Man wakes up after a good night's sleep, Da Zhuang's arm is still under Xiao Man's pillow. Both thighs were completely numb.

Even so, Xiao Man still didn't give Da Zhuang a good look. He just stared at him when he woke up, so he didn't want Da Zhuang to support him.

Da Zhuang didn't know, so he hurriedly got up, moved his paralyzed limbs, ignored Xiao Man's cold face, and leaned over and said, "Do you want to wash? I'll give you a towel and a toothbrush."

Xiao Man was so angry that he refused to pick it up. He twisted his chin to one side, signaling Da Zhuang to put the towel and other things on a big rock beside him.

Da Zhuang walked away in embarrassment, feeling anxious in his heart!It's over, it's over, my daughter-in-law doesn't talk to me anymore! What should I do?

Da Zhuang's eyeballs kept turning with his wife's movement. Seeing that Xiao Man had washed up, Da Zhuang hurriedly dug out the roasted beggar chicken from the embers of the fire, held it in his palm, and shook it. He quickly ran to his daughter-in-law's side, and with a big hand, the chicken that was hugged in the mud shell was peeled off, and it was slowly baked on a low fire all night. It was so fragrant and mouth-watering. , Said: "Daughter-in-law, look, the beggar chicken is ready, eat it while it's hot!"

Hmph, a chicken wants to buy me off?Not to mention doors, there are no windows!Xiaoman turned his head and ignored him, unmoved.

Da Zhuang ran in the direction where he turned his head, and said pitifully, "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong! Hit me, scold me, just don't ignore me."

Xiao Man frowned, and said angrily: "What did I scold you for? I am a fucking man, not a shrew. Well, if you say you are wrong, then you can tell me what is wrong. "

Da Zhuang quickly said: "Yes, I was wrong, I shouldn't... you were so tired last night, I still want to... I was wrong, I... was really wrong..."

Xiaoman stared at him, let out a depressed breath after a long time, and said: "I'm not angry about that matter. I'm angry that you promised me not to do such inexplicable things, but in the end, it's actually obedient, but still so Done. How can I trust you? Also, you said it yourself, you have been holding back and refused to shoot, isn’t it just to guard against the meteors that the old liar talked about?”

It's okay not to mention this, but when I mentioned it, Xiaoman was full of anger, and the words were sharp like a knife: "I told you that I'm a fucking man, there is no woman, so what kind of uterus? It is impossible to give birth to you with a set of equipment! Besides, even if you can give birth to a baby, why should I give birth to you? Could it be that if you saved my life, you should give it back, and I should give it to you. Are you going to have a baby? I don’t want to! If you want to have a baby, you have to do the surgery yourself, add all the equipment that a woman has, and give birth by yourself!”

Da Zhuang knew that Xiao Man's mouth was sharp and venomous, but he had never gotten angry at himself. This was the first time that Da Zhuang was speechless and ashamed. He wanted to say a few words of comfort or explanation but couldn't hold back. , and finally squatted on the ground with his head hooked, like a suspect who was told by the police to face the wall for examination.

Xiaoman calmed down slowly, kicked a small stone over, and said, "Let's go, we're going back."

Da Zhuang hurried over, squatted down beside Xiao Man, and said, "I'll carry you on my back."

Xiaoman said angrily: "No need!" But last night, the place behind really endured too much, wanting to take a step to walk this rugged mountain road is simply torture, Xiaoman endured it for half a minute before deciding not to Out of shame, he turned to Da Zhuang and said, "Aren't you going to carry me? Come here!"

Da Zhuang, like a Tang monk who saw the scriptures, hurriedly walked a few steps over, bowing his back reverently.

With his wife on his back, Da Zhuang heaved a sigh of relief, and his fear and uneasiness fell back into his heart for a while.

Xiao Man leaned on his broad shoulders, thinking, if you hadn't tormented me last night, would I have been in such a miserable situation?It should be me!

The road down the mountain was very difficult. Da Zhuang was carrying a 130-jin Xiaoman on his back and a big backpack in his hand. In addition, he hadn’t had a good rest all night yesterday, so it was quite strenuous. At the beginning, because he wanted to show off to Xiaoman, he could barely pretend to be walking like flying, but later, he just moved forward step by step.Seeing this, Xiao Man wanted to come down, but Da Zhuang refused to let him down, so he gritted his teeth and finally made it to the foot of the mountain.

After finding the bicycle, Xiaoman felt a little air-conditioning between his teeth when he looked at the bicycle, and felt uncomfortable when he came here. At the moment, the chrysanthemum and the surrounding flesh were as uncomfortable as burning, if he rode this bicycle for more than ten miles When the thing goes back, it won't be worn out by Lao Tzu, right?

