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Tian Gensheng said, "It doesn't matter if you recognize me as an uncle or not. I don't bother to recognize you, a cheap nephew who doesn't know where he came from! It's just that my brother really hoped that your cheap son would inherit the incense for him, but you That’s how he inherited it! If my brother found out, he would sit up in the coffin with anger! Since this is the case, I won’t be polite. From now on, you are not considered a member of our old Tian’s family. Hand over the fields, and the savings my brother gave you over the years, and you can mess around with men as you please!"

A few people nearby laughed and said: "In the past, if such a shameful thing happened, they would have been paraded in the streets and beaten to death. Now in the new society, it is not in the business of dipping pigs into ponds to kill people. It’s cheap for him! Hey, let me tell you, if you are sensible, you should quickly hand over the house and everything, and leave quickly! Don’t be ashamed!"

"Hey, you, Tian Dazhuang, look like a human being. You coaxed my uncle around. I really thought you were a human being. Who would have thought that your uncle's death would reveal your original shape! Men's ass|eyes are smaller than women's" Do you want to have fun at the acupuncture point? I want to do it even if I have no children or grandchildren? I will try it anytime, haha, I have a son anyway, so don’t delay!"

Da Zhuang was aroused by their obscenity and insults, his forehead and temples twitched, he clenched the sickle in his hand, wishing he could swing it at these hateful faces and beat them all up. With blood on his face, he let out a long-standing bad breath.

Those people saw Da Zhuang's expression as if he was about to hit someone, but they were not afraid at all. Instead, they stretched their muscles and bones as if they were waiting.

Da Zhuang suddenly came to his senses: we can't fight them!These people have bad intentions, and they want to frame themselves for beating and hurting others so that they can be sent to the police. The current law protects human rights, even if you slap someone in the face, you can still sue for intentional injury, not to mention holding sickle?As soon as you swing it out, you will see blood. Doesn't that mean you have fallen into their trap?Anyway, there are a few of them, if you break one, there are a few more. When you are detained for hurting someone, the rest of them will occupy the house!At that time, it is easy to ask God to send God away, even if he can get out of the detention center, he will not be able to drive these bastards away!

And Xiaoman!If I went to the detention center because of hurting someone, Xiaoman would definitely be kicked out by these guys who took over the magpie's nest, so what should I do?

If it was before, anyway, if you were a bachelor, you would just squat in a chant!Now that I, Tian Dazhuang, have a wife, how can I not consider everything for him, and just act on my whim!I have to bear this breath!

Da Zhuang was afraid that they would touch the sickle in his hand on purpose, and he would be accused of cutting it if it wasn't him, so he simply inserted the sickle back into his back, took a few steps back, and said with a sneer: "You guys have a good idea! If you have the ability, go to the court and sue me to see if I will be deprived of the right to inherit the family property for being gay? If you can't sue, you guys should stay where you are comfortable and don't think it is blocking my courtyard. You can ask for benefits at the door!"

A few people glanced at each other, but they were taken aback for a moment, hey, this Da Zhuang can bear it today, he didn't even get violent and beat people when he scolded him so much.This fight doesn't seem to work anymore?

On the other hand, the "auntie" was clever. Seeing that everyone else was gagged and out of tricks, she yelled, "You're gay, but you picked him up. Wouldn't he be happy to be fucked by you? Don't you?" Could it be forcing someone to have sex with you? Come on, let's go into the house to find that person, and tell him that if Da Zhuang forces him to engage in homosexuality, it is rape|rape, and he can be sued in court! We have a family accident You scum, you will never cover up and show favoritism, and you will kill relatives righteously!"

A few people were ordered to rush in, Da Zhuang hurriedly grabbed a long broom, swung it round and waved it away, not allowing them to enter the house.

This group of people came here to be beaten, and only after being beaten could they go to the village police station to complain and ask for arrest, so they were not afraid at all, so they rushed in with a big broom.

Da Zhuang thought that Xiao Man had done that with him, and he definitely didn't want to see outsiders at this time, let alone this group of uninvited guests with malicious intentions.

Da Zhuang suddenly caught a glimpse of a load of retting manure lying in the corner of the yard, and suddenly felt disgusted. He rushed to pick up the long manure spoon for scooping up manure, scooped up a full spoon, and went to the place with lightning speed. These bastards are thrown away.

A few people were unprepared, and all of them were caught in the water. They stopped all of a sudden, and shouted: "Grass! The manure is pouring on people! It's really wicked and smoking!"

Rural people fight, women usually grab their hair and pull them close to the body to fight, men use poles and sticks, and sickles and axes when they are playing for their lives, but it is not good to throw dung. First, dung is fertilizer, which is a pity; second, it is too wicked. .

