Pick up a president's bun

Unexpectedly, with these two tricks, the "uncle" family, relying on the fact that they have many sons and sons-in-law, can't wait to walk sideways like crabs.

Da Zhuang admired his little daughter-in-law so much:

How can you be so smart?

How can it be so beautiful?

How can it suit my heart so much!

Really found a treasure.

As soon as the mood was agitated, the little brother below also swayed. Da Zhuang rolled on the bed in his arms, and said stickily: "Daughter-in-law, I like you so much! Come on, let my husband be so rare." .”

"Get out!" Xiaoman pushed his elbow back, and said with a half-smile: "I'll do the math, if you change the size every ten times, wait seven days!"

Da Zhuang screamed and said: "This is too inhumane! The delicious daughter-in-law is in my arms, but I can see if I can eat it. It's almost starving me to death. Daughter-in-law, let's discuss it!"

"What can we discuss? Didn't you say that what I say is your party constitution, do you listen to me?" Xiao Man patiently reminded Da Zhuang of what he had said.

Da Zhuang scratched his head and said, "The problem is that I'm not a party member. I'm only a member at most. Besides, isn't democracy being practiced now? Otherwise, I'll listen to you for big things and mine for small things."

Xiaoman stared at a pair of beautiful eyes, and said threateningly, "Wow, you actually played this game for me! What, you want to renege on your debt, so your words don't count?"

It's not that you are big and dishonest, but that you have to renege on this matter. Horses make mistakes, people make mistakes, so don't talk too fast or too full, or something will go wrong?No, Da Zhuang's intestines are full of regrets, how can he agree to such an unequal contract?I didn't feel it before, but now that I know the wonderful taste of a daughter-in-law, I wish I could do it every day, several times a day.If it can only be done once in ten days, why not let Da Zhuang suffocate to death?

No, absolutely not!

Da Zhuang salivated and said: "Everything else is up to you! I promise! No matter how big or small things are in our family, it is up to my daughter-in-law to decide! Just listen to me on this smallest and smallest matter, okay?"

As he said, Da Zhuang hugged Xiao Man tightly, rubbed his upturned buttocks against his upturned buttocks, and said in a hoarse voice: "You haven't allowed me in for three days. You can feel it, it's hard like this, you I can bear it too!"

Xiaoman touched it back, and it was so hard that it was about to flow, and his heart was moved, he couldn't help but smiled and said: "I can't bear it. Then... I will allow you to pay once! Next, you must continue to Just do it well."

Now that he has received a special kindness from his wife, why are you being so polite, Da Zhuang is so anxious, he hugged his wife tightly and rolled on the bed without saying a word, letting out a laugh of his own accord.

Xiaoman hooked the corner of his mouth.

Although the first time was a little painful, in general, Da Zhuang's performance made Xiao Man like, satisfied and extremely happy.Now seeing Da Zhuang yearning for his body so eagerly, Xiao Man actually thinks the same thing that was written in those crooked romance novels, when he says no, he is also very anxious in his heart.

As a pure subject, Xiaoman has high requirements on the qualities and abilities of men.What is quality, is the hardness, length and thickness of the hardware, and what is ability, is explosive power and endurance. Moreover, the big and strong figure is first-class, and the appearance is also very handsome, which almost meets all the requirements in Xiaoman's heart for a lover.

It's just that Xiaoman is more able to hold on, not as sincere as Da Zhuang, calling "wife" one by one, his love is beyond words.

Everything is done once and twice, Da Zhuang spent nearly an hour doing foreplay last time, but today it went smoothly, and it took only 10 minutes to get it done.

Da Zhuang pulled out his fingers, let out a sigh of relief, and said, "Okay."

Immediately, Da Zhuang leaned over Xiao Man, eagerly thrust his lips and tongue into his sweet mouth, hooked his soft tongue, and sucked it with forgetfulness.

The big palm grabs Xiaoman's lovely buttocks that are thinner if they are less, and fatter if they are more, and pinch them erotically.

The rough fingertips stabbed tentatively into the gap, and Xiaoman let out an unbearable gasp.

Da Zhuang smiled lowly: "Daughter-in-law, water is coming out of you! It's so good, like a peach, take a bite of juice."