Da Zhuang saw Xiao Man's worry, and hurriedly said, "We don't ride bikes. You ride in the bike and I push you, so you won't feel uncomfortable."

If you have a car and don’t ride it, you have to push it. People on the road will be surprised if they see it?It's like an ancient joke I've seen before, if you don't ride a donkey, you'll carry it!If it reminds people of something, how shameful is it?Xiao Man glared at Da Zhuang angrily, but finally said with a cold face and soft heart: "Now you know how to feel sorry for someone? Why did you act like a bully last night? Now you are pretending again! Let's ride, it's okay to ride slowly. Aren't you tired too?"

Da Zhuang still insisted on asking his wife to take care of the chrysanthemums, and he pushed Xiao Man on a bicycle for more than ten miles. When he got home, he was like a big steamer, his back was soaked, from his face to his forehead, and then to his hair. All steaming and sweating.

Xiaoman looked helpless, and most of the resentment disappeared.

In the next few days, Xiaoman was sleepy and didn't like to talk, and Dazhuang was anxious, but he really didn't know how to comfort his wife.

On this day, Da Zhuang suddenly remembered the bracelet that Xiaoman called redemption before, and thought, if he doesn't redeem it now, he will be busy when he is about to leave after the year is over. Do you want me to blame him for ignoring his words and obeying others?Now he dare not disobey his wife at all.

Da Zhuang hurriedly took the money and went out, thinking of a way to go.

Da Zhuang didn't come back until it was almost dark, and Xiao Man was alone at home worrying for a long time, his eyes were red with anxiety, and when he saw someone, he blurted out: "Where did you go? I didn't even say hello, I was going to die of panic." If I don’t come back again, I will go out and report to the police as missing.”

Da Zhuang wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect it would take so long. Fortunately, I finally redeemed this bracelet, even though I went a lot of wrong ways." I also spent a lot of wrong money. , but in just a few months, Da Zhuang lost thousands of yuan once he sold and redeemed.

In fact, Da Zhuang really didn't want to redeem this thing back.It's just that Xiaoman has said something first, so he doesn't dare to make him angry anymore.

Holding the bracelet in Da Zhuang's palm, he handed it to Xiao Man, and said earnestly, "Hurry up, Xiao Man. Didn't you say that this is yours now?"

This was Xiaoman's joke back then, saying that the bracelet should have been left by the strong mother to her daughter-in-law, so it was also his.And now...

Xiao Man pursed her lips and refused to answer.

Da Zhuang looked at Xiao Man's eyes full of distress and grievance, put the bracelet into Xiao Man's hand, and said in a muffled voice: "Anyway, this bracelet is yours. We men can't get married, otherwise, you It’s just that if you don’t want to follow me now, she should be my ex-wife, so it’s not wrong to give you this thing.”

Xiao Man looked at him with complicated and deep eyes.

Da Zhuang lowered his head and said sullenly, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I... really shouldn't..."

Even though he knew that Xiao Man would not be pregnant with a man, it was just a dream, but when he recalled what he had done, Da Zhuang really felt that he had gone too far, he was really obsessed.If Xiaoman is really pregnant, he is a man, and he cares so much about face, even if he stays at home, he is afraid that it will be difficult for others to face him if he sees him.In this way, Da Zhuang is really a strong buy and strong sell.

Xiaoman held the bracelet in his palm, twirled the intricate and delicate patterns on it, and said flatly: "The bracelet is very simple, I like it very much, I will keep it for you."

Da Zhuang raised his eyes in surprise, and saw that Xiao Man, who hadn't smiled these days, finally raised the corners of his lips, stepped forward and hugged him impatiently, and murmured in his ear: "Daughter-in-law, I'm sorry, I promise ...There will be no next time. From now on, just listen to your wife and never do anything that you don’t like or like.”

Xiaoman put his arms around his neck, although he didn't say anything, his actions showed everything.

The dark clouds of the past few days have finally dissipated.

Two days later, Xiaoman's body recovered completely, and Da Zhuang accompanied Xiaoman to the town's police station, told the police what happened a few months ago, and asked to confirm Xiaoman's identity.

After hearing this, the police said regretfully: "Why didn't you come to report the crime earlier? If you had come earlier, maybe your family would have come here!"

Da Zhuang helped his wife speak, and said: "At that time, he was seriously injured and unconscious. I rushed him to the hospital and stayed in the hospital for more than a month. I just forgot about it."