Now I can't control so much, anyway, throwing dung is disgusting, it can't cause real personal injury, and it's not enough to send myself to the police.Da Zhuang gritted his teeth, scooped up another spoon full of dung, and threw it at them.

This is called a rain of dung flying all over the sky.

Although a few of them are farmers, they usually have to pick up manure and pour manure, so they are familiar with the smell.However, it's different when the rotten manure is poured on the body and touches the skin intimately. It's disgusting, but they can't stand it anymore. Clothes and hair, yelling at Da Zhuang.

After a while, the village head came over after hearing the news. Although he criticized Da Zhuang for throwing feces on people, it was wrong for these people to get together and come to the door to find a gap.

The village head asked Da Zhuang to make an apology to a few people, meaning that this matter should be exposed, and those people would rather be beaten or slashed twice. If you can't get compensation, what's the matter?

Da Zhuang refused, stuck his neck, and said: "They forced their way to the door to provoke trouble, just like the time they pissed off my father six years ago. I just endured it. What happened to pouring manure on them? Their mouths smell worse than manure, and pouring manure on them can be regarded as cleaning them!"

Although those people were also very excited and reluctant, but the village head tried his best to suppress them, and finally asked Da Zhuang to pay 100 yuan for cleaning clothes, and then left cursing. Before leaving, he put down his words: "This thing is not over! It wouldn't be so convenient if we just occupied our old Tian's house and field!"

After everyone dispersed, Da Zhuang cleaned up the floor and took a shower before entering the room. Looking at Xiao Man sitting on the chair, he frowned and said, "Did you hear that?"

Xiao Man nodded and said, "I wanted to come out to scold others for you, but I was afraid of making trouble for you, so I didn't come out."

Da Zhuang said: "Yes, don't come out. They are rough people. If you talk about it again, it's a scholar who meets a soldier. It's hard to explain why. It's not as good as my spoonful of dung."

Xiaoman thought for a while and said, "But they didn't succeed this time, and they will come again. Can you still pour them with manure every time? This is not the way to solve the problem."

Da Zhuang scratched his head, sat on the bench with a sad face, and said, "Next time, I'll wait for them with a load of the smelliest dung."

Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said, "I'll teach you a way to solve the problem thoroughly so that they won't come to make trouble again."

Da Zhuang's eyes lit up, and he said: "After all, my little wife has the best solution. I married a wise man to come in! Say it! Say it!"

"Are you married?" Xiaoman said with rolling eyes, "Hiding me at home and not daring to be seen by others, is this what you define as married?"

Da Zhuang was so anxious that he blushed and said, "I wish I could beat a gong and drum all over the village and tell them that Tian Da Zhuang has married a wife and is no longer a bachelor! I'm afraid you won't let me!"

Xiao Man touched his face, wiped the sweat with his hands, and said, "Okay, I'm just kidding you, I'm just going to be like this! The psychological quality is too bad!"

Da Zhuang took Xiao Man's hand and pulled him into his arms, saying: "Xiao Man, you don't know how happy I am, I like you so much, sincerely, without adulteration at all, if I can dig out my heart Just show it to you..."

Xiao Man let him hug her for a while, hid her face in his broad shoulders, secretly pursed her lips and said, "Are you still listening to my solution? Just interrupt!"

"Listen! Listen! Listen! I always listen to my daughter-in-law!" Da Zhuang had a correct attitude.

Xiaoman pulled him to sit down, and said calmly: "Your uncle's family has a clear purpose, and they made it very clear just now, they just want our fields, houses, and your father's savings over the years. The land belongs to the state, and it will be handed over to the village collective in the future. They will not be able to compete for it. Your father’s savings, they can’t know the passbook and password, and they can only stare at it. Now, there is only one thing that makes them stare at it. The house, as long as the big head of the house is solved, they will have nothing to make a fuss about."

Da Zhuang raised his forehead and said: "I understand what you mean, you want me to sell the house. I want to sell it, and now I have asked someone to ask, but, don't we leave after the New Year? It’s sold now, where do we live?”

Xiaoman said with a smile: "We still live here. There are only two months before the Chinese New Year. We have agreed with the buyers that the house will belong to them, and we will handle the transfer of ownership for them. However, we can't leave for the time being." , live for a while, and just calculate the rent for them. The rent in the countryside should not be high, is 300 yuan a month enough?"

Da Zhuang could stuff a duck’s egg into his mouth, and said, “Ah! I live in my own house, and I still have to pay rent to others? Don’t do it, don’t do it, this is simply a loss-making business!”

Xiaoman lowered her face and said, "You were full of sweet talk just now, and you listened to your wife for everything, why didn't you listen to me in a blink of an eye?"

Da Zhuang said aggrievedly: "Listen, of course I listen to my wife. But, I don't think it's worth it. This house is only sold for 5 to [-] yuan, and the rent is several hundred yuan. How can it be worth it! "

Xiao Man said: "It's not a question of whether it's worth it or not. It's called dredging the bottom of the pot and making your uncle and his gang stop thinking about it! It's nothing to spend a few dollars, but you have to see their dreams come to naught, and they look desperate! "

"Besides, without the house, they can no longer threaten you, but you can threaten them in turn." Xiaoman said firmly with the corners of his lips curled up.

"What do you mean?" Da Zhuang was a little confused.

"Let's sell the house. We're single. We don't have to worry about the future. Let's talk about it. If they dare to come to us, they will set fire to his house! Of course, they can also come and burn our house, haha, it's a pity , now it is under someone else's name, we have nothing to lose!"

Da Zhuang thought for a while and said hesitantly, "It's against the law to burn a house. Now that I have a wife, I don't want to do anything illegal. I just want to be with you for a long time."

Xiao Man said bitterly: "Who told you to burn it? It's just to say something cruel. There are more cruel things. Just now I heard them scold you for being gay and killing offspring, and boasting that they gave birth to a son. Okay, we are bachelors, we will cut off our children and grandchildren, we are not afraid of anything, go find the sickle, machete, and all the knives at home tomorrow, and go to their door to sharpen the knives every day, while sharpening and scolding, I will have no children and grandchildren. Who are you afraid of? I can’t deal with adults, and I can’t deal with a few bastards? Tell you to cut off your children and grandchildren, and let’s see how long you can be noisy and proud?”

Da Zhuang imagined that scene and felt chills on his back. After thinking for a while, he said weakly, "Isn't that good? I really..."

Xiaoman said: "Who told you to do it? Just pretend. You are afraid just thinking about it, can they not be afraid? Really! Barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes, so let them come here. !"

Xiaoman's two-pronged solution was very effective. Tian Gensheng's family was furious when they heard that Da Zhuang secretly found someone to sell the house. Later, seeing that Da Zhuang took the initiative to move, he walked around in circles at the door of several people's houses every day. Sharpening the knives, he stared at their children with ferocious eyes while he was sharpening, and said to himself fiercely: "I am so anxious, I will kill these bastards, so that you will have no children and grandchildren! Killing one is a tie. If you kill two, you will earn money, if you kill them all, you will go underground to meet my parents and say revenge!"

The sons and sons-in-law of Tian Gensheng's family came to try to get Tian Dazhuang away, but Tian Dazhuang sharpened his knife sullenly, and said, "Is this place yours? This is public land. I can do anything here. Just sharpen a knife. Twisting a yangko didn't affect anyone. You can't understand it? You can't understand it and call the police station to arrest me!"

Indeed, Tian Dazhuang only sharpened his knife and talked to himself, and did not actually harm other people's actions, causing their teeth to rattle, but there was nothing they could do about him.

Da Zhuang continued to sharpen his knife.

After listening to the sound of sharpening the knife for three days, several grandchildren of Tian Gensheng's family fell ill from fright, and even had auditory hallucinations. Whenever there was trouble, they yelled, "That big man is sharpening the knife again. The knife is sharpened so fast, it’s going to kill me! Woooooo, I don’t want to die..."

Tian Gensheng couldn't regret it now, he's such an idiot!The mutton was not eaten, but it smelled like mutton!The house didn’t make any money, and it was covered in dung not long ago, and now it’s scaring a few grandchildren out of order, and it’s also causing the villagers to gossip, alas, forget it, let’s not mess with that plague god.

When Da Zhuang came to sharpen his knife next time, Tian Gensheng went up to him and said to Da Zhuang, "Come on, you'll accept it when you see it. Your house has already been sold, and the money has also fallen into the hands of Da Zhuang." It's in your pocket, and I'm afraid it's impossible to ask you to take it out again. I'm going to admit it today. Don't take advantage of it and not forgive others. What kind of skill is it to scare children? If you have the ability, you can face my sons The son-in-law is going to do something?"

Da Zhuang withdrew the knife and said: "If you are right, you are right. You think I am afraid of you! But you must first make a life and death certificate. No matter whether you are killed or injured, you will not be able to report to the official, and you will not be compensated for medical expenses! Dare Don't you dare?"

Tian Gensheng was scared all of a sudden, damn it, this is purely fighting, there is no intention, what about spanking?In case of injury, there is nowhere to reimburse the medical expenses?Even if Da Zhuang was beaten to death, so what, he was a bachelor anyway, and all his sons and sons-in-law had wives, sons and daughters, is it worth it?Just to vent?