Xiaoman's face was full of red, and a pair of beautiful eyes were flying upwards slantingly, and said with a half-smile: "You don't have less water than me, do you? Come in and compare?"

Emma, ​​how can a daughter-in-law be so good-looking, and so promiscuous!

Da Zhuang couldn't bear it anymore, he lifted his daughter-in-law's buttocks up with a pair of big palms, leaned forward, and went in smoothly.Moreover, when he entered, Xiao Man just hummed in a low voice, listening to the sound, the joy was more than the pain.

Da Zhuang tried to go in and out a few times, and sighed comfortably: "Daughter-in-law, you are so soft and comfortable inside, I feel like I'm lying on cotton, no, it's like being on a cloud, my whole body They're all floating!"

Xiaoman blushed to accept the man's simple and heartfelt compliments, his body and mood were all elevated, and he also felt like he was floating in the air, fluttering and falling, with indescribable emotion and comfort.

The so-called "happy two feelings", nothing more than this.

This is really the highest pleasure in the world, the key is that the little daughter-in-law is still very good, allowing Da Zhuang to push him around and put him in various poses, except for the rear-entry poses that Doctor Liu strictly forbids.

Big and strong like a cow, he slammed into it again and again, sweating profusely, and his soul was about to fly from the top of his head.

The hormones were overflowing with passion, and Da Zhuang yelled "Daughter-in-law" and "Daughter-in-law" one after another while piercing the person under him with force, his heart was as sweet as soaking in a honey pot.

When his consciousness was blurred, Xiaoman was also full of joy when he heard the "wife" sound, but it was not enough...

As a pure shou, Xiaoman is consciously a man, and if a man is a man, he will have the desire to conquer and want to completely conquer the other party.It's just that Xiaoman's conquest is not physically overwhelming, intruding and possessing, but psychologically, wanting to occupy his entire heart, all his attention, all his sight, to be his master...

It's so fucking comfortable! Da Zhuang asked for it once and it wasn't enough, he kept twitching Xiao Man's waist and buttocks dishonestly, staring at Xiao Man non-stop, his heart was so happy that his wife's sweat was wet The hair on the forehead hangs down, and the eyes are still a little dazed, as if covered with a layer of veil, but the lips are getting redder and the teeth are whiter, and the cheeks are also red, more beautiful than autumn apples...

Seeing sparks popping out of Da Zhuang's eyes again, he turned over again and implored cheekily: "Daughter-in-law, what's the matter, I want it again, allow me to pay you again?"

Xiao Man curled his lips into a smile, and said, "No! If you don't clear the previous account, you won't continue the latter account!" However, his body greeted him hintingly.

Da Zhuang held Xiao Man's waist, squeezed it in while it was still hot and humid, and then showed a satisfied and ecstatic expression on his face, but said meanly: "What should I do? ? I went in again, no, I didn’t go in by myself, you sucked me in, don’t blame me.”

Xiaoman snorted and said, "Are you going to be ashamed?"

Da Zhuang stopped talking, buried his head in his work hard, and told his daughter-in-law to let out another long and short extremely pleasant low moan, then slowed down and said in a low voice: "Daughter-in-law, follow me!" You can discuss it. According to you, you can only do it once every ten days, so how can it be possible? I can only pay on credit to the end. To put it bluntly, I don’t have to worry about debts, but I don’t like debts. This debt I owe makes me feel uneasy. Can't you change your party constitution?"

Xiaoman pretended to think about it seriously, and said, "Yes."

Da Zhuang was ecstatic, kissed Xiao Man again and again, and said: "Oh, I know my wife is the most reasonable. Then, just twice a night, allow me to pay on credit occasionally, and you won't be tired, okay. No?"

The corners of Xiaoman's lips curled into a faint smile, his eyebrows were so delicate and pleasant, seeing Da Zhuang's heart burning with excitement, he slammed into it violently, and Xiaoman let out a muffled groan, and suddenly said what he wanted to say. Put aside all the words for now.

Da Zhuang passionately kissed his wife's small mouth, and said in a hoarse voice: "Actually, daughter-in-law, you also like me like this, don't you? Just agree."