The policeman reprimanded Da Zhuang and said, "Can you forget all this? Oh, why don't you ask me to tell you! This kind of thing should be reported as soon as possible! He is in a coma, so you report it for him."

Xiaoman suddenly replied: "I have some memory loss. According to the doctor, it is selective amnesia. In addition to the reason of the head being hit, there are also psychological factors. Maybe it is because I want to selectively forget some things that make me sad and troubled. Therefore, I have a somewhat evasive mentality, and I don’t want to return to reality immediately, and I don’t want to report the crime immediately and find my family.”

The policeman looked at him, seemed to understand, and said, "Then are you well now?"

Xiaoman nodded and said, "Okay, now someone is willing to be my strong support, I'm not afraid anymore, I can face it."

In fact, the police just complained about them. What if Tian Xiaoman was seriously injured if he reported the case immediately, and later lost his memory and couldn't contact his family. What would happen to the huge surgery and medical expenses?Their small township police station doesn't have that much money!

The policeman said: "Okay, I will register one for you, and it will be sent to the higher-level department in a while, so that the higher-ups can help to find out and implement it. Come on, please fill out this form. The address and contact number must be accurate and true."

In a blink of an eye, the Lunar New Year was coming, Da Zhuang killed a pig, smoked it with cypress branches, hung it up one by one, Xiao Man leaned against the door to watch him do this, and said with a smile: "You get so much meat, where can you eat it? Do you want to take it away?"

Da Zhuang said: "I just want to take it away. Don't worry about it. Anyway, you don't want to mention it. When you get to the city, you will be busy looking for a job everywhere. You don't have time to cook. Bacon is more convenient to eat and easy to put. "

The pig's trotters were directly burned in a large pot with spices. In addition to the five-spice star anise, Da Zhuang also specially added a flavor of herbs unique to the mountains, which made the meat more fragrant and richer. It was Xiaoman's favorite delicacy.

However, Xiaoman just picked up a piece and chewed a few mouthfuls in his mouth today, then his face changed, and Da Zhuang asked him what was wrong, but he dropped the pig's trotters on the chopsticks, covered his mouth, and ran out of the house, " Wow wow wow" spit out.

Da Zhuang hurriedly followed out, helped Xiaoman pat his back, and took a look at it, and saw that Xiaoman didn't spit out anything, just spit out mouthfuls of acid water, and he didn't know why.

Da Zhuang helped Xiao Man go back, poured him a glass of water, and asked worriedly, "What's wrong? Did you eat something bad? Or did you catch a cold?"

Xiaoman frowned and said, "It doesn't seem to be there. It's just that when I smelled the meat just now, I suddenly felt uncomfortable in my stomach, as if I was overwhelmed. Maybe I saw you cooking that bacon just now, and I smelled too much raw meat. Go ahead. Take that pig’s trotter away, I won’t eat it.”

Da Zhuang had no choice but to make some white rice for him to eat with kimchi, thinking, it's too greasy, let's make some fish soup for Xiao Man to drink that night.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Man vomited even when he smelled the fish soup, and even vomited more violently, which made Da Zhuang at a loss.

Moreover, the symptoms tended to get worse. On the third day, Xiaoman almost refused to eat anything with a smell of oil, and even vomited when he smelled something that smelled like a kitchen. I went to the kitchen to get food, and accompanied Xiaoman to drink cold water and eat biscuits to satisfy my hunger. I couldn't help but want to cook some porridge, and I had to wear a raincoat to go, because I was afraid that the smell of the kitchen would make Xiaoman vomit again. up.

Da Zhuang couldn't figure out why Xiao Man was like this, and after carrying it for more than a week, he couldn't bear it anymore, and asked cautiously: "Daughter-in-law, let me see if you have a problem with gastrointestinal digestion, or else, let's go Let’s go to the town hospital. Otherwise, since it’s almost New Year’s Eve, you still won’t be able to eat, so what can you do?”

Xiaoman frowned, remained silent for a while, and said, "I won't go to the hospital. Bring that old liar named Liu and show me."

Da Zhuang seemed to understand something, his eyebrows twitched, and his voice was filled with uncontrollable joy: "Xiao Man, you can't be..."

The expression on Xiaoman's face was dim, and he said, "Don't be suspicious, let Liu come and have a look first."

When Da Zhuang ran to look for Lao Liu, his mood was like a roller coaster. After a while, he was so high that he seemed to be thrown into the clouds, and he was full of joy: Xiao Man was really pregnant with our child!After a while, it fell down again, as if it was low in the dust: Xiao Man didn't seem very happy, if he really had him and didn't want to have a baby, what should I do?Is it going to abort?