Xiaoman was hummed softly by his ruthless bumping again and again, his soul flew into the sky, and he couldn't help being led by Da Zhuang to say: "Well... I also... like you like this... yes, just like you This way... hard... ah... I like you..."

Hearing that Da Zhuang was so invigorating, he hurriedly put in more effort, and vigorously brought his wife to death and brought her back to life, so much that his hair would burst into flames.

Da Zhuang yelled "Daughter-in-law" again and again, and every time he yelled, he became more excited, and went in fast and hard.

When the passion was unbearable, Da Zhuang held Xiao Man's buttocks, and while hitting them violently, he clung to his ear and bewitched: "Why don't you just call me your wife, why don't you answer me? Come on, call your husband to listen!" listen?"

Only then did Xiao Man regain consciousness, feeling that the initiative had fallen into Da Zhuang's hands, and that he was completely manipulated by him, so he hooked Da Zhuang's neck unwillingly, pulled him closer, and said in a hoarse voice: "No, I prefer you to call me 'Master'."

Da Zhuang said awkwardly: "This, isn't it weird? It's better for the daughter-in-law to be more sympathetic."

Xiaoman's eyes glanced at Da Zhuang, and Da Zhuang couldn't stand this strong little look, so he had to shout like a dog: "Master."

Xiaoman smiled with satisfaction, and said like a compliment: "Very good, my little male dog."

As if struck by lightning, Da Zhuang lost his voice and said, "What did you say?"

Xiaoman said calmly and confidently: "My little male dog."

Da Zhuang was almost in a mess in the wind, and said, "How ugly is this? Do you want to be killed by a dog..."

Xiao Man narrowed his eyes slightly, with an unspeakable charm in his confused expression, and said, "Then... small stallions? I like animals, and I think they are pure, loyal, and beautiful, don't you think?"

"Oh, that's it..." Da Zhuang muttered, reluctantly accepted the statement, and said, "Let's take a stallion, it's better than a dog."

Xiaoman's shallow smile is touching, and the words that come out of the red and red mouth are even more thrilling: "Yes, I also like colts, they are vigorous and strong, and their appearance in heat is the same as yours now. Look at your glistening sweat, like the mane on a colt, I like it..."

It's a weird description, but fortunately, the daughter-in-law said "like", well, a stallion is a stallion.

The passion faded for a while, Da Zhuang still hugged Xiao Man and said, "Xiao Man, were you talking nonsense just now, calling me a little stallion or something."

Xiaoman curled his mouth and said, "You farmer uncles just don't know how to have fun. What's the matter? Then there are too many pretending to be animals, such as cats, rabbits, leopards, and wild men. You can go I will definitely take you to the sex toy store in the city, you will know it after reading it."

Da Zhuang murmured: "Well, I'm going to see it, it's an eye-opener. You people in the city really think about it."

Xiaoman laughed softly and said, "It's not enough just to look at it. If you don't buy something, the clerk won't let you go. Hey, what should we buy then? Just buy a horsewhip. I'll whip you if you don't obey."

Da Zhuang said aggrievedly: "I am obedient. I used to be so obedient when my father and mother were around. Daughter-in-law, I listen to you the most."

Xiaoman smiled with satisfaction and said, "Good boy."

Da Zhuang stroked Xiaoman's flexible abdomen, thinking in a mess: It would be great if Xiaoman was a woman. I have sown the seeds several times, and if it was a woman, she would be pregnant with a baby.I really want a Xiaoman and my baby, that must be the most intelligent and beautiful little boy in the world.

At this time, a flash of inspiration flashed in Da Zhuang's mind, and he suddenly remembered the words that Dr. Liu accidentally leaked that day, men can get pregnant, and he even delivered men!

Da Zhuang became excited all of a sudden, hugged Xiao Man, he didn't feel good about his words, and then said: "Xiao Man, last time Doctor Liu said that men can have children too, I don't know if there is anything strange about him Teach us the way, let us have a baby too."

I've never heard of a man having a baby!Xiao Man just thought it was Da Zhuang's messy sweet talk after finishing the work, and said it to make him happy, so he didn't take it to heart at all, and responded casually: "Okay, give birth to a little baby to play